The condiment wiper was specifically designed so that it can wipe clean any condiments and even some coffee blends from the interface. It was the most crucial component in Minnow's design, which took several sleepless nights to figure out.
2021-08-28 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Isaac's Fairy Note #1:
Remember, if a fairy gets too wild to handle, say "Fhfcrafvba Bs Oryvrs" (fuh-fucraf-vuh-ba biss ory-verse). This is a spell that will send them back to the fairy planet. It's considered rude in fairy culture, so maybe next time you go to the fairy planet, bring an apology fruit basket for them.
IMPORTANT: They are immune to dragon fruit.
2021-08-21 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Isaac's Fairy Note #30:
If a fairy does something you don't want, do NOT say "Thank you" because they would just do it more. Fairies are very generous but they work under their own logic and most scholars have given up on trying to reverse-engineer it. A professor of fae, Elbum Elbumek, once discovered that fairies have up to eighteen possible answers to a "yes/no" question. I actually met him once at a wizard convention. He had been transmogrified into a desk and was very bitter ab...
2021-08-16 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Isaac's Fairy Note #17:
Fairies do not have a good grasp on the biology of non-fairy beings. Fairies also do not have a good gasp on the biology of fairies. Fairies also assume that everyone wants to look best for the royal ball, regardless of whether said ball exists or not.
2021-08-12 19:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Isaac's Fairy Note #34:
Fairy magic can be tricky because they tend to be subtle. Maybe they made your fingers a little longer, or make it so that you perceive red things as blue. Whatever it is, make sure you use your sharp space-commando senses to see if anything's off.
2021-08-09 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Isaac's Fairy Note #22:
Fairies have a tendency to drag unsuspecting bystanders into strange whimsical adventures filled with magic and wonder. YOU WILL DIE HORRIBLY, so don't do anything that's outside the tasks that you agreed upon when you accepted the job. Just the mushrooms.
2021-08-06 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Isaac's Fairy Note #7:
Fairies tend to be named after some adventurer who came to their planet and did some favor. So they tend to have normal people names like "Ted" or "Elzebar" or "Kath". I went there a few years ago on a student exchange program, so don't be surprised if you hear about a whole village named Isaac (I mowed a lawn.)
2021-08-03 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Isaac's Fairy Note #12:
If you ever need a height boost on Fairy Planet, try laughing. The joy will lift you up into the air. But careful not to be too self-aware while doing it, for the embarassment will make you fall sideways.
Actually maybe don't force a laugh, forget what I wrote above. Sorry, I'm writing this with a pen, I can't erase anything semi-colon P
2021-08-01 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI'm drawing a comic page and I thought it would be fun if the bonus panel has a character designed by a patron. So, I've decided to hold a character design contest lol
Rules:
1. He's an alien (like everyone in Val and Isaac).
2. His name is Meve Snerling.
3. He does not infringe any copyright laws (dont give me a homestuck or a mickey mouse)
4. He is dead (draw him while he was alive tho).
5. You can submit as many designs as you want.
Deadline is
Minnow has actually thoroughly explained the concept of emoticons, but Isaac is terrible at remembering anything that's not related to magic, ancient alien history, xenobiology, all his friends' birthdays and other important dates, arts and crafts and cooking.
2021-07-29 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The magazines just disappear. Management discourages people from leaving with them because it's a waste of paper, but they've gotten tired of telling repeat diers because no one ever remembers what happens when you die.
2021-07-26 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Phone ghosts are the restless spirits of telemarketers who died in the Great Telemarketer Migration of 280XB2. They wander the intergalactic networks, offering Natural Enhancement Pills to unsuspecting individuals during emotionally inconvenient times, such as a romantic spa day or a funeral.
2021-07-20 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Minnow had to start wearing extra-dimensional socks because her flipper feet were too big to walk on land. It took her three days to relearn how to walk with her new situation, but she got used to it after a month.
Zuri had to start wearing deodorant.
2021-07-13 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Wow, this is NOT my day.
So, update on the situation: I calmed the boar down with some cinnamon (yes, that actually worked) but then I got snatched by a giant bird due to my egg shape? Probably?
Please advise!"
Thank you Boo for the suggestion!
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2021-07-05 13:58:56 +0000 UTC View Post
The last time Isaac called his dad, he was being imprisoned by space horses, and he was able to say "We are definitely is a STABLE situation, dad." And before that, they were on a sinking boat and he said "We're keeping things afloat!" which is the opposite of what was happening, so it was still a lie even with the innuendo.
2021-07-04 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Okay, turns out I'm not really an egg. I'm just egg-shaped.
Good news, though! I think we've temporarily confused the boar! How should we take advantage of this situation?"
Thank you, EpiglottalAxolotl for the suggestion!
Yes, CYOA is back on! If you're a new patron, Click Here to catch up on the story and find out how you can participate! Post your suggestions in the comments!
2021-07-02 19:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a doodle of Zuri I made for patrons only (and a Behind-The-Scenes Pic)!
2021-07-02 15:36:11 +0000 UTC View Post
The ability to push people's buttons is an important tool in the assassin's arsenal that few only children have mastered. Space Dread discovered this talent in middle school when she distracted her entire class during a history test using a combination of finger tapping and pencil dropping. She managed to do this for 36 minutes before getting caught.
2021-07-01 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Omegasheep wool is one of the most comfortable material that's ever existed. The only reason it's not what everything is made from is because omegasheep is a terror god that that will turn your soul inside out when you make eye contact with him.
2021-06-28 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Zuri thought that Dread's statuesque figure and stoic intensity reminded her of a senior she had a crush on back at the academy, who unfortunately died during a mission to the Yndra Nebula.
Dread thought that Strawberry Ghost Princess Volume 4 was fun, but she wished there was more of a seasonal arc like what Volume 3 tried to do. They put a lot more focus Groundskeeper Gourdy this season, who isn't really her favorite character, but I guess he was a fan favorite in that alternate timel...
2021-06-23 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Dread didn't really know what it was, but she knew that it was definitely nothing good and it would probably be really funny if she stuck it back on Zuri instead.
2021-06-20 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
