The Theo Philes are back baby, and in a big way! This episode: the US Army hiding underneath the ice in Greenland, and inventors being killed in the funniest, most tragic way an inventor can be killed.
2021-04-05 00:25:22 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben catch up on the Suez Canal news of the week via awful t-shirts. Plus: how not to burn your house down, and when not to mention how hot the criminal you sucked off was.
2021-04-01 10:39:22 +0000 UTC View PostStraight from 1996, Andrew, Lucy, and Ben are here to discuss the out-of-control rhea problem in the UK, covid-induced robot sympathy, and the embarrassed nature of the sun bear.
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Outro: Kick the PA - Korn & The Dust Brothers
2021-03-28 01:17:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone is here for a truly heinous episode of the podcast as we discuss taking your child into the elephant enclosure, America's ongoing renegade cow problem, and the nuances of straight men having straight gay sex.
2021-03-25 11:23:29 +0000 UTC View PostWith the debut of American Psychosis from Andrew and Riley, it has us asking the question: where should additional shows go?
Some people like getting extra content like Boney Island Whitefish and American Psychosis, while other people are finding that it makes their feeds cluttered and makes it harder to recommend specific shows to people.
So what's your preference? Is it that any additional ma...
2021-03-22 00:20:10 +0000 UTC View PostHuge content warning for discussion of sexual assault on this one.
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Lucy, Andrew, and Theo talk through a wide range of awful responses to Australia's most recent grim moment of reckoning with sexual violence, from cops dreaming up shitty apps to our empty suit prime minister. Plus: a Planely Speaking about a woman whose only crime was a series of very cool crimes.
2021-03-21 09:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Boonta Vista's Andrew and Trashfuture's Riley are back with a brand new series about the lasting cultural impact of September 11. In the first episode they introduce the show and discuss Oliver Stone's World Trade Center, the commoditisation of tragedy, memorial NASCAR races and a two word phrase from that fateful day that lives on in cultural infamy.
New episodes dropping monthly on the Boonta Vista and Trashfuture patron feeds.
Andrew, Theo, and Ben are here in the magical imaginarium where Ford Falcons are made. Due to a clerical error this entire episode is about cruise ship listicles. Sorry. Sorry everyone.
2021-03-18 10:38:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Great news everyone, Branson Reece has drawn us a wonderful sexy Bigfoot, and YOU can have her on a shirt!
2021-03-15 11:58:27 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben are three horrible little worms looking at self-decapitating slugs, the Swiss answer to the Biocharger NG, drunk driving, and beanbathing for charity.
2021-03-14 09:09:26 +0000 UTC View PostChewed up and spat out by the wheel of samsara, we're all here to look at Taco Bell NFTs, flights grounded by cats, getting sucked off by Pacman, and a deep-dive on the psychology of people who blind commercial airline pilots with lasers.
2021-03-11 12:37:11 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone's here as we speed down the interstate using a crossbow to shoot the vaccine into unsuspecting Texans. This week: fronting court while arm deep in a patient, ominous and portentous use of a dead locust's ear, and after a long hiatus it's the return of Australia's favourite fabulist
2021-03-07 02:20:36 +0000 UTC View PostPresumably, someone asked for this. Andrew, Theo, and Ben take you through an entirely Bigfoot episode as we look at Oklahoma's attempts to monetise the notoriety of the world's most beloved wood-ape. Plus: the longest Bigfoot Field Researchers Organisation field report ever committed to type.
2021-03-04 12:23:18 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Lucy are joined by piss merchants Demi Lardner and Tom Walker for the third installment of Godfuckers Inc., the spin-off series about being gross. In this episode: diarrhea, jacking off, euthanasia, the films of Sia, and the Crazy Frog themselves.
2021-02-28 13:11:49 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s time for another instalment of Godfuckers! We’re being joined by the wonderful Tom Walker and Demi Lardner of bigsofttitty.png, so please give us your questions that would be very uncomfortable to answer!
2021-02-27 08:35:41 +0000 UTC View PostCome on in to the offices of Lockheed Martin as Theo, Lucy and Andrew walk you through the latest innovations in defence spending, genital photography and automated hotel surveillance.
2021-02-25 14:38:16 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Lucy, and Ben talk about getting married on a plane, trying to kill a paraglider with your drone, secret Antarctic life that shouldn't be, and the profane act of cloning your pets.
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Outro: Lotta Years - Aesop Rock
2021-02-21 08:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone's here this week to talk about Shane Warne's understanding of the universe, Stack Exchange's understanding of personal boundaries, the UK's understanding of light bulbs, and Lorna Jane's understanding of virology.
2021-02-18 11:37:22 +0000 UTC View PostIt's an almost entirely Nature Corner episode as Lucy, Theo, and Ben talk about a cow that refuses to be caught, an emu that was caught but shouldn't have been there in the first place, sturgeon crime, and a millionaire dog.
2021-02-14 03:02:35 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Theo dig deep into the horrifying depths of the mailbag before digging deep into the even more horrifying depths of the worst place in the world: the r/childfree subreddit.
2021-02-12 06:07:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Stepping through the portal into the mirror universe you see the worst thing imaginable: a group of people recording a podcast. Keep your head safe from the elements with an inscrutable joke from a paywalled episode of a podcast that none of your friends, family or co-workers listen to. Not only do they look extremely cool, trucker hats allow the back of your head to breathe, which is highly important for human thermoregulation.
As heard on the bonus episode 2021-02-10 22:13:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Journalist and preeminent Craig Kelly researcher Cam Wilson joins us to talk about the history and influence of Australia's most notorious backbencher-cum-horse-medicine-for-humans-advocate.
2021-02-08 03:36:41 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben discuss the conflicting prognostications of North America's groundhogs, the taxonomy of MILFs, and the world's littlest big-dick lizard.
2021-02-07 23:42:41 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Ben, and Theo introduce everyone's favourite classic segment, The Poll Report. Plus: one dubious injustice and one less-dubious injustice in sunny old England, and Shane Warne's favourite flicks.
2021-01-30 07:28:38 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone's here! This week: Were you born with the right butthole for eel fishing? Do you need an app on your phone that uses Bluetooth to erase the effects of cocaine from your brain? Is the American market ready for the authentic Australian Mexican food of Guzman y Gomez? Find out right here.
2021-01-28 12:11:05 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben talk about getting parenting advice from the man who stole your car, the cow that stayed at-large from authorities for far too long, big fish dicks, and living at the airport Kirbying the security guards.
Read Jesse's paper here: https://www.int-res.com/abstracts/meps/v658/feature/
Outro music: Fish - Mr Scruff
2021-01-24 02:26:41 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Ben peer into the gaping maw of the mailbag to answer your burning questions about ghosts, scamming Qanon believers, being rude to people on the internet, and fruits.
2021-01-21 11:19:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This is it. The last straw. The final bone.
Andrew and Riley are here one last time for the final episode of season 5 of Bones. No other season of the show exists as far as we know.
Join us as the writers of Bones basically give up one last time and send Bones to Indonesia, send Booth to Afghanistan and send Angela and Hodgins to fuck in ZZ Top's car.
Thank you for joining us on this strange and perplexing journey into mid 2000s post-9/11 network tele...
2021-01-20 12:24:12 +0000 UTC View PostHello beautiful patrons,
It's been a while since we opened up the ol' mailbag for your questions! Have a question for us? A story to tell? Something you'd like the show to cover? A grievance? Comment on this post or shoot an email to mailbag@boontavista.com
Peace and love from up above,
Andrew
Bad news: the extremely hackable Internet of Things chastity device has been hacked. Andrew, Lucy, and Ben talk through this plus the Korean government's advice for keeping pregnant women fuckable, and Pete Evans' future political career.
2021-01-17 01:18:19 +0000 UTC View Post