The Glass Cannon

Biography: Fah'raaj Etu Masa

“My child, we can no longer live as rats. We know too much.” -Nicodemus, The Secret of NIMH

What began as an instinctual yearning for what would generously be called junk, eventually became the cultural phenomenon that made the ratfolk of the Imbahiri Warrens world famous collectors. It began so long ago that few can even remember the first pieces of the first collections that rested in the cool tunnels beneath the scorching sands of the Meraz desert southeast of Sedeq. The ratfol...

Biography: Glabberclap T. Hardbucket

Descended from a long line of famous arsonist pyromaniacs, Glabberclap T. Hardbucket had a lot to live up to. Practically from the moment that he developed the fine motor skills needed to light a match, Glabberclap’s parents, Snodgrass and Ezekelberg Hardbucket, trained him in the ways of, you know, blowing stuff up. There was one problem: Glabberclap didn’t really have the talent for arson.

He put in the effort, spending hours and hours at work in his parents’ alchemist’s lab, but he ...

Biography: Sigmar Pedersen aka Siggy Seven-Ales

When you grow up in the Land of the Linnorm Kings, you pretty much have two options - do what your father did for a living and have a safe, quiet life or go off to try and win fortune and glory only to end up dead fighting other people's battles. For Sigmar Pedersen, by the time his story is written, there's a good chance he'll have done both. His mother was a hard woman, a farmer by trade and often the only woman in the fields, but she could swing a scythe with the best of them and any man that...

Escape Artist Reward #1!

What is the perfect way to kick off our first reward for the Escape Artist tier?! How about a glorified picture of your old pal Troy Lavallee high atop his ivory throne surrounded by his cats, a beer and his neon green d20!

Thanks to everyone who pledged at this tier and above for our opening month on Patreon. We are still blown away by all the support and we promise we will keep working hard to bring you the best show we can every week!

Remember, you earned the opportunity to see this e...

Escape Artist Reward #1!

What is the perfect way to kick off our first reward for the Escape Artist tier?! How about a glorified picture of your old pal Troy Lavallee high atop his ivory throne surrounded by his cats, a beer and his neon green d20!

Thanks to everyone who pledged at this tier and above for our opening month on Patreon. We are still blown away by all the support and we promise we will keep working hard to bring you the best show we can every week!

Remember, you earned the opportunity to see this e...

The Cast of GCP Live! is set!

Who's your favorite?!

Hoshi Rinka

Grant's Kitsune Cleric played by Domhnall Gleeson

Hoshi Rinka

Grant's Kitsune Cleric played by Domhnall Gleeson

Hoshi Rinka

Grant's Kitsune Cleric played by Domhnall Gleeson

Fah'raaj Etu Masa

Joe's Ratfolk Shaman played by Rami Malek

Fah'raaj Etu Masa

Joe's Ratfolk Shaman played by Rami Malek

Nicodemus the Viper

Joe's Ratfolk Shaman's Viper Companion played by Antonio Banderas

Fah'raaj Etu Masa

Joe's Ratfolk Shaman played by Rami Malek

Nicodemus the Viper

Joe's Ratfolk Shaman's Viper Companion played by Antonio Banderas

The Glass Cannon Patreon Update!

As we approach the end of our first insanely successful month on Patreon, we wanted to take a moment to answer some questions and give you some updates!

Inspire Courage

We are in the process of putting together a PATRONS page on our website and we will announce right here on our Patreon page when that launches.

Oops! I Crit My Pants!

Survey emails will be sent out the first week of April where donors at this level and above can send in their ...

Glabberclap T. Hardbucket

Matthew's Gnome Alchemist played by Peter Lorre

Glabberclap T. Hardbucket

Matthew's Gnome Alchemist played by Peter Lorre

Glabberclap T. Hardbucket

Matthew's Gnome Alchemist played by Peter Lorre

Sigmar Pedersen aka Siggy Seven-Ales

Troy's Human Fighter played by Joel Kinnaman

Sigmar Pedersen aka Siggy Seven-Ales

Troy's Human Fighter played by Joel Kinnaman

GCP Live! Character Sheets

Starting next Monday, we will be posting the Hero Lab sheets for the characters you voted on for GCP Live! - Troy's Human Fighter, Matthew's Gnome Alchemist, Joe's Ratfolk Shaman and Grant's Kitsune Cleric.

Be sure to tune in every day next week to see how these characters are shaping up and what actor has been cast to play each one!

Facebook Live: Roll Ability Scores for GCP Live!

The characters for the first ever GCP Live! are coming together! Don't miss our wild improptu rolling for ability scores video. And remember, GCP Live! will eventually be available for download for all patrons who pledge $5 and up per month!

Roll for Ability Scores!

The classes are picked for the first ever GCP Live! at The Geekery HQ on 4/15/17. Now it's time to ROLL FOR ABILITY SCORES!

This Sunday March 12th, around 10:45/11AM EST, we will be going live on Facebook to roll ability scores for Troy's Human Fighter, Matthew's Gnome Alchemist, Joe's Ratfolk Shaman and Grant's Kitsune Cleric.

Come say hello and watch as we agonize and rejoice over rolling four d6s, dropping the lowest roll, and hoping for the best! We'll do it seven times each and drop...

Choose Grant's Character Race for GCP Live!

Vote for which Pathfinder race Grant will play at the first ever GCP Live! on April 15th.

Choose Grant's Character Class for GCP Live!

This ridiculous party is almost complete. We have Troy's Human Fighter, Matthew's Gnome Alchemist and Joe's Ratfolk Shaman. Now you have the very important task of making the group complete by voting for which Pathfinder class Grant will play at the first ever GCP Live! on April 15th.

We have been offering cleric as an option for all four players, but feel free to leave us without a healer. Want to make a party of all squishy casters or create a group of literal glass cannons with no magic? It...

Choose Joe's Character Class for GCP Live!

We have Troy's Human Fighter and Matthew's Gnome Alchemist. Now you can start to round out the party by voting for which Pathfinder class Joe will play at the first ever GCP Live! on April 15th.

We have been offering cleric as an option for all four players, but feel free to leave us without a healer. Want to make a party of all squishy casters or create a group of literal glass cannons with no magic? It's up to you!

Choose Joe's Character Race for GCP Live!

Vote for which Pathfinder race Joe will play at the first ever GCP Live! on April 15th.

Choose Matthew's Character Race for GCP Live!

Vote for which Pathfinder race Matthew will play at the first ever GCP Live! on April 15th.

Choose Matthew's Character Class for GCP Live!

Vote for which Pathfinder class Matthew will play at the first ever GCP Live! on April 15th.

We are going to offer cleric as options for all four players, but feel free to leave us without a healer. Want to make a party of all squishy casters or create a group of literal glass cannons with no magic? It's up to you!

Choose Troy's Character Race for GCP Live!

Vote for which Pathfinder race Troy will play at the first ever GCP Live! on April 15th.