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I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 89

After recovering from her momentary stupor, Kurotsuchi asked, "You want to fight? Me...?" in an incredulous tone. She usually wouldn't hesitate to accept the challenge of someone around her age, but none of them were going toe-to-toe with her Grandfather and coming out on top...

Maintaining his relaxed posture, Wu nodded his head and replied, "Relax. I've been training others since I was eight. I'm not going to accidentally injure or kill you, even if you attempt to do the same."

...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 88

After guiding Wu to a broad tower with a small artificial forest, Onoki turned to his village's invader and asked, "What are your intentions for Iwa? There must be 'something' you want from us..."

Landing a few meters away from the old man, Wu replied, "Right back at you. Tell me why you placed a thirty million Ryo bounty on my head, Alive Only. And try not to lie too much. I get annoyed when people believe they can deceive me."

"Hmph...!"

Though he wanted to call Wu a naive...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 87

As they couldn't permit an attack against their Kage, Father, Grandfather, and mentor go unpunished, the trio of Iwa Shinobi immediately launched attacks against Wu's clones. The eldest of the group, also serving as the Jonin-Commander of Iwagakure, had the most impressive response. He only needed to wave together three hand seals before slamming his palm against the floor. In response, the floor beneath the clones' feet and the ceiling overhead pressed together, attempting to squash them. 2022-07-16 13:03:16 +0000 UTC View Post

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 86

Returning to the estate, followed closely by Tayuya, a common sight in the Senju Clan Compound, Wu made his way over to the in-house clinic Tsunade had constructed to teach the girls. When he entered inside, he found the buxom blonde sporting a pair of red-frame glasses, her nose buried deep in a medical text while Sakura napped nearby with her head on the table.

"I see the two of you are working hard, as usual..."

Exhaling a sigh, Tsunade removed her glasses before spinning aroun...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 85

In the wake of Suna's and Oto's failed invasion, a number of significant events took place. First and foremost was Suna's conditional surrender to Konoha. They had initially tried to shift the blame to Orochimaru, claiming he had deceived them under the guise of the Kazekage. Unfortunately for them, Konoha had concrete proof showing that Suna had been planning the invasion for nearly three years, long before Orochimaru murdered and replaced Rasa.

On the subject of Rasa, Suna quickly dis...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 84

Receiving the visual information from his clone, the real Wu stopped beating Shukaku, craned his brow, and then flew up to the hazy purple barrier to check things directly. There, he found a trio of Shinobi, two of which he recognized as the Anbu Commander and Captain. As for the third...

Shifting his attention away from the group, Wu's expression morphed into a look of fiery-eyed envy as he saw Hiruzen fighting what appeared to be the First and Second Hokages.

"Damn...if I had kn...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 83

As Hinata entered the arena and waited for her opponent to join her, someone entirely different made their way onto the battlefield, Gaara. Hayate immediately told the boy he needed to leave, but Gaara ignored him, forming a seal with his hands as he whispered, "Try to focus on the village, not its people..." before slumping over.

Though Hayate moved to neutralize and detain Gaara, he was much too slow. The moment Gaara slumped over, the ground beneath him erupted into the same sand-col...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 82

Following Ino's victory, Sasuke and the now serious-looking Naruto made their way into the arena. The latter hadn't trained much, if at all, over the past month, but Sasuke knew better than to underestimate him. Naruto's stamina and Chakra gave the impression they were near-inexhaustible, so he would be at a disadvantage the longer the match continued.

With the only words between them being Naruto stating, "I have to win..." in a firm tone, Hayate announced the start of the match. Sasuk...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 81

As Nobles, merchants, and citizens from around the Elemental Nations filed into Konoha's Chunin Exam Stadium, Wu sat silently atop Hiruzen's head, the elderly man none the wiser. He had attempted to meet up with Orochimaru earlier, but the hermaphroditic snake hadn't shown up since the Second Stage of the Chunin Exams.

Though he had considered flying over to Otogakure to see what was going on, Wu ultimately decided against it. He had been fairly busy the past month, and he didn't want t...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 80

As days turned into weeks and the Chunin Exam Finals drew nearer, Wu split his time between training himself, training the girls, going on dates, conversing with Clan Heads, gathering information with his clones, and fucking. Tsunade had expressed concerns about his lack of rest, but he managed to convince her it wasn't strictly necessary for him after letting her perform a few medical tests.

On a similar note, the blood tests for Karin came back positive, proving once and for all that ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 79

"You gonna be okay...?"

With her ass still sticking in the air and her eyes half rolled back, Kaia replied with a curt, characteristically raspy, "I'm...great..." before rolling onto her side so that she could stare at Wu with a very 'devoted' look on her face. 

Though Kaia was the shortest and leanest among the girls Wu associated with, she wasn't entirely without charm. Her body was simply...compact, so while she was lying on her side and gazing at him, her muscles visibly ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 78

With one last stop to make before he returned home, Wu made his way over to the Inuzuka Clan Compound for the first time in nearly half a year. It had been a similar amount of time since he saw Kaia, so he was looking forward to seeing how much his little follower had grown. However, as she had been the most frequent recipient of his Natural Energy infusions, Wu anticipated that her appearance wouldn't have changed all that much.

After bypassing the sentries that usually kept outsiders ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 77

Since the girls would be out of commission until at least the early afternoon, Wu decided to drop in on Hiruzen at the Hokage's Tower. He found the man standing on the roof in his Hokage robes and hat, but he immediately noticed a 'discrepancy' despite appearing the same as usual on the surface.

Dropping down behind the man, Wu asked, "Jiraiya gave you his peach? I assume that means he also refused the hat...?"

Though he initially exhaled a chuckle, the smile faded from Hiruzen's ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 76

Breaking Temari from her angry trance, Wu stated, "I can't do much about the circumstances that compelled this invasion, but 'we' can change how Konoha and Suna interact in the future. That peach I mentioned earlier? It is very real. In fact..."

As Wu pulled out a pumpkin-sized, predominately white peach, a cool breeze seemed to exude from its surface, carrying with it an intoxicatingly fresh aroma that filled the room in an instant. When it hit Temari, she felt as though she was transp...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 75

Finished with their discussion, Wu donned his clothes while Mabui lay face-down on the table, an unfocused look on her rubicund face and a viscous white fluid dripping down her plump, reddish-brown thighs.

Giving the woman's hospitable bottom a light smack, Wu teased, "You're acting as though you've never experienced a real man before. Wake up."

Blinking back to awareness, Mabui forced herself to rise, her expression still a little dazed as she struggled to find a comfortable sitt...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 74

Upon reaching the girls' bathroom, Temari exhaled a tired sigh, saying, "You can come out now..."

Though he had already cleared the bathroom of spying devices earlier that day, Wu gave the bathroom a cursory sweep before popping up in front of Temari, asking, "Did you miss me?" in a teasing tone.

Exhaling another sigh, Temari admitted, "Kind of...but that doesn't change the fact I'm also angry with you. How could you just leave without coming to say goodbye?"

Adopting a fain...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 73

Though he was surprised by the transformation of Gaara's arm and the tail slowly taking form from the gourd on his back, the smile on Lee's face only became more prominent as the fight continued. Gaara's attacks had a lot of forward momentum, but he couldn't change directions quickly, nor did he seem to be in total control of his actions. For someone as skilled in Taijutsu as Lee, the enraged boy may as well be telegraphing his attacks a week in advance.

After failing to grab Lee severa...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 72

Demonstrating that she wasn't just talk, Temari waited until the Proctor gave the signal before unfurling the gigantic, metal-plated folding fan she typically carried around on her back. She was a specialist that specialized in Tessenjutsu and Wind Nature Transformation, using her gigantic fan to create tempestuous winds strong enough to slice through trees and even small boulders.

Though it was completely unnecessary, Temari felt empowered as she swung the 300kg fan and shouted, "Wind ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 71

Catching Karui a little by surprise, Choji suddenly extended his hand the entire distance separating them, his fist swelling larger than the bronze-skinned Kunoichi's petite frame.

"Holy shit...!"

Leaping back with the aid of her Lightning Release, a tiny bead of sweat appeared on Karui's cheek as she playfully remarked, "Well, aren't you full of surprises..."

Without waiting for Choji's response, Karui flipped her katana around and charged forward at a speed the portly Geni...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 70

"There are less than three hours before you need to be in front of the giant Ram Seal. Don't exhaust yourself..."

Raising her head with a 'pop,' Ino looked up at Wu was an impassioned gaze as she asserted, "I need this..." before rising to her feet and turning her exposed bottom to him.

Since it didn't really matter to him either way, Wu mused, "If you insist..." before helping the lithe and athletic girl seat herself, a high-pitched moan escaping her throat as her weight dropped ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 69

Though Wu recommended they wait until after the Chunin Exams before making a final decision, Ino and Sakura promptly rejected his suggestion before changing into proper attire to go and talk to Sasuke. Both believed that keeping it a secret would be betraying Sasuke's trust, and, though it was only a few days before the Second Stage concluded, they didn't want to wait around and 'do nothing.'

Since it didn't truly matter to him, Wu didn't try to dissuade the two girls once they had made...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 68

With Ino sitting across from him, Wu was treated to the rather tantalizing sight of the two girls overlapping. The former's wedge panties left nothing to the imagination, but Sakura's perky butt, sculpted over years of leg and core exercises, was like an open invitation to have some fun.

After admiring the sight for several seconds, Wu interrupted the 'friendly' squabble, asking, "Have the two of you actually discussed your problems with Sasuke...? Don't get me wrong, I'm more than will...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 67

After gathering chopsticks equal to the number of players, Ino marked four with the numbers 1-4 and one with the kanji for the word King. Then, with all five sticks gathered in a tall cup, she shook them up, saying, "No cheating, Hinata." with an enthusiastic smile adorning her face.

Furrowing her brows, Hinata poutily responded, "That was one time, Ino-chan..."

Rolling her eyes, Ino remarked, "Yeah, yeah..." before holding out the cup and saying, "Everyone grabs one stick. Only t...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 66

"Sakura-chan! Sasuke...!"

After finally reaching the clearing where they had been ambushed, Naruto looked like he was about ready to tear someone's head off until he saw a red-faced Sakura supporting a shirtless Sasuke while Wu drew some kind of strange pattern on his back. It looked like lazy squiggles at first glance but appeared to move and wriggle about if observed closely.

Without removing his eyes from Sasuke's nape, Wu asked, "Now do you understand why I'm always constantly...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 65

With the forty-five minutes allotted for the first nine questions passing, Ibiki gave everyone in the exam hall an ultimatum. Stick around, and you would get a chance to answer the question. However, get it wrong, and you would be disqualified from participating in all future Chunin Exams ever again.

As could be expected, those from small villages and those who had their confidence shattered by the first nine questions quickly left the exam hall. Then, once all the trash had been sorted...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 64

With the First Stage of the Chunin Exams taking place at 10:00 AM, Wu had Hinata up by 4:30 AM so they could discuss his plans, fill her black holes of a belly, and get her in the proper mindset.

"I have no intention of helping you 'cheat,' but I'll either be hiding in your clothes or somewhere around you throughout the Exam. I expect to see you doing your best, Hinata."

Though the idea of having Wu concealed within her clothes made her feel a little sheepish, Hinata nodded with a...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 63

Though she was a little unsteady on her feet, Hinata managed to make it to the commons/dining room shortly after 3 PM. There, she found Hanabi lying on the couch in a rather unladylike posture, watching a movie while eating a type of stick candy covered in strawberry milk chocolate.

Hearing the sound of heavy footsteps, Hanabi turned around, perking up when she saw it was her sister entering the room.

"Good afternoon, Hinata-nee. How are you feeling? Does it hurt...?"

Smilin...

MI200: Intensity

"This has got to be some kind of joke..."

Though he had obtained a few Constellations and a new ally in the form of a Sumerian woman with white hair and red eyes named Cyno, Paul's third significant summoning spree was turning out to be more of a Klee upgrade event than anything else.

Over the course of 63 10-Pulls, Paul had 'missed' 39 times, obtained 17 4-Star Weapons, and 14 Character Constellations. Among these, there were some pretty interesting pulls, such as acquiring Lisa'...

MI199: Results

After a 'very' eventful evening, stretching well into the morning, Paul, once again, found himself in the main banquet hall. This time, however, nearly everyone was present, happily relishing the breakfast prepared by Xiangling and her growing number of 'disciples.'

As she hadn't been allowed to participate in the evening's 'entertainment,' Klee was seated atop Paul's lap with a radiant smile, feet dangling as she enjoyed her favorite meal, slightly charred, fish-flavored toast. The aro...

MI198: Request

Recognizing Yun Jin's very distinctive voice, Paul elected to pretend he hadn't noticed her. He knew she would be even more embarrassed if he attempted to catch her, so he slowly pivoted his head from side to side before moving toward where he believed one of the remaining six people to be.

"Oh my..."

Taking advantage of Paul's outstretched hand, Ningguang repositioned herself so that his fingers would come into contact with her right breast. She understood that Paul was trying to...