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America-ology: July 4th feat. Milo Edwards

This week, Nate explains the 4th of July to Milo and forces him to listen to a deranged listicle from Military dot com about how to make the day even more patriotic. Brain damage was suffered on this episode but we hope you enjoy it.

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Zoo Crew: The Wheelchair Putsch

This week, we've reconvened the Zoo Crew to discuss Madison Cawthorn being at it again. The political right in America sure do love some freaks, and it seems that it's only getting worse the further down the QAnon rabbit hole these guys travel. Hope you enjoy!

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On Military Astrology, Sorta (feat. Kelsey)

Francis found an article about how astrology applies to the military, and in order to really get to the heart of this, he spoke with astrology enthusiast and Army PAO Kelsey in order to discuss. Let's just say this piece goes in some wild directions. Hope you enjoy!

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The Greeks Hate Shirts: Francis and Shocks on '300: Rise of an Empire'

It was the sequel no one really wanted and we were going to bring a historian on to discuss, but Joe was busy. So, Francis and Shocks reviewed this film and discussed the ways in which this film continues the legacy of shoehorning weird American culture war arguments into a version of ancient Greek history that is sure to make guys want to buy lifted coal-rollers. Hope you enjoy!

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My Robot is Doing War Crimes Again feat. Kelsey Atherton

This week, Francis speaks with defense journalist Kelsey Atherton (@athertonkd) on the topic of AI-enabled weapons, the state of the industry as opposed to its marketing, and the dangers of what may be coming our way if the trend towards automating violence continues. Hope you enjoy!

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The Zoo Crew on Self-Published Right-Wing Military Freakouts

This week, Francis, Shocks, and Joe discuss a recent self-published book by a serving military officer who claims that the newly-discovered right-wing boogeyman of 'critical race theory' is making the military Marxist. Does that sound insane? It definitely is

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Some Things Are Good in Missouri feat. Brock Wilbur

Francis and Brock explore the perhaps 'less bad' side of their home state, discussing it's many insane museums, weird racist lore, political realities, and--god help them if they forgot it--Branson. Hope you enjoy!

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Zoo Crew Minus: Flag Officers' Letter

This week, Francis and Shocks discuss a recent letter by retired officers claiming that the military has been infiltrated by 'Cultural Marxism.' This is, of course, bananas, but that doesn't stop this particular kind of thing getting written. Why did they do it? What did they say? All this and more is revealed in this episode.

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Fort Bragg Murder Swamp feat. Seth Harp

This week, we're speaking with Rolling Stone journalist and Army veteran Seth Harp on the topic of a string of murders and unexplained deaths at Fort Bragg, NC. Did you know a Delta operator murdered a Green Beret in front of his family and no charges were filed? Did you know an enlisted soldier in the 82nd was beheaded while camping and no investigation was conducted for almost a year? Whatever's happening there is grim, and Seth has a lot to say about it.

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Decapitalizing the Ferengi feat. Will Nguyen

This week, Francis speaks with Will Nguyen, also known as the Star Trek Commie (@boomerniner) about Star Trek's communist underpinnings, the way it represents different modes of production, the different conflicts it represents (and the dark side of the Federation), and why it's fun to just talk about it for hours. Hope you enjoy!

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DOD Meme Command feat. the Zoo Crew

Why is the DoD spending money on memes? Why does anyone think this will influence our 'adversaries?' What sort of propaganda is this? To analyze this entire phenomenon, Francis brought on Shocks and Joe to discuss it in detail. Hope you enjoy!

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The Missouri Roundup feat. Brock Wilbur

Why does Missouri produce so many bonkers politicians? Why is it that, in order to get elected, you have to be full on blood-and-soil white nationalist? Well, we happen to have two Missouri experts here to give you the lowdown on what the national GOP will be in about 5-10 years. Joining us once again is friend of the show Brock Wilbur, a KCMO resident and a long-suffering observer of the state's politics.

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All Aboard the Zoo Cruise feat. Shocks and Joe Kassabian

Listen, the cruise ship industry is weird and variegated. There's a 311-themed cruise, a cruise where you meet Foghat, Disney cruises, Kid Rock cruises, and so much more. Why? No one knows, but Francis has done the legwork to expose all of it.

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We Are Stuck with Madison Cawthorne feat. Jasper Craven

Francis has brought  journalist Jasper Craven about Zoomer fascist congressman Madison Cawthorne, his weird proximity to veterans and lies about admittance to the US Naval Academy, and why we're probably stuck with him.

Jasper wrote a piece about this topic which is available here: https://thebaffler.com/latest/vacuous-valor-craven

Jasper has a substack and you should absolutely sign up...

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Who Is 'The Emotional Marine?' feat. the Zoo Crew

Francis keeps getting stupid cold-pitch emails from a veteran thought leader and, despite having been told to listen to the show, he simply will not quit. So, to make sense of the situation, he consulted with Joe Kassabian and Carey Shockey. This episode gets to the bottom of the vet-fluencer phenomenon, why it's so uniformly right-wing or crypto-right-wing, and why you shouldn't listen to these people.

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Face/Off: Zoo Crew Review

We're back with the Zoo Crew of Joe, Carey, and Francis to review the 1996 John Woo film FACE/OFF, which has some.... things that didn't age well. Hope you enjoy!

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The Story of the M2 Bradley feat. Well There's Your Problem

We're joined by the cast of the Well There's Your Problem podcast to discuss the story of the M2 Bradley Armored Fighting Vehicle. What is the deal with this thing? It's not a tank, but it might as well be a tank in almost every capacity. How did it get made, and what does the future hold for giant clown turrets? Please enjoy.

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I Guess We Have a Space Force Now feat. Oriana Pawlyk

For this week's bonus, Francis speaks with defense journalist Oriana Pawlyk about what the Space Force actually is and does -- and the fact that it's not going away, despite it being Trump's signature plaything. Hope you enjoy!

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The Disco Dictator feat. Joe Kassabian

This week's bonus is a combined Hell of a Way / Lions Led by Donkeys episode in which Joe relates to us the story of Valentine Strasser, the Sierra Leonean army captain (and specialist at heart) who took over a country and decided to change its national anthem to a disco tune -- among a LOT of other things.

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The Zoo Crew and War Video Games

We've got Carey and Joe back to have yet another zoo crew session, this time to discuss (among other things) the way that video games become popular representations of American military history. Hope you enjoy!

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Tales from the Zoo feat. Shocks and Joe Kassabian

It's another all-enlisted power hour with Francis, Carey, and Joe. No officers allowed, but lots of jokes abound -- hope you enjoy!

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MedicChat feat. Scotty

This week, Francis is chatting with Army veteran, actual medic, EMT, and antifascist Scotty Blue (@blue_scotty). They discuss becoming a 68W, what it's like to try and be a medic outside of the military, what the hell is up in Portland, and what to expect if you do in fact want to protest. Hope you enjoy!

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Gulf War T-Shirt Syndrome feat. Matt Stieb

This week, Francis speaks with NYMag author Matt Stieb about his recent Baffler article, a foray into weird Gulf War t-shirts sold in America in 1990-1991. It's a fun conversation and we hope you enjoy it.

Get Matt's recent article here: https://thebaffler.com/latest/operation-desert-shirt-stieb

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What a Hell of a Way to Boat feat. Anthony

This week, Francis continues our quest to figure out what the hell the Navy is and does. In an interview with Anthony, a Navy reservist and Hoosier (well, Region guy), the conversation includes: why does the Navy randomly send people to Army units in Iraq and Afghanistan, what are the best ports of call that he's visited, and what do you do when you get seasick. And folks, it's a whole lot. Hope you enjoy!

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On the GI Coffeehouse Movement feat. David Parsons

This week, Francis is talking anti-war organizing in military towns with David Parsons, a historian and the author of 'Dangerous Grounds: Antiwar Coffeehouses and Military Dissent in the Vietnam Era.' David is also the cohost of the Nostalgia Trap podcast, which you can check out here. 

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On the Labor History of Disney feat. Shocks and Joe Kassabian

This week, Francis welcomes returning guests Joe Kassabian and Carey Shockey to discuss the 1992 film NEWSIES. Why did we discuss this? Well, because it's a movie about labor laws and a movie with lots of weird northeastern US accents. Nothing could be more perfect for an episode with Shocks. Anyway, hope you enjoy.

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New Year, New DadChat

Francis got together with Joe and Carey to discuss whatever's on their minds. Mostly it's about fireworks being illegal in Massachusetts, why Michigan's Upper Peninsula is crazier than Florida, and why basement punk shows are awkward to attend when you're pushing 40. Hope you enjoy!

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Reasons to Avoid Utah feat. Joey

For this week's festive bonus, Francis speaks with Joey (@GIJoeyJoeJoe) of the Brigham Young Money Podcast about Utah, deep Simpsons lore, Mormon reliquaries in Missouri, his path to leftism, his military career, and why you should consider spending time in Salt Lake City. Hope you enjoy!

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On the Actual Real Life Story of 'Operation Christmas Drop' feat. Valerie Insinna

Francis speaks with fellow St. Louis native and defense journalist Valerie Insinna (@ValerieInsinna) about the Netflix film OPERATION CHRISTMAS DROP, its real-life story (apparently the military does actually drop donated gifts to remote Pacific islands?), how the film has clearly been focus-grouped by every PAO on the planet, and why they both love Christmas films despite everything. Hope you enjoy!

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CGI Reagan Revealed: COD Black Ops Cold War feat. Kevin Frint

For this week's bonus, we've brought on our Zoomer correspondent Kevin Frint (@ItsAll_Bullshit) to discuss a full playthrough of the recent Call of Duty release with Nate. You might not like it, but this is the way that people are going to assume the actual Cold War went down.

(FYI: there were some audio problems that we tried to mitigate -- sorry if you hear a periodic thump for some reason)

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