Spenser and Britain are listening to Pikes 112-114 this week (Creaky Doors & Creaky Floors, Herbie Theater, and Glow in the Dark) we also talk about the concerns of the youth of today like : What song did 38 Special do? Spenser buys dick pipes and a rasta hat in Jamaica as a kid, Spenser tells the story of his RIP dimebag shirt, Britain curates a ton of Gallagher Stand-up Specials, Gettin Smashed: A Drunk Gallagher Podcast, Buckethead Art Collaborator F...
2021-09-06 05:48:56 +0000 UTC
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Today we have our old friend and Concert Producer Hellen! She’s here to listen to Pikes 109-111 and review them with us (The Left Panel, Wall to Wall Cobwebs, and Night of the Snowmole) we also talk about what instrumental music is good for, Dry Foam Packing Peanut Party, Alaska has bad party ideas, Nu Metal is cool again because Corny is cool again, beverage talks, glass Sobe bottles, Orbits is meat soda, Fruitopia is the Jet Set Radio of drinks, caffein...
2021-09-06 05:48:01 +0000 UTC
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This week we go down the rabbit hole of Pikes 97-99 (Passageways, Pilot, and Polar Trench), we also get down and dirty talking about the filthy 30s, Tenacious D’s ‘Wonderboy’, guitar in Top 40, Justin Bieber, the 311 Cruise, Spenser gets some Egyptian Koshari, pee fetishes, the old Watersports/ Water Sports switcheroo, Jayme Jasta’s Wake-boarder, the longest time between Buckethead pikes/albums, Buckethead is a gentle soul, Korean Roasted Barley Tea...
2021-09-06 05:46:57 +0000 UTC
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Today we listen to Pikes 94-96 (Magic Lantern, Northern Lights, and Yarn), also Brit goes to Rhode Island, Ghost Tours, kingdom of farts, Howard Zinn, Britain’s cat looks like a child’s drawing of a cat, ambient Radiohead’s Creep is incel music, masturbating to music, reading Britain’s texts from the past, LARPing in subcultures you don’t belong to, Mass Effect, Master P’s movies, and some fresh Bucketjokes.
2021-09-06 05:45:59 +0000 UTC
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Today we dive into Pikes 91-93 (Sublunar, The Splatterhorn, and Coaster Coat ), and discuss pressing life topics like what Mexican foods are uncircumcised?, prostate orgasms, Britain made his own soundtrack to a Madden game, Spenser buys Madden 2004 specifically to hear Blink 182’s ‘I Miss You’ from the soundtrack, Bronze vs. Copper medals, the Bronze Age Collapse, why aren’t metal bands on Encyclopedia Mettallum?, 100 Gecs, is $uicideboi$ ICP for G...
2021-09-06 05:45:07 +0000 UTC
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This week the fuckers listen to Pikes 88-90 (Red Pepper Restaurant, The Time Traveler’s Dream, and Listen for the Whisper) Rhode Island, Brit hides weed in a dildo, the plural and singular of dildos, Spenser thinks about changing his last name cause his dad is fuckin bullshit, Buckethead’s weirder instrumental credits, Spenser’s bandmates get mad at him for not thanking them on the album liner notes, Spenser is old and doesn’t understand what ‘cak...
2021-09-06 05:44:03 +0000 UTC
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Today we’re going through Pikes 85-87 (Walk in Loset, Our Selves, and Interstellar Slunk). We also discuss uncomfortable meme comments, the terrible 20s, Britain starts speaking like HP Lovecraft, Jim Caviezel is a Q-nut, Spense and Brit hit an enormous bong (13 years ago), hacking in media, master filmmaker Neil Breen, Phil Anselmo’s bands ranked, Rickenbacker’s bass capacitors and how they effect the sound, Nothing but Trouble is the unfunniest film...
2021-09-06 05:42:35 +0000 UTC
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This week Brit and Spense dive into Pikes 82-84 (Calamity Cabin, Dreamless Slumber, and Whirlpool) Also Britain embraces being a heel, how does dog taste/farming food grade dog, Seattle weather, Spenser shaves his neck stripes/Matt Pikestache, Spenser sent his Noise project to his beans friend, Thesaurus of Scales and Melodic Patterns by Nicolas Slonimsky, Paul Gilbert is cool, Joe Satriani taught fucking everybody, Primus’s guitarist was Possessed’s le...
2021-09-06 05:41:27 +0000 UTC
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Today we’re joined by Doctor, Professor, and Britain’s Brother Professor Beck for a very special Britain’s Birthdaycast. We listen to and review Pikes 79-81 (Geppettos Trunk, Cutout Animatronic, and Carnival of Cartilage) we also discuss Kurt Cobain, a Megazord/Voltron of 90s feminist rockers, Jujubees/Jujifruit, Good n Plenty is the Billy Joel of candies, Buckethead’s live effects pedal setup, The Ratatouille of sucking dick, Mount RUSHmore, the cu...
2021-09-04 22:28:31 +0000 UTC
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Today we’re joined by musical wizard Monte Mcleery (of Un and Samothrace) to listen to and review Pikes 76-78 (Caterpillar, Bumbyride Dreamlands, and Pike 78) we also discuss important topics and ask vital questions such as: hey baby, can you rent a car without overdrafting your debit card?, Britain and Monte meeting through Craigslist or Myspace or maybe a person but who knows, how former guest of the bucketcast Andrew Jamieson smells, Christopher Hitche...
2021-09-04 22:27:05 +0000 UTC
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penser and Britain are wrecked, Shreked, and reviewing Pikes 73-75 (Final Bend of the Labyrinth, Infinity Hill, and Twilight Constrictor) Broccoli fuckin Rocks, Dokken, The Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Britain’s local horror postman, Nightmare vs. Friday, Bald Death Metal, Britain returns a dildo to Kohls, Hi-Biscus La Croix, Spenser Has like 70 times as many followers as Hot Action Cop, Grind (2003) is a film for skate posers, licensing Oh Yeah (Yello...
2021-09-04 22:25:38 +0000 UTC
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This week we’re joined by a very special guest: Sir! (Britain’s dad)
Spenser, Britain, and Sir listen to and discuss Pikes 70-72 (Snow Slug, Celery, and Closed Attractions) and also discuss getting new pans, the water content of a bell pepper vs coca cola, Rutabaga, Megadeth’s Sweating Bullets, where do you get government cheese?, Cold Stone Creamery sizing, Britain makes Bongwater Blueberry Muffins, the one Buckethead cover on a non-Bucket-rel...
2021-09-04 22:24:04 +0000 UTC
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Today we're joined by our old friend and very special guest Scott Thorpe (aka We Forgot)
Spense, Brit and Scott listen to and review Pikes 67-69 (nice.)(Abandoned Slaughterhouse, Assignment 033-03, and Category of Whereness) also Brit lays pipe to Buckethead, we recorded this on 3/11 the 311 holiday, so we talked about Cumming original, Spenser only buys ankle socks and sometimes his ropes blast right through them, is 311 racist? (probably not), Buck...
2021-09-04 22:22:49 +0000 UTC
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Spenser Hodge and Britain Whatever Strah listen to and review Buckethead’s Pikes 64-66 (Aquarium, Hold Me Forever [In Memory of My Mom Nancy York Carroll], and Leave the Light On) we also get heavy into beans on toast, The Fatberg, having too many books, “Oh Yeah” by Yello stays on during sex, Britain’s favorite member of HELLYEAH!, P-Sticks, Dan Monti, teachers with the Boognish Stank, MENSA & Boognish dick tattoos, Spenser uses a beer bong wit...
2021-09-04 22:21:16 +0000 UTC
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Today the fellers digest a deep dump into Pikes 61-63 (Citacis, Outlined for Citacis, and Grand Gallery) listening to our podcast at work, tattooing people’s faces vs. cooking black cod on a grill, everyone on Twitter has tenure in their position of being an asshole, posting the names of Wikipedia articles as a twitter influencer, the Home Improvement theme song, Buckethead’s love letter to Jennifer Batten, the Westie breed of dog, “Tongue in the Butt...
2021-09-04 22:20:10 +0000 UTC
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Today we’re joined by our old friend, former bandmate, producer, and pinball jockey Andrew Jamieson (also known as Moonworm)!
Today we discuss Pikes 58-60 (Outpost, ydrapoeJ, and Footsteps) as well as the breakup of Daft Punk and how much Spense hates their final album, Random Access Memories, Happy by Pharrell, TripTunes/HipTunes, Tricky, pinball, anime, drinking too much caffeine, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4skin, Allison Bechdel’s Fun Home, Andrew cha...
2021-09-04 22:19:11 +0000 UTC
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Today we're joined by our pal Mark Bronzino (sick guitarist for a lot of cool bands)!
Together we’re getting into Pikes 55-57 (The Miskatonic Scale, Cycle, and Night Gallery) Abandoned Musical Projects, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Texas’s power failure, Jeffrey Parks, Snow Days, Mark’s New Jersey Connection with the View Askewniverse, what Buckethead was doing on 9/11, May the 4th be with you, Meth and Ketamine at once, the one Dido album we all cry...
2021-09-04 22:17:39 +0000 UTC
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Today we’re happy to be joined by our old friend Devin Boudreaux of Boise Hardcore band Rejection Pact!
We get into Pikes 52-54 (Factory, City of Flavors, and The Frankensteins Monsters Blind) We also get far into Meet the Deedles (1998), Dee Snider’s Strangeland (also 1998), Buckethead and Bill Moseley’s project ‘The Cornbugs,’ Slam Metal Poetry, accidentally inventing Nu Metal, Bucketanon; ls Buckethead Q??, The Most Nu-Metal Movie Soundtracks,...
2021-09-04 22:15:53 +0000 UTC
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This week Spense and Brit listen to and discuss Pikes 49-51 (Monument Valley, Pitch Dark, and Claymation Courtyard) Vegan dumps, Buckethead’s Diet Coke addiction, the best Will Smith soundtrack raps, Spenser’s Pronouns (poop/they/them), The Expanse, Raw Doggin, Spenser’s Freudian connection to his socials, getting enough sleep, the inherent corruption of power structures, fascist virtuosos being reborn as guitar virtuosos, and “the best music”.
2021-09-04 22:14:14 +0000 UTC
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Today Britain and Spenser break down Pikes 46-48 (Rainy Days, Roller Coaster Track Repair, and Hide in the Pickling Jar) and bullshit a ton of material including Home Improvement, Seth McFarlane, fighting instrumental musicians, Brit reads Tweets, Walk-In Coolers are the Bloodrave from Blade, numbers that aren’t 16, Britain gets laid off, Spenser as a Wedding DJ, Buckethead’s Recording Coop, Manowar’s Podcast, The Scorpions, KISS, Clerks the Series, Q...
2021-09-03 02:40:25 +0000 UTC
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Holy shit, it just keeps going. Spenser and Britain talk about Pikes 43-45 (Pike 43, You Can’t Triple Stamp a Double Stamp, and The Coats of Claude) and a ton of dumbass bullshit including being an essential worker, Demonia, Black Hightop Converse, efficient Nazi idiots, Woodstock 94, Hatephul Colins, pay for DAWs, plugging Plugins, Fried Rice, American Metalheads vs. European Metalheads, Dumb & Dumber (1994), Bucketemotions, Spenser For Hire, W...
2021-09-03 02:38:20 +0000 UTC
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Today the dudes review Pikes 40-42 (Coat of Charms, Wishes, and Backwards Chimney) and discuss a wide range of topics including Specific Grocery Rockers, why capitalism fucking sucks, Ween, Buckethead’s dong, Zakk Wylde’s birthday, Brit stops shaving, Buckethead’s guitar ‘Kaiser’s Gift’, Spenser fucks up building a weird light, Rock n’ Roll Horror Films, Deep Blue Something’s ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’, Pork-based penis euphemisms,...
2021-09-03 02:37:08 +0000 UTC
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This week Spenser and Britain dive deep into Pikes 37-39 (Hollowed Out, It Smells Like Frogs, and Twisterlend) and also talk about MIDI controllers in the rain, the best buttrock band, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth being wanted for domestic terrorism, who’s playing guitar for Ozzy?, Hellyeah! doing cocaine at Golden Corral restaurants, Spenser’s Gibson SG, the death of the Chinese buffet at the hands of COVID, tuning pedals vs. clip-on tuners, stripp...
2021-09-03 02:32:49 +0000 UTC
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This week the bois dive into Pikes 34-36 (Pikes, Thank You Ohlinger’s, and The Pit) Cock & Ball Torture, Buckethead’s history of headwear, Raphael “Ted” Cruz and Machiavelli as Ninja Turtles, State-distributed Cowabunga, never watching Babalyon 5, Robert Zombie’s Dragu-mind, BMX XXX (2002), new information on Motley Crue’s syphilitic [breakfast] burrito cocks, eating in the shower, Jimmy Buffet’s children’s book, Sega CD infomercial, The...
2021-09-02 17:14:35 +0000 UTC
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This week we listen to and review Pikes 31-33 (Pearson’s Square, Rise of the Blue Lotus, and Pumpkin) and go down some absurd rabbit holes regarding Podcasting Uniforms, gay lighting, Saliva’s Click Click Boom, Barenaked Ladies’ One Week, Spenser’s Big Music Year at 14 (2003), Ozzy is a bad vocalist, not being privileged enough to fuck horse girls, Motley Crue and their burrito dicks, Spenser’s 32 Birthday, raw doggin, making candles, what d...
2021-09-02 17:13:33 +0000 UTC
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Spenser and Britain get into Pikes 28-30 (Feathers, Splatters, and Mannequin Cemetery,) also discussed is Buckethead signing his GnR contract on The Haunted Mansion, Britain gets sick and then gets sciatica, (formerly) getting high before work, Tech Bass bands Obscura and Augury, Britain eats a salad, Black Label Society Gang Imagery, Spenser goes to Lowes, The Expanse, The Mandalorian, Necrophagist, The Clone Wars, The Boys, Ozark, Batman & Robin, The ...
2021-09-02 01:24:26 +0000 UTC
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Today we talk with Nax from Biting the Hand about Pikes 22-24 (Sphere Facade, Telescape, Slug Cartilage) as well as working with the public during the pandemic, Hoobastank, Dan Monti (Del Rey Brewer), Spenser with an Eminem Haircut, Maroon 5 Wall of Death, The Best Smelling Celebrities, Rob Zombie, Stripper Music, Arcade Fire, Albert???, Peter Lorre, Bisexual Lighting, and (not) waiting for video games to load.
2021-09-02 01:22:30 +0000 UTC
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Hey look! It's an extra hour and seventeen minutes of us just talking about shit with Mark Bronzino.
2021-03-07 04:10:15 +0000 UTC
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Here's about an hour of extra bullshitting between the bois and Devin Boudreaux of Rejection Pact.
2021-03-07 01:22:19 +0000 UTC
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Spenser reads a story Britain wrote and emailed to him over a decade ago. It's pretty wild.
2021-03-06 03:57:17 +0000 UTC
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