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CGR - BANE - FELIZ NAVIDAD

He's got the power and he's got the spirit, and he's got the karaoke machine for the next hour, so BUCKLE IN.

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CGR - JONATHAN CRANE - I'VE GOT MY LOVE TO KEEP ME WARM

2019's been a colder year for our Jon.

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CGR - ED AND JERVIS - SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS

Speaking of two people killing each other in the booth... has anyone seen Jervis lately?

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CGR - ALASTOR SHARPE - SANTA BABY

Winner of 2019's Horniest Christmas Performance.

We're all very proud.

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CGR - ED AND JON - LITTLE DRUMMER BOY

Inspired by the performance by Bing Crosby and David Bowie, and sung nowhere near as well. 

It was a miracle these two didn't kill each other in the booth.

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CGR - HARVEY DENT - HAVA NAGILA

Hava Nagila? On a Christmas album? You gonna tell Harvey no?
Go for it, I dare you.
(This was recorded pre-2F, in case it's not obvious.)

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CGR - JONATHAN CRANE - LET IT SNOW

Ikky doesn't like the cold wind blowing, so Jon recorded himself singing to keep her happy.

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CGR - WAYLON JONES - 'DAT YOU, SANDY CLAUS?

Starting Christmas Gone Rogues off with everyone's favourite big-hearted rogue, Waylon!

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BEST SERVED COLD: THE EVENT

If you wanted to just listen to the entire event without having to search for the episodes, here you go!

I'll undoubtedly do it for Lockup's Lockdown as well, but that may just be a Patreon Exclusive (at least for a while)!

Enjoy!

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Kiss From A Rogue (When Karaoke Goes Bad)

I honestly cannot believe I hadn't posted this on Patreon! I could have sworn I did, but I have a mind like pudding on the best of days, so here it is!

Did Waylon deliberately lose just so Edward would have to sing? We may never know.

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BEST SERVED COLD - Epilogue

Guest Starring Alexis Hancey as Nora Fries

Congratulations, all, on a job well done! You've saved the day again!

[SCRIPT]

THE HYDRAULIC DOOR TO VICTOR'S LAB SLOWLY OPENS.

EDWARD: Victor! Where the hell have you been?

VICTOR: I lost consciousness. The suit is programmed to return home if this happens.

EDWARD: It’s been hours. Doesn’t it have a hitchhike feature?

VICTOR: Nora.

EDWARD: Hmm?

VICTOR: Where is Nora?<...

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ROGUES: Best Served Cold - Episode 12

[SCRIPT] 

OSWALD: Won’t want to miss this… what’s there to miss? Sub-zero temperatures I can handle, but I’ve got my bollocks in a snowbank and I can feel my heirs slipping away. (chortles) I’ve lost all the heirs from my balls and no one’s around to appreciate my joke.

HARVEY: I found Coleridge.

OSWALD: Is he dead?

HARVEY: Icicle that big in his chest, in the long run he’s better off.

OSWALD: Was this what Edward said we wouldn’t want ...

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ROGUES: Best Served Cold - Episode 11

NORA'S HEALTH: 100%

[SCRIPT]

EDWARD: (on the phone) No - he didn’t say if there was a way to stop. Quite the opposite, actually. Well, I don’t know - he laughed, he gurgled, he did - what more do you - yes, I know people are dying. No I don’t think you’re having a ‘good time’ with this. … Well, he’s probably in Metropolis, trying to keep things from … of course I have him tagged. In this temperature? I’d be lucky if I got a signa- oh. It’s working. No… ...

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ROGUES: Best Served Cold - Episode 10

NORA'S HEALTH: 100%

[SCRIPT]

BRAINIAC: THE ANSWER.

EDWARD yawns.

EDWARD: Hmm? Oh - sound! Sorry, you gave me so much time, I thought I’d rest my eyes a little bit. Long drive, stoic companion, all that jazz.

BRAINIAC: ANSWER IS -

EDWARD: Correct. Kelvin? Enter code Fries Omicron 1-9-4-6.

KELVIN: CODE ACCEPTED.

EDWARD: I can only hope the good doctor is faring as well as I am.

ELSEWHERE - COLERIDGE can be heard in ...

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ROGUES: Best Served Cold - Episode 09

NORA'S HEALTH: 100%

[SCRIPT]

BRAINIAC: WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER.

EDWARD: Simple. The answer is Hector.

BRAINIAC: ANSWER IS… CORRECT.

EDWARD: Child’s play. Kelvin - enter code: Fries Delta 1-9-6-9.

KELVIN: CODE ACCEPTED. BEGINNING SECOND PHASE.

EDWARD: (beep of transmitter) Victor - come in.

VICTOR: Victor here.

EDWARD: (over radio) Just letting you know that I’m brilliant - second phase has begu...

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ROGUES: Best Served Cold - Episode 08

The Rules are Simple: Solve the riddles, and save Nora's (and thus Edward's) life!

The chances of Nora making a recovery are currently at 100%.
For every riddle that doesn't get solved, her chances drop by 33.3%.

You have 24 Hours.

You've got this.

[TRANSCRIPT]

EDWARD: Avon calling!

EDWARD chuckles.

EDWARD: Victor? Ah.

VICTOR: You’re late.

EDWARD: And...

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The Eldritch Muppet Show!

I made a video for it, so you can sing the song that will undo the world!

Huzzah!

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Fright Night, but it's The Count instead of Jerry Dandrige

This was 100% my Brother's fault.

100%


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Hallowe'en Livescream 2019! What're we thinkin'?

You guys get to choose what the world gets to see!

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Rogue Eye (for the Straight Guy)

 I loved the Pumpkin Cookie scene with Jonathan Van Ness so much, I had to record it as Jonathan Crane.  

I mean, it just FITS, doesn't it?  

And THEN, the INCREDIBLE TimetheHobo drew the scene out for me.  

AND THEN, they ANIMATED it.  

A.
MAZE.
ING. 

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Romanes Eunt Domus

So, for those who don't know, I am a HUGE Monty Python fan.

I was joking around with Dee on how funny it would be to do the ROMANES EUNT DOMUS scene from Life of Brian and have Edward correcting Jervis' latin, but then we decided it'd be even FUNNIER if it was JON who was correcting Jervis' latin (being a doctor and all, knowing all that stuff).

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Cats are Born Listeners


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First Day as a Pilot


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BATMAN - Written by a Bot

I was tagged in this, and I just HAD TO.

Story: Someone forced a bot to watch over 1000 hours worth of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie. This was the first page.


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The Clever One

I've been a fan of Mitchell and Webb for years now, and some of their skits just work too well with the Rogues.

So here's Jon and Ed talking having a conversation over lunch, taking a break from shooting Rogues.

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Bat Shampoo


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Patreon Does Galleries!

I know this is COMPLETELY out of the blue, but I got an eMail today telling me that Patreon does galleries now for images.

While I don't really do art or anything you'd actually WANT to see, I am known to be a dab hand with a camera. With that in mind, I thought I'd post some birds I snapped in Niagara Falls last year.

Don't worry - I will not be charging you for another month if this is the only thing you see. I know this isn't what you c...

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Beetlejuice Voice Tests

I haven't done a Beetlejuice voice in years, but I loved the absolute sleaze that Keaton brought to the character, so I wanted to do a couple of his lines.

There's shouting and there's foul language - it's Beetlejuice.

Proper stuff coming soon, when I'm not surrounded by hammers and heat.

I need a lozenge.

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Waiting4Codot Movie Trailer

I don't know if anyone here remembers the trailer for Jerry Seinfeld's "Comedian", but I always enjoyed it, so I did a version for me.

Because I can.

Proper, better things coming shortly. Things just haven't been... eh, better things coming shortly.

Codot x

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Go The Fuck To Sleep

Written by Adam Mansbach
Performed by the Gotham Rogues, Batman, and Jason Todd.

So this has been something on the TO-DO List for a while now, so why not RIGHT NOW?!

Enjoy!

Codot x

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