A/N: This is a backpost of a chapter that I was missing
Chapter 14: Take Me to Church
“She only eats when you’re here,” Rias said.
I frowned. “Only?”
“Mmhm.” Rias sighed, idly flicking through a copy of The Art of War that Mittelt had thrown at her the other day. “Can you believe that Mittelt said that this book was ‘written for idiot nobles playing at war, just like you’? I feel attacked.”
I waited...
2025-05-01 03:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: When the people cried out for a reaction chapter, I delivered
Epilogue 2: The Girl Who Killed a God
“You should be careful, Rias.”
She blinked, looking over at her big brother. Right now, he was definitely Sirzech Lucifer instead of Sirzech-niichan. It was a side of him Rias rarely saw. He was even seated behind his massive oak desk in his study. The blinds were open, revealing the sprawling Gremory estate beyond.
“What do y...
2025-04-29 23:47:50 +0000 UTC View PostThis Monday I will post the final epilogue chapter of Non Serviam. Thank you all for reading and enjoying this story, I'm excited to finish it, and even more excited to see what you, my community, wants me to focus on finishing next
This is a poll for all Superb Delegates to vote on which of my Ten Times stories I'll focus on completing! As a member of the Superb Delegate tier, your vote in this poll counts twice.
Let me know in the comments if you prefer this method (finishing on...
2025-04-26 01:35:28 +0000 UTC View PostEpilogue 1: To Rule in Hell
She awoke slowly, as if the waking world did not wish to intrude upon her dreamless sleep.
A softness surrounded her: soft light, streaming in through softly tinted glass, soft cushions, beneath her head, soft birdsong pulling gently at the edge of her awareness. And a face, sharp and hard, but with soft, dark eyes, like pools of water beneath shadowed boughs.
Asia smiled. “Is this…Heaven?”
Taylor’s face flattened. ...
2025-04-15 04:25:57 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 6: Hairy Situations
Not even Sandy Claws could keep the press of the world at bay.
The next morning after I celebrated “Generic Winter Holiday” with Penny’s new friends, I found Yang leaning against the wall of our borrowed dorm in Beacon academy. The dorms themselves filled an entire wing of Beacon’s sweeping campus, with windows looking over the sculpted grounds on one side, and the Emerald Forest on the other.
Yang Xiao-Long, blonde, brigh...
2025-04-08 04:09:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 24: The Book of Revelations
The world stood upon the edge of a blade.
A spear rested above my face, half covering my eyes and promising death the next time I tried to move. Beyond that, Asia bargained for my life with a smirking Diodora. The buildings reached up towards the sky, completing a frame of glass and steel, and the air tasted thick with iron.
I trembled, shards of metal in my gut digging into exposed flesh. I’d been greedy, trying to save...
2025-03-31 23:10:41 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 2
“Lovely.” I picked up the small bouquet. “Freshly cut?”
“O-oh!” The stall keeper jolted. “Lady Bonanus! A-and Lord Alatus! It’s an honor.”
I smiled. “Please, do not trouble yourself on our account.” As much as I grumbled about not being a people person, I’d been in this world for thousands of years now. If I didn’t know how to calm the mortals of Liyue Harbor, I’d never get anything done. “The flowers?”
“Yes!...
2025-03-25 02:53:12 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Still working on the next chapter of Non Serviam, here's a little pallet cleanser
Chapter 1: It Starts With a Bang
I smashed the glass case with a rock and the alarms started to blare.
“Stupid spy movie alarms.” I hit the case again. “Red spinning lights, sirens, what are you even for?”
The alarms didn’t answer.
For my part, I brushed away the rest of the glass to finally get at prospective power up number 42. Yep, you hea...
2025-03-16 23:34:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 23: The Valley of the Shadow of Death
The wind rushed through Asia’s hair.
She pressed her face into Mittelt’s neck, entire body clenched tight. Her legs dangled in the air beneath her, flailing uselessly as Mittelt carried her away from Taylor. She couldn’t even find the strength to ask where they were going, or why they had fled.
If God had wanted humans to fly, he would have made them with wings.
“Tch.” Mittelt shifted, causing Asi...
2025-02-24 17:52:20 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 22: Judgement Day
In truth, I grew complacent.
“È un piascè conoscerti,” Mittelt said. A pleasure to meet you.
I furrowed my brow and gave the response I’d been taught my best try: “Ey un pyasher conoshertee, ahn—anche. Mio nom ey Taylor”
“Ah, no!” Mittelt threw up her hands. “Sembra ghe di sia ingoiata la lingua!”
It turned out that Devils could also ‘forget’ how to speak every language. Just another tr...
2025-02-18 01:45:32 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 21: Make Disciples of All Nations
Akeno was weird after our spar.
“There.” I tucked the finished braid behind Asia’s ear. “How does that look?”
Asia turned towards the mirror, twisting back and forth to look at her new school uniform. She’d been excited to go to school, any apprehension wiped away by the knowledge that I’d be there as her translator. That hadn’t stopped her from ‘demanding’ I braid her hair.
She took such sm...
2025-02-13 03:43:40 +0000 UTC View PostAN: This chapter was beta read by SheepDodger
Chapter 20: The Lightning and The Thunder [2]
“The fight shall continue until one side yields or would be unable to continue at my sole discretion,” Lady Grayfia Lucifuge said. “Are both parties ready to begin?”
Akeno nodded. “I am ready, Lady Grayfia.”
Akeno had her reasons for arranging this little spar, and not all of them personal. Were Akeno driven by mere hatred, she would...
2025-02-03 23:29:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 19: The Lightning and The Thunder [1]
“It’s so nice to have everyone over again!”
Akeno allowed herself a smile at her king’s exuberance. “Did you miss your ancestral seat so much, prez?”
“I love home.” Rias waved her hands. “But mostly it was the club room was getting a little cramped, don’t you think? I should have it expanded.”
That Girl laughed. “Just turn the whole building into your personal club house. No one else...
2025-01-21 01:10:12 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 18: Heard on High
“You know, boss…” Mittelt leaned against my arm. “I did intimate that you were a pansy, but this new fire of yours is…”
I held in a sigh.
The two of us sat on a slim bench topped with white faux marble. Asia was in the changing room, door closed. Letticia stood outside the hallway in the boutique, where she maintained a simple bit of hypnosis that convinced people that they didn’t need to see the clothes on themselves ...
2025-01-13 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 17: Your Guardian Angel
“I need your help,” I said.
Mittelt’s gaze tracked to my right, before a smirk broke across her face. “My help.”
At my side, Rias pouted audibly. “Mouu! Taylor!” She stomped a foot. “Just because I didn’t agree with you doesn’t mean I won’t help.”
“Of course,” I replied.
After Riser and Diodora had left, I’d immediately spoken with Rias. Diodora Astaroth and the nun at his bac...
2024-12-24 19:38:17 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: This chapter was beta read by ThatOneSunGod!
My usual beta is sick, but I wanted to get out a second chapter for this Generic Winter Holiday!
Chapter 16: Council of Demons
I didn’t recognize the new arrivals.
That only meant none of them were part of the Gremory household staff like Letty or the other maids. Rias, for her part, seemed surprised at the four demons in her club room, but not worried. I stepped to the side, putting my ...
2024-12-15 17:25:55 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: This chapter was Beta’s by Dai!
My usual beta is sick, so please wish them a swift recovery over the Generic Winter Holidays!
And yes, This Is Canon
Chapter Five: Happy Generic Winter Holiday
The next day, Penny and I were ambushed in the Beacon dorms.
I’d let my guard down, they came in on all sides, dressed in red and carrying—
I caught Ruby’s wrist, looking down at the wrapp...
2024-12-15 17:19:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis chapter was commissioned by Everdusk
Chapter 4: Opens Minds
My metal arm bucked with each shot.
The gun was part of my prosthetic, and so it lacked a trigger. Instead, I gave a mental ‘pull’, which added its own complications to the process that I still had to work through.
I’d rarely gone to shooting ranges before I’d been shot in the head. Bees taught me most of what I needed to know about guns, and my Passenger corrected all the little ...
2024-12-08 18:38:10 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 3: Brilliant Lights
Ozpin preferred boring Vytal festivals.
“And that is when Roman Torchwick and his unnamed accomplice absconded?” he asked.
In front of him, Taylor Steele nodded. “After that, the rest of…team RWBY, right? Returned to Beacon with me on the bullhead transport while the Atlas security forces secured the remains of the Paladin for transport.”
Unfortunately, this festival looked too interesting already.
Ozpin cove...
2024-12-01 18:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a backpost of the first chapter of Replaceable Parts.
Chapter 1: This Will Be the Day
I found her right after she stopped a truck with her bare hands.
"Sorry about that." I knocked on the driver's side door, metal cl...
This chapter was commissioned by LazyMinx
Chapter Two: The Dark Returns
Smoke on the horizon, almost fading into the sky as day turned to night. And here I was, with my adopted sister Penny and a trainee huntress from Beacon.
... 2024-11-24 22:11:49 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Just trying to achieve that platonic ratio of middle school girls talking to high voltage mind power battles present in the original anime.
To catch up use this link I will be adding Chaos theory to my patreon collections so its easier to read here this week.
Chapter was commissioned by B...
2024-11-11 15:56:37 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: This chapter was commissioned by ToxinVictoria!
I had to manually space all of the indents because of Patreon's text editor, please appreciate me.
Chapter 4: Action Bias
>So.
>How do you feel about your little escapade against the Empire now?
I stared at the text, fingers tight around the phone.
How did she get this number? Grue had suggested that the last member of the Undersiders was a thinker, and this a...
2024-11-02 22:45:19 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 3: Misattributed Identity Syndrome
I didn’t expect to start Tuesday by asking my dad for a dog.
“He’s really well behaved,” I said. “And weren’t you saying I should be safer? What’s safer than having a big dog?”
Danny rubbed his eyes beneath his glasses. “A dog.”
“He’s a rescue, from the shelter my friend works at.” That wasn’t even a lie. The dog I’d saved from Hookwolf’s fighting ring was definitely a rescue, a...
2024-10-24 03:46:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis chapter was commissioned by ToxinVictoria!
Let me tell you, doing forum formatting on Patreon is a huge pain, but I hope everyone enjoys the chapter!
Chapter 2: Skinhead Rats
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2024-10-07 16:45:34 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: New story, so let me know what you think! Not a crossover this time. You know, I don't think I've ever written a non-crossover Worm fic before, so we'll see how this one goes.
Controlling Interest
Commissioned by Toxinvictoria
Chapter 1: Pavlov’s Dogs
I jabbed the room number on the callbox before tucking my hands back into the pouch of my hoodie. The dial tone sputtered out from the old speaker, and I pr...
2024-09-28 18:54:40 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 15: The Meaning of Strength
My fists pound the heavy bag with sharp cracks.
I’d become strong enough now to send it swinging, chain jerking in the air. With magic, I could make the bag touch the ceiling, even though it was heavier than any one I’d used in life. With a thought, I did just that, focusing on my demonic power and twisting it into a familiar pattern of brute strength.
I slammed a blow into the heavy bag. It flew off my fist i...
2024-09-23 01:28:45 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 14: Three Treasons, One Grace
“That is all the more reason she should be allowed to defend herself,” Obi-Wan said. “We are not Republic Magistrates, to pass sentence in absentia!”
Anakin, at least, looked as though he agreed with Obi-Wan. He didn’t seem eager to speak against Qui-Gon and Dooku; however, and that was a state that Obi-Wan could well recall. This was far from the first time Obi-Wan had disagreed with his own master, but it was the f...
2024-09-16 01:27:24 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 13: Dark Knights
So often, Obi-Wan felt the galaxy spin past with a rapidity that turned even the familiar strange.
Yesterday, it came in Master Yoda asking for Obi-Wan’s opinion on the eldest creche members, if there were any he had considered taking as a Padawan. The conversation had lodged viscerally in his throat, thick with recollection of his own time as a youngling, before Qui-Gon had chosen him. He’d stood there, amidst t...
2024-09-08 17:32:19 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 12: Gem of the Sands
“Spacious enough for you?” Anakin asked.
“It’s so big.” Schel stretched her arms out like she was trying to touch both walls of her quarters. “How many am I sharing with?”
“Nobody,” Anakin replied. “This is all yours for the rest of the trip.”
It was a standard cabin. Anakin had just flagged down a quartermaster once he’d heard that Schel’s ship had already left the system. She didn’t seem too br...
2024-08-26 22:51:45 +0000 UTC View Post