I am the one, the only, El Presidente: Shanty Destroyer! Please don't coup me.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a Caribbean dictator city builder.
2019-04-12 19:08:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Pro Torrozappa and his children do their best to pollute a fresh world.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a first person factory/production line game.
2019-04-07 17:58:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is the public release of Orange Islands Ep6. I apologise deeply that it wasn't available for early access prior to this...I'm bad at early access videos. That's part of why I stopped doing them.
The good news is this is the last early access episode and we're back to the usual alternating between free and paid episodes. Next episode will be paid and then that'll alternate for the remainder of Season 2.
More good news is that when Season 3 rolls around I won't have ANY trouble...
2019-04-05 14:56:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Helllllo Rivans and thank you for pledging $10+.
As my Patreon is on a Charge Up Front system, you should be able to see this as soon as you pledge and it processes. Here is the password for $10 episodes.
February Password: qu8nt
Remember that this password is NOT to be shared or made public.
If a password is leaked, I'll need to find a more secure way to release these episodes and that'll be awkward and difficult for everyone.
This password is valid from today u...
2019-04-04 04:11:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Helllllo Rivans and thank you for pledging $5+.
As my Patreon is on a Charge Up Front system, you should be able to see this as soon as you pledge and it processes. Here is the password for $5 episodes. This includes any patron-only episodes in Season 1 and Season 2.
Note: This does not include Season 3.
February Password: karn2d
Remember that this password is NOT to be shared or made public.
If a password is leaked, I'll need to find a more secure way to release...
2019-04-04 04:09:59 +0000 UTC View PostHelllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.
How This Works:
Listed below is the vote; three options for First Impressions. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see levels of interest.
NOTE: Normally this vote is for a Top 5 as well, but as I'm rather behind on them as it is, I'll be skipping a new voted one this month.
First Impressions
50 Years...
2019-04-04 04:03:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Knock a hole in THIS wall, half paint THAT wall. Job done.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a job simulator about interior decoration.
2019-03-30 18:57:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Helllllo Rivans.
It's not often I get genuinely angry at an episode. Enjoy.
Because Patreon doesn't like linking directly to the episode viewing page, I've linked to the Season 3 page with the episode on it.
Remember that the password is given out in a post, so scroll back through my Patreon posts for the one made at the start of this month (that's the month in which you're reading this, as the password changes each month).
2019-03-27 05:24:12 +0000 UTC View PostHelllllo Rivans
I've made a post on the Gar1onriva sub-Reddit talking about a series I plan to make just in case I need it.
I go into more detail in this post, and I really want to hear what you think, so please check it out and leave me your thoughts. I'd love to discuss them.
2019-03-26 20:43:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Ash goes for his first Orange League badge and annoyance follows.
P.S. I dunno why it lets me post some links directly here and others now. I kinda reckon it's the password protected episodes that it doesn't link, but I'm not certain.
2019-03-26 18:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Pink haired girls fight monsters and strange people.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a sequel to a pretty but weird JRPG.
Voted for by patrons.
2019-03-24 18:08:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Wallah! Almost a week ahead of the public release next Tuesday.
I don't miss doing early access releases. I just can't seem to wrap my head around it. Only one more, though, and then we're back to alternating free/paid.
I hope you enjoy it.
Remember: The password can be found in a Password post from earlier this month.
2019-03-21 17:08:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Another ocean survival game? More like the original one.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries an ocean survival game with a bad reputation.
2019-03-14 14:24:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is the latest episode for early access, publicly released on Friday.
I WAS gonna post this about 4 hours ago, but I was running late to see Captain Marvel at the cinema. It's good.
Remember: The password can be found in a Password post from earlier this month.
2019-03-12 22:40:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Helllllo Rivans and thank you for pledging $10+.
As my Patreon is on a Charge Up Front system, you should be able to see this as soon as you pledge and it processes. Here is the password for $10 episodes.
February Password: hel13ten
Remember that this password is NOT to be shared or made public.
If a password is leaked, I'll need to find a more secure way to release these episodes and that'll be awkward and difficult for everyone.
This password is valid from toda...
2019-03-09 02:03:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Helllllo Rivans and thank you for pledging $5+.
As my Patreon is on a Charge Up Front system, you should be able to see this as soon as you pledge and it processes. Here is the password for $5 episodes. This includes any patron-only episodes in Season 1 and Season 2.
Note: This does not include Season 3.
February Password: tang4ch
Remember that this password is NOT to be shared or made public.
If a password is leaked, I'll need to find a more secure way to releas...
2019-03-09 02:01:33 +0000 UTC View PostHelllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.
How This Works:
Listed below is the vote; three options for First Impressions. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see levels of interest.
NOTE: Normally this vote is for a Top 5 as well, but as I'm rather behind on them as it is, I'll be skipping a new voted one this month.
First Impressions
50 Years...
2019-03-09 01:53:46 +0000 UTC View Post
A calming river trip. Add in rain, poison and boars and you have a party.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a rougelike survival game about travelling down a river.
2019-03-06 18:28:51 +0000 UTC View PostHelllllo Rivans.
In case you're unaware, Patreon gives creators the capacity to run 'Special Offers'. These are short term extra incentives to attract new patrons or to increase a current patron's pledge. The idea is you offer something extra at a certain tier (and it automatically affects all tiers above) and anyone who starts pledging at that tier or who increases their existing pledge to that tier gets the something extra.
From what I can tell it's a 'If you're a patron of this...
2019-02-28 12:44:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Helllllo and here is the latest episode of PokéSins.
Say goodbye to something good and hello again to something bad.
2019-02-22 18:29:27 +0000 UTC View PostHelllllo Rivans
I don't like to do this - and this'll be the only time I do so - but I don't think I'll be able to provide Ep3 as an early access. It's already Tuesday night now, with it due out publicly on Friday, and I've not finished it yet. We'd probably be looking at a Wednesday or even Thursday early access release and that's sort of more trouble than it's worth.
I honestly hate to fail in providing a reward. As I said, though, this'll be the only early access episode I miss...
2019-02-19 20:48:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope you're all having a good Valentines and, whether you have a partner or not, always remember that special relationship you have with your gaming friends.
2019-02-14 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Ash & Co find a convenient way to annoy me.
Link: https://www.gar1onriva.co.uk/pokesins/season-2/ep2-a-scare-in-the-air/
2019-02-12 18:24:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Voted for by patrons. Don't forget to vote on next month's video if you haven't yet.
Time to flap, pound and chirp my way to victory against purple clouds with teeth.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a stylish 2.5D platformer about bird people.
2019-02-10 19:17:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Oof, this one was a bit of a git. Felt like it took me ages to make...in basically every aspect. Still, I feel it was worth it.
Just for you guys until Tuesday. I plan to give you these a full week ahead in the future. Apologies about the delay.
Remember that the password is given out by post, so scroll back through my Patreon posts for the one made at the start of this month (that's the month in which you're reading this, as the password changes each month).
... 2019-02-08 22:08:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Helllllo Rivans and thank you for pledging $10+.
As my Patreon is on a Charge Up Front system, you should be able to see this as soon as you pledge and it processes. Here is the password for $10 episodes.
February Password: l3vau
Remember that this password is NOT to be shared or made public.
If a password is leaked, I'll need to find a more secure way to release these episodes and that'll be awkward and difficult for everyone.
This password is valid from today u...
2019-02-05 21:06:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Helllllo Rivans and thank you for pledging $5+.
As my Patreon is on a Charge Up Front system, you should be able to see this as soon as you pledge and it processes. Here is the password for $5 episodes. This includes any patron-only episodes in Season 1 and Season 2.
Note: This does not include Season 3.
February Password: 2mskoo
Remember that this password is NOT to be shared or made public.
If a password is leaked, I'll need to find a more secure way to release...
2019-02-05 21:04:15 +0000 UTC View PostHelllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.
How This Works:
Listed below is the vote; three options for First Impressions. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see levels of interest.
NOTE: Normally this vote is for a Top 5 as well, but as I'm rather behind on them as it is (and last month's was a tie) I'll be skipping a new voted one this month. Hopefully I'll be able to c...
2019-02-05 21:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Helllllo Rivans.
Sorry about the issues the website had yesterday. My Tech Support appear to have tracked down the cause and sorted it. Hopefully it won't happen again.
We're gonna take another stab at that 'launching Season 2' thing. The Announcement video will go up at 6pm GMT and HOPEFULLY will not be bombarded with complaints about the website.
Again, apologies for that, and thank you for your support.
- Geran
2019-02-02 17:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostHelllllo Rivans.
Dunno if you happened to encounter it before the website was put into Maintenance Mode, but users have been having issues on the website today. Visual issues, videos not playing, etc.
I can only assume that something updated in the last day or two that broke everything, but my tech support are looking into fixing it ASAP.
Sod's Law, really, that it'd happen right after my State of the Channel proclaiming how improved the website is, but the Game Master of Li...
2019-02-01 19:22:04 +0000 UTC View Post