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In Gotham with Mob Boss System

Chapter 14 



Title: Guy Like Me?



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Pamela looked James over as he had put on a very modest suit and made himself look like the victim. Even she felt a little wronged at why the guy was called to go to congress. She knew that James wasn't someone who did everything by the book, but the man truly was generous and a workaholic. Even she couldn't figure out how the hell he was able to do so much work in a day.


"Do I look charming and like a victi...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 20




Title: Celestial Date...




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-Max POV-



Having a Celestial Dragon in my ship was quite amusing. During the first day, she just went around telling everyone she was a World Noble. But sadly for her, no one believed the words of a girl whom I had notified the crew that she was a little crazy. They definitely will believe me more than a crazy-sounding girl.




Normally doing something like this would be beyond stu...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 62


Title: Look at the Soul...



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In the end, Alex decided to choose the Soul Mage, this was the class that he had gone through all this trouble to chase after. With that in mind, he burned the small letter, which was the only way in this world one could open the road to becoming a Soul Mage. 


Immediately he leveled up his new class as far as it could go.


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Name: Alex

Race: ...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 61



Title: Choice...



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-Alex-


He had awaited this moment for a long time. Alex had planned to do this a long time ago, but Julie had interrupted all of his plans. It wasn't something he could say that was good or bad, he knew why she did it and he would have done something similar if he was in her place.

Still, after all that, he definitely planned to have her killed. True, she could be an ally during the later dangers of this world...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Frey

Chapter 56



Title: Confusion...



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-Arianne Martell I-



There were a lot of things that she was, Princess of Dorne, possibly the successor of this place too. But she was sure that there was one thing she wasn't and that was… free… 


Arianne considered herself a caged bird, true her 'owners' were nice and gave her everything. But at the end of the day, she was but a bird. Her father would never allow her to be anything more tha...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Frey

Chapter 55


Title: Dorne



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-Davos I-


Sailing to Dorne hadn't been too hard for a man like Davos, even while doing so undetected. After all, it was no secret that he was a smuggler and he had to be pretty damn good at it to get a Knighthood out of it.


Davos no longer sailed for money, hell Arthur 'Gods bless his soul,' the seaman gave a prayer to his old friend. He had fixed everything and now Seaworth was a minor house in the House Redhawk'...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 6



Title: Zuko…



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Zuko looked at the sight of the village in front of him with  foreboding. Finally he felt like his journey had come to an end and he could find the avatar. Currently he was wearing fire nation armour and a red fire nation helmet that showed his face.


He could feel it in his body, finally the time for him to fight the avatar had come. Though he would never admit it outside, he still felt nervous. Because while the A...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 5



Title: Preparation & Banishment...



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-General POV-


Sokka looked at Katara and Aang with an angry look in his eyes. His hand tightly gripped the whale-bone spear in them. Katara had never seen her brother angrily like this. 


"Katara, you know just how dangerous it is to go on that ship," Sokka explained with an eerie calm voice, "Right now any Fire Nation ship close by that has seen it will be on alert because of it. ...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 4



Title: Preparation...




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I spent the whole night just running around while holding a clump of trash on my shoulders. Correct to my tests, my body, no matter how exhausted will be all fine after 30 minutes of resting.


From this exercise, I got 10 Agility, 4 Vitality and 3 Strength. Also after returning before dinner time I even got an extra 100 Exp and leveled up to Lvl 4. In the end my stats page changed quite a bit.



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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 3



Title: Fishy Fish...




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As I went fishing, I tried many different skills from the Gamer Comic that I had read in my previous life. Skills like ID Create or Mana Bolt, neither of them worked, and that was when I came to an understanding. The Gamer can't go beyond the world's boundaries, currently, I was in a Bending World, I can't start using magic out of nowhere. MP also doesn't seem to signify anything like Mana in which spells are cast, but m...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 60



Title: Unknown Friends…




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-Lily I- 


A year ago, Lily liked to consider herself wiser than many of her peers. But that wasn't exactly the truth, not when she saw Alex casually manipulate a Goddess into doing his dirty work.

Ariel was known as the Goddess of Holy Power, Virtue… and many more things. She was the strongest God with the largest following. But the way she appeared in an Avatar in the mortal world, Alex di...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 59



Title: Old Friends and Enemies...



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Julie looked at the situation in front of her in shock. Well, she wasn't necessarily shocked, but she liked to play it up a little as of lately. Enemies got sloppy at the panicked looks the usually calm and confident Headmistress made.

After all, everyone liked it when the villain got their due. So they wanted to savor the expressions. That had already cost the life of one Legendary Vampire and a Holy Ca...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 19


Title: Unbelievable...



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As the men charged at him, what they didn't expect was for Max to take out his spiked bat and in an instant disappear from their vision.


BAAAAM!


All of them suddenly started bleeding from their heads and Max appeared on top of the slave, pointing his spiked bat at the Celestial Dragon. The bat was dripping with fresh blood from the attackers that he just cracked their skulls open.

Sharlia looked a...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 58



Title: War…



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The whole Human Continent was waged in a three-way war as the Magic Academy, the Vampires and the Holy Kingdom of Goddess Ariel fought against each other without holding anything back. The Holy Kingdom even represented many other faiths in this war, as many of them joined hands against Julie, for the crime of tricking their Gods.

And the fuse who had lit this whole thing up was hiding in a cave in the Reach Kingdom.

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 54


Title: Return to Governance...



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Going back to my lordly duties was very easy. Ruling this small land of mine was easy in general, especially since I have had all of the lords who were under and not loyal have 'accidents' where their families all died, from young children to the Lords of the Houses.


I thought back on what the old raven had told me, of how I will always result in killing because if that was the easier way to deal with a pro...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 53



Title: Kinslaying...



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-Gerold POV-


Regret that was what came over me, ever since the day I killed my father… I have felt this empty hole in my heart.

My father, Arthur Redhawk, founder of the Redhawk Family which ruled over the city of London and Carclaw Point. We were one of the richest families in the world and only after becoming head of the family, I learned that we pretty much owned the Iron Bank.

Once I learned o...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 18



Title: Unexpected Situation...



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Watching the Red Hair Pirates ship approaching us wasn't good at all. Mostly because Garp was annoyed as hell and when he was in that state of mind, he crushed things around him.


Still, though, the old man was throwing cannonballs like we were playing baseball, and each of those would destroy any ship, his aim was impeccable. 



But there was when all of that amazement ended because Sh...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 57



Title: Preparing...



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Camilla's joy-filled laugh seemed to awake the dead island as the shadow clouds above seemed to move by themselves and morph into her face and started talking. "Everyone! We are going to war! Recall every single undead in the continent, let's go and destroy Julie of the Demon Tribe!"


The dead island seemed to move with those words, dead trees came to life, graves that were common all over the island had zombies wi...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 17



Title: Garp's Perspective on Strength...



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Opening my eyes, it felt like a plane had hit me on my head. My skull almost felt like it had a cavity in it.

But as I opened my eyes I saw Garp sleeping while standing up and was eating crackers, his body moving automatically.

Honestly, I like Garp, but I would love to not see his face as soon as I wake up. That kinda annoyed me, this guy just bashed my head.

Should I want to retali...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 16


Title: Haki?



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There was one thing that pissed me off in this world. And that was Garp, I had been with the man for a week now and he just kept eating crackers while 'training' me, which computed to just him beating the shìt out of me.


Even as these thoughts ran through my head I was on the deck of his ship, breathing heavily, feeling like every muscle in my body had been ripped apart and suddenly a shadow descended over me. 

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 15



Title: Passing Fancy...




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Max yawned as he saw the pirate ships getting destroyed. "What a shame, we could have robbed them before sinking them."


"It's not robbery, we are just confiscating stolen treasure, which is perfectly legal." Negan said, imitating what Max would usually say. 


The Marine Captain smirked. "You are right."


"Negan! Don't try and imitate Max, you make it sound bad!" Ray criticized the ...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 52



Title: Ruthlessly Efficient...

(WARNING: This MC is pretty hardcore so... be warned, he mentions of doing some things, so read with caution.)

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The Three-Eyed Crow, or as he was used to being called a long time ago, Brynden Rivers. He looked at the battle, if it could be even called that, as Oliver destroyed the children of the forest easily, but he didn't kill them, he only cut off their legs and cremated the wounded areas to stop the blood loss....

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 14



Title: Tickling...



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During the last six months, my days have been a routine. That didn't change even as the time to go to the Grand Line grew closer and closer. Negan would wake me up as he was making a loud joke about Fat Joey, or someone else. By now I wonder if he genuinely cares about Fat Joey by how many times he tells the man to get some exercise. You can never be sure with Negan on these things, sometimes it's a joke and sometimes it's se...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 13



Title: Killing Joke?




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Ray looked at Negan with an angry look in her eyes once he and Max came on the ship. 



"What's got your panties in a twist Ray." Negan complained, "Go and yell at Max for once, sometimes I think you are into him. Sadly for you, he isn't into guys."




"What, how do you know he isn't into guys?" Ray asked suspiciously.



Negan raised a questioning brow at that, he was only ...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 56



Title: Truth?



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Gultuk was a berserker warrior who had reached Legendary Rank at the age of fifty, that was twenty years ago. Still, even though all of his peers said that his chances of advancing beyond the initial 1 star Legendary Rank. But he didn't give up hope and always wandered around the lands of the North, looking for a way to break through that fate of his.


Unlike the Headmistress who was a 10-star peak Legendary Rank, Gultuk...

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DxD: Crawling To The Top

Chapter 57



Title: Bugs in my eyes...




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School days came around and Haruto went back to being the 'normal' high school student that he always was.


While in his classroom, nothing had changed except that Rias was even more clingy than usual. This happened all because she wanted to show everyone their new relationship status and try to keep the other girls at bay.


Athena went back to her teacher persona and looked at Haruto with a que...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 12


Title: Truth?





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Captain Pegasus gazed at Max and his two friends, a nervous Ray and smirking Negan. 


Pegasus felt something was strange and had some worries, but decided to not tell them anything about it yet. "Y'all have been promoted. Max, you are a Captain now, so I am no longer your boss, instead, we are equal. As for you two, you will both become Lieutenants." 


"Okay." Max's reaction was dull, he didn't ca...

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DxD: Crawling to The Top

Chapter 56



Title: I don't have time for this~




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Baraqiel liked to think of himself as a calm man who was very important to the everyday management of the Fallen Angels. Currently, he was leading Odin through Kuoh together with the old god's silver-haired assistant.


"Ohohoho~" Odin laughed as they walked around the red light district. That was when Baraqiel noticed Akeno with a very familiar man, it was Haruto, they were trying some alcoholic ...

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The Game Of a Blood Mage

Chapter 55 




Title: Legendary Stats...



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Name: Alex

Race: Human

LVL  15     

Main Class: 
[Mage Lvl 5/5]
[Blood Mage Lvl 10/10]

Life Class:
[Novice Magic Item Maker Lvl 10/10]

Experience:  12,000

HP   50/50
MP   572/700
SP    50/50

•Attributes:
Strength – 10
Agility – 5
Consti...

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The Game Of a Blood Mage

Chapter 54 



Title: Saw?





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Alex stopped laughing after some time, though he would still snicker now and then. To him, it was as if he had just heard the funniest joke in the world. He just used a Legendary artifact and got injured because of a misunderstanding. This was just hilarious to him, unlike in fiction where everyone uses everything on time, in reality, misunderstandings could happen and even kill them. 


The first thought...

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