“This is a stupid punishment and I hate it.” I may have said that. Accounts differ. I don’t recall, or at least that’s what I’ll say if called to testify.
“Too bad,” Mary said. That much, I recall. “Up you go.”
“But ... urgh!”
“Little girl, I’m not the one who left a wet diaper on the bathroom floor, so don’t get mad at me.”
I was coming back for it! I just got distracted after my shower. It was there for maybe twenty minutes, not ev...
2021-04-28 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
All characters are 18+
____________________
Nikki's roommate is tired of finding wet panties in the laundry. Nikki is an adult, and if she's not going to deal with her problem, then her roommate will.
2021-04-27 00:21:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I had so much fun interviewing one of my favorite ageplay spanking authors, Clarine Klein. check out her work at clarineklein.com. Her work is ... stimulating.
2021-04-26 19:56:18 +0000 UTC View PostAll characters are 18+
_____________________
There never seems to be an end to the dishes needing to be done or laundry needing to be washed under lockdown in a pandemic. How just the two of them could generate so much laundry when they weren’t going anywhere … though most of it was Nikki’s. She always was a clothes horse. Kim emptied the hamper into the laundry basket and carried it downstairs to the laundry room. It’s not that Nikki woul...
2021-04-26 03:07:49 +0000 UTC View Post
I interview KawaiiOmo, ABDL artist and all around awesome person to talk to.
2021-04-26 03:05:39 +0000 UTC View Post
I interviewed Miss Jenn Davis, the voice behind my audio stories, professional disciplinarian, and content creator.
2021-04-26 03:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I had an awesome conversation with DiaperPerv about ABDL, general kink, and what it's like to run an ABDL nursery.
2021-04-26 03:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The sitters, and the AdultBabies they sit, are 18 years of age or older.
2021-04-26 02:43:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe next day, Mary made me eat breakfast with no pants on. She claims my butt needs to air out if I’m going to insist on wearing diapers to bed, which, if you ask me and I did ask me and here’s what I think, is about as funny as her spanking my butt while going, “Why ya spankin’ yourself? Why ya spankin’ yourself?” Not that she ever did that. I’m just supposed to be all naïve and accept that she’s thinking about my wellbeing and has no ulterior motive when she sits down in a ...
2021-04-24 18:35:22 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re never gonna believe this, but I got in major trouble for (almost) no reason (at least three reasons) at all. I was minding my own business, when all of a sudden, “Ow ow ow ow!” I exclaimed as I rose from the sofa. I don’t know if Mary noticed but that was my ear she was pulling.
“Where is it,” she asked. I made a quick mental inventory of our respective armaments. Me: pajama bottoms (my favorite silk ones Mary got me) and one free ear. Mary: the round paddle (gulp), m...
2021-04-24 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostSWAT. “Stop fidgeting, Daffy.”
Okay, what the crapping crud? “Urg! You don’t get to spank me for fidgeting. I can fidget if I want.”
“Excuse me, Ms. Sass Bottom, do you need a real spanking?”
“Buh ... no ... but I ... hmmph.”
“Alright. Let’s just nip this in the bud. Stand up.”
“But I said I don’t need a spanking!”
“Are you gonna get up?”
“Urgh. Fine.”
“You’ve just had a serious case of bratitude all day...
2021-04-22 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post“What’s up, buttercup,” this incredible amazon of a she–mistress said to me when she emerged from her home office. I don’t know why, but something about her when she came out just made me remember how … and then I noticed she put on heels for the first time in seven months. When I put on heels, it’s a prelude to me looking like newborn springbok until I either fall down or take them off and carry them around all evening trying to pass myself off as so confident and sophisticated...
2021-04-21 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOne of those basic kindness things that pretty much every parent has to learn is that sometime in the early years, your kid figures out you’re talking about them. Your clueless parents don’t seem to think it matters if they talk about their kid in front of the kid, and your good parents learn to mostly stop doing it when the kid is right there.
Your asshole parents do it deliberately to embarrass the kid. Which is not to say that Mary is an asshole, but that she does know exactly wh...
2021-04-19 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post“Daphne, please take the medicine.”
“I don’t really want to,” I said while laying across the bed. You know how when you’re trying to help someone and they’re not letting you, you still really want to help them but also shake some sense into them? That was Mary, standing over me.
“Your doctor wrote the prescription for you for a reason,” she reasoned.
“I know. It’s just ... I’d rather it was just for emergencies.” Anti–anxiety medication. Sure, I...
2021-04-17 10:32:26 +0000 UTC View PostKnow what Mary needs? A reminder. She always says I need reminder and generally starts a whole lot of sentences with “what you need is...” And we all know how she finishes those sentences. Well, nerts to that.
Mary needs a reminder of the pre–we’re–gonna–ageplay–and–not–acknowledge–it–for–two–years me. Which is to say a reminder that I’m not just adorable, as the whole damn world likes to remind me constantly, but hot AF. Not movie–star–hot–AF, but in a...
2021-04-14 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMary gets frisky after having a migraine. A couple days after the aftershocks pass and she can move her head quickly without feeling like her brain is bouncing off the inside of her skull, and she gets rather solicitous, wanting to thank me for tending to her so delicately. And what else would I do? She’s my Mary, and it’s my job to take care of her. I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s a role reversal. It’s just a marriage.
Solicitous in what way, you ask? In the best way, of ...
2021-04-13 13:17:15 +0000 UTC View PostDammit. No, you can handle this. But ... dammit! Wake up. Wake up! Wake up and feel better!
Or rewind. Mary had a migraine, so Mary took a pill for it, closed the blinds, and got in bed. If being in her general proximity would make her feel better, I’d have been in bed beside her being all friendly and supportive. That would only make her feel worse though, so instead I was in the hallway trying to decide what to do.
So what is it I needed to accomplish? Well, I had to ...
2021-04-12 01:20:40 +0000 UTC View PostI think this may mark the end of the newlywed phase, and I’m gonna apologize right now for the TMI, but this is my diary and posterity needs to know these things to understand how things went down and not just get the lopsided view of The Punisher.
So sorry to be crass, but we all know that relationships follow a particular arc: there’s the phase when you’d explode before farting in front of your significant other, followed by the phase when you’re finally comfortable enough aro...
2021-04-10 13:12:16 +0000 UTC View Post“Mary, I really don’t wanna.”
“You are so forgetful,” she said back to me.
“What’d I forget?”
“That the no–strikes rule is in effect, and clearly it needs to be if you’re going to have such a hard time following instructions. It must be my fault for letting things get so out of hand.” Boy, she can lay it on thick sometimes.
“I am not out of hand. That is such a mom guilt trip thing to say.” I said that fully expecting to be flipped onto my t...
2021-04-08 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Every dollar I make on the first volume of Mary and Daphne stories between today and May 5 will go to fight the discriminatory anti-trans law passed in Arkansas today.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08Y84SH6Z?ref_=dbs_m_mng_wim_calw_tkin_0&storeType=ebooks
2021-04-07 00:55:45 +0000 UTC View PostLike I needed an audience. Not that it was her fault. It was Mary’s fault. We have a clothes dryer that works just fine. Having to put up a clothesline in the backyard to dry those stupid, idiotic, asinine, craptastic, fuck–my–life cloth diapers Mary got as punishment diapers is just bullshit. It’s an extra chore for an extra punishment, and Miss Mary I’m–So–Great will deny it was also meant to embarrass me in the off chance someone saw but that’s exactly what she was hoping. ...
2021-04-06 00:54:12 +0000 UTC View PostMary and I haven’t exactly gotten along today, and that’s never what you want on Easter. The problem is that I am indisputably right, and I wish Mary would stop disputing me. It began between the shower and zoom church, when Mary got an Easter “outfit” ready for me.
“Mary, I’d rather not,” I said very politely. I’m very polite, in case you haven’t noticed (and shame on you because I’m told I’m very noticeable in a look-at-that-dork way).
“O, c’mon. It has...
2021-04-04 23:09:06 +0000 UTC View PostI had a streak! Not that it’s anything to be proud of because, I am, after all, an adult and not a little kid who has so much trouble staying out of trouble that not getting in trouble for two whole weeks is cause for celebration. But I’m proud just the same.
Two whole weeks without so much as a timeout. Sure, I collected a spare swat here and there and more than a couple warnings, but I needed warnings only because I’m a good girl who makes good choices. Mary says so. Of course s...
2021-03-31 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I think Mary plays the straight woman to my madcap antics. And anytime I get to thinking that way, it’s like she somehow knows and makes a grand gesture to remind me there is nothing, at all, straight about my wife.
“Wuh,” was my clever response as she nudged me awake. “What time is it?”
“Time to get up.”
“It’s Sunday. Lemme subuhhmm ssss....”
“No, honey, it’s time to get up.”
THWOCK!!!
That’s the sound of a big swat on...
2021-03-27 14:42:05 +0000 UTC View PostJane and I, and Mary, had a good time after our nap (or Jane’s nap, Mary’s finishing up work, and my creeping around the bedroom with a sharpie in hand and ‘DIAPER BUTT’ on my diapered butt). I think Mary had an especially good time playing the big to Jane’s very willing little, and Jane easily slid up and down her fake age range from toddler to adult as suited her in the moment.
I honestly don’t get it, the whole regression thing where she can just shut off the adult part o...
2021-03-26 13:47:57 +0000 UTC View PostYou can convince yourself that almost anything is permissible in the pursuit of justice. If my trap didn’t work, I’d just have to activate Plan B: entrapment.
Entrapment may be illegal in a court of law, but in a court of kinky domestic discipline, pretty much everything is admissible. Nor was this cost free for me. I fully expected to find myself over Mary’s knee alongside Jane but figured it would be worth it. Really, this was an even simpler plan. All I had to do was pick a fig...
2021-03-24 01:34:39 +0000 UTC View PostIn retrospect, it felt like all of quarantine had been building to that day: Jane was coming over. I hadn’t seen Jane in person since the pool party at Brenna’s where she and Tommy got me in so much trouble. Sure, a jury of not–my–peers might say I’m the one who pushed Tommy in the pool (but I only poked the wimp). And, sure, witnesses for the not–my–people would say Jane tattling on me for making fun of her – which I was not and she was just being a brat – may have cost me ...
2021-03-19 00:16:04 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been told sometimes I push things a little too far. A touch. A tad. A teeny, tiny bit, allegedly. I dispute this notion. It’s not that I push too far but that others don’t back up enough. I need space to shine. And I didn’t really push anything, contrary to what Mary says. A philosopher will tell you that a “thing” is defined by its “thingness,” a terrible standard that’s still better than Mary’s definition of “a thing is whatever I decide it is, Miss Sassbottom.”...
2021-03-13 22:12:32 +0000 UTC View PostWell, I did post, but not a full chapter.
If you follow me on other channels, you know that a family member passed this week, on top of which my day job has been very difficult lately.
I'm hoping to snap out of it and post at least twice next week. I'll be putting up a new chapter in a moment, and I'll be working on some other new material tomorrow.
2021-03-13 04:15:40 +0000 UTC View Post