Must Love Frogs

Dancing On My Own

I like to think that, at the party where Valerie officially lost her college love, she hung out for a while and danced just for herself, like Elphaba.  Unlike Elphaba, nobody noticed, because this is Val we're talking about.

Chronologically speaking this song wouldn't have been out yet, but it's also the most appropriate song for this situation... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ

We Deserve Softness

And you don't have to be brave all the time.

Sweet sweet baby, life is crazy, but there's one thing I am sure of; I'm your lady, always baby, and I love you now and ever... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygr8H7cV-0w

Cure For Inslothnia

I sympathize with both of them, really.

Itzel, your Edward Scissorhands paws are so annoying.

So Sgt. Pepper took you by surprise... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHtN4K6msHU

Life Could Be A Dream

Leave it to Ri and Ry to know all the sequestered little spots on Lake Bianca to kick back for a little formal-dress-optional privacy!

Sha-boom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEP224Sa4Rw

My Love Does It Good

I've very much been wanting to do some drawings of Itzel and Cass making sweet sloth love (you know how it is).  This was a bit tough because my darling Cass must be protected at all costs, and I never want to be exploitative of her (she hasn't mentioned how much work she's had done).  Then again, I don't want to be exploitative of any of WwF's cast, so let's just allow the happy sloth couple to enjoy each other.

Gosh, the look on Paul McCartney's face on this album cover... "...

August Special: Hot To Trot

Twilight isn't going to let the Dreamy Royal Girlfriend go without refreshments on her beach run.  It's a fly-by hydration!

You're Exceptional

I give you the definitive style and assignment for OTP Fox and Frog in When We Fly...

Vixen Grin (not her real name) is a silver fox with golden pipes.  The voice of St. Charlies, she is a heavy hitter in the local music and theatre scene, and a big reason for the success of Icy's band, CRUSHED ICE.  Vix's lover, Kero-Chan (also not her real name), is a sweet frog with an equally sweet voice.  Kero also currently plays lead guitar in the band (as well as banjo, if they ne...

When Yeens Fly

Deena defies gravity.  If you care to find her look to the western sky.

I'm going to put this on DA before they get bored of the prompt.  And you can listen to this song that reminds me of sports!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8UR5BU5dJQ

Sketch: Dynamic Sports Thing 2

Liz recommended I alter the pose a bit, as it looked more like Deena was going to axe-kick the net as opposed to put a basketball in it.  Now it looks more natural, but I'm still not completely satisfied with the pic.  It feels like there's too much negative space on the left (Deena's right).  And yeah, doing what I do in pencil is a big mess.  

Sketch: Dynamic Sports Thing

There was a prompt for dynamic sports poses on DA, and I was like "I can draw the sports!  Sure I can!  I played Putt Putt once!"  I figured it's been much too long since we saw local basketball hero Deena Metzger, shown here about to shoot a touchdown for the Biters whilst her parents (Francis and Maynard) and girlfriend (Lazelle) watch and have miniature heart attacks.  How'd I do?  

Sketch: Boom Shack-A-Lak

Autumn and Evan are just half of the roommate dance party!  I still need to draw Horatio and Kittiwake!

Hey, even when she moves out to be 1/3 of the Throuple, the pretty bird can still come around for the dance party.  There's a lot of fractions in today's post!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC2Y000YwrM

Billy Joel Fans Be Like

Nice going, Itzel, your /dinosaur/ music has killed Mantiski.

I don't care, anyway, because this live version is a fucking banger...  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZJbWLkyG_A

For Your Convenience And Viewing Pleasure

I took the liberty of categorizing all the Patreon art from the past year and a half into handy tagged groups.  As for all art before that, mostly Patreon exclusives have been categorized.  Take a look and maybe find something old that's new again!  

Sketch: I Play This Song When I Work Out

I play this song when I work out, I slay at home when I work out, don't call my phone 'cuz I'm in the zone, 'cuz I play this song when I work out

I'll probably do more sketches of little Rudy practicing his martial arts and dancing.  His spine and joints are absolutely packed with cartilage so he's got plenty of moves left!

Rudy's WERK OUT song:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gle84g...

Glacial Melt

(Best Grampa Simpson voice) AND IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOOOU

I hope Lopoddity doesn't mind me borrowing Cupcake again... https://www.patreon.com/lopoddity/posts

Curiousity Killed The Mood

Everyone is Fuzzbook happy, Valerie. 

Hakuna Matata

These completely random polyamorous lady /animals/ were drawn with one .03 Micron and very little reference.

Fun fact: in the real world, red river sows don't have discernible tusks.  Red is just that butch I guess!  

The Right To Bear Arms

Icy usually wears baggy clothes that make it difficult to see her bear bod, but every once in a while she'll whip off the XXXXL shirt, flex those tree trunks and remind us why she's queen of the Roughnecks.  Over fifty?  Fucking nifty.  

Sketch: Death To Mooky

Cupcake is a young bear who worries that she might hurt a small loved one with her unchecked size and strength.  Icy, meanwhile, has a tendency to adopt other bears as her "cousins", and takes Cupcake under her massive snowy wing.  At Roughnecks, Icy teaches Cupcake not to fear her strength, but to control it and celebrate it responsibly.  Mooky the Scare Bear can be rebuilt!

Cupcake cameos courtesy of the one and only Lopoddity 2022-08-02 19:29:23 +0000 UTC View Post

August Special: Beasts on the Beach!

It's still pretty hot where I live, so what better time for a duo (romantic or familial) to hit the beach in their best bathing attire?  You choose which pair we'll attend on the sand!  Please only one vote per Patron.

July Shout Out!

Thanks so much to all our Patrons for making my birthday month so awesome!  I'm really happy with all the new art I've been able to post on Patreon, and here's to plenty more.  Also here's to our Friend Of Frog Patrons and up: Nutjob, Tineid, Heartshine, Floydiana, Unsingable_Name, Dragonpone, Greypon3, Iczerfour, Jonathan, Jose Rosa, La Limule, Lopoddity, Rhys, Luke the Foxen and Swissair171!  I hope you know how amazing you are to me! 

Don't Have A Sow, Man

Bi-der pig, bi-der pig, does whatever a bi-der pig does.

Originally this was meant to be an innocent Simpsons parody, but it ended up looking exactly like an actual When We Fly modern adult cartoon depiction.

Sketch: Tricera-Topping

A romantic sketch of WwF's most unlikely couple.  This one turned out pretty nice so I'll likely add inks and color at some point.

Grant x Horatio.  Get into it. 

Gritty Kitty

I do hereby promise only to watch the Val and Sneppy Show!

Pseudo Parenthood Pressure

You'd be forgiven for assuming the Barrios household is all sing-alongs and sisterly affection, but Tapia is still a 14-year-old and Eloisa has still been thrust into a parental role for which she may not have been ready.  There are going to be scraps and shouting fights.  Also I regret to inform you folks that I don't speak Spanish.  I do my best!

Eloisa definitely doesn't want kids when she settles down.  She's done her bit!

The Artist's Wife

Alsesta's unique beauty devastated Franzie's defenses.  The stoic sow was openly masculine, yet all woman.  She was all at once manly and feminine, both and neither.  She was completely at home in her own skin, crooked snout and skinny ass and all.  Not surprisingly, Franzie would sketch her porcine muse whenever Alsesta would tolerate it.

I'll very likely do more of Franzie's life drawings, because I love working in this style.

Bee Mentally Well

More deep cuts!  This is Honi Melrose, councilor and therapist to Valerie and probably others in the cast.  Just trying to contain Valerie's mental health must be a full time job, but Honi does so with smiling mandibles!  (Yes, /bees/ have mandibles and CAN bite, did you know that?)

I love designing and drawing bug people.  Love love love.

Boxing Day

Autumn loves working out at Roughnecks and wants to prove herself to the big and beautiful clientele.  Busy gym owner Icy won't take time to spar with her, so Autumn gets pesky about it!

Beep Beep, Trissie The Sheep

And what a sweet sheep she is!  Trissie Willoughby is the mother of local size queen Melissa Willoughby, and is the assistant to the mayor of Bradydale (shabbier suburb of St. Charlies).  Yes, the sheep works for the mayor.  Frog, never change.

Ah yes!  But do you know who is the mayor?...

If It Weren't For Bad Luck

So often do I sympathize.

Donkey Kong has had it with your shit, Val.