Andrew, Ben, and Theo talk about Andrew having his appendix ripped out, Wolfmother's outsider art foray into EDM, and the modern scientific consensus on male bisexuality.
2020-07-23 12:35:26 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Ben are joined by New York Times tech writer Mike Isaac to get deep into bean chat, the fuckedness of Airbnb, the Brazilian resistance emu, and the impenetrable mystery of Adelaide's COVID mobile.
2020-07-20 01:59:28 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Christmas in the Bonesverse and Santa's wearing a bomb vest! Riley and Andrew are joined by Trashfuture's Alice to get a Breakfast Update and examine 2009's economic mess that can only be fixed when leftists agree to stop criticising capitalism on their pirate radio station.
2020-07-16 13:11:58 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone's here to look at another dogshit article from the strange woman who gave us the article insisting Alan Joyce earns every penny of his $24 million salary. Plus we open the mailbag to tackle butter, Bigfoot and python eggs.
2020-07-16 12:49:58 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a new thing: Regular episodes will be appearing on the Patreon feed as well now! Instead of subscribing to both feeds, you, our cherished Patreon subscribers, will receive both episodes, with no previews for bonus episodes or mid-episode plugs for the bonus stuff. Go ahead and unsubscribe from the regular feed unless you really, *really* want to get the free episodes twice.
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Lucy, Andrew, and Theo face the cold, hard truth about Beyoncé's nationality, learn about ...
2020-07-13 07:30:08 +0000 UTC View Post
At 6:00pm AEDT / 1:00am PT, Lucy will be eating a Carolina Reaper chilli and reading the love letters of James Joyce live. Check it out on Twitch!
2020-07-12 03:43:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, we've got a lot of new subscribers this month so we just wanted to say welcome and thanks for the support!
Don't forget that if you want to ask a question or suggest a topic for the show, you can write to the Mailbag or reply to this post.
Thanks again for the support, it rocks and helps us make even more content for you. Cheers!
2020-07-10 06:32:27 +0000 UTC View Post
We're saddened to inform you that there is no potential supernatural murderer posited in this episode. But we're very happy to inform you that at least 30% of this episode is promotional material for the premiere of the 3D Summer blockbuster James Cameron's Avatar!
We also have an update on Bagelgate, a letter from a listener and our earliest instance of Wild Speculation yet!
2020-07-09 23:38:29 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, Ben, and Theo are here in the Bonus Realm to answer some questions from the mailbag, read a piece from Enemy of the Show Elizabeth Farrelly, and look into the murky world of monkey labour law.
2020-07-09 13:01:45 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, Andrew here.
It's been a while since we updated our goals for new levels of patrons, so we need some suggestions from you!
These general involve making ourselves very uncomfortable for your amusement. For example, the last one required me and Lucy to watch an hour long Daisy Cousens livestream. Terrible.
We've got a few thoughts to start you off, for example:
Andrew, Lucy, Theo, and Ben peer into the mailbag to answer questions on de-red pilling your dad, who should replace the ibuprofen, how much bean is too much bean, and what that butter do.
2020-07-03 03:06:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Riley and Andrew are back to discuss the collapse of late-2000s network television during the rise of streaming, the provincial local media of Australia and the UK, competing bagel franchises, horny grandpas in fetish clubs and spontaneous human combustion.
All in a day's work for the internet's only podcast about season 5 of American crime procedural comedy-drama television series Bones.
2020-07-02 23:48:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Little green men? Gold coins? Rainbows? What could this all mean? If you're the writers of season 5 of Bones, almost nothing!
Stephen Fry is here playing Stephen Fry as we're treated to midget wrestling, red herrings and a bad case of Coma-gun.
2020-06-25 12:38:06 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Ben take a break from spoiling the end of Uncut Gems to talk about hysterical, dairy-addled cops pretending to be poisoned to make people like them, and try fit the perverted French Canadians into existing show canon.
2020-06-25 12:34:16 +0000 UTC View Post
What if this murder victim was a DARPA-created hybrid human-avian killing machine? They almost definitely aren't, but imagine if they were! These are the important things that the writers of this episode of Bones want you to very briefly consider, before forgetting about that plotline. Will Angela break her volcel commitment? Does workplace exposure to sulphites change the shape of your skull? Will the murderer have a motive that isn't revealed in the last 2 minutes of the show? Find...
2020-06-22 02:14:12 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, Theo, and Ben delve into the troubles between man and cat woman, commiserate with the traumatised cops forced to wait entire minutes for a burger, and imagine a beautiful world without cops.
2020-06-18 11:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostLive from the dick sucking factory, Andrew, Lucy, and Ben talk George Christensen's dick pills, divorcing your boss, the racist MSN robot, and ant-based alternatives to bees.
2020-06-12 01:10:15 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Ben, and Theo take a look at the credulous rubes preparing to face off against busloads of Soros-funded Antifa supercommandos, and see how things are going in the beautiful city of Mackay.
2020-06-07 06:29:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Riley and Andrew return for the fifth episode about the fifth episode about the fifth season of Bones! Another mystery is afoot! Did an ancient mummy stab someone? Is the never-ending stream of cop propaganda meant to put you at ease with the panopticon? Spooky!
2020-06-04 10:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Listener Alex has kindly send in a recording of his bees. Please enjoy the gentle buzzings of these Sydney-based bees.
2020-05-29 01:36:28 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben give bees a chance to defend themselves, delve into the many ways bees are smarter than you, and answer any questions you might have about the powerful 5GBioShield USB stick.
2020-05-28 12:58:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Riley and Andrew are joined by Sean from Take A Look Around to recap episode 4 of season 5 of Bones. We're going to learn a lot more about David Boreanaz, 2009-style racism, serial killer children and fake Middle-Eastern accents.
2020-05-28 12:10:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Andrew and Riley return for another episode of the number one crime series about bones starring a woman named "Bones": Bones. Today we're learning about the origins of Michael B. Jordan's Hollywood career, the necessity of Pope hats and how to drain a parasitic cyst. We are not learning how to finish a script.
2020-05-21 11:48:59 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben look at the awful board game that solved gender inequality, the MP who is painfully addicted to gigabytes, and the Anton Chigurh of the bird world.
2020-05-21 11:06:11 +0000 UTC View PostLive from the big scam convention, Andrew, Theo and Ben talk about the cruel censorship of the Church of Bleach by the Therapeutic Goods Administration, Robert Pattinson's moveable feast, and an update from Gunworld.
2020-05-16 06:09:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Andrew and Riley are back for episode 2 of the fifth season of Bones, in which network television is brave enough to ask the question "what if James Bond was real and also very bad at being a spy but it was hard to solve his murder because your bad case of Coma Brain makes you forget how plumbing works?"
2020-05-14 11:18:53 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Ben and Theo do a double-barrel Nature Corner, visit our friends in the Sovereign Citizen movement, and look at the definitely-not-racist facial recognition algorithm that can detect pre-crimes in this special bronus episode.
2020-05-07 13:26:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! This patron-exclusive Boonta Vista/Trashfuture collaboration is the first episode of an extremely specific podcast in which Andrew and Riley recap episodes of season 5 of the American crime procedural comedy-drama Bones.
In this episode we explain the origins of Bones, why season 5 of Bones is worth examination, and the season premiere which includes Psychic Cyndi Lauper, Poopie Suits, brain surgery-induced coma hallucinations, underwater cults, fake dise...
2020-05-07 09:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello and welcome to our latest subscribers! Every now and then it's worth having a little refresher on how to access the rewards that come with your membership.
As we all know, the Patreon app is not great for listening to actual podcasts with, so it's worth adding the show's RSS feed into your podcast-listening app of choice.
You can also join the Discord server, and there's instructions linked to help you do it.
Let us know if there's anything you're having tr...
2020-05-05 05:43:29 +0000 UTC View PostBen and Lucy discuss the unending flying misadventures of Harrison Ford, the relentless greed of real estate agencies, and the Instagram influencers profiting from giving away money.
2020-05-01 05:22:56 +0000 UTC View Post