Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A flaming ghost train heading for the Austrian border, an abandoned miniature horse, a troublesome fish sauce factory, a TikTok gambling scheme, and the return of the RIPing Report.
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Outro: Where I'm Going (Chopnotslop Remix) - Thundercat & OG Ron C and the ChopStars
2023-01-26 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: What to call your grandmother, how to get porno and crypto for Bigfoot-Cain, and where the fuck is West New York, New Jersey.
2023-01-21 07:28:06 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo and Andrew are joined by the inimitable Phoebe Roy of 10k Posts and Masters of our Domain to discuss: A few hundred unexpected deer carcasses, two tons of cocaine revealed by a bomb threat, on-the-ground reporting from Dutch New Years, and not getting into a robot car.
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Listen to 10k Posts: https://tenthousandposts.podbean.com/
Listen to Masters of our Domain: 2023-01-19 08:52:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, and Andrew present to you: The relocation of a baffling regional festival, a robot that loses your court case for you, a staggering trove of catalytic converters, and the distant unleaded future of aviation fuel.
2023-01-15 03:49:08 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Tom from Explosions&Fire to talk: A butter disaster in Wisconsin, a blood mystery in South Carolina, ambient radiation in Iowa, and an unfortunate comms mix-up in England.
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Watch Tom blow shit up here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVovvq34gd0ps5cVYNZrc7A
And follow him on Twitter here: 2023-01-12 03:51:56 +0000 UTC View Post
We're back baby! New year, same extremely dumb podcast. This week: A grenade in a garage, RyanAir customers in a corridor, a scam in a funeral home, and a swan in the arms of a first responder.
2023-01-08 03:11:12 +0000 UTC View PostWe're back for 2023 and kicking off with a round-up of the most dangerous party night in Europe: Dutch New Year's Eve. Plus: Premium grade Italian military weed, a truly great American Hall of Name, WoW-ing away your 20s, and shitting on your own PT Cruiser.
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Outro: Cellz (Part 1) - MF DOOM
2023-01-05 11:18:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo and Ben bring you harrowing tales of mayhem and malpractice from both the golden age of ballooning and the dawn of cryonics.
2022-12-30 01:30:28 +0000 UTC View PostLucy and marine biologist-of-the-show Jesse are ringing in the holidays with an especially Christmassy episode about one big exploding fish tank and the effects of oil spills on deep sea life.
You can get the slide show here: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1nsld9tA6t7VToNmKbTJrOs9EOAv1c0z98iSeg1m4jCc
Much love, stay safe out there. Stay chopped ...
2022-12-23 22:11:00 +0000 UTC View PostWe're taking one! We're taking two weeks off (sort of) which means there'll be no new free episodes for the next two weeks as the free feed gets unlocked bonus episodes BUT because we are absolutely committed to you guys getting what you paid for, there'll still be a bonus episode this week and next week.
Hope you have a hunky and safe end of year, stay frosty out there.
2022-12-22 03:33:26 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: A mirthless Christmas, an unforeseeable sword-swallowing accident, letting your kids touch the tortoises, going GTA mode at the airport, and a mysterious green river.
Special thanks to listener Shawnzie for finding that snippet of the outro song against all odds.
2022-12-17 02:36:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you a tale of two cities with: West Fargo's crackdown on feeding geese, and Amsterdam's crackdown on money laundering. Plus: Losing your Hyperdome, what happened to Pie Face, and someone finally takes the Living End to task.
2022-12-15 09:54:04 +0000 UTC View PostTheo and Ben bring you: A flashing light that will solve capitalism, some valuable missing semen, robbing weddings Hitman-style, coyote assassins with carte blanche, and yet another dog driving a car.
2022-12-11 03:17:23 +0000 UTC View Post
In this dazzling episode of the largely Queensland-based visionary Australian comedy current events podcast Boonta Vista, the whole team tackles: The achievements of a blind horse, the Shipping Report, getting fingered by Thing, developments in the rendering industry, cow magnets, and owning up to your coffin mistakes.
2022-12-08 10:29:23 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Sign vandalism in Idaho, the science of goose harassment, ventilator disagreements in a German hospital, car door C4, and the importance of clothing tag washing instructions.
2022-12-04 04:09:43 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker to discuss: Tear gassing your own troops for morale, losing 45 gallons of iPhones, and an American werewolf in Colorado. Plus: The Clipping Report and the much-dreaded return of the RIPing Report.
2022-12-01 02:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A new and improved 90.10 MedBed, an accumulation of pigs, the mystery of the melting toilet, the toilet havens of the Netherlands, stricter rules for ballooning, and an awfully high drone failure rate.
2022-11-27 02:29:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis week: Robots stealing jobs in Japan, Australian companies at the forefront of future wasteland enemy technology, a personal insight into grease theft, and the Clipping Report.
2022-11-24 09:31:25 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Lucy and Andrew present: Old People Recalling Things, potential career opportunities for Michiganders in the exciting field of coordinated Smellsters, concerning but energy-rich holes under the floorboards, electrical hardware with built in hand-mashers, and the ever-present threat of the Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile.
2022-11-21 08:49:05 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by JR Hennessy, host of Down Round podcast and author of The Terminal, to discuss amphibian poaching, the allure of the forbidden grease, aeronaut misadventures in the Alps, and more.
2022-11-17 12:51:33 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Ben bring you: A shipwrecked Sinterklaas, strapped car salesmen, high school gun hijinks, chicken-based firearm storage, and skydiving.
2022-11-13 05:10:14 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Coyotes terrorising Ontario, disgruntled customers terrorising Salt Lake City, mysterious sounds terrorising Massachusetts, a rogue nurse, and zoomer foods.
2022-11-10 09:25:49 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A missing family found, receiving a not-quite-empty coffin, the state of that good North Carolina moonshine, and Andrew got the big snip.
2022-11-06 02:24:41 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you two deeper-than-anticipated dives into the numbers on TikTok-driven dining experiences and the damage being wrought to Texas golf courses by feral hogs.
2022-11-03 12:33:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Riley and Andrew are back for episode 2 of season 5 of Criminal Minds in season 2 of the The Boney Island Whitefish!
Sean Patrick Flanery is here and he's having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. He's on what turns out to be a very sympathetic rampage and only the FBI's finest squad of speculative profilers can wait for him to kill some more people and then conveniently show up where they were anyway!
2022-11-03 05:27:27 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Ben bring you: A birdbath that will burn your fucking house down, a tiny heist, playful bees, and taking your town's teeth into your own hands.
2022-10-30 01:40:08 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by Trashfuture's Riley to solve liquid mysteries, resolve stinky workplace disputes, reflect on strength-based surgeries, consider the smell of milk jugs and much more.
LIVE AUSTRALIAN SHOWS COMING UP!
- Trashfuture in Canberra with guest Andrew Law on November 15th, tic...
2022-10-27 13:02:49 +0000 UTC View Post
The Boney Island Boys are back! Andrew and Trashfuture's Riley have returned for season 2 of The Boney Island Whitefish, the only podcast to specialise in watching season 5 of America's most unhinged crime procedurals!
Get ready for the return of Breakfast Update, Wild Speculation and more!
We're very pleased to be back with season 5 of a...
2022-10-25 23:45:27 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The Piet outlook for the Dutch festive season, losing your house to a highway, a mystery container, and the extremely surprising failure of the metaverse.
2022-10-23 02:22:00 +0000 UTC View PostTreasured former guest Max Lavergne returns to us having done some personal research into the Papa Gino's mascot issue, plus: Getting hospitalised by a Skyrim meme, an unmalodorous smell on the loose in Pennsylvania, and the Tipping Report.
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Listen to Max's podcast here: https://infinitegossip.substack.com/podcast
2022-10-20 10:27:31 +0000 UTC View Post