#dumptires
The dirty ol dump tires started shakin the bolts loose on my leg hahaha
2024-08-08 17:23:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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Here's the plan fuckers!
A bunch of you told me that I likely to get shot or stabbed in Chicago, I appreciate the heads up! So I'm gunna take the southern route! Less chance of getting stabbed and it looks like there is more small towns.
2024-08-08 14:52:28 +0000 UTC View PostA feller got some dirt in his eye this mornin!
Gunna spend a few minutes hangin out with these minty fellers! What a treat!
2024-08-08 14:08:16 +0000 UTC View PostTHANKS LADY!
Had this minty broad flag my old shit box down in Wyoming! Fuckin state is beauty! I made er to South Dakota, and fuckin near killed the ol ferd takin the "back roads"! Hahaha. Hitting up mountain Rushmore in the AM!
My fuck, I love this country!
Yellow stone was a head gasket tester!
Made er through the park and just went through Cody, this minty ol ferd is happy to see the flat lands again! Haha
2024-08-07 20:21:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat a fuckin treat!
Had a few beer with a minty prick in west yeller stone, now I'm watchin some ol whore cheech! It's nice to watch something cheech out a bunch of steam that isn't this ol ferd hahaha.
2024-08-07 14:53:57 +0000 UTC View Post
FREEDOM, IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER!
Made er south of the boarder! Fuck yea
2024-08-06 19:22:59 +0000 UTC View Post5 hundy fuckin miles!
Made er 5 hundy miles today fuckers! Another 2 hours and I'm in the land of the free, and the home of the minty! My route is gunna depend on how much fuckery is gunna happen at the boarder hahaha! The ol ferd smashed down 3 bottles of carnation instant head gasket the last few days and she keeps filling the overflow jug up in about 200 miles hahaha. Youuuu don't neeed fuckin head gaskets.
Will be posting my route tomorrow!
Updated (Patreon-Only) Video Playlist
Alright you minty pricks.....Kevin here. Peg is cruising across the country like a drunken derelict clown and he left me with no supervision so I got into some latte's and started thinking.....a bunch of you minty pricks have recently joined us in the Patreon (and for that I say WELCOME!), and others may not have the latest playlist link.....so going forward, Peg and I will be posting the updated Patreon video list every month that will include every single drunken adventure we go on.....so ...
2024-08-06 00:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostRelax all you minty pricks.....
Hey guys...Kevin here. Pegs out galevanting his way down to the east coast right meow but the prick let me know what is up...I am uploading the latest vidya to our private Patreon-only server as we speak because lube-tube is being a bunch of jackass libtards again.....I will have a link within an hour for all you minty patreons that lubetube is screwing over.....stay tuned.
UPDATE: Link is now available!!!
Link ---> 2024-08-05 22:09:02 +0000 UTC
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NEW VIDYA FUCKERS!!!
Hey ya minty pricks, Got a minty fuckin road trip on the go, had to get this fucker all dialed together for the highway! Lube tube age restricted the fuck outa this shit again so keep an eye out for the other video player link, in aboot an hour, she's uploading meow!
Enjoy fuck holes, maybe I will see ya on the road!
Think she's got 3700 miles in er?
Gettin this minty ol ferd ready for a little trip... It's gunna be a minty time!
2024-08-02 05:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostAnd the store is back!!!
Hey all you minty pricks - sorry for the fiddle-fuckery of the online store needing to be shut down for a few days. We are back up and running, and for all you mint Patreons, we are extending the (Patreon only) 25% off your order coupon for another week, until next week Friday August 9th!!!
Coupon Code: STUNNED25
Thanks for your support and keep shittin' out yer asses!!
CUNT-FUCKERY A FOOT ON ORDERS
Hey ya minty pricks that are tryin to buy some swag off the store, we ran into some family fiddle fuckery that we didn't see choochin down the pipe... We are gunna complete all the orders that have already been made, as well as all the orders with the 25 percent off code... We are also gunna re-dial that 25 percent deal a little on down the line here! We appreciate all you sassy fucks that made orders! Minty as all fuck fellers!
2024-07-27 01:13:42 +0000 UTC View PostSave some latte money!!!
Hey you minty pricks - Kevin, pegs bud here.
I am working on uploading the new vidya for all you minty pricks that YouTube has fucked around, but in the meantime if anyone plans to order some of the new (or old) minty swag, use this promo code on our website to save 25% off the items in your order!!! Save yourself some latte money from Peg himself! It will be up until the end of July so hurry up and grab some shit! Fuckin mint! 👌
UPDATE: STUNNED25 is the promo code....sor...
NEW VIDYA FUCKERS!!!
Hey fuck holes, this vidya is age restricted all to fuck, haha. If you cant watch this fucker using this link, we are uploading the fucker to our other vidya site, and will be posting the link in the comments on this patreon post. Thanks again fuckers! #hurtfulwordsandoldferds hahaha
UPDATE: Here is the link for all you minty pricks that YouTube screwed the first time! If the YouTube link didn't work, try this one! Thanks fuckers!
2024-07-25 23:29:09 +0000 UTC
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AIN'T GUNNA HAPPEN
Fuck this pissed me off!!! The only thing that came to mind after seeing this bullshit, is a minty line from the late, great toby Keith's song, red white and blue...
"A mighty sucker punch came flyin' in from somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the fourth of July"
I reckon a feller is some happy that the mouth breather running the gun couldn't shoot for shit!
NEW VIDYA FUCKERS!
Happy independence ya minty pricks! Enjoy!
2024-07-05 07:50:54 +0000 UTC View PostHAPPY 4TH OF JULY YOU MINTY FUCKS!
I tried to get er uploaded for the 4th, but she's gunna be live in a few hours! Like my wife always says "at least you tried hunny" hahaha.
Independence day is the ticket you minty pricks! Your minty merican forefathers put the run on them tea drinkin, limp wristed red coats! Oh fuck yea bud! Light off 1000000 fire works, redline your shit boxes and have a beer for this derelict cripple!
Thanks again you minty fucks!
FUCK YOU GUYS ARE MINT!
Keep em coming you sassy fucks! What a treat!
2024-07-02 23:04:13 +0000 UTC View PostWE NEED A HANDY FELLERS!!!
https://upload.vloggi.com/projects/YXOD-000
Hey ya minty pricks! Have a gander at this vidya and help a cripple out! Thanks fuckers!
Can you minty fucks spot the problem?!?!
You minty pricks have a good set of eyes on ya?! The new vidya just took a hard left hahaha. Fuuuur fox creek
2024-06-22 05:55:59 +0000 UTC View Post
NEW VIDYA FUCK HOLES!!
Hey ya minty pricks! This ones a treat! Just remember that Wednesday can identify as friday, and you can git shot faced as fuck and watch this sassy as fuck vidya!
Enjoy fuck holes! You fuckers are mint
NEED TO HEAR AN ANGEL SING FUCK HOLES!
New vidyas on the go, seemed like it was to minty to keep to myself till I get the rest of this whoooore filmed! #phoneringtone
2024-05-28 18:32:28 +0000 UTC View PostMinty fuckin nipple trucks got this.
Havin a truck that can lift one ton tanya into the back of your van, or drag shitty ol ferds home.... is a must have in these parts
2024-05-22 23:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostNEW VIDYA FUCK HOLES!!
Hey fuckers! I ain't dead, I appreciate all you fuckers askin tho! Dallas n I went down to minty as fuck florida for a tow show, figured I would bring you sassy fucks along! Enjoy!!
I appreciate all you sassy fucks!