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Patreon changes

Hey folks,

As I'm sure we all seen by now, Patreon have made changes to their payment model. I'm too dumb to explain it properly, but you can read all about it all over the place.

I've seen other people who use Patreon offering to change their tier structures, but we've only got the one ($5USD). This will go up by like, 75 cents-ish I think? I'm not the numbers gu...

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BONUS EPISODE: Dr. Harry's Backyard

Theo and Andrew are here to cover important current events and the answers to your questions. Topics include:

  • the incredible roasting Daisy Cousens received on her most recent post-Sky-appearance outfit selfie
  • the horrifying saga of Don Burke & Dr Harry
  • how and why the Marriage Amendment Act was introduced in 2004
  • why One Nation keep getting me...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Apology Tour

G'day folks! Here's a quickie from Andrew and Lucy to update all our lovely patrons on what the fuck is up, what's happening over Christmas and what exciting guests and topics we've got lined up for the new year.

As always, drop us a line and let us know what kind of stuff you want us to cover in the future!

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BONUS MAILBAG

We’re talking nerd shit live RIGHT NOW! What questions about games do YOU have for US???

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MAILBAG for Episode 22 ✉️

Folks! This week we're doing a recap of the wild ride that has been the last week in politics. Got any questions? Mean-spirited jibes directed at disqualified politicians that you want us to read out? Leave em here.

ALSO an update on last week's bonus episode: It's been recorded but we've had a touch of equipment failure. It's still coming, it just means you'll get 2 bonus episodes this week! 👍

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White Chicks: A Boonta Vista Commentary Track

Lucy's back from the small island community of "Europe" which means it's time to watch her favourite movie: 2004's White Chicks.

It's available on Netflix and all you gotta do is queue up the movie, wait til we say 3 2 1 GO NOW and hit play. We'll take care of the rest ("the rest" is offering commentary on how many times Marlon Wayans' lactose intolerance will serve as a major plot point in the movie).

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STICKER GIVEAWAY (UPDATE: All gone!)

UPDATE: Thanks guys, they're all accounted for now. Keep replying if you wish to share but they'll be off to the first 9.

Folks, we’ve got a small run of Friend Of The Show stickers made by dear Friend Of The Show Tal Waterhouse.

We’re giving them away to the first 9 patrons to reply to this post with either their favourite quote from the show or the statement one of us has made that haunts them the most.

Aaaaand GO

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MAILBAG FOR EPISODE 20 ✉️

Folks, it's time to have your relationship questions answered by the dumbest folk out Nation have to offer. That's right, we'll answer the horrifying thing you would've otherwise posted on reddit.

Leave your question here, or if you'd like to remain anonymous you can DM it to one of the cast on Twitter.

Of course we will take non-agony aunt style questions as usual.

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Little Man: A Boonta Vista Commentary Track

It's here: our first ever commentary track for a sparkling gem of cinematic art - the 2006 Keenan Ivory Wayans film Little Man

It's available on Netflix and all you gotta do is queue up the movie, wait til we say 3 2 1 GO NOW and hit play. We'll take care of the rest ("the rest" is offering commentary on how many women this small burglar sexually assaults throughout this film).

NOTE: Sorry that...

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Folks: what the fuck is up

Maaaaate, in all the hubbub of the last couple of months we've been flying by the seat of our dacks. We've had all kinds of people and all kind of content and we figured it might be worth asking YOU *pointing at you, poking your eye* what YOU would like to hear more of. Tick a box and pound off in the comments, baby

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Mailbaaaaag

Folks we're currently recording and taking questions LIVE (which you'll hear later). Hit us up with your questions about the week's events!

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COMMENTARY TRACKS POLL!

G'day folks - it's finally happening, we're gonna start doing commentary tracks for enormously stupid films!

We're gonna do movies on Netflix because we figure that's the easiest way for people to watch along. Please help us select the movie you'd like to hear our thoughts on while we smash tinnies: 

BONUS EPISODE: Ready Thyself! (Featuring @bybowes)

Film Critic Danny Bowes joins Andrew, Ben and Theo for another episode where we discuss the historical accuracy of turkey legs at renaissance fairs, jingoism in American cinema, how Steven Seagal got his start in movies and plenty more.

Thanks again to Danny for his time, and you can find him on twitter at @bybowes.

And thank YOU for you support!&...

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✉️ Mailbag for Episode 17 featuring Jesse Farrar

Folks, our next episode features writer and co-host of the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast, Jesse Farrar.

Jesse will be joining us to talk about his new book, bad Kickstarters, the worst of Gumtree and of course whatever YOU, our dear listeners, would like us to ask him. Please absolutely blast us with hot steamy questions throughout the week.

Jess...

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BONUS EPISODE 10: That's Elysium

We have a chat about the film described online as  "disgusting socialist open borders propaganda" - that's right, it's 2013's Elysium! Does it have anything important to tell us about access to health care, precarious employment and whether or not cops should be robots? 

Thanks for your support folks and let us know in the comments if there's other movies you'd like us to check out! 

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✉️ MAILBAG

Folks, we're talking marriage equality this week - hit us with any questions you've got

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✉️ MAILBAG FOR EPISODE 15

Matt Brady is back for another go at it - please hit us with your questions about current events, Australian and American politics and Matt's glamorous life of posting

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BONUS EPISODE: All You Can Tweet

G'day folks! In light of our bonus episode with Matt being lost, Lucy and Andrew have whipped up a quick bonus episode for you - cause we'd rather give you something than nothing at all (nothing at all, nothing at all).

Please weigh in in the comments section if you believe that you alone know what the best menu item at KFC is.

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Episode 14 mailbag!

Folks, give us your bloody questions for Friend Of The Show Matt bloody Brady

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BONUS EPISODE: Gash Bandicoot (Featuring @Hegelbon)

We’re joined by Trevor Strunk, host of No Cartridge Audio to talk boob sliders, the potential for authorial stamps in AAA gaming and which game has the most beer in it.

Don’t forget to check out Trevor’s upcoming journalistic project which will se...

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Mailbag for Episode 13 with @Hegelbon

Folks, our next episode will feature the excellent Trevor Strunk, known on Twitter as @Hegelbon.

Trevor is the host of No Cartridge Audio, a podcast about the aesthetic critique of video games. It's a great show that you should check out if you love art, literary critique & video games. A recent episode included...

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BONUS EPISODE: Stepdads With Benefits

The Dynamic Duo saddles up again as Lucy and Andrew answer some hard questions about Dracula, beer, Anime and Hentai (which are the same thing) and why all porn is now about nailing your stepdad.

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Mailbag for Episode 12

Hey all, pretty late notice but we're attempting to record with Ben and Lucy in Chicago tonight, hit us with any questions and you've got about their wild ride in the States, and what food in Chicago has given Lucy the worst IBS flare up

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BONUS EPISODE: Cosmic Train (Featuring @aynrandy)

Theo joins Andrew to figure out what the sci-fi film Snowpiercer has to tell us about capitalism, socialism and communism. 

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A note to Patrons

Hey folks, Ben and Lucy are both travelling overseas this week which has given us some issues, so this week we're making Matt Christman's bonus episode public. Apologies if you've already heard it, we've still got a new bonus episode on Friday and we'll try to do a bonus bonus episode to make up for it. Thanks again for your support!

- Andrew

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✉️ Mailbag for Episode 11

Hey folks, the good boy Theo (@aynrandy) is back with us today, hit us with your questions about Chris Lilley and if we're all eligible for the senate

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UPDATE: Whoops

Hey folks, there was a problem with the bonus episode getting cut off a bit early which I've now fixed. You should be able to refresh it in your podcast feed or listen to it on here.

LOVE YOUSE,
Andrew

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BONUS EPISODE: The Christman School Of Linguistic Mimicry (Featuring @cushbomb)

Chapo Trap House's Matt Christman joins us again to answer your questions from the Mailbag. Find Matt on Twitter and listen to Chapo Trap House.

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It's our 10th Episode! 🎉

Thanks to Chapo Trap House's Matt Christman for joining us on this one. We've got a whole hour of bonus material coming up with Matt this week - thanks again for your support guys.

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BONUS EPISODE: Revelisations (Featuring @3liza)

Eliza Gauger returns for a round of questions from the mailbag, helping figure out what's up with the blue guys in Avatar and supporting Andrew as he works through his intense fear of birds of all sizes.

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