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16 Life Goes On

Downtown, Hope & Anchor Pub

October 1st, 00:15

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The building is silent as everyone inside waits for their Boss' word.

Sitting around the centre table is all the parahumans of the Tenth Suit of The Red Hearts.

On one end is the Boss, Wash, or Ten in this 'official' setting, with his assistant, Elsie, standing dutifully and deferentially behind him. To the right, perpendicular to his Boss, sits Alphonse in a...

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15 The Plot Thickens

Commercial District North

September 30th, 18:30

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Circus doesn't call out to them, but from the way they simply jump into Mimic's phantom's waiting arms and allows herself to be captured shows her intent to surrender easily enough.

It's clear to Emma that Circus is just using them to protect her from the other Villain, but that is their job, and it just makes things easier if they only have to actually ...

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14 Teenagers Scare The Livin' Shit Out of Me

Downtown, Hannah's Home

September 29th, 18:15

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"What do you mean I'm not getting promoted?"

Mary's scathing query is made less intimidating by the forkful of spaghetti that she is pointing at Hannah as she says it.

Letting out another sigh, the feeling starting to become far too frequent for her, Hannah patiently repeats herself. "Your probation doesn't end until December thirteenth, so it was de...

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13 Actual Plot!?

PHQ, Emergency Meeting Room

September 17th, 10:15

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Walking into the room, Emma finds that she's one of the last to arrive. Almost everyone else is already here. All the Protectorate Heroes and all the Wards except for Rory, Dean and Dennis.

It gives her an uneasy feeling. She's been in plenty of meetings during her tenure here in Brockton Bay, but none of those meetings has ever had an attendance rate of li...

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12 First Days

Downtown, University of Arcadia

September 4th, 09:00

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Walking through the crowded halls, Mary ignores all her 'fellow' new students as she makes her way to the first of her lecture halls, her eyes glazing over everyone present, failing to find anyone of interest.

She's decided to go full goth today, just because the idea of being so audacious on the first day is amusing to her, plus she's hoping that no one will wan...

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11 This Chapter Did Not Go How I Was Expecting

Downtown, Wells Tower, Apartment #54

July 25th, 23:45

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Slamming her eyes shut, Dr Jessica Yamada takes a deep, shaky breath, before slowly opening her eyes again.

Her ceiling. She just sees her ceiling.

Lurching upward, she pushes herself into a seating position, frantic eyes flashing around the shadowed room. But no one's there. Her dresser is to her left, slightly open, showing a thin line of darkne...

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2 Job Interview 2 Electric Boogaloo

Turns out, manipulating your own soul isn't really all that hard.

It's not easy, granted, but it's not like it's any worse than when I was just learning to use chakra.

Except for the fact that that's a complete lie and I'm just saying it to make myself feel better.

Seriously, chakra is a mix of soul and body, and not to brag, but I am kinda amazing at manipulating chakra.

So why. Is it as difficult as it is to just manipulate my soul? Clearl...

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1 A Murder Adventurer's Adventure

Sitting in the, frankly unreasonably, comfortable chair with my feet resting on the unnecessarily fancy desk, I play around with an exquisite knife, rotating it through my fingers as I wait for it's owner to return. This knife is just one of the many weapons littering the room, each as impressively crafted as the last.

I'd have taken one of the spears down to play with, but unfortunately my body is only fifteen years old now, so I'm too small to spin one around while sitting down withou...

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10 Totally Not Therapy Needing Behaviour

Brockton Bay, Boardwalk

July 24th, 20:06

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"Thank you both for your hard work, I'll see you ladies next time."

Miss Militia gives the PRT worker, a man by the name of Clarkson, a glance as her and Falcon make their way back into the PRT building, heading for the parking lot after finishing up with their patrol for the day. She notices that the man seems to be talking to Falcon more than he is her, which she finds mo...

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9 I Really Like Tetris

Brockton Bay, PHQ

July 14th, 13:40

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With her hands stuffed in her costume's pockets, Emma Frye walks into the Wards' common room, the picture of teenage angst.

Inside of the room, she can see Gallant, or Dean, since they've all unmasked to the new Wards by now, sitting at the console, watching the cameras and such, keeping in communication with Clockblocker and Aegis as they enter the last steps of their patrols. View Post

3 Making Shit Up Is Fun :)

Waking up...waking up is a strange thing for The Noita. In large part because he rarely sleeps. In fact, he's likely died more often than he's slept, which really makes the two things seem more similar than maybe they should.

He even dreams. It's been a long time since his last death, but he still remembers how it used to be. There is a reason The Noita hated God, beyond the suffering he endured during his lives.

Every time he died, he relived all of that pain. He dreamt only of s...

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In regards to the direction of a supposed one-shot

So, that whole Noita thing. I didn't plan t make a story out of it, but I've realised that it'd be good to keep around for when I'm itching for some op mc, so now I've started thinking about how the story is going to progress.

I was originally thinking I'd just have it be a multiverse fic going through fandoms, but I have realised that I can just changed the name of serasbelses or whatever the fuck that name was, and then just straight up make it into an original multiverse.

It wo...

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2 Laying The Foundation

Floating inside of an alternate cluster, The Noita ponders on the strange being he just met. He had hoped that he'd be able to interact with her kind more,. But she clearly stated that he wasn't wanted, and the multiverse is infinite, so he felt no need to press the issue.

If her kind wishes to claim that cluster for their own, then they can have it. One single cluster is literally so close to nothing in the face of the multiverse, so he doesn't mind, and unlike God, he isn't so petulan...

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8 Slice of Life For Real This Time

West Downtown

July 8th, 21:00

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Humming to himself as he skips down the dark streets, only occasionally lit up by a functioning streetlight, Suzuya fights the urge to open one of the pizza boxes in his hand to have a bite.

They managed to convince Han-chan, or Mom Militia, as Ma-chan likes to call her, to let them have pizza today to celebrate Mary's recovery. Which is cool! Pizza is great! Ma-chan should get hurt mo...

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1 The Noita

Have you ever thought about how one would fight a God? And that's capital 'G' by the way, not some suped up spirit wannabe, but an actual, genuine God.

Well, to Noita, that is about all he has been able to think about for centuries.

And now that it's finally happening, he's not really sure what to feel. Surely he should be feeling wrathful, filled with a righteous vengeance. Or maybe anxious, fearful that his life as it is will never end, that his torment is eternal?...

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7 Heracles Who?

Have you ever had a really dumb idea, but had to resign yourself to the fact that there aren't really any better options, at least none that you can think of at the time?

Well, Mary is becoming familiar with that feeling.

Even though Challenger just slapped Lung away like she was trying to score a homerun, it's clear that it won't have really done much of any damage, and with Lung being Lung, he's only going to be stronger next time she tries, making her ability to put him down ev...

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Challenger's Profile

I'm gonna try and remember to write profiles every now and then, and I've decided that I'm gonna post them separately from the chaps here on patreon so that I can tag them all separately and have things be neat :)

𝗦𝘂𝗯𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲: Challenger

𝗦𝘂𝗯𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲: Tanya Harrington

𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Brute 7, Striker 6 (Sub: Mover 4)

𝗔𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗹...

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6 This Isn't Very Slice of Life...

West Boardwalk

July 2nd, 20:00

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It started off innocently enough. They were just finishing up their patrol at the border between Empire territory and the Boardwalk, walking down a sparsely populated street under the setting sun.

Miss Militia had said that Mary would start doing actual patrols into gang territory soon, since she's going to be in the Protectorate proper soon enough.

But she's still a Ward for no...

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5 Did Someone Say Slice Of Life?

Brockton Bay

PHQ Changing Rooms

July 2nd, 17:30

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Glaring at Miss Militia, who is in her full Hero regalia as always, Maryam takes a moment to process what she'd just heard.

"What do you mean, I still have to go to school?" She asks, incredulity and annoyance both lacing her tone.

"The Youth Guard made the argument that you have never had the chance to receive proper education. I...

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coupla pics

This is what Jester's mask looks like btw, I spent like an hour editing it, so you'd best appreciate it. You'll notice that it's different to how it was, if you recognise it, cuz reasons :)

Also, this is her outfit, but the purple should be red, and then the colours should be swapped around, and obviously with the other mask 

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Prologue 4: Gang Shit Fr Fr

Brockton Bay

Medhall Building, CEO's office

June 22nd, 15:00

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"-with all of that said, allow me the great pleasure of introducing all of you to Brockton Bay's newest Wards!"

Max Anders is a handsome, physically fit man. With short blond hair, and brilliant blue eyes that remain glued to the monitor on the left side of his large and luxurious desk as it shows one of many live feeds to ...

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Prologue 3: Boring Discussions

PHQ, Training Room #1

June 14th, 09:50

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The main training room in the PHQ is a large, open area, roughly a hundred metres long and an extra twenty wide of dull grey walls and padded blue floors. To the right upon entry, there is a selection of exercise equipment set up and ready, from simple weight racks, to what seems like hydraulic presses that serve the same function, but for people capable of hefting much greater weig...

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2 Job Interview?

Protectorate ENE Headquarters.

2009, June 12th, 10:30.

The Protectorate Headquarters, otherwise known as PHQ, of the Parahuman Response Team's East North East branch is a refitted oil rig sitting out in the bay, a massive translucent barrier extending from the structure to either side of the bay, making the horizon seem oversaturated as one looks through it.

The barrier was originally designed as a bubble that covered the PHQ, however it was...

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1 It Begins 2 Electric Boogaloo

Brockton Bay.

June 11th, 19:58.

Two minutes.

Habitually patting her side to confirm that her power was still there, in the form of a knife for now, Miss Militia, an olive skinned woman wearing a costume of stylized, fitted military fatigues that accentuated her curves. Over which she has a scarf covering her lower face, and a sash around her waist, both of which are patterned after the American flag. Moves her bottle-glass green eyes over the others in the same transport as ...

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210 Epilogue 10: The End

The Host is dead.

It is strange.

Communications with fellows have indicated that this is a bad thing.

[INSTIGATOR] does not understand.

Each Shard serves a purpose. Promote The Cycle. Ensure it's success. Gather Data. Refine. Improve.

Conflict provides Data, so they provide conflict. But it's fellows seem to have additional goals. They seek the survival of the Host above all.

The Thinker ensured Host survivability when connections are forme...

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209 Epilogue 9

San Francisco, California, April 13th, 12:00.

Hovering high in the air, Poe looks out over the bay. Specifically, the bay where his city used to be. So much work, a decade of effort, and it was all wiped away in one day.

It's been nearly two months already, but Poe is still struggling to get over it. More often than not, he finds himself here, just staring uselessly at the reminder of what he lost.

He's had to fight with all his will just to stop himself from simply retiring...

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208 Epilogue 8

Brockton Bay, New Jersey, April 11th, 17:00

"Wards, allow me to introduce you to your newest teammate, Redemption."

Miss Militia's introduction gets a set of curious and speculative looks from the five teenagers present, each of them wearing casual clothes and a simple black domino mask. Especially the youngest, the only girl who doesn't even look to have hit puberty yet.

"Now, I know it has only been a couple of days since you welcomed Vista to the team, but I hope you can ...

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207 Epilogue 7

Colosseum Dimension, April 10th, 20:02.

Standing inside the expansive colosseum, two people can be seen.

On one side, a big, six foot tall, hairy man with long, greasy blond hair, wearing only a simple pair of torn shorts and a wolf-shaped mask covering his whole face, leaving his grizzled chest bare. He has an 'E88' tattoo on one bicep, and a wolf superimposed on a swastika on the other, showing his loyalty to the Empire Eighty-Eight, while also proudly displaying his position as...

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206 Epilogue 6

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, April 9th, 19:55.

At a certain point, you just sort of get desensitised to things after seeing them so many times.

At least that's Sarah's excuse for why she doesn't really cringe anymore when she browses through FoolsNet. Or maybe it's her new power, creating some kind of rift between her conscience and information that wasn't there before.

It wouldn't be the strangest case of Thinker neurosis that she's heard of, having done extensive research int...

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205 Epilogue 5

Brockton Bay, New Jersey, April 8th, 20:40

Reputation.

Indisputably, reputation is perhaps the most important thing in the whole gape game. It is through reputation that his Empire stands strong, stronger even than the dragon's.

Theirs is a different type of reputation; while the dragon prefers to rule solely from a reputation of fear and power, Kaiser himself is not so barbaric.

Granted, there is still plenty of fear placed upon him, especially by those of the 'lesser...

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