Orc-stabbing and sexy spiders. I'm on board.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries the sequel to the game that out-Assassins Creeded Assassins Creed.
2017-11-03 17:43:12 +0000 UTC View PostFor those who were unaware, Best Things About Rick & Morty won the Top 5 vote for last month, but I've yet to do the video for it. This is for a couple of reasons, but the main one is this... I don't know what to say.
I have my Top 5 chosen. I don't think it's a particularly groundbreaking list, but putting my personal spin on it is the point of the series. Instead, the issue is that I've sat down to record it three times and I cannot bring myself to speak emphatically about it.
Usua...
2017-10-29 00:24:22 +0000 UTC View Post
A nostalgia-trip game. Shame I never played them...
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries the game celebrating 20 years of Sonic.
2017-10-28 14:15:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Surviving on Mars is- WHAT WAS THAT!? A rock... I hope.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries Subnautica on Mars.
2017-10-21 08:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the BTSF for last week's episode.
For these videos, to ensure exclusivity for you patrons, viewing shall require a password. I will change the password for all of these videos every month.
It goes without saying, but DO NOT give this password out. It is for your viewing only and if I find that this system is being abused by anyone then I will scrap the whole thing and find another, more secure way.
~~September/October 2017's Password: rainbowiq
2017-10-15 03:21:23 +0000 UTC View PostHelllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.
How This Works:
Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see levels of interest.
Remember: They are completely unconnected votes, so you should list them separately. Results will be collected in 1 week.
First Impressions 2017-10-15 00:53:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, sorry this post is a week late. Kinda lost track of the date.
All new (and returning) $10+ patrons should find 18 emails with links to the videos in the embedded playlist. Just to remind people, I remove and reissue viewing permissions each month to ensure security. Also linked below is the 13th episode uploaded on Dailymotion. It is password protected. The password is just above the link.
It goes without saying, but DO NOT give this password out. It is for your viewing only and if ...
2017-10-15 00:44:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Surprise, the 'cute-as-heck' game is cute. Cutest mass murderer ever, in fact.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries an N64-inspired 3D platformer made, mostly, of cuteness.
2017-10-13 20:16:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Right. Let's give this a go.
Embedded you should see a Dailymotion video for the latest Johto episode! I am both excited and nervous to see how this works.
For these videos, to ensure exclusivity for you patrons, viewing shall require a password. I will change the password for all of these videos every month.
It goes without saying, but DO NOT give this password out. It is for your viewing only and if I find that this system is being abused by anyone then I will scrap the whole thi...
2017-10-09 01:29:26 +0000 UTC View PostThe video will be ready for you guys tomorrow.
Just wanted to mention that there's a special little surprise in store in this episode. I've been so excited for it...
2017-10-07 18:04:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm good friends with all the wildlife... Except them...
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a 'walking' simulator with beautiful water and views. And a boat. And green creatures.
Also never thought I'd have to mention this, but this video was instantly flagged as 'unsuitable for advertisers'. Aside from some coarse language, there is NOTHING unsuitable in this video. This system has come out of nowhere for me and hit me damn hard.
2017-10-07 04:22:00 +0000 UTC View PostSorry about the delays on this one. The last couple of weeks have been hectic for one reason or another (lots of meetings with Ritual over the Shopro situation haven't helped).
Just wanted you guys to know that I've almost finished scripting Johto 13. While I did keep making PokéSins for a while after the freeze, I only made a few episodes before stopping; I didn't want to make tonnes only to have them gather dust while I wait for the situation to get fixed.
Because of that, I was a bit...
2017-10-03 22:18:15 +0000 UTC View Post
A semi-naked man on an alien planet with a knife. What could go wrong.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries an early access space western survival RPG.
2017-09-23 00:23:29 +0000 UTC View Post
The journey gets dangerous because great monsters inhabit the desert.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran returns to a survival game about a robot trapped on an unknown alien world.
2017-09-15 17:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostHelllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.
How This Works:
Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see levels of interest.
Remember: They are completely unconnected votes, so you should list them separately. Results will be collected in 1 week.
First Impressions 2017-09-10 16:46:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to all the new $10+ patrons!
My appeal to the viewers has gone well and there are quite a few new faces here this month. Of course we can always do better, so if you like these episodes please preach about them to the other viewers and convince them to pledge too.
So everyone with a confirmed pledge for September '17 should now have access to the whole Johto PokéSins playlist linked above. Please let me know if you can't view any of the episodes.
*Note: If you pledged afte...
2017-09-10 15:28:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Running a high class restaurant single-handed. Again.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a pre-release build of a cooking/management/typing game.
2017-09-08 18:53:43 +0000 UTC View PostI didn't think I'd be talking about copyright from the other side any time soon, but here it is.
I found out today that one of my current or former $10+ patrons is a fraudster who first posed as a PokeTuber's channel and is currently posing as me. They're using my name and picture and have uploaded one of my videos.
I know it's a current or former $10+ patron because the video they uploaded...is PokéSins Johto Episode 1. They recorded it on their phone and posted it, offering to subsequ...
2017-09-04 16:21:42 +0000 UTC View Post
This is what life is like in an anime. No, I mean one of the *weird* ones.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a very early access anime girl stealth game.
Yandere Simulator Website: https://yanderesimulator.com/
2017-09-02 02:37:32 +0000 UTC View PostI've been having a think about how I'll handle the series when it returns. I dunno if I'll get on the ShoPro whitelist, but either way I plan on making a couple of changes to when I release the episodes.
For a start, the 'every 10 days' thing is awkward because it's the only series on my channel that is scheduled like that. I thought it would improve my management of it, but it just made it easier to postpone. Instead I plan on making it a steady 'every two weeks'. That way it will be a set de...
2017-08-31 21:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay. Cards on the table. I complain a lot in this video.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a...oh god, a clicker? Really?
2017-08-25 17:14:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay. Cards on the table. I complain a lot in this video.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a...oh god, a clicker? Really?
2017-08-25 17:13:13 +0000 UTC View PostIn Case of Emergency, Release Raptor was this month's winner in the First Impressions video vote.
Unfortunately, I played 15 minutes of it to find out that it's a completely unfinished, unplayable mess that the devs abandoned after 3 days of sales due to how bad it was. Not even kidding about that last bit.
I was gonna do it as a video anyway, but then I realised I hadn't actually recorded any of the video. Forgot to turn on my video recorder... Whoops.
Honestly, I see it as a savi...
2017-08-25 01:30:43 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens if you mix Saints Row, Overwatch and Final Fantasy? This.
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a game that totally isn't Saints Row. Honest.
2017-08-18 22:18:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Helllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.
How This Works:
Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see levels of interest.
Remember: They are completely unconnected votes, so you should list them separately. Results will be collected in 1 week.
First Impressio...
2017-08-14 13:33:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe response to my appeal for support from you guys has been amazing. Thank you each and every one who has pledged.
Above you should see a YouTube playlist. This contains all the exclusive Johto episodes so far. This is 12 episodes and 6 BTSFs. If you're unable to see any of the episodes in this playlist, please contact me (ideally via Patreon mail).
In addition, I may have found a way to circumvent the PokéSins lockdown, but only for you guys to get new Johto episodes. It won't work fo...
2017-08-08 12:24:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Our ship is malfuncturing. Send help!
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran and Lester try a space survival game.
2017-08-04 16:42:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Another complete playthrough in a First Impressions. These tiny games...
Exploring a strange island, totally alone...I bloody hope...
Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a walking sim with a complex story and an island.
2017-07-28 18:52:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you prefer walls or ditches for defence? I look at the pros and cons.
Colony Survival is a Minecraft-like village management game where you hire colonists to do the mining and crafting FOR you.
2017-07-22 17:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Not a First Impressions this week. Instead a slightly different video on a game I've been playing a lot lately.
2017-07-21 20:36:53 +0000 UTC View Post