Mr Samuel Streamer

Patreon Exclusive Video Club #2 - I'M BACK

Patrons and other people that somehow got past security,

It's finally over. At long last, the clouds have broken and a ray of hot steamy internet has finally landed firmly in my lap.

To cut a long, and much repeated, story short - since the 10th of September, I've had very poor internet following a storm which more or less cooked my internet modem, and since the 28th of September it dropped to a completely and utter crawl, meaning besides occasionally popping into Discord on my ...

The Internet Man (Brief Update)

Hello everyone,

Apologies if this is weirdly formatted firstly, I'm sending this from my phone!

Just a quick update to say that today I finally have an engineer visiting to fix* my internet issues and I'll be able to get back on Patreon hopefully either late today, or tomorrow, to respond to all of your messages and catch up with everything.

I have another Patreon 'exclusive' video to post as well, but I've been uploading around the clock just to keep a video everyday go...

Super Fast Update re Internet outage

Hello friend,
(there's only one of you, figure out which one it is between yourselves)

So the schedule this week has been basically upended by my ISP being absolutely useless, and not calling me back about the tech issues, but it should be resolved by the end of the week.

(For those who didn't hear about me complaining about it in the many episodes/discord posts this week; my internet stops working for long periods of time, the ethernet on it is dead entirely so I have to u...

Super Fast (Or Slow, I Guess) Update

Hello everyone,

I have to keep this post short because I don't have many bits.

My internet has now slowed to less than 1mbs on my desktop. My internet provider has no idea why, their engineer has tested the cables and the box with no faults, and I can't figure out why either, and I like to think I'm pretty handy with tech.

Having used up all of my mobile data uploading today's episodes, I'm going scorched earth with it, and completely resetting my PC back to factory setti...

A Patreon Exclusive Series

Hello watchers of content,  
Or at least I hope you are otherwise you're getting absolutely SWINDLED.  

I have a fresh heap of content for you. I'm marketing it as exclusive because only you all here can actually get the link to watch it, and, even though it's poor quality and not actually that good, I'm hoping the exclusivity will keep it afloat, in the same way the housing market has worked for the past 50 years.

It's basically just a monthly, or maybe weekly if i...

Message Responses!

Hello all,

Just an extremely quick post to say that I've been locked out of the Patreon for a few days now because of 2-factor authentication issues (my mobile providers fault, not Patreon's this time!) and I've only just regained access.

Apologies for any delay in responding to your messages, I've got a backlog of over 50 to reply to which I'll be going through between now and tomorrow morning so you should have a reply by midday tomorrow (UK time)!

Apologies again! 2021-08-26 20:50:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Brief Content Update & Missing Content (Potentially)

Hello all!

Firstly, many apologies that I haven't replied to messages in a couple of days, the Jilp series ended up being pretty taxing to try and swap game versions and wade through the mods for Ideology immediately after the Ohm ending. Not to mention all the usual thumbnails, workshop collections, bug-fixing etc AND then the first episode save crashing irrecoverably! I was pretty much working for 24 hours solid to get it ready for release by the end of everything!

I'm current...

Get Your Animal Names Here! - Quick Update

Hello there you shockingly intelligent dinosaurs,

 Just a quick post to clarify what's been going on the past week or so, and to offer you all animal names in the current Rimworld series seeing as it looks like it's going to be a long one, and the names list is very long right now, so it might be an opportunity for some of you to get a name in-game slightly earlier as one of our rare and exotic animals!

First section is just me talking, so if you're not interested feel fre...

Quick Update - Replying to Messages!

Hello everyone!

Sorry about the slow replies the past couple of days, firstly Elise (who normally handles the patreon lists and updates the end card) has been busy with a university essay.

Secondly, I've been doing what I can but whenever I send a message it marks the message as read and nothing happens - I've spoken to a couple of you on Discord where it has been possible.

Patreon have acknowledged a problem with the inbox system, but nothing about sending messages.
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Rimworld Secret Plans - Behind-the-Scenes Patreon-Only Post

Hello there people who may or may not have farming implements for hands,

Today I wanted to share something I've been threatening to share for the best part of a week or so now, but I've just not had time yet enough to put all together onto a document to spread out into the world.

And, below all of the first topic, at the header titled "CHANNEL RELATED UPDATE STUFF STARTS HERE" I'll be talking about, unsurprisingly, channel related update stuff about videos, cont...

Names Lists (Take a look!) & Minor Update

Hello everyone!

Two things this time, IN-GAME NAME REQUESTS and the regular SHOUT-OUT/END CREDITS LISTS FOR APRIL!

This months shout out and end credits lists are now completely and available for your viewing eyes here, mainly to ensure that people who've asked for a different name/no shout out are getting that.

End Credits: 2021-04-07 14:37:12 +0000 UTC View Post

March Shout out and End Credits Lists

Hello friend, only one of you is a friend, argue between yourself who that is,

Here are the updated lists for the March shout outs!

Feel free to check these if you want to double triple check you're getting a shout out/end credits mention this month, if not then you can ignore EVERYTHING about this horrible post.
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PLEASE READ AT LEAST THE FOLLOWING NUMBERED PART TO AVOID BIG CONFUSION:

1) You will only be on ONE list, End Credits people are <...

Channel Announcement, Stupid Ideas, and More

Hello everyone,  

I have an announcement regarding the future of the channel as a business, and that is my very first employee.    

Why?  

Well quite honestly ever since I crossed the 100k subscriber mark I've had people clambering on to try and get sponsorships, and collaborations, and networking, and sales etc, easily 10+ business emails a day.   

Then Youtube CEO Susan decided, in her infinite wisdom, ...

A Serious Post

Hello,

If you have to chance to watch the video above please do, it was recorded mid-rimworld episode at 2am so it might be a bit rambly, but basically I'm taking one day a week off going forward, specifically Saturdays.

I'll record two videos on Friday night, like I always do, but instead of both going live on Saturday I'll instead put one live on Saturday and the other on Sunday.

To be honest, you can blame this Northernlion for pushing me over the edge, right here: <...

New Series Poll and Name Request Form

Hello Patron (yes, only you can see this),

I'm putting the finishing touches on the Patreon-In-Game-Rewards-List-Tracker-2.0 (name pending) and I need your submissions for it!

Below is a very basic google form, asking what name you'd like in Rimworld, that would help me a bunch if you have the time to fill it out - if not, don't worry about it, I still have the old lists to work from and add into the new form manually, but this goes into more detail and will hopefully allow me t...

Patreon Lists Update Update

Hello, and more importantly, good morning,

I have updated the Patreon lists again with your feedback and I think that is absolutely everyone now on the correct lists below:

Mighty Shoutout and Virtual Friendship Tiers Shout Outs
2021-02-15 17:21:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Shoutout and End Credits List (PLEASE CHECK!)

Glorious Patrons, and other people who have somehow snuck in here,

I have two lists ready for your viewing pleasure. Well, not really pleasure, but two lists that you can check to make sure I'm doing my job correctly, and full permission to shout at me in the case where I'm not.

For EXECUTIVE PRODUCER and MR STREAMER SPECIAL End Credits: 2021-02-13 19:08:43 +0000 UTC View Post

An Apology!

Greetings Patrons and other government entities,

Over the past few days I've been building a new PC and that came with a swath of technical problems both hardware, and software, and other problems still to iron out (like the video sync issue!)

I've actually been locked out of my Patreon account for the past 4 days as a result of switching over to the new PC! I use a password manage and getting back into that was a nightmare, only to find that my Patreon password wasn't even save...

Darkest Dungeon Ft. Girl (UNCENSORED 18+)

Wow I never thought I'd be writing those words again after the great tentacle incident after 2019. 

Yes, this is uncensored AND unedited, an extra 10 minutes of meaningless guff and banter that was so bad it was removed from the original. I don't know how that's a selling point in hindsight, yet here we are.

Darkest Dungeon Darkens My Heart

Patrons and people formerly known as Patrons,

It is that time again where we roll the dice and take a gamble on what YOU, the people, want to see next on the channel.

Darkest Dungeon has been an interesting journey, but, I'll be honest, losing the save game has really knocked the wind out of my sails, and it has just unfortunately become a grind to get back to where we were, which makes it difficult to do daily content without once again going over what we've already done - so...

Zomboid Ends, a New Game Rises (Poll Below)

Vote on the new poll HERE RIGHT HERE CLICK HERE
The poll will run for 48 hours or so just to give everyone time to vote!

Greetings traveller,
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So ends Project Zomboid, literally the most disliked Youtube series I've ever done with sometimes 6x as many dislikes as a regular video.

I won't lie, I was pretty disheartened with this one. The things that I found the most fun and enjoyable about it - d...

So I Took a Sponsorship, DISCUSSION

Hello everyone,

As of two days ago I am officially a SELL OUT.

Though I have bravely resisted three offers from Shade: Ladow Regends, various other mobile garbage, and even Paradox themselves with HOI:4, I caved, and took their offer on the Crusader Kings III Ruler Design campaign.
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So for those who don't know, I recently worked with Paradox for TWO videos. One promoting the free update on my channel, and one to act as a Ruler Designer tutorial on t...

Updated Patreon Shout Outs!

Good morning, unless you're somewhere where it's not morning,
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I'm here to collect your names for my magic list that I shout out at the end of episodes that Youtube analytics absolutely HATE.

But your funny names make me laugh so it's a fair trade off.
CLICK HERE FOR THE MAGIC SHOUT OUT LIST (OPENS IN NEW TAB!)

Especially those...

THE RETURN - Series Poll, Discord Roles (Quick Post)

• GREETINGS
  
  It's me. Hello. You might remember from a few days ago when I did another post, or when I responded to one of the 140+ Patreon messages I've received over the past 36 hours.
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  Long story short, it's finally here, the PATREON SERIES poll CLICK ME HERE
  
  What is the Patreon series poll and what rules are there? Well that's a great question, let me sum it up in some easy to digest and relat...
  2020-11-08 11:37:51 +0000 UTC View Post

New Shoutout Names List!

Friends and suspicious shadows in the shape of my greatest fears,

The new names list is ready and awaiting submissions! If you would like a shout out please direct message me here, or on Discord!

- IF I DON'T REPLY IN 24 HOURS THEN I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY MISSED YOU, PLEASE MESSAGE AGAIN! Those I have responded to within the past 48 hours are added on, but there's no harm in double-checking if you want!
- This is a FULL LIST RESET so all names a...

Swapping Platforms CONFIRMED (Returning to Patreon, people here can probably just ignore this but I want to keep you in the LOOP!)

Greetings and good day and hello,

I will try and keep this one a bit more brief and explain everything up front, and go into detail afterwards. That way if you haven’t got much time, or attention span like me, it should be a 30 second read. If you have even less time I am going to write big things in bold, so you can read what is relevant to you, this isn’t meant to be condescending but instead to help facilitate speed.

- The transfer to Patreon is going ahe...