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Final Taiga update: He's finally okay

To cap things off, the dumb idiot is finally okay.

TLDR: His sepsis is gone, his throat is also fully healed now but he refuses to eat dry food (He has gotten used to tuna paste). His liver is also in normal levels now too. And he has spiked in weight. Before, he was 3 kilograms. Now, he is 4 and growing! His anemia remains but the vet assures me that the dumb idiot is going to be fine as long as he gets his prescriptions.

Thank you to every single chad and chadette that made s...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 20

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"Relax," she said. "It's our time off," she said.

And, for the most part, they were doing just that. Relaxing. Kind of.

"So," 9S began, his voice cutting through the ambient hum of trickling water. "What do you think of the humans, 2B?"

She had been quiet—cagey, even—since their departure. It was strange, he thought, especially considering her insistence on going planet-side in the first place. Now that they were here, she seemed... distant.

The two andro...

Twins Roulette

For those interested in seeing an OC for themselves go as a stand in with the twins, write down your stuff here and I will include you in the roulette.

Please write down:
Name
Age
Backstory
Personality
Profession

If you are chosen, I will be writing down the scene and do a one-on-one with you if everything checks out. Submissions will be over by 10 PM, 21st of March Philippine Standard Time.

EDIT: Deadline extended to the 26th of March, 10PM Philippine St...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 19

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The speed at which the androids worked was beyond impressive.

Entire sections of the station had been transformed almost overnight. Once-bustling manufacturing centers were now luxurious living quarters, outfitted with the very best amenities the androids could produce. Under her direction, Fujikawa ensured the civilians wouldn't just have places to sleep but spaces to truly live. Libraries, parks, swimming pools, gyms, and more—anything to make the station feel less like a ...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 18

Keep it together, Fujikawa.

The thought repeated like a mantra in her head. She'd seen this a thousand times before—photos, videos, simulations. There was nothing special about it. It was just space.

But as the words circled in her mind, they felt thin, fragile, like paper shields against the rising tide of awe swelling in her chest.

The craft shuddered violently, and the engines roared to life. The sound was raw, unrelenting, a deep vibration that rattled through her bone...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 17

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Camille stepped into her quarters, the weight of exhaustion bearing down on her synthetic frame. For someone without organic parts, she sure as hell felt like one. Every joint ached, every nerve hummed with overstimulation, and her mind churned incessantly. She slammed the door shut, locking it with a sharp hiss, and leaned back against the cool metal.

She had been young—an untested android with bright eyes and naive ideals—when the news broke.

Project Gestalt had fa...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 16

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Fujikawa perked up as the sound of heels echoed down the corridor, steadily approaching.

She looked up just as 2B entered the room, her silhouette sharp and imposing against the light spilling in from the doorway. The android's Pod floated beside her, holding a tray delicately in its mechanical hands. 

"Doctor," 2B said softly, stepping forward with measured grace. "I brought the tea you requested."

Fujikawa smiled faintly. She'd asked for tea earlier, giving ...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 15

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The craft sliced through the air like a blade, its sleek surface catching the sunlight and scattering it in sharp, brilliant flashes. Fujikawa's breath hitched as it drew closer, its design unlike anything she'd ever encountered—not human, not by a long shot. It was too perfect, too seamless, its curves flowing like liquid metal. As it hovered and descended into the valley clearing, its quiet grace felt almost unnatural, as if gravity itself bent to its will.

Beside her, the...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 14

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With that, the Pod ceased broadcasting, plunging the atrium back into silence and shadow. The stillness lingered for a moment, heavy and oppressive, before White's expression darkened into a deep frown.

She hadn't expected to clash with Anemone of all people. The Resistance Colonel—so full of fire and grit—had proven incapable of matching her vision and efficiency. White could see it clearly: jealousy, resentment, envy. It clung to Anemone like a shroud.

But none of ...

Who gets plowed first

As said at QQ, I would like ya'll to vote who gets plowed first. Whoever wins gets as the title suggests, the dicking down.

The plowing will not get them pregnant yet as the androids will need an egg first. But the winner will make sure to get an egg donor next time they get plowed. Fujikawa however will get pregnant because she doesn't believe in contraceptives.

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 13

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Rossi's gloved fingers grazed the seed packet gently—Arugula, the first of many. He tore it open with deliberate care, pouring the small, dark seeds into his palm. The bunker was silent, save for the faint hum of the ventilation system, tirelessly maintaining breathable air.

From the speakers in the corners of the room, Toscanini's rendition of Flight of the Valkyries surged to life. The music swelled and crashed like waves—powerful, commanding—filling the stark silence ...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 12

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The Stubby waddled across the scorching sand, its movements reminiscent of a penguin, leaving heavy trails behind. The Machine Lifeform had adapted to the heat, as had many of its brethren scattered across the desert. They gathered around an oasis, one of the few hidden gems nestled in the endless dunes. A bipedal machine stood at the edge of the water, raising its hands in a gesture that seemed almost reverent.

"We have found our salvation!" it proclaimed, its voice crackling...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 11

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Anemone stepped forward, her voice sharp with fury. "Sir, I protest! She's admitted that our entire movement—our very reason for existence—is a lie!" She turned abruptly to White, her glare piercing. "She cannot be trusted! Her and YoRHa!"

Smith's gaze shifted to White as he spoke, his tone deliberate and calm. "Would you hurt me, Commander?"

White's expression flickered with shock, then revulsion. "What? No, never!" she exclaimed, her voice trembling with a mixture ...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 10

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As the Flight Unit lurched into the void of space, White realized this was the first time she had left the Bunker since her appointment to YoRHa. How long had it been since her feet last touched the planet's surface? Since she had walked beneath a true sun, breathing in the air of the world humanity still called home?

She wasn't alone. A formation of Flight Units trailed behind her, engines screaming through the heavens like mechanical wails of purpose.

They pierced the ...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 9

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The cold gnawed at his bones, but Rossi ignored it as he raised the datapad in his hands. He was born in Northern Italy. Going through the cold was nothing for him.

Food for the apocalypse was designed to last—durable, shelf-stable, easy to store. But even with the finest preservation methods, Rossi couldn't shake the doubt that any of it would have survived this long. The androids assured him otherwise, but he suspected their idea of "fresh" was far removed from his own. H...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 8

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Smith settled into the Overseer's chair, the faint creak of its old frame breaking the silence. Behind him, the door clicked shut as Anemone entered. Her posture was rigid, her expression carved with the stoic resolve of duty. She stopped a few feet from the desk, the air between them taut with unspoken tension. Her fingers tapped briefly against the plastic armrest of his chair—an almost imperceptible gesture, but one that spoke volumes.

Despite the passage of over a thousa...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 7

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2B's heels clacked against the cold metal of the catwalk as she approached, her gaze sweeping over the rows of cryo pods below. Hundreds of them, each one encasing a frozen human, awaiting their awakening. At her side stood Anemone, silent and watchful, joined by several other androids carrying trays laden with towels, glasses of water, and pills designed to help the humans adjust. Popola had warned that extended cryo-sleep could leave a person nauseous, and the androids were prepar...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 6

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It shot through the sky, a dark, defiant streak against the blinding blue. It seemed to pierce the very heavens, a rocket with purpose, cutting across the sky with an almost malicious speed.

Anemone squinted, the sun cruel and relentless on her skin. She pressed a hand against her brow, her veil billowing slightly in the wind, shielding her face from the harsh glare. Her eyes tracked the descending YoRHa craft, a sleek, predatory silhouette that appeared deceptively small from...

Taiga Update

It is both good and bad.

Internally, no progress. He still has anemia and sepsis. His platelet count is normal on the CBC. Hematocrict remains low and white blood cells are low as well. His liver enzyme has increased which is a critical concern according to the vet. They recommend hospitalization but medication can still be done.

Upside, he has gained his weight.

I am unsure how to react to this. Taiga is outwardly fine and walking about but his insides, not so much. I ca...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 5

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High above the clouds, inside the heavens, it perched above, a titanic watch over a broken planet. Suspended in the silent void, the colossal structure hovered above the Earth, its metallic surface gleaming under the distant light of the sun. A halo of solar panels, meticulously arranged along its curved exterior, absorbed the cosmic energy necessary to power life aboard. It lacked frills, decorations, it was all sterile and clinical, a bastion meant for a single purpose, to be the ...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 4

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The room was immense, a sprawling technological abyss concealed within the heart of the facility. Its walls, enshrouded in massive metallic structures and a labyrinth of intertwining pipes, were slick with a heavy coating of ice. The surfaces shimmered faintly under the dull hum of artificial light, reflecting the frozen tendrils of frost that clung desperately to the railings and machinery. Forgotten consoles and dormant control panels stood as silent witnesses to the relent...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 3

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Behind an observation room, Popola sat cross-legged on a crate, overlooking the cryo room. She stared at the human forms encased in the cryo machines, naked as the day they were born. Devola paced angrily around the room.

"I can't believe this!" she shouted. "We're the only ones qualified to handle them, but no, they just have to dangle the fact that we messed up—once!"

"Devola..." Popola whispered softly, her voice filled with pain. "We c...

Life Alert: Taiga needs help

Hlello, guys.

Taiga, my arrogant, impertinent, contemptuous, and irascible son has gotten into a mess. IE, not only did this ravenous beast munch on something he should not have, (Deep dove into a dumpster), he also brought back something on hisself, a louse infestation. We've managed to take care of his louse infection with treatment and thankfully, he is slowly regaining weight.

He has, according to the lab results: Elevated white blood cells, sepsis, a low platelet count, a...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 2

Ice.

The androids stood at the entrance of an old, weathered tunnel, their eyes drawn down a long, frost-covered driveway that disappeared into the distance. The air cut through them, a cruel, unyielding cold that turned every inhale into an effort, leaving the air to dissipate in misty clouds. The flicker of flashlights stirred the darkness, beams skimming over the frost-covered ground ahead. Beneath their feet, the earth cracked like old ice, treacherous and uneven, w...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 1

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That door. Damnable. Infuriating.

Jackass had prided herself on her explosives. They were an art form, understood and mastered by few. The chemistry behind them, the careful gathering of materials, and the constant awareness that one wrong move could send her work in every direction—these were the hallmarks of her craft. Regardless, she was the demolitions queen.

Then, she found it—the one thing that refused to yield to her creations.

Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 83

Movies and novels often highlighted the skullduggery of politics, painting pictures of rough, shadowy men plotting great schemes by candlelight. Their plots were so convoluted and confusing that they concealed their involvement while showcasing their intrigue skills. While there was some truth to this, it made up only a minority of a statesman's time. The rest was stifling mundanity.

The Royal Palace was not just a residence but also a government building. The main body of it housed the...

Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 82

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The room was dim, with only slivers of light spilling through the gaps in the blinds, casting thin shadows across the floor. The distant hum of bullheads joined the noise of the city—searching, active, hovering just out of sight. Like worker bees, they were ready to respond at the first sign of trouble. Uniformed men prowled the streets, some on patrol, others in police cars, all easily recognizable by their dark-green uniforms, belts, peaked caps, and Clarion rifles slung over th...

Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 81

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The tower rises from the barren landscape like a jagged scar against the horizon, an unnatural wound that bleeds dark energy into the sky. Its silhouette is a twisted spire, clawing upward as though it seeks to tear through the very fabric of reality itself. The peaks are sharp, serrated like the teeth of some monstrous creature, reflecting the same ambition that drives its mistress. The tower stands alone, a silent sentinel in a world emptied of life, surrounded by the hollo...

Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 80

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Weiss blinked, watching her sister.

Winter was still herself—sophisticated and ladylike. But something was off. Sensing her sister's gaze, Winter paused just as she was about to sip from her teacup.

"Is something wrong, Weiss?" Winter asked.

Weiss's lips thinned. "Noooo," she drawled, holding her teacup tightly. "Nothing at all."

Winter had unexpectedly messaged her that she would be late to their luncheon and wou...

Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 79

Mazarine knew that victory required sacrifice. To bring the world back into order, lives had to be spent in the process. That was why she gave herself so wholly to Fleur-De-Lys, without hesitation—because they were the ones with a real plan to restore pride to their Kingdom. The way to make Vale rise again would be bloody, but it would all be worth it.

It was worth it. She absolutely believed that.

But...

The television set in the background showed Valeans crowding in fron...