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*42

The moment Dohnaseek lowered his arms that were there to protect him from the ice, he saw a glint of light as his vision was clearing...

Sshhpck~! A golden Light Arrow had found its way into his throat!

While not lowering my guard, I say as his death is certain...

"There are 3 important rules to killing and fighting! Rule number 1, If the opponent can't move they can't fight!"

"Rule number 2, If an opponent can't see they can't fight."

"Finally...

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*41

Today is the last day for me to finish my contracts for the month...

I have already won long ago!

Why did I win so big? Because not only does the number of contracts count, but the importance of each Human client in the Human world...

For example, a useless neet will be a weak contract, assuming they don't pay a large sum.

But if they could pay, they would be a strong person via luck, background, personality, or just soul in general.

...

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*40

We got back to Kuoh Town on Friday evening...

I spent my first night back with my Mom and Dad, telling them how great my trip to England was.

My cover story for my Underworld trip, is we had a sponsored-trip to haunted castles during our break, for our Occult Research Club.

Yay cover story, I even gave them European gifts I bought online... I know I'm bad, right?

I naturally gave Tsubaki my entire Saturday, because well... I just missed her!...

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*39

Millicas looks with stars in his eyes and says...

"Big Brother, I think he fights like a superhero! He is like... voom then pew pew! And wow, he made a thorn-forest! Ouch, That must hurt!"

The little kid is jumping around having a fun time.

Grayfia says wistfully...

"What you see here, is nothing to what he can do later..."

She didn't elaborate, but the wiser Devils took note.

Rias almost looked like a proud parent, when ...

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*38

The training center Sirzechs had prepared for us, according to Grayfia, was the size of a small town!

Perhaps with Rating Games in mind. (This is a stadium, and a future site of the once LN Azazel Cup.)

Well the main dome is the size of a professional football stadium.

It was perfect for me.

In Kuoh I was restricted to far removed places to practice my tandem-fighting with Roshi.

So my combat gear I had the Gremory's make for me ...

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*37

Riser Phenex sat like royalty, proudly displaying his peerage: Queen Yubelluna beside him, followed by Bishop Mihae, Knights Karlamine and Siris, Rooks Isabela and Xuelan, the twin Pawns Ile and Nel, twin Pawns Ni and Li, and more—Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira. His harem could fill a castle wing.

Damn, that’s too many girls.
(5th Future Mat: Help! My harem is too big!)
Even my lower back ached just watching him.

At least I had fast regeneration. I’d need it.
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*36

Apparently, being a genius doesn't give you all the answers to problems in life...

For example I got destroyed in bed by Kala, when I was still a Human...

So I came up with 2 solutions...

First, don't get any more wives and stay Human.

The other better idea was to become a Devil, and handle that Wife of mine! Perhaps even another 1 or 2 wives tops!

Both plans have now become unreasonable!

Why? I forgot about raw streng...

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35

Then I heard my Goddess's voice say a phrase...

"I think what I hate the most, isn't seeing my favorite maid ever, Grayfia... Ufufu~!"

The (literal) Devil giggled and said to the acting me...

"Open your eyes, and see me all you want! You're as silly as I imagined and found out, haha."

Alright, I'm fucking awake now!

As my eyes opened wide, and observe my situation, I was both stunned, and really fucking happy!

I'm just in...

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34

"Your back?"

"I'm back!"

I finally know why my Sacred Gear freaked out on me...

It reacted to my near-death experience at the park, while I was in contact with Grayfia.

Totally worth it!

I seem to have hot-tears running down my smiling face.

I need to stop being so emotional.

So it wasn't a waste of effort to save her in my dream as a Hero wannabe!

Um, I just realized the real Grayfia is standi...

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*33

When we arrived, there was a big band playing to welcome Rias, as she is the Princess of the Gremory family.

The banners, firecrackers, and crowd was disturbing.

The group departs from the train-station, and we are loaded up into a stretch limo.

Yup it's a mix of medieval and modern here.

This includes the buildings and clothing... I realized that many Devils are born and are used to certain time periods of Human History!

-

We...

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31

The rumor-mill was truly ablaze, and I think Tsubaki wants it too, that is what my hunch is telling me

I'm about to enter the Occult Research Club, and I got minor threats going!

Probably Rias pouting, but not enough to be violent... I hope!

I walked in and sat to Kiba's right, across from super-sexy Koneko...

Rias is in her swivel armchair, looking out of the ORC window.

Akeno is currently pouring tea for Rias, giving me a naughty-b...

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30

I'm currently about to arrive at school, holding a large paper-bag full of freshly grown roses in white and red...

A pair of future sexual predators flank my sides.

As we enter the front-gates, Issei does his best imitation of a loyal lapdog, fighting Saji for the best spot next to Sona and Tsubaki!

"A fresh white rose for you, and you, and of course you~♪!"

I calmly start at the far end of the Student Council, pulling out a single white r...

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29

Tsubaki picks up some food with her chopsticks, and puts it in front of me, and says...

"Here try this, it is delicious, Mat, say ahhhhhh~!"

She holds her chopstick with a piece of beef, and she is smiling like an Angel, damn.

My Dad just gave me the... You better fucking eat it or I will, look!

So I open my mouth and do the ahhhhh shit!

I'm red as fuck.

Both women are giggling, and my Dad is thumbs upping me...

...

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28

It's now Sunday morning after breakfast, and I'm in my living room, talking with my parents and Precious, who is chewing a huge bone, just going to town.

I say to my folks...

"So my Student Council Vice President, Tsubaki Shinra, a 2nd year student, will be coming over in an hour for a tour of our garden, and to have lunch with us..."

"So I ask, no, beg you... Yes, I meant you bastard Dad, to be on your best behavior in front of her! She is a super ser...

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27

He looks to his side, and smiles warmly at his maid, secretary, and Queen of his Peerage.

"Grayfia, I need you to do something for me."

Standing next to the throne, is one of the most well known Queens, Grayfia Lucifuge, who carries the nickname... The Strongest Queen.

Grayfia stands professionally, with her hands crossed over her belly, with her eyes closed in wait.

She is a beautiful woman (Devil) in her long french-maid uniform, with her long...

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26

[Why are you not getting up? You must be sick, I will wake you with a shot of love, Mwah-]

Slap~! Shutting off the demon-, heavenly alarm?

"That one was actually really nice! Maybe I will have a good day, and find love?! Nope it's all good, Kala is all I need!"

-

Finishing up my morning routine at home, I made my way to school...

Then my Sacred Gear warned me of trouble, so I decided to sneak into school, using the side entrance.
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25

[Quickly get up! My Husband's home, and you need to go! Wake up baby and run for the hill-]

Smack~! After slapping the infernal device off, I realize the makers of this clock must be the Devils! (Fallen Angels, cough.)

I complained to no one...

"Damn, what is my Husband is at home? I would never do that! Maybe I feel guilty for kissing Dream Grayfia?"

After scratching my balls, that have fully recovered, I go clean up and start my 2nd day as...

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24

So after all that drama, we had a welcoming party for me, and of course that meant, Akeno's cake!

It was actually damn good, no Sona food poisoning there.

So, yup, now it looks like Koneko asked me to sit by her, at least till the cake was gone, then she was gone, she is a foodie!

Or maybe she left because that damn Rias curse made me say...

"Damn she can put that shit away! I better get one more piece, before she bites my hand!"

...

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23

"My Sacred Gear's greatest feature is... its power of Precognition, one of many I have. This power has let me view some past, present, and future events that might happen in the future... Think of them as possible dreams, and no, I didn't see anything you should be ashamed of."

I thought to myself,
Damn, I saw everything, and I mean everything, hehe!

I continued, "Cough, any questions?"
This should placate how I know shit.

The girls quickly covered their privates, l...

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21

"Cough, I think what I hate the most... isn't seeing... my... favorite... maid... ever... Grayfia..."

As I finished my words, I noticed my body?

Why am I able to think again?

I'm sure I died there in the park?

I still taste the blood in my mouth, and my chest is in pain!

Ah, This must be the last moments of calm tranquility before one dies!

In that case... Let me crack my back and get up.

Creak Creak~! Thi...

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