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Escape Artist Reward #11 - The Benaioh Fight

Here's a throwback to Episode 123 - Worm Welcome, depicting the party's brutal battle against the benaiohs! Isn't it crazy to look at the party then compared to now?!!?

This is the last Escape Artist exclusive GCP artwork reward we'll be putting out, as the Oops! I Crit My Pants! Tier will be moving to $10 and the $5 Tier will be reserved just for Bonus Content. Thank you so much for helping us get to a point where we need to commission way more artwork than just once a month!...

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Crit/Fumble Submission Form

Before the Oops I Crit My Pants Reward Tier moves from $5 to $10 on 3/1/18, make sure you submit one of each so you can hear your name and idea on the show when ole neon green brings the pain!

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Change to Reward Tiers

Beginning March 1st, 2018, we are going to make some small changes to our Reward Tiers.

For everyone pledging at the $5 tier, you will continue to get access to all of our bonus content in the form of our Ruins of Azlant podcast, Disorganized Play episodes, Deleted Scenes and any other audio content we continue to produce exclusively for Patreon. The Oops I Crit My Pants Tier, where supporters submit a fan crit and fumble to us, will be moved to the $10 tier and the Escape Artist reward will b...

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Escape Artist Reward #10 - Gelatinous Cube Fight

We thought we would revisit a classic combat this month with a scene from Episode 9 - Gleaming the Cube. I remember this being one of those early moments in the show where it definitely felt like all hope was lost. Thankfully the heroes prevailed and nothing bad ever happened to this group again!

Remember, you earned the opportunity to see this exclusive artwork with your $10 and up monthly pledge, so help us keep it special by not sharing it on social media, the subreddit, anywhere! I...

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Deleted Scenes - Rolling for Ruins of Azlant Ability Scores

The boys get together to roll ability scores for the upcoming Patreon exclusive Ruins of Azlant podcast GM'd by Skid!

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Deleted Scenes - The Unseen Inclusion Chronicle Sheet

Here's a another behind the scenes bonus we recorded after we finished the third Pathfinder Society scenario of Disorganized Play.

How did this group of Pathfinders fare in their third mission together with their new lady friend Attie Baker?! Were they able to complete all their tasks in an orderly fashion? Joe gives us the straight dope while filling out the PFS Chronicle Sheet.

See you again soon with more Disorganized Play! Happy second level Randolph, Jane and Tishpak!

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Patreon Map Update: January

I hope everyone is enjoying the shiny new Patreon map! It's been a work in progress as we've had to update the whole process of processing the data, but hopefully you think it's been worth the wait.

If you'd like to be included on our Patreon supporter map and don't see your name yet, just click on the link below, fill out the form and we'll get you up there next month: goo.gl/forms/InbF3xZggg8q1KmD3 View Post

Disorganized Play Episode 3 Part 4

The Pathfinders have tracked a doru div to the Dungeons of the Ever-Dying - a place of ancient evil where they must prevent corrupt forces from birthing the worst plague unleashed on Golarion in 7,000 years.

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Disorganized Play Episode 3 Part 3

The Pathfinders stand over a magical chest in the heart of an ancient Osirion ruin. Will the chest's contents make them wealthy beyond imagination or will it be bring them face to face with an agent of death the likes of which the modern world as never seen?

Probably the latter.

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Disorganized Play Episode 3 Part 2

The Pathfinders have entered an Osirion ruin beneath the Thuvian city of Merab. Tasked with identifying and finding an evil creature loose in the city, they must uncover the ruin's secrets before they are consumed by the horrors of the ancient world.

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Disorganized Play Episode 3 Part 1

When a nightmarish creature of ancient Osirion escapes from its ruined prison beneath the modern city of Merab, a team of veteran Pathfinders, along with a rookie Scarab Sage, are dispatched to the Twisting Garden Lodge to take on a mission of monumental importance.

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Introducing Ellinor DiLorenzo!

If you saw our posts on social media last week, you probably noticed that we cleaned up the new studio space and welcomed a new guest to the forthcoming third installment of Disorganized Play. Here's an intro to our new friend Ellinor DiLorenzo and her character Aliatra Baker coming to Disorganized Play next week!

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Deleted Scenes - End of Book 3 Shopping Spree!

Before we recorded Episode 132, the guys had a lot of housekeeping to go over sorting through alllllll of the loot they recovered from Minderhal's Valley.

What are they going to sell? What do they want to buy for their characters? Do Fairaza and Lorc deserve any of the spoils?

We hit record and 30+ minutes later, here's four nerds talking about buying imaginary items and one nerd baby-talking to his cats!

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Skid to GM Ruins of Azlant!

IT'S OFFICIAL! You maniacs went above and beyond the last 48 hours just as you've been doing since we launched the Patreon. And now because of your consistent over the top generosity, Skid will be GMing the Pathfinder Adventure Path Ruins of Azlant as bonus content for all of our $5 and up Patreon supporters.

Now that we have our own dedicated recording space and since it won't be locked into the rigors of a weekly release schedule, production will begin in January and, when it launches, it wi...

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Patreon's New Fee System

Dear Loyal Patrons!

If you haven't received it already, sometime today you should receive an email from Patreon explaining that the fees we've been charged for pledges since we launched are now being passed on to the supporters. They just informed us yesterday that they would be doing this for all Patreon creatros. I think their thought behind it is that since for every $5 pledge, we only end up seeing three dollars or so after Patreon fees and the IRS take their cut, this would give supporter...

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Escape Artist Reward #9 - Randolph the Great

It's our first character artwork outside of the main show! Introducing everyone's favorite counterfeit mage sylph rogue from Disorganized Play - Randolph the Great as played by Will Arnett! I've never had a character of mine drawn by a professional and I'm now spoiled for the rest of my life.

Remember, you earned the opportunity to see this exclusive artwork with your $10 and up monthly pledge, so help us keep it special by not sharing it on social media, the subreddit, anywhere! If we...

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Updates Coming Soon!

‪We have lots of long awaited updates coming after we get through PAX Unplugged. Thank you all for your continued support and patience as we gear up for an exciting 2018!!

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Patreon Map Update: November

How many new gaming groups are forming from this map? Let us know in the comments!

If you'd like to be included on our Patreon supporter map and don't see your name yet, just click on this link, fill out the form and we'll get you up there ASAP: goo.gl/forms/InbF3xZggg8q1KmD3

If you need your information changed or updated, just send us a message here on Patreon or leave it in the comments and...

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Deleted Scenes - Trouble in Tamran Chronicle Sheet

Here's a another behind the scenes bonus we recorded after we finished the second Pathfinder Society scenario of Disorganized Play.

How did this group of Pathfinders fare in their second mission together with their new buddy Arkonis?!? Were they able to complete all their tasks in an orderly fashion? Joe gives us the straight dope while filling out the PFS Chronicle Sheet.

See you again soon with more Disorganized Play! One more scenario until second level!

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Disorganized Play Episode 2 Part 4

The Pathfinders face off against the elusive woman with black and white hair - a martial artist of bestial ferocity. Will they all survive long enough to solve the mystery and complete their mission?!

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Escape Artist Reward #8 - Redcap Battle

We've been promising a big one for months and NOW you can see why it took so long! Here is the epic battle from Episode 100 that spawned one of the most beloved NPCs of all time - Razzmatazz. So many things going on in this one with our first look at Pembroke the Potent, Lorc in action with Gorum's Thorn, Fairaza in eagle form raining down fire, Orfas with Enlarge Person cast on him and, of course, Mr. Beary Connick Jr.

Remember, you earned the opportunity to see this exclusive artwork...

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Disorganized Play Episode 2 Part 3

The heroes are hot on the trail of whomever has been plotting against the Pathfinder Society in Tamran. After only two days of investigation, a meeting with an enigmatic smuggler will give them a chance to break the case wide open!

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Disorganized Play Episode 2 Part 2

An investigation into the mysterious events in Tamran has led the Pathfinders to a public market, where they've been publicly accused of being enemy spies. With the angry crowd pressing in, they must act fast to prevent a riot and avoid becoming enemies of the state!

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Disorganized Play Episode 2 Part 1

Special guest Erik Mona, the publisher of Pathfinder and Starfinder, creates a character and joins the team as Randolph the Great, Jane Low, and Tishpak Zababa Abzu Shamashh get their newest assignment: a clandestine investigation in Tamran, the capital city of Nirmathas.

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Disorganized Play is BACK this week!

After wayyyy too long, we are finally bringing back Disorganized Play starting this Wednesday! We recorded a humdinger of a Pathfinder Society Scenario yesterday with a very special guest - the publisher of Pathfinder and gaming legend Erik Mona!

Once we get our recording space, we'll be churning these out more regularly so thank you for your patience! Plus, once we hit $12,500, we will start recording a brand new Pathfinder Adventure Path with Skid as the GM!! It won't be a weekly release, bu...

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Escape Artist Reward #7 - Gelabrous Finn

I'm sorry to say that YET AGAIN we needed to postpone our epic battle scene because the coloring alone is so laborious. However, we thought it was well past time we visited everyone's favorite cleric of Desna, Gelabrous Finn. Here the butterfly boy is looking resplendent in Uskroth's Armor while wielding one of the most powerful magical items in all of Golarion. Say what you will about the former thrall, Gelabrous will always be known as both a lover (of celestial animals) and a fighter (of leve...

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Patreon Map Update: October

#GCPNation is sweeping...the nation?

If you'd like to be included on our Patreon supporter map and don't see your name yet, just click on this link and fill out the form: goo.gl/forms/InbF3xZggg8q1KmD3

If you need your information changed or updated, just send us a message here on Patreon and we'll fix it.

Thank you all for your continued support. I'm still waiting on pictures of all the...

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Patreon Map Update: September

Well hello dear bards! After yet another juicy month of new Patreon supporters, #GCPNation is still exploding across the globe!

If you'd like to be included on our Patreon supporter map and don't see your name yet, just click on this link and fill out the form: goo.gl/forms/InbF3xZggg8q1KmD3

If you need your information changed or updated, just send us a message here on Patreon and we'll fix i...

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Escape Artist Reward #6 - Barron

We had originally planned for a huge battle scene this month, but it's SO EPIC, it's going to take another month to finish. In the meantime, here's a long overdue depiction of everyone's favorite dwarf gunslinger/inquisitor Barron Redheart (or Ashpeak depending on who you ask.) With a smoking dragon pistol in one hand and clutching Hammer and Tongs in the other, Barron has never looked more badass. Don't leave town!

Remember, you earned the opportunity to see this exclusive artwork wit...

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Thank You!

Never did we dream, in all the time we spent planning this Patreon, that we would skyrocket past $10,000 in under six months! Now, because of your generosity, we will soon be bringing you THREE SHOWS per week on the Glass Cannon Network. We promise that we will work tirelessly to continue delivering the same quality entertainment you've grown to love from us over the past two and a half years. Even though this started in the small village of Trunau, and we're about to embark on ...

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