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A Line of Soft Princes - Ch. 10 - A Stitch in Time Saves Nine

Getting back to this series feels so good.  

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Bartem was staring into the mirror, red-faced and frustrated. “I look like a sausage.” An overfilled sausage, at that. “Isn’t there anything else I can wear? I can’t have tried on everything.”

Bartem’s valet, George, tried to hide a grimace. He had spent nearly two hours squeezing the prince in and out of clothes, trying to find something that would fit. To both of their chagrin, nothing had. George...

Kinktober Poll (Day 1-25): Which story or stories do you want to see rewritten?

Well, I found out the limit on the number of options you can include in a Patreon poll! It's 25, apparently. I'll run a second poll for days 26-30/31 as well.

You are able to vote for more than one option in this poll, so if there are multiple stories you want to see rewritten, go ahead and select as many as you like! The three stories with the most votes will get rewritten over the month of December. 

One thing that is super helpful for me as I figure out exactly how to rewo...

Kinktober Poll (Day 26-30/31): Which story or stories do you want to see rewritten?

Second half of the Kinktober poll since all the options wouldn't fit in one!

You are able to vote for more than one option in this poll, so if there are multiple stories you want to see rewritten, go ahead and select as many as you like! The three stories with the most votes will get rewritten over the month of December.

One thing that is super helpful for me as I figure out exactly how to rework these: commenting what you'd like to see changed in a given story! For example, if yo...

Kinktober Day 30 & 31: Costumes & Size Difference

Happy Halloween!

I combined these last two because I accidentally answered both prompts at once, and with them being right next to each other, it felt a little weird to put out two stories that would wind up being very similar back-to-back.

And with this, Kinktober 2021 is done! I hope all of you enjoyed it. Thanks for sticking with me through it. Counting some stuff I ended up cutting, I wrote a little over 47,000 words this month, which is kind of bonkers. 

If there w...

Kinktober Day 28: Belly Rubs

Clearly my brain is percolating some ideas for the next Line of Soft Princes installment. 

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Their nightly routine had begun simply enough. The young lordling had complained one night as he undressed for bed that he was feeling a little full after dinner, and his servant had tentatively offered relief.

“Have you a tincture for me? I don’t know if I’ll even be able to swallow it.”

“No, not a tincture. Just the use of my hands.”

The young lord wa...

Kinktober Day 27: Bottom-Heavy/Top-Heavy/Belly-Heavy

The "three female friends who all happen to have one of three specific body types and all get fatter" trope is one of those ones that creeps in everywhere, and it's rare that it ever feels old.

Also, I'm realizing I have no idea how to tag for fat butt-centric content. (Clearly I need to write more of it!) Patreon tags are more for organization so people can find stuff than anything else, so if anyone has a preferred tag for big asses, let me know.

Content note: There is some talk...

Kinktober Day 26: Holiday Gains

Obligatory Thanksgiving story ahoy! Sorry it is so late, Canadians, and sorry it is so early, Americans. 

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Two down, two to go, he told himself. How he had let himself get roped into five Thanksgivings, he did not know. But that was kind of how it went when you had divorced parents who remarried, sides of the family that refused to be within a mile of each other, and a partner with an equally complicated family structure.

The only blessing was that they were...

Kinktober Day 24: Bratty/Spoiled Feedee

Sarah-Anne liked things the way she liked them. Her home was kept just so, everything in its place, exactly where she wanted it. She once got her nails done three times in a week because the polish chipped and she couldn’t stand that her hands looked anything less than perfect.

Her perfectionism extended to every part of her life. When she’d been in school, she had often had “draft” versions of her own notes, which she then re-did with color-coding, meticulous art and charts, an...

Kinktober Day 23: Button-Popping/Outgrowing Clothes

It was Alex’s third date with Silver and his outfit choice had been all wrong. He knew he looked good, at least, but he was worried that wouldn’t be the case for long.

Alex had been spending time with Silver for a while, even before they started dating. They met via a Discord a mutual friend had set up, and progressed from talking privately to hanging out in person. They had a ton in common despite being very different people. Alex was down to earth and easygoing, while Silver was m...

Kinktober Day 22: Beer Belly

I went pretty literal with this prompt, so big content warning for alcoholism!

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“Another night, and what do I have to show for it?” Liza asked herself aloud, slurring a little. She was belly-up in bed, feeling dizzy and suspicious of every belch as it worked its way past her lips, half-certain the next one would make her puke.

She hiccupped and groaned as it jostled her belly, hands sliding up beneath it, pushing up her shirt. She was still half-dressed, having been t...

Kinktober Day 21: Fat Magical Creature

The Elf/Fae option won out in the poll for this particular prompt! Thanks to all of you who voted for the additional inspiration--it was really helpful.

Also was a little surprised to realize that I think this is only the... third? story with the "tiny woman eats regular sized food and gets huge" trope that I've written. And I somehow managed to make this one both science-y and magical! 

Once this is up, there are officially only 10 Kinktober stories left! It'll be back to bu...

Kinktober Day 20: Can't See the Scale

Content note: This opens up with a scene with a very mean woman humiliating her husband. That's not the core of this story—which does have a happy ending—but there is some name-calling and general nastiness to start with. Skip to the second set of triple asterisks to get to the soft bits if you'd like.

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He got up that morning and immediately felt something wrong in the air, like the pressure rising before a storm. He headed into the bathroom to shower and was immediately wa...

Kinktober Day 19: Pregnancy Weight Gain

Very much what it says on the tin.

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"Don’t forget the big thing of peanut butter and the bacon. Ooh, and if you see some of those peanut butter malt balls, get some? Like… a pound. Or two.”

It took all Martin’s willpower not to laugh. “Do you want the malt balls instead of the pickles, or…?”

“No, get everything. That’s why it’s all on the list.” Lana’s voice was testy, clearly irritated that Martin had questioned her.

“Of course. I’...

Kinktober Day 18: Weight Gain Wish

The sense of feeling not quite right in one’s body had dogged her from the time she’d understood that she had a body. She could never pinpoint why. When she tried to find the right words, nothing seemed to suit. Something was wrong in a way that felt bigger than she was able to comprehend or verbalize, even in her own thoughts.

She wasn’t sure why she felt such a pervasive sense of wrongness. She was beautiful according to the standards of the day. She moved through the world with...

Kinktober Day 17: Bottomless Stomach

Amma didn’t know whether to call it a blessing or a curse. These days, she leaned more toward calling it a blessing, but maybe that was just because it was her whole livelihood now.

See, from the moment she was born, Amma had been hungry. Her mother had ended up switching to bottle-feeding after just three days because baby Amma was so ravenous. She spent a lot of time in doctor’s offices as a kid, listening to doctors go over blood tests and X-rays and brain scans with her worried ...

Kinktober Day 16: Multiple Feeders/Feedees

Y'know, there are a decent number of feedism stories about harems of women getting fed, but not nearly enough about harems of female feeders. Clearly I had to do my part to change that.

Also, don't forget to vote in the poll for the Day 21 story! That story will most likely be written on the 19th, so you've got ~5 days to get your votes in.

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If you had asked any of the wives how their marriages...

Kinktober Day 15: Buffet

The worst part about doing this kind of writing is coming up with something like this, then being like "I want to go to there." A very specific kind of self-own.

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A good all-you-can-eat buffet understands its clientele. Top Notch Buffet (or its owner, at least) seemed to understand their niche well.

It was a Friday night, the busiest evening of the week by design. While Top Notch’s prices were low every other day of the week, a Friday seat cost nearly quadruple what it ...

What fantasy creature am I fattening up for prompt 21?

I have been looking ahead at the prompts for the rest of Kinktober, and the one that is really stumping me is day 21: Fat Magical Creature. Fantasy creature stories are a little outside my usual wheelhouse (unless we're talking witches or spooky goddesses), so I'm feeling a little stuck! That's where all of you come in. Help me decide what kind of creature I'm writing! 

Additional prompts are helpful for this, too. Do you want to see a carnivorous mermaid luring prey into her lair?...

Kinktober Day 14: Can't Get Up

I think this is the first story I've written with an enby protagonist? Definitely the first I've posted, at least.

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They were sure they could stand up. Absolutely positive. They had done this hundreds of times, from this exact couch. It is a simple enough thing, standing up. Just have to get your legs underneath you.

Somehow, Mal found that easier said than done. They tried to think about the mechanics of it. It had become increasingly difficult for them to stand up over ...

Kinktober Day 13: Magical Weight Gain

I feel like soft, gentle feedism stories are very on brand for me, but this might be the softest, gentlest feedism story I've ever written. 

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She was not the wand-waving sort of witch. She did have a cauldron, but it was small, and more for ceremonial purposes than for actually brewing anything. She was no less powerful for this.

Despite the strength of her magic, she rarely used it to do more than connect with the land. She had nothing to use her power for, no stron...

Kinktober Day 12: Eating Contest/Weight Gain Bet

do I know anything about Greek Life? absolutely not, my apologies to any of you who actually pledged. 

but did I somehow find an excuse to use the term "mommy milkers" in this story? you bet your ass I did.

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“C’mon, Ev, you can get one more down,” Jason encouraged.

Evan only groaned in response.

“They’re gonna beat us if you don’t get it together. Eat.”

Evan opened his mouth, looking green around the gills. Jason shoved a forkful of pi...

Kinktober Day 11: Trapped By Bad Weather

Do I love a guy getting fat in a snowstorm? Apparently, because this is now at least the second story about this exact situation that I've written.

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When he’d driven up to the cabin hoping for some peace and quiet, he hadn’t expected this much peace and quiet.

Daniel was going on two months of being snowed in, and from what little he could make out from spotty radio broadcasts, it ...

Kinktober Day 9: Can't Reach

It took a while for her to acknowledge that she might’ve gotten too fat for her own good.

The first sign, which she dutifully ignored, was having trouble reaching up into some of the higher cabinets in her kitchen. In the past, that was where she’d stored things she didn’t need to use very often, but were still handy to have. In the past, she’d been able to get up on her tip-toes and just barely reach. But that was before. Now, her belly pressed into the counter, pushing her bac...

Kinktober Day 10: Denial

We can have a little gentle femdom, as a treat.

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“You want more, don’t you?” she asked, pulling the tube out of her lover’s mouth. He gasped and nodded, licking the last of the thick shake she’d funneled down his throat from his lips. She had him handcuffed to one of their bedposts. He wore nothing but a white t-shirt that had barely fit when they’d started that afternoon and was now riding halfway up the orb of his gut.

“I don’t know if I should…” She...

Kinktober Day 8: Weight Gain on the Job

I wanted to write something that wasn't the usual someone-gets-fat-sitting-at-a-desk deal. Wasn't sure what I'd write until I remembered one of the funniest fucking things a coworker has ever said to me, and of course it's only something I personally would think was hilarious because I am a specific type of weirdo. So now you all get to laugh with me, because as I am sure we all know, with the right attitude, there is no job you can't gain weight doing!

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“Dude, it’s serious...

Kinktober Day 7: Stuck

Charlotte didn’t know if her roommate would ever get up again. “C’mon, it’s not funny!” she whined.

Her roommate was still sitting on the floor, laughing so hard she could barely make a sound.

“Zora, I mean it, I need help!”

“Just—give me—give me a second!” she said before taking another look at Charlotte and breaking down into gasping laughter again. As Charlotte stared at her, thick arms crossed and a heavy frown on her fat face, Zora finally composed...

Kinktober Day 6: Mutual Gaining

I cheated a little bit on this one since I've had it written for a couple years. It wasn't quite polished enough to share before, but it was a perfect fit for the Day 6 prompt, so I figured it was as good a time as any for edits! 

This one is pretty short and sweet, and no gender is given for either character. 

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“You’re dangerous,” you said, breathless. You leaned back in your chair, letting your stomach swell outward. It groaned and gurgled as it churned ...

Kinktober Day 5: Embarrassment/Humiliation

I knew it was happening, even before I heard the sound. Had expected it for days.

I had not expected that it would happen in public.

My girlfriend was talking a little too loud, just enough to make people turn to look at us curiously, just enough to push past the limits of my comfort zone. “C’mon, piglet, I’m still waiting for you to finish your food.” There were two plastic trays stacked on top of each other, piled with the detritus from that afternoon’s foreplay. I was...

Kinktober Day 4: Kidnapped

I started writing something that would probably have suited this prompt better, but after a few false starts, I ended up with this. I've always loved a good carnivorous planet/island story.

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They had memories of a shipwreck. That was all that connected them. The five of them had woken up on a beach none of them had ever seen before, surrounded by a group of people they had never met and did not remember. They had kept to the beach that day, sitting in a loose circle and trying ...

Kinktober Day 3: Gym/Diet Failure

Prompt fill for day 3 of Kinktober: Gym/Diet Failure! This is always a fun trope to read, and something that's made it into my work before. I think this is also the first story I've written that acknowledged the pandemic?? I have somehow managed to studiously avoid including it any fiction for *checks notes* almost exactly a year and a half since my city went into lockdown! But it felt perfect for this theme. Enjoy!

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Maybe it was silly, but she’d really bought into the whole ...