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I'm computering!

So I guess there was stupid fuckin masks in our store, I don't want u hare lips walking around lookin like ol' sleepy Joe, so fuck them things! But the lady is workin on the other shit still. Thanks pecker woods!

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Fucker put adds on the cunt!

Fuck that, them ass hats put adds on the Patreon one? Fuck that shit. This one should be mint.

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THEM HALF ASS FLAG DEALS ARE A GO!

Hey fuck holes, this minty broad over at Teespring is gettin shit done. Thanks for your opinion on the shit fuckers, I'm gunna keep on her to get the flags

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DOG SHIT OR NO?

Hey stink dinks, Teespring can't get flags in fur fuck sakes. But. Hey said they can make there wall riggins, they are 4'x5' and you can hang em over your bed while you stuff the guts outa the ol' lady?!? Let me know, I'm trying to get flags, they said it will take aboot a month or so

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This is cuz of you minty cunts!

I would have told ol' lube tube to fuck off awhile ago if it wasn't fur you fuckers! Thanks fur what u fuckers do!


P.s. the liquor was callin the shots last night and I almost pissed the bed

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NEW VIDYA!!

Hey fuckers, looks like there was something fucked with the last link. If shits fucked, let me know!

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NEW VIDYA!

Enjoy pecker heads! Thanks again!

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Hit up the beer store fuckers! Ya got an hour!

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Fat ol' dog... New tricks!

Have pecker heads! Editing the shit outa the new Vidya, she's a struggle being I'm a little "outa date" with tech! Hahaha. Have er up when she's fuckin done! Today or tomorrow!

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Tow ropes make shitty wipers...

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Well fuck holes...

Just half way though filmin this new Vidya, never did a wheelie in a 7.tree powered garbage truck before! What a fuckin treat!

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New Vidya fuckers!

Enjoy fuck holes!

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A shit load of work went into this twat!

Hey fuck holes! This Vidya was a fuckin struggle, my shits all fucked on the cunt-fuser and the Vidya editor died fur fuck sakes! Had to figure out a Vidya editor that wasn't from the year 2000 hahah, fuck I'm gettin old! You cunts are gunna like this shit! An old ferd lives, a shitty, Lego set van dies!

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Hey twats?!

I have gotten a few messages from fuckers saying they can't see vidyas and shit on the ol' Patreon? I post all the greasy shit on here and a few extras that noone else gets! Let me fuckin know cuz that's a fuckin piss off if that be the case! Let me know in the shit talker on this post!

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3/4 pissed and crankin tunes!

What a golden fuckin tune!

And eh? Lookin like I'm gettin fucked again from the Jew tube, just wanted to say thanks for stickin by a cunt, twats!

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Dear minty fucks....

A bunch of you sassy fucks were wondering where this Vidya went... Well, here she is fuck holes

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This is what's she's got for a mill!

Never fuckin heard of a 330

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Minty as fuck

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Headed fur the uhaul fuckers!

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What kinda fuck?

What kinda PC light drinkin fuck head would buy a piece of shit like this?

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Part 2 ya sassy fucks!

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New Vidya fuck holes!

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NEW VIDYA FUCKERS!

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Hope u fuckers bought beer on the way home!

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New Vidya!

Enjoy fuckers! We just got back from the canadastan/frost back version of drag week! Got a few minty vidyas of our trip coming up! Hope you enjoy this shit as much as I did!

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Ol' musky is lookin sharp!

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We are giviner!

After all the fuckery, we are back on track! What a minty fuckin set of rigs!

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Ol' musk rat lookin just sassy!!

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Hey fuckers!

So canadastan put on a version of the MERICA drag week! It's called "miles of mayhem" and we are filmin some sassy as fuck shit! Me and my bud single drive put together this 8v-92 Detroit k whopper for the event. The 55 in these pictures has been fucking us government style for the last three days! Everything is fucked so we have been welding the whore back together and giving er all the way! The k whopper is doing just mint as fuck! Gunna launch these vidyas as soon as I can! They are a mint...

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Happy fourth of July you minty fucks!

Headed out racing fuck holes! Got some minty vidyas headed your way! Thanks again fur what your fuckers so fur a feller! And enjoy your freedom, Your forefathers fuckin Gaver all the way for it!

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