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Bike Pump in my BUTT?? Mukbang Monday

I mean, there's a first time for everything...but also maybe there isn't

Today's Topics Are...

1) Crazy Car Story (Bike Pump in the butt)

2) YOUR favorite Halloween Movies

3)Song of the Week

Question of the Week: What's your craziest car-related story


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He rubbed his dick on me: Mukbang Monday

No fuckin lie.  Such an interesting weekend I had, lemme tell ya.

Today's Topics

-Story Time- Dick Rub-Gate

-Halloween Movies

-Song of the Week

Question of the Week: Favorite HALLOWEEN movie 

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MTV Cribs: Brett's Apartment Tour

I've been asked about doing an official tour of the apartment, and I thought...Why the hell not! You know I love giving you sexy people what you want. 

So here it is! In all it's glory! If you have any other ideas for videos let me know, happy to display my life! 

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Whore (horror) Movies?!?: Mukbang Monday

It's offically Spooooky Season, and it's also time for another Mukbang Monday!

Todays Topics Are...

1) Horror Movies

2) Your Kinks

3) Brett's Song of the Week

Question of the Week: Whats the Scariest horror movies you've ever seen?


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Home from the Club (on a sunday): Mukbang Monday

Yes, I filmed this at around 11:50pm on a Sunday night after just getting home from the club after spending all day at a kink street festival (the inner catholic in me just screamed and punched a wall)

DESPITE MY CIRCUMSTANCE I was stone cold sober and ready to eat on camera (drink chamomile tea)!

Today's Topics

-KINKS

-Your Childhood Favorite Shows

-Brett's Song of the Week!

QUESTION OF THE WEEK: What is your kink? ( if yo...

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Being #vulnerable

Well I guess if anyone is gonna care, it would be y'all. I've been slightly down in the dumps these past few days (feeling better tho), and I just wanted to keep y'all in loop as to why.

If y'all have any advice for me I am very willing and open to hearing it, but regardless, I am so grateful to have y'all and I hope you know how special and important you are to me.

Anywho, love you to bits. And I hope you have an amazing week.

Love ya,

Brett

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My Top 5 Disney Princesses!

Hey Little Kitty Cats!

I thought I'd mix it up this Monday and post a different type of video. I just love keeping y'all on your toes.

SO, here is my OFFICIAL and REAL Top 5 Disney Princess'. A 26 year old man, ranking Disney Princess? Sounds like a perfectly normal and cool video!!

Let me know your thoughts! So you agree? Disagree? Do you think I'm a piece of shit? Let me know please!

Also Let me know if you wanna see other Top 5 ranking videos! I love making these so...

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Fucked Up Video Diaries: Full Version

As some of y'all may have seen on my TikTok...

I posted a video showing off some videos I made on my webcam one night/morning when I came home from the going out. Why I made these videos, I don't know, but there here and they're WEIRD.

To be honest, I think I started filming with the intention of posting them on HERE, so I think that's the "y'all" I was talking about. So I guess they're being posted where they were supposed to be.

P.S. that date that I w...

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Is Disney World Cancelled? Mukbang Monday

It's another Mukbang Monday y'all! The tits are out and I FINALLY made a meal to eat for one of these videos! Proud of myself!

Anywho, love y'all so much! Here are the topics of the day....

1)My problem with Disney World

2)Your Green Flags

3)Childhood TV Channels: A Psychological Analysis

Question of the Week: What was your favorite channel as a child AND do you feel like it affected your sense of humor/personality?

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Brett's First Photoshoot: Part 3

Well here we are! The third and final part of the photoshoot series. We'll call this the PURPLE section!

These looks were a little out of my comfort zone, but I still had a lot of fun! I kinda wish I would've bought that purple top made out of stones, but I have no idea where I would've worn it. I just thought it was so cute.

I DID end up buying the tank top, because I really like the cut of the top cuz it showed a tasteful amount of side-boob, which y'all know I love.

Anyti...

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Brett's First Photoshoot: Part 2

BABIES! HEY! 

Here's the ORANGE section of the photoshoot! I actually loved this shirt so much I bought it, and I wear it out to the KLERB all the time! Also the glasses are giving very much Elton John, which we love.

Let me know which one y'all like!!

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Brett's First Photoshoot! Part 1

Hey cuties,

I'm not sure if any of you remember, but I had a little photoshoot back in May and the photos FINALLY got them, and there are A LOT! I obviously can't share them all on Instagram, so I thought I'd let y'all see all of my favorite pics!

I got to do this in multiple parts because there are A LOT of photos. But we'll call this section the BLUE section (cuz I'm wearing blue, duh)

Stay tuned for more! Let me know which one you like best (so I know which ones to post o...

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My Tits are out again and I'm High: Mukbang Monday

Hey kids,

I was high on a Friday night and decided " you know what, its time to film a mukbang" 


Today's Topics:

-the boy (update)

-Your favorite recent movies

-Question of the day: GREEN FLAGS ??

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Thursday Game Night!

Hey Babies!

I've missed your scrumptious little butts so much, so let's have a GAME NIGHT.

Join me this Thursday at 4:30 PT on Discord for some rounds of Among Us, and whatever else we decide if we get bored of it.

As a patron you should get access to my discord, but if you have any problems let me know in the DM's!

Anywho, love ya so much! Hope to see you there!

Brett

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My Birthday Shenanigans: Mukbang Monday

It was a crazy Birthday Week for Brett, and my body is exhausted. I think my liver has gone into overdrive, but its not stopping me from enjoying a nice meal (pickles) and talking to my favorite people about dumb shit,

Topics Topics....

1) My BIRTDAY

2) Reviewing your responses to Who'd you bring back from the dead

3)Question of the Day: What is your favorite recent movie you saw?

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My Top 5 Disney Songs

Well, It's about time I let you know about my favorite Disney songs of all time. Are they cheesy? Yes. But that's what makes them special!

Let me know what your fav Disney songs of all time are! Do you agree? Disagree? Do you want to fight about it?!?!Let me know in the comments, I wanna know ok!!

Ok luv ya bye

Brett

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A new boy??? Mukbang Monday

Well well well, here we go again. It's another Mukbang Monday and it's time to spill some weekly TEA YAAS GAWD MAMA!!!!

Todays topics are....

1. A new boy????

2)Reacting to your albums

3)Question of the Week: Who would you bring back from the dead?

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Titty Sucking: A Psychological analysis

Upon some recent research, I think about the origins of titty sucking

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Which Color Do Y'all Like Best?

Hey Babies!

Ok so, one of my amazing mutuals @hologramportraits, recently drew me and I LOVE what he made, but I need y'alls opinion.

So, after posting it on my story, a couple people said they'd be interested in merch with this on it, and I thought it could be a cool idea. SO, question....

1) Would you want merch with this on it? 

2) Which Color do you like best?

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I'm bad at being Gay: Mukbang Monday

Well here we are. I'm in my childhood bedroom once again, and ready to discuss my weekly thoughts and feelings. I'm sunburnt to all heck, but that won't stop me from eating and talking!

Today's Topics:

1)Am I bad at being Gay?

2)You ass shaking songs

3)Question of the Week: What is the most influential album you've ever listened to?

I love you lovely babies so dang much, and I hope you have an amazing week.

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GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA: Mukbang Monday

Hey Babies,

Guess who's back in the mother fuckin' house, with two big big ol' bitties for your mouth.

It's Mukbang Monday, and we got some important things to discuss...

1) Social Media privileges

2)Your Cry Songs

3) What's your ASS SHAKIN song?

Anywho, love you babies

Brett

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My Hawaii Trip!! W/ Pics and Videos

Y'all were asking for a trip recap so here it is! I had such a blast, and have a nice butt-tan line to prove it!



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GAME NIGHT TONIGHT

Hey babies! Just a reminder that I’ll be having a little game night this evening at 4:00pm PT!

It’ll be on Discord like last time! Hope too see y’all there!

Brett

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Cry Songs: Mukbang Monday

Hey Babies, Happy MONDAY! Can you believe?!?!


Anywho, the topics of the day...

-The Grocery Store 

-Your Favorite Vacations.

-Question of the Day: What is your go-to CRY song



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GAME NIGHT!

Hey Cuties!

Its been a minute since we had another game night so I thought we'd put one on the schedule!!

SO, next Tuesday July 25th at 4:00pmPT I'll be having another Discord Game Night.  I got a new Jack Box Party Pack, so I feel like it would be a lot of fun to try  it out!

I want these to be a more reoccurring thing, so I hope y'all can make it! It was so freakin fun last time, so I hope we can re-create the good vibrations!!!

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Underwear/See-Through shorts try-on

Long time no see devils, here's a new try on for y'all. Hope you enjoy!

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The God-Damn SNIFFLES: Mukbang Monday

Y'all its been a minute but we have another Mukbang Monday! 

Today's Topics are...

1) Jobs/America

2) Your Dating Red Flags

3)Question of the Day: Dating Red Flag

(btw, do we like these? genuinely... I wanna make stuff y'all like so lmk! <3)

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My Perfect Life: Q&A Slay

Long time no see, babes! Hi! after three weeks in my hometown, it's safe to say I've missed y'all!

I wanted to add another installment of Q&A Slay because I love answering questions, and would LOVE more if y'all got some.

Anywho, love y'all

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Childhood Bedroom TOUR

As you may have seen from the TikTok's I am currently at my parents house for the next three weeks visiting, and I thought I'd give you a tour of my childhood bedroom!

I feel like seeing all the shit in here makes you understand Brett a little better, so I thought I'd give y'all the full tour!

It was actually a lot of fun reminiscing on all of this stuff, so thank you for giving me the excuse to do it!

Love y'all, and Happy Wednesday!

Brett


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My Favorite TikTokers: Q&A Slay

Fellow Patron and my favorite Sims Player, Sara, asked a question in my previous Video Diary about my favorite TikTokers and I thought I'd make a little Q&A about some of my favs right now!

I would LOVE if y'all asked me more questions like this, and if we made this a "thing" I'm more than happy to record little video responses for y'all. It's really fun for me actually!


Anywho, LYLAS, see ya real soon.


Brett-ney

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