Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Dozens of snakes saved, a time assassination thwarted, aggression removed, a wrench thrown, and a dentist-free alternative to dentistry.
2024-06-23 03:16:31 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Waking up at 3am to your scrolling girlfriend, too many twins in Needham, Ohio's fastest backwards man, and an incarnation of pure evil in Lancashire.
2024-06-19 09:35:38 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a little rough around the edges, but just in case you wanted to see what the live show looked like, here's a single angle video with slightly hypnotating pulsating from the fluorescent lights. Thanks very much to cherished paybo Hardbody Krang for lending us the GoPro and thanks again to everyone who came out. Mwah mwah
2024-06-17 08:38:16 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our 350th episode! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A contentious and mysterious hose, tragic nominative determinism, one easy trick to make crime legal, honouring the dead with Jeeps, a failed bear escape, a loose bull in the stands, and the Great American Hall of Name.
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Recorded live in Brisbane at Newstead Brewing co on Saturday, June 15, 2024. Thanks to everyone who came out, especially those who travelled, and big thanks to the people who made this possible, our...
2024-06-16 09:38:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Nearly losing your wife for want of a ratchet strap, and the forestalled pain of marrying someone who is almost but just not quite the man you want to marry.
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Get tickets to the live show here: boontavista.com/live
2024-06-12 10:42:33 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An outbreak of organised golf cart crime in Ontario, the search for the heart of Utah, and the breakfast offerings of Skyline Chilli.
2024-06-09 03:37:49 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The one mistake every giraffe fears making, the distribution of fudge shops, the ubiquity of Hamish (and Andy), a soggy American fortune, and an airborne cruise ship outbreak.
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Outro: Afternoon With The Axolotls - Hum
2024-06-05 12:32:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe freebos are getting the last Theo Philes because a) we need to skip an episode to make sure the live show is the 350th episode and b) it's my birthday on Monday and my lovely partner has surprised me with a stay in a yurt and we leave tomorrow. So in lieu of an episode you get this, my unbelievably strong recommendation that you listen to this epi...
2024-06-01 07:26:32 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The untangling of two eagles, a bar that's just for the over 30s, New Hampshire's bratty Anton Chigurh, a fortuitous pepper spray explosion, Headline News, and the RIPing Report.
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Outro: When I Was Done Dying - Dan Deacon
2024-05-29 13:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A plague of rats that are bigger, smarter, and more entitled than ever before, and a friendship strong enough to overcome even death itself.
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Get your tickets to the live show right here: boontavista.com/live
2024-05-26 04:08:16 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: How to tell it's time to leave, how to tell someone it's time to leave, and a very real gunshot in a Brattleboro bar from a strictly hypothetical man.
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Get your live show tickets right here: boontavista.com/live
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Outro: Japanese Cowboy - Ween
2024-05-22 11:19:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Methinks HAARP doth protest too much, a pile of rotten meat in Ohio that's nobody's responsibility, and the Clipping Report. EPSILON HALIFAX GAMETE. Activate!
2024-05-19 05:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Witness reports on the Eastside Funk, jilted MILFs (pictured), miracle cow return, bad garbage truck etiquette, paying off your absence of an F250, the crackdown on the Carolina Squat, and introducing Mr Lucky Duck.
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Outro: A Girl Like Me - Desert Sessions
2024-05-15 10:02:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: $540,000 of lost potential ostrich meat, a bus driver punished for being too Italian, the vagaries of tooth disposal, and the lucrative career of Mr Never Scores.
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Outro: Bone Collector - Ho99o9
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Get tickets for the live show right here: boontavista.com/live
2024-05-12 03:35:36 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Mystery money in a series of Ohio bathrooms, asking online weirdos for advice on your inscrutable personal drama, straightening your spine out one last time, and Headline News.
2024-05-08 12:51:22 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The toilet purchaser's dilemma, fumbling a skill check to impress women, the end of the good times at Barefoot Lake, one man's war on Perth airport, and staying safe by not helping old ladies.
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Get your live show tickets at boontavista.com/live
2024-05-05 05:15:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo and Ben return to the Theo Philes to give each other and you the stories of: Giving mice so much of everything that they no longer want to live, and yesterday's future masturbatory technology.
2024-05-01 13:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostGet your tickets to the live show right here at boontavista.com/live!
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Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Equal pay for equal heads, new Dutch mirror technology, no dogs harmed in Kansas, and using the proceeds of crime to thrill the people on your street.
2024-04-28 02:37:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We're doing it! Our 350th / 700th episode live show! We're announcing it the general public on the pod tomorrow but, for now, you the cherished paybos get first crack at the ticket sales.
7pm on Saturday, June 15 at Newstead Brewing Co in Milton, Brisbane. Tickets and details at boontavista.com/live
2024-04-27 03:29:45 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The logical conclusion of the Toyota ShareLunker program, empty Canadian boat promises, and the tragic devise of a beloved ostrich community member.
2024-04-24 10:51:39 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Andrew bring you: Hitting the wrongest button a car has, monitoring activity in the deep, trading cryptic gifts with Bigfoot, stealing an ATM for peanuts, and stealing a new friend from Leipzig Zoo.
2024-04-22 03:46:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Speculation on the whereabouts of a Hoosier primate that is maybe too violent to live, the ins and outs of having your junk on display while touring the Caribbean, and the Clipping Report.
2024-04-17 10:55:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A wolf escape averted, Russian propaganda broadcast directly from space into Dutch babies' brains, and living a combination safety first / BDSM lifestyle.
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Outro: Protection - Massive Attack
2024-04-14 04:49:30 +0000 UTC View PostWow, normal things are happening! If you aren't sure what's happening to you, just tell yourself this: it's normal! We're dunking deep into Idaho (Eastern part) for news from our favourite old people's storage facility, we're finding out what kind of meat you can get a discount on in Philadelphia, we're finding out who is fucking and sucking and at what age, and we're finding out exactly which BK order will get you to pull a gun on the cashier.
2024-04-10 11:55:18 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Omens and portents for the coming eclipse, getting into uniform for a deceased husband prank, the future emergence of Big Idaho, and accidentally acquiring a house.
2024-04-07 05:17:05 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A crucial insight into the film Equilibrium, a man too willing to divulge his carcass neglecting methodology, and getting as far away as you can in a piece of industrial machinery.
2024-04-03 11:33:52 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rare horse lost, two swords found, general advice for the coming eclipse, a Kia SUV that just wants to move, and the crimes of a real estate agent.
2024-03-31 02:27:23 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by our dear friend Milo from Trashfuture to discuss: The ethics of reserving the toilet, an unnecessary and perplexing American crime neologism, and Headline News.
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Check out Milo's tour dates here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows
Check out Trashfuture: https://www.trashfuture.co.uk/ 2024-03-27 11:11:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A high-level operator trying to get home to his family, a bold Dutch vision for man-rat coexistence, Headline News, and a surprisingly full Clipping Report.
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Outro: Rats - METZ
2024-03-24 03:29:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: Getting locked up in jail by the woke Greenwich council for the simple crime of being English, and pulling off an affordable, distinctly American scam to delight your friends and Jerry.
2024-03-20 09:46:05 +0000 UTC View Post