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BONUS EPISODE: Relationshits

Andrew and Theo are here checking in with Dr. Lucy. We're also answering your letters about ethical consumerism, the left eating itself, whether it's okay for your pets to watch you have sex, the shelf life of offensive statements and more.

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BONUS MAILBAG!

Andrew, Lucy and Theo going live soon! Questions! Relationship questions! Dumb questions!

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MAILBAG with Ed Zitron

The excellent Ed Zitron is joining us as a guest on our next episode - please give us your questions for Ed about obscure DC movies, Bitcoin, his dogs and cats, or whatever else you can think of.

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BONUS EPISODE: Letters To Shithouse

Lucy and Andrew are holding hands and driving straight off the cliff that is Daisy Cousens writing for Penthouse magazine. We're also checking in with Dr. Lucy and taking your letters. 

Thanks for your support you big beautiful sweethearts!

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BONUS MAILBAG

It’s a Lucy and Andrew bonus episode recording soon, get your questions in!

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BONUS EPISODE: Shooter On The Assy Noll

Andrew, Theo and Lucy are catching up on important NollNews including Overly Woke Takes, the problem with The Arts, Paging Dr. Lucy and letters from the Mailbag!

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MAILBAG

Now taking questions for tomorrow’s bonus episode LIVE baby

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BONUS EPISODE: Negging Your Way To Success

Andrew and Theo are talking Red Pill Pick Up Artists, tipping, the Catholic Church, Trump's "legacy" and plenty more from the Mailbag.

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BONUS EPISODE MAILBAG

Let your questions rain down upon us, like piss at a European sex party

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BONUS EPISODE: Reusable Mail Bag

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are dipping into the mailbag for your questions about toxic fandoms, helmets and plastic bag tyranny, cooked Jordans, campaigning for One Nation, big dick energy and regrettable aesthetic choices.

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BONUS MAILBAG

Now taking last minute MAILBAG questions for tonight! You’ve got like, half an hour to get em in

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BONUS EPISODE: American Psycho

Lucy and Andrew are talking about "Man Flu", Elon Musk fans, America's hideous detention policies (and how they stole them from us), break-up sex, and a horrible discovery in the "Married Red Pill" subreddit.

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BONUS EPISODE: Kingdom Farts

You're invited down to the basement - just kick the Mountain Dew Code Red cans out of the way - because we're here to talk GAMING.  Andrew, Theo and Lucy are covering the announcements from E3 and talking about all the games that we play and hate. 

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Mailbag! ✉️

It's that time again - what events from the week need the Boonta Vista perspective? Any life advice you desperately need? Hit us up below!

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BONUS EPISODE: You Have Been Bonus Cucked

Mailbag! Nicknames! Tell-alls! Billionaires! Silicon Valley! Ayn Rand! Google! AI! Online vs. Real Life! Embarrassing youthful political positions! Wine!

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New episode out tomorrow!

‪Hey folks, Andrew here - I spent the weekend sick with a sick wife and sick kids so I haven’t edited today’s show yet. It’ll be out tomorrow morning instead. Big kisses 😘 ‬

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BONUS EPISODE: Goldilocks and the Three Little Strokes

Lucy and Andrew are talking about important headlines like flooded hotels, Barnaby Joyce's excellent life choices, Harvey Weinstein's eventual arrest, the Arrested Development cast's excellent life choices and of course "extremely severe premature ejaculation".

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MAILBAG!

Have YOU ever wondered what WE think about a THING? NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT

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BONUS EPISODE: A Fine Drop

Lucy's back from Japan and joining Andrew and Theo for a dig through the Mailbag. Subjects include: hentai and fleshlights, Australian slang, pub crimes, soundtracks, Orc cops, corporal punishment and soda jerks.

Today's episode is closed out by the 1981 song 'I Want To Be The One' by I.N.D. (Into New Directions), from which our theme song takes a sample.

Enjoy!

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MAILBAG ✉️

Hey folks, what EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ISSUES of the week do we need covered?

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BONUS EPISODE: Just The Two Of Us

It's time for some couple's therapy with Ben and Andrew as we talk about fatal theme parks, stolen valour, Shannon Noll's trip to the Crazy Horse, Marvel movies, Donald Trump's medical bill of health and plenty more.

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✉️ MAILBAG!

It’s that time again - let us know what you need when we record this week. Do you wanna hear some bullshit about the budget or whatever? Leave your question below!

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BONUS EPISODE: Ghosting World

Andrew, Theo and Lucy are back with another instalment of Paging Dr. Lucy in which we recap the latest drama from Reddit's relationship hellworld. 

We're also dipping into the Mailbag for questions about Australian political satire, our snacking styles and of course: which Sex And The City characters we are. 

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BONUS EPISODE: Eat The Big Hog

Theo and Andrew are here to wrap up some loose ends for the week! Wasps! Great big pigs! Mark Latham's brain poison! Mark Latham's Poison Food! Australia's Bad Leadership Ideas! What's a nepotism? All this and more!

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BONUS EPISODE: If It Ain't Woke Don't Fix It Vol. 2

Lucy and Andrew are back with another edition of If It Ain't Woke, Don't Fix It. Today we're looking at the 1984 classic Revenge Of The Nerds to see how it's heartwarming message of inclusion has held up.

Sound off in the comments about other movie you need assessed for wokeness deficiency.

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MAILBAG ✉️

Folks, this week we will be joined once again by returning champion and unacknowledged Mayor of Newcastle Matt Brady.

Please give us your questions for Matt about life, Mark Latham and whether barefoot is in fact legal.

Also give us your Mark Latham questions as we’ll be doing a greatest hits or, if you prefer, a “greatest shits” on the Big Moron’s career.

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MAILBAG

G’day beautiful Patrons, please give us your questions for tomorrow when we chat to esteemed guest Victor Rodriguez (@vicmrodriguez).

Vic is a sports reporter and host of Bodega Superstar, but he also has an unhealthy interest in our disgusting political system and the feet of Pauline Hanson.

Please give us your questions about Australia’s many blackface scandals, how America is currently feeling about Trump and anything else you can think of!

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BONUS EPISODE: Waspocalypse Now

Andrew & Theo are following up on the quest to find a funny conservative comedian (it isn't going well). Is there an example of "offensive" jokes that is still well-structured comedy? We also weigh in on the Apu issue in The Simpsons and check in on local wasp news.

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BONUS EPISODE: ginuwine-brony.mp3

We're back with another instalment of Paging Dr. Lucy, in which Lucy brings us her favourite posts from the depths of r/relationships. We also delve into r/legaladvice and answer some questions about our own shitty relationships and dashed dreams.

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MAILBAG!

Hey sexful patrons! Give us your questions for a bonus episode we’re recording tomorrow night! We’re probably gonna do some more Reddit relationship posts too because we have an addiction at this point.

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