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A Guide To Sexting

Thanks to a request from one of you lovely Patreonites.


Here you go:

... there’s a boom in the sexting industry, which is difficult.

There’s some very specific rules that sexting needs to comply with, which is not particularly good for people who aren’t comfortable expressing intimate feelings ie. everyone in England, all Protestants, most Catholics, many men, some women and a proportion of non-binary people.

So I have a list of tips for people who ...

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I’ll be on instagram live in half an hour.

If you miss it, it should stay in my stories for 24 hours.

Instagram handle is @aliterative

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New Tea With Alice is up! Twincast with Dr Henry Fraser

Two parter crossover with The Man-Mum Podcast. Second part on Henry's feed here: https://feed.podbean.com/henrylfraser/feed.xml

This was recorded in the early days of the coronavirus, but we don't talk about it. So if you want some content that isn't to do with the burgeoning collapse of stuff, this is it. 

We talk about free expression and why Henry doesn'...

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Silly little draft of a song

I’ll figure out the melody and more punchlines later, maybe. But here’s a very first rough/improv idea that might be the beginning of a series of “Songs To Wash Your Hands To”

This is in answer to the people who asked for more “behind the curtain” process stuff.

For full behind the curtain, I picked up my banjo as a break from/procrastination away from urgently writing jokes for The Last Post recording that’s in about three hours.


For those of you ...

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Back in Australia

Hallo friends! I have landed, had a shower, had half a glass of the deliciously home-tasting Sydney tap-water - I feel strongly I could pick Sydney tap-water out in a blind taste test.

Yes. I’m back in Australia for the next few weeks (months? Years?). Given that I won’t be doing any live work, I brought my lighting rig and tripod so I can do lot of online things. But not today. Today is for staring vaguely into the middle distance.

This is a picture of the place I’m quara...

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Perth and Sydney Comedy Festivals are cancelled.

This is hardly a surprise, by now. But if you had tickets to come or planned to buy some, I’m sorry.

Currently figuring out things I can do from home (and am open to suggestions), starting with doing a livestream and running my solo show, or a chat show (or a show of some kind) in the time slots I had scheduled for the festivals. Tossing up between twitch, instagram live, YouTube and others for that.

Obviously Savage will be coming out on Amaz...

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New Tea With Alice: Charlie George

I sat with dancer, theatre maker, ex-cult-member and new comedian Charlie George about bodies, sex education, false binaries and heritage. 

A lovely chat and podcast with an excellent mind:

Here you go: http://apple.co/2oyL7Vy 

Non- itunes listeners can catch it her...

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MICF is cancelled

So, today I have 6x eps of the last post and one Bugle to record. Also, I’m meant to be previewing my new show Chronos at the Glasgow Comedy festival. So of course I woke up this morning to find out that Melbourne has been cancelled.

I have no idea what I’m supposed to do. I just chatted with Laura Davis on video chat. She’s distraught, in Perth (the worst). What are all the artists going to do? All my friends and colleagues and enemies?

Do I fly back to Australia? Do I go...

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GIGS PAGE UPDATED

If you would like to buy tickets I've actually updated my gigs page here at alicefraser.com

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A new special thing for Patreonites.

Hallo! I have been thinking about how frustrating AMAs are for me a little bit - when I’ve done them on Instagram I find myself stumped by a lot of the questions. It’s not the fault of the people asking questions so much as I think it’s a choice paralysis thing.

The problem

When presented with the option of asking any question people ask things like “what’s your favourite song” or “what’s your favourite book”, neither of which I have go...

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New Tea With Alice: Laura Davis

Laura's one of my favourite people in the world, and also one of my favourite guests. Listen to this episode as we sit in my flat in London drinking tea and water, eating doughnuts and talking about life, travel, home and work.

Here you go: http://apple.co/2oyL7Vy 

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New Tea With Alice Episode: Dr Henry Fraser Crossover ep

Alice's twin, Dr Henry Fraser in the first of a two part crossover episode with his podcast The Man Mum Podcast. Listen to the first half here, go download the second half on his feed where it starts to get messy. 

In this episode we talk about censorship and the structure of conversation and have some interesting disagreements.  I love having Henry on, and I hope you enjoy listening to the episode as much as I enjoyed recording it. I particularly enjoyed his end, where you ge...

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New Tea With Alice: Aaron Simmonds

World champion powerlifter and comedian, Aaron Simmonds sits with me in my flat in London over a Hot Ribena (!) and talks international sporting achievement, the ups and downs of the nickname 'hot-wheels', pride and being able to queue jump in his wheelchair. 

Here you go: http://apple.co/2oyL7Vy 

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Brains trust! [plus set list]

‪Doing a fancy showcase tonight after a couple of months off doing regular short Standup sets. It’ll be an 8 minute set.

I am the opposite of match fit and I can’t remember what’s good about me as an act. You know my stuff, i assume.

What jokes do I tell that you like? Not songs - I’ll likely do the sexy feminist song to close, but it’s TV bookers so I don’t want to come across as “the musical act” by having the 8 minute set be dominated by songs.


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New Episode of ManMum Podcast

Hallo! If you’re missing Tea With Alice this week, remember my twin, Dr Henry Fraser has a podcast, also available on YouTube, and there’s a new ep out.

Subscribe on iTunes here

https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/man-mum/id1488917481

Or look it up on whatever podcatcher you use

Or watch it on YouTube Here:

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Tea With Alice Delayed This Week

I’m down this week paying the tax on “having a body” and haven’t been able to do much more than sleep and try to keep down water. Won’t be coming out with a tea with alice this week. All apologies. The Last Post is still coming out daily, because it’s recorded in an alternate universe, which is handy if you’re missing my voice in your ears. Should be back in order by Sunday and back on the wagon.

Feeling like my general smug attitude to “I never get sick” has taken a ...

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New Tea With Alice: Alison Spittle

This week's episode is with the brilliant Alison Spittle, Irish playwright, tv writer and comedian talks about giving up on cancel culture, the utility of rage and how unusual it is to have a proper discussion with someone you agree with these days.

Here you go: http://apple.co/2oyL7Vy 

Non- itunes listeners can c...

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Audiences and Sweethearts

Hallo! Currently muddling through figuring out the balance of my work for the year - The Last Post is well and truly launched, and I’m figuring out the balance of fiction, fact, satire, structure, long form news arcs, guests, tone, rhythm and pace... it’s a fascinating enterprise and I love the pressure to deliver an enormous amount of content. I feel like it’ll become more consistently good as the year goes on, and I’m hoping we don’t misstep badly enough early to alienate all the ...

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New Tea With Alice: Kate Smurthwaite

HAPPY NEW YEAR! This week's episode is with Kate Smurthwaite, comedian, writer and political activist, who, in her most recent show blurb describes herself as "best known as 'that feminazi bitch off the telly'". We talk over 'builder's tea' with milk about controversy, changing her mind, and being uncertain. I hijack the conversation to make it all about my obsession with algorithms. 

Here you go: http://a...

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It never really feels like my birthday when my twin’s not around.

But nonetheless it is indeed my birthday - I’m going to bed and can’t quite get to sleep. Have spoken to various loved ones around the world and it’s past midnight in the U.K., so undeniably birthday. I feel like I’ve missed my normal period of self reflection and list making (between xmas and my birthday) by basically being unconscious, feverish or working.

It’s also been hard while stuck in bed to turn my attention to anything but the fires back home in Australia - it’s h...

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Sickness and Time: End of Year

Hallo! I’m recovering from being infuriatingly sick for weeks! Which means I’m awake and feeling borderline human and can think without coughing (!) and am basically more than just sweaty automaton. I have enough juice in the tank to make words in a row!

Basically, I got off the plane from Aus not sick, and then within about three days I was sick and promptly did my mechanical best to make everything worse. I know it’s no fun to hear about other people’s exciting sicknesses, so ...

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New Comedy Article: Interior Decorating Tips for the Post-Apocalypse

Sure we’re in an increasingly tense political environment, and the actual environment is about to give up on us entirely like an angry spouse who’s been taking your shit just that little bit TOO LONG. Sure our bacteria are becoming immune our anti-biotics and at some point none of medicine will work any more. 

So what next? Sure we’re embarking a decade of numbers-unprecedented-in-history migrating across borders due to both political and actual climate events. Sure North Kor...

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New Tea With Alice: Solo Podcast

A super sappy and borderline weepy and rambly and grateful solo talking to the wall podcast. I start on a hobbyhorse about communication in the wake of the UK elections, and then I start talking about what can generously be called my "career" and it all goes off the rails. 

Here you go: http://apple.co/2oyL7Vy 

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Glamour and Talking

Here are some disorganised ramblings about talking and beauty. 


Yesterday, I spent a lot of time talking. Both Monday and Tuesday, in fact, were hugely talk-focussed. Was in the Somethin' Else studios recording a new Audible Original Documentary (on Work Life Balance, coming out some time in 2020).

Also, I found out today that our Habit Change doco was one of the most downloaded things on the app last year, which is an utter delight. 

Got three episodes of th...

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Back into the post apocalyptic skies!


Waiting to fly back to London. Thinking about a friend who is working on coal sustainability and talking about how to build “fusion” movements (across racial/country/class lines).

I see activist movements being built in this way (relatively) effectively with my very activist, very Christian friend and repeat teacast guest Jarrod McKenna, but it’s such an undeniable phenomenon that people prefer working like-to-like.

I guess the Christian thing is enough of a com...

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New Tea With Alice: Chris Mancini

Chris Mancini, over a skype-tea, is a writer, comedian, community creator and cohost of the popular podcast Comedy Film Nerds. He talks about his new podcast, fatherhood, graphic novels, cultural appropriation and Kung Fu. 

Here you go: http://apple.co/2oyL7Vy 

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This Extremely Australian Xmas Tree caught my eye today.

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Pros and Cons

‪This episode of the Man Mum podcast gets

methodical about the physicality of being a

primary carer and a man at the same time.

Have I mentioned that I think it’s very good and interesting and worth watching and sharing? It could be the twin bias, but I think Hen is very good at brains.

Xx

A

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Saturday Night Dreams and Sunday Night Nightmares

Do I open this chronologically or by stating the inciting incident - which is that I just woke up from a nightmare? I feel discombobulated and detached from reality. I’ll contextualise first, why not?

It’s now Monday morning and I have a lot to do, and I’m flying out probably in less than a full week. I always feel dread when I’m about to leave a country for an extended period of time; like I’m killing an alternate timeline version of myself. Maybe that’s why I had a nightma...

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If you’re in London

Please share this link around: https://sohotheatre.com/shows/alice-fraser-savage/

The soho theatre is one of those places that feels fancy to be asked to do, and even though I’ve been supporting Andy’s Christmas shows there for the past few years, it still somehow feels like a big massive deal to be asked to do a solo run there.

Remember, as always.

1) if you’re a London Patreon...

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