Boonta Vista

BONUS EPISODE: Labouring Under Delusions

Hey! Andrew & Lucy are talking about very dumb movies and very dumb threads about emotional labour! Sorry it's late! Enjoy!

MAILBAG: Dumb Movie Edition

Hello Dear Patrons, 

This week Andrew and Lucy will be bringing you their first new movie review in quite some time!

But we'd also love to hear from you about your favourite dumb movies for idiots. Which movie makes you laugh like a donkey on nitrous oxide? 

We'd like to hear about your guilty pleasures, the movies you find hard to defend and the ones you love going to bat for. 

BONUS EPISODE UNLOCKED: The Political Climate (Feat. Ketan Joshi)

Theo is joined by climate, clean tech and science communicator Ketan Joshi for an interview that covers recent bushfires and the political reaction to them and plenty more.

Follow Ketan on Twitter.

As always, thanks for listening!

BONUS EPISODE: Live, Laugh, Love Talking to the Manager

Lucy and Theo discuss the concept of a Karen, listeners' worst customer service stories, and doing your kinks at a family wedding.

MAILBAG: Karen Edition

Folks, we're putting out the call for your very worst stories of working in retail, customer service and just dealing with bosses in general.

Send your stories to mailbag@boontavista.com or leave us a message with your tale.

Australian listeners can call the Hotline on 1800 317 515, while US listeners can call the Seppo Hotline on (732) 876-3446.

BONUS EPISODE: Beware The Were-Whale

It's a Halloween Spooktacular as Andrew and Ben take questions from the Hotline and the Mailbag about Australian Cryptids, Dracula's ability to perform, horrifying reality TV, sexy Halloween monsters and more.

SPOOKY MAILBAG!

Folks, it's that time of year! Leave us your questions for an extra-spooky Halloween episode. We want all of your most important questions about (but not limited to): Draculas, Wolfmen, Bigfoots, Dr Frankenstein AND Dr Frankenstein's Monster, Ghouls, Goblins, Ghosts, Zombies, Occultists, Satan, Witchcraft and horror movies.

Reply with your questions here

OR

Send an email to mailbag@boontavista.com&...

BONUS EPISODE: A Sunny Demeanour

One Nation members inviting strangers in to rifle around in desks at midnight, public speaking, "Holloween", nude statues making old men horny, iguana snacks in the Jail Zoo and much more.

BONUS EPISODE: Orgone In 60 Seconds

The boys are back in town and we're covering important topics like Peter Brock's Performance Enhancing Crystals, giving you an update on our Patreon goals, taking questions from the Mailbag about alien invasions, toilet cleaning and our greatest fears and answering messages from the Hotline including calls from Vic Rodriguez and Enemy Of The Show Marbe...

Wow! Also, oh no!

Well, thanks to support from our wonderful community of Patrons who clearly want something bad to happen to us, we've hit the Very Smart Goal pictured above.

We can't thank you enough for your support and at the end of the month it looks like it's time for us all to go and get a Waluigi tattoo. 

We'll be adding some more goals, so keep an eye out for those and updates about the tattoos. If you have any suggestions for future goals we could use to energise our audience, commen...

Mailbag!

We'll be recording a new bonus episode soon, so we thought we'd throw the old Mailbag open to our Patrons, new and old! 

Leave your questions for us to answer on the show in reply to this post, or call 1800 317 515 and leave a message.

Also feel free to just ask for our thoughts on a particular subject if you like, can't think of a funny way to phrase it. 

Mailbag!

EDIT: There is now a US line for voicemails! ‪US listeners can call in and l...

BONUS EPISODE: Prognosis Negative

Hey, we got a phone number! The Boonta Vista Hotline! 1800 317 515!

We're diagnosing illnesses, American kettle-blindness, penis-swabs, bovine abductions in Oregon, ass eating (mama mia), anti-Irish racism and more!

CHANGES TO OUR TIERS AND REWARDS

Hello dear Patrons,

Recently we've been really trying to focus on improving the quality of the show, and we hope that it shows! However, we're also very aware that we haven't been delivering on the bonus content for the Lover and Wife Patron tiers. 

This is partly due to technical and legal constraints (there's basically no way we can record and post the Movie Nights after the fact without them getting taken down). It's also partly due to the realities of creating this show w...

BONUS EPISODE: Two Criminals

Ben & Lucy discuss pervert islands, pervert divers, and take questions from the biggest perverts of all (our beloved patrons).

MAILBAG!

Now taking questions for the first ever Ben and Lucy EXTRAVAGANZA! That’s right, the only combination of hosts that hasn’t happened yet is happening! Questions please!

BONUS EPISODE: Penis Whackerman 5: The Dream Child

Ben and Andrew talk writing styles, Sky News shows, the Big Man himself and the return of the infamous Penis Whackerman. He's here to give us a history lesson in hysterical children from folklore.

BONUS EPISODE: Jerkin Media

Andrew and Theo are investigating the devastating ball-cooking effects of 5G, innovative new media innovations in viral media - and tragedy strikes at the bull cum facility.

BONUS EPISODE: Jim's Wet Dome

Ben and Theo take you for a journey through mechanical screams, the death of the world, race science, collaborative toileting, and the many services Jim from Jim's Mowing can and will render - whether you want him to or not.

BONUS EPISODE: Italian Bavaria

Andrew, Ben and Theo discuss the optimal number of Hitlers, the amazing inventions of Australia's millionaire Teenpreneurs and the music of Jeremy Renner.

BONUS EPISODE: Battlefield Athe

Andrew, Ben & Theo are checking in on Europe's Most Racist Town, following up on the grisly origins of Blast Testing grandma, finding out what it takes to get rid of a pony and answering your letters.

MAILBAG!

Hello wonderful Patrons - we'll be recording a bonus episode later tonight and would love to take some questions!

Please reply to this post with your very urgent questions, hypotheticals, stories and compliments.

Peace and love from up above,
Andrew

BONUS EPISODE: Swordwatch

Andrew, Ben & Theo are giving you a quick Nature Corner and then taking questions live form our listeners - including our very first call in from beloved sword-wielder-in-chief Allison!

BONUS EPISODE: Gun Thief Guy Incognito

We bless the rains down in Africa Museum as we reset the Victor Rodriguez Memorial Blackface Counter! Stolen Orgy Weaponry! Illegal Danish Superhogs! [Rockwell voice] Somebody's watchin' meeeeee! Long-term social media brain decomposition! 

BONUS EPISODE: Yee-haw!

Take a trip to Hong Kong as Andrew, Lucy & Theo catch up on an instalment of Planely Speaking, Paging Dr. Lucy and an ALL NEW SEGMENT!  

BONUS EPISODE: Mr. Fortune500

Hot on the tails of the sushi-pizza failsons, Andrew & Theo bring you the tale of Chad Moneybucks, bravely stealing money form people too lazy to use the AirBNB app. We also laugh at a guy spending too much money on a pool and take letters from our beloved Patrons (that's you!)

Mailbag!

Hey! Got a question for THE LADS? 

Reply here with your questions about shitty entrepreneurs, what the FUCK is up with the ALP, food questions - hey, even just a topic you'd like us to discuss that you don't have a specific question about!

Peace and love from up above,
Andrew

BONUS EPISODE: Those Hated Suffragettes

Time to take a ride on an extremely rusty theme park attraction as Lucy, Andrew and Theo talk bad injuries, accursed Suffragettes, Rutger Hauer movies, Hungry Man Dinners and more.

BONUS EPISODE: The Doctor Will See You Now

It's an all-Dr. Lucy episode! That's right, the absolute worst people on the internet ask for advice about how to beg strangers for beef fat - plus Lucy and Andrew answer your questions from the mailbag.

MAILBAG: Dr. Lucy Edition

HEY. Need any relationship advice? Got any horrifying relationship stories you need to tell someone? 

Better ask Dr. Lucy. 

Leave your questions, stories, and horrible physical maladies that you need diagnosed below.

BONUS EPISODE: Fortshite & Entrepreneurshit

Theo and Andrew take a trip through our dystopian present, from full-time education in the art of competitive gaming to preparing our children to be sacrificed to the gig economy.