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The Game Of a Blood Mage

Chapter 41



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"Alex I found something amazing!!" Exclaims Ain.

Alex is slightly surprised at that. "Really? What is it?"


Ain's childish smile widens. "A young master."


Alex smiles at that too. Lily is confused at this not understanding what they mean. But Alex and Ain were happy about something. 


The phrase 'young master', is something usually used by the outside world to call the Wayne Kingdom people. The people who act...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 47




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I look in a certain direction and see a pink-haired girl. Yep… it's Machi, even her Nen feels the same. Though I should be careful, after all, there are many different Nen abilities nowadays. Changing someone's face and copying their Aura fluctuations doesn't seem something improbable when there exists an ability that can read the future. 


So I stay on guard like always and signal Karla to not do anything at first. Let's see if 'Machi' e...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 8



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Max has officially killed all of the crew members as he sees Crock's head flying off his body. He killed the people that had saved him from starvation, but Max isn't someone who would return a favor. He would kill the person who saved him if it benefited him. 


No such thing as karma exists in the world, just because someone does something bad, it doesn't mean that bad thing would happen to that person. Max understands this clearly, so he sees n...

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The Game Of a Blood Mage

Chapter 40


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Alex walks out of the mansion, not knowing what went on inside the room. He just goes back to his room on the other side of the city and meets up with Lily.


What he truly needs now is to get a new Class. The Blood Mage has been fully leveled up, now he can choose through many other classes, even ones like Grass Mage, but he isn't going to choose any of the current ones available to him. He must do an action and find the knowledge to unlock his next Rar...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 43



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Garold was confused by this, he has known his brother Oliver for a lifetime. His brother has always been a muscle head and brash. He wanted to rule, but he never studied economics, ships, and other things needed for a lord to know.


"Why?..." Asks Garold, looking down as his hair covers his eyes.


"Well… you know when father locked me in the city and took you away." Says Oliver, a reminiscing look in his eyes. "Dad planned to make you th...

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DxD Crawling To The Top

Chapter 36



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After Haruto finally got his power and did it with Athena as an old man… she is left snickering till tomorrow.

He then used his Philosopher's Stone to restore his youth by creating a potion of youth.



As she was preparing breakfast she snickers. Confusing Haruto's parents, even Rias who was helping her make breakfast.

Haruto has an annoyed look on his face. Rias notices this and asks. "What is wrong?"


*snicker* "Not...

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In Gotham with Mob Boss System

Chapter 13



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Pamela looks at James with an annoyed look on her face. "What?"


James smiles and explains it to her again. "You will be my date for the Wayne Welcoming Party."


"You crazy?" Asks Pamela with an annoyed tone. "Go and find someone else."


"Well, I don't know any other females who would be willing to go with me." Admits James with his smile still on his face even as he says something like that. 


"Pffft!" Pamela has ...

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The Game Of A Blood Mage

Chapter 39



There were no guards around the mansion, there was no need for them. The gate was also unlocked as he easily pushed it open.


As Alex enters the mansion with Ain by his side. He sees the estate that he hasn't seen in quite a while, ever since he played the game back in the day. Also, he can smell the fresh air inside the mansion. 


Even on the inside, there is no one, it's almost as if the mansion is abandoned. But Alex also sees that the ...

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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari

Chapter 36



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Kaminari uses his quirk's mobility to maneuver himself midair and land on the ground. With Momo still in his arms, he lets her down and acts like he didn't notice her blushing up a storm. 

"You okay?" He asks while looking around for any other attack.

"Yes." She nods, coming back to reality. 'This is not the time for such thoughts.'


But neither of them has too much time to think as they are surrounded by monsters made out of ear...

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DxD Crawling To The Top

Chapter 35



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Athena smiles at this, the power she can feel from Haruto is something that she hasn't felt in a long time. Because even though Haruto isn't a raw power fighter, he is a technique fighter, but raw power helps him tremendously too.


Haruto in his golden armor which makes him look like a strange golden mecha with a crown made out of light.

He points both of his palms towards the cage with the dark creature inside of it. "Athena buff me."
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DxD Crawling To The Top

Chapter 34


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<Telos Karma: BALANCE BREAKER!!>


Haruto is covered in light and turns into a light-like being. Telos Karma, Longinus Type Sacred Gear Nr.13, due to it being the latest Longinus to be discovered and being number thirteen it is considered unlucky. Telos Karma can forcibly create and enforce choices that aren't possible normally.

Someone like a master swordsman wouldn't be knocked out by a stone thrown by a kid. But this Sacred Gear c...

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DxD Crawling To The Top

Chapter 33



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After spending some time with Rias and Akeno. The latter decided to leave.



The next day, Rias and Haruto arrive together in the club room. Issei looks at this with envy and exclaims. "Haruto! Why are you coming in with the President?!!"


Haruto looks bewildered by this, he looks around and sees that Kiba, Akeno, Koneko, and even Xenovia know of his relationship with Rias. The only ones who don't seem to know anything are Asia and I...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 46



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<Heavy Load>… the ability was specially created to deal with characters from the anime. He not only knows their personalities, powers, even some of their backgrounds… but he also knows what they will do in the future. Something that should be impossible, but that is the loophole in his ability. He also knows of some people's deaths and how they die… that would be the ultimate condition and as long as he hits them… that is game over about...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 45




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There is one thing that has been irking Chrollo recently. Sub, the very troublesome fourteen-year-old. He can't help but analyze one thing about the kid, he is too alert. 


So he looks at the twenty-story high luxurious building that he is about to enter. He sighs at this, he can sense hundreds of Nen users inside. You would need an army to deal with the people inside the building. But still, the kid was cautious enough to not meet up with ...

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In Gotham with Mob Boss System

Chapter 12



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Almost one full year has passed since I came to this world. I can't help it as a chill of excitement runs through my body as I look at the TV and the news in front of me.

The room around me is luxurious but someone. It had only minimalistic things, and it also has some photos that I took with football stars. This is my private apartment room in my Veela Company building. I don't care about any football stars, I just have the photos on here in case Batm...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 38



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Alex smiles as he looks at Ain, he has a smile on his face and says. "Follow me, I will take you there."


Then a greedy smile appears on her face. "That is also where I will get my rewards."


"Okay." Answers Alex casually as if he is not even paying attention to her. "I will follow you."


As he says, Alex first goes inside his room and also puts on a white robe for a shirt and white pants. The clothes seem normal but they are Mag...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 42



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Oliver continued to train relentlessly, he was getting used to his new body more and more as days went by. It didn't take long for him to get back his prime martial strength… and more too. Because only now does Arthur notice that his son's body was better than his last. This one has decent instincts and better overall flexibility and power. Because while in his previous body, Oliver had studied countless magics he had to sit down a lot, but his son didn't h...

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The Game Of a Blood Mage

Chapter 37



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There were not too many changes in Alex's stats except the new perk.


Fast Reader
[You need only one glance to read a page and understand its contents.]


Alex is… slightly impressed at the Perk. At least it wasn't something unlucky, but it is not that good either. At best this spell can shorten the time it will take him to learn spells. Luck is a hidden stat in the gamer interface and can't be read by it.



Alex knows bes...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 38



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The shops and the buildings around, while still looking medieval-like in Diagon Alley, they also have a more organized feeling with a more modern plating. Making it seem more like a medieval building built during modern times. 


But that didn't stop Gilderoy as he looked around with childish glee in his eyes. He couldn't help it as to him, this is a whole new magical world opened up. Anything that has to do with magic will have his interests, e...

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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari

Chapter 35



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Some of the other classmates go shopping, but Kaminari excuses himself, saying that he couldn't come. He has other things going on, so he decides to not go there. Even though he knew that Midoriya is likely to meet Tomura this time too. 


What he is concerned about is the Villain League deciding to attack him right there, after all, unlike the original time, he was the one who fought Nomu and held the creature back relatively easy. They might d...

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DxD Crawling To The Top

Chapter 32




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Seeing that the situation is going to develop out of control. He does what anyone smart would do… and slither his way out of there.


He signals Rias to follow him, maybe he and she could go and 'teach' each other some things. Though he will have to be careful, he doesn't want to give Serafall another surprise as he did years ago. Still, this chance of risk only brings him more excited.



But Akeno also followed Rias too, so he ...

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DxD Crawling To The Top

Chapter 31




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I look at Sona and can see the scandalous look on her face. Having her sister under me isn't a good image either. 

"So -tan, it's not what it looks like!" Exclaims Serafall, she tries to push me off, but I don't budge. 


I smirk while looking at Sona's face, I take this moment of Serafall's weakness to lean down and kiss her in front of her sister.


Immediately I sense her trying to use magic. But I grasp her hand and ...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 36



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Alex's eyes widen for a split second but he goes back to being calm once again. He knows what Hero Acknowledgment means. It means that he will be recognized as a Hero, someone with the potential to reach the Legendary Rank. Someone who appears only once a decade and the last time that humanity got a Legendary Rank person was around half a century ago. The Dark Magician, also known as The Man of Forbidden Knowledge. Heroes appear every once a decade or less, b...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 44



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After getting rid of my enemies. Razor went back to his base, I challenged him to get the 'Plot of Beach' Card. But he only smiled and gave me the card without even having to fight. 


This might be his way of thanking me… or not. That man is quite hard to read, kind of surprising for an Emitter and Ex Serial Killer. But assuming that Hisoka's Personality Test is 100% is wrong. After all, he is just one man with limited experiences who has see...

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DxD Crawling to the Top

Chapter 30



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Serafall has an annoyed look on her face and Sona just looks at her sister. Her usually cheerful sister has a negative look… she has never seen anything like this.


But still, she wants to cheer up her sister so she says. "Uhhh… Nee -san… you know that you could look for other guys like Haruto."


"No. Men are all trash." Says Serafall simply.


'Oy! Haruto! Did you just change the way my sister swings!' Shockingly thinks Son...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 41





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As I see… I have been stabbed…


I look down and see a knife sticking out from my chest. Ah… this is bad… real bad… 


I am not 100% sure the spell would work. After all, in this world magic is so volatile. Is this how I die?... again? 


No! I must live! Through my children!


Swish!


The man pulls his dagger out of my back, and I turn around to see one of my children. 

"Th...

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DxD Crawling To The TOP

Chapter 29




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It doesn't take long as the next day I go to school I can sense the multiple auras that dwarf the others appear. 


Sirzechs and Serafall, the latter of which I was extremely familiar with. I hope that Athena and Serafall don't meet each other. That would be the worst type of scenario.


I know Athena is logical enough to not attack, but Serafall… she is a smart woman, after all, she is the Satan in charge of foreign affairs. But,...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 35



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A whole week has passed since Alex entered Magic Academy, due to his knowledge, he had registered but he has spent all of his time studying and learning new spells.


Lily looks at him with a confused look on her face. "Alex… are you sure it's good for you to be missing your magic classes like this?"


"Hm?" Alex while sitting on his desk, turns around and looks at Lily. He is now wearing a pair of reading glasses. His eyesight is good, bu...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 43





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After the light dissipates, I see that I am in the middle of a forest. 


I see a muscular bald man, and I recognize his physical build as Bol, the man who attacked me. Next to him is a petite young woman with blond hair and emotionless eyes.


It seems like we caught them by surprise as they are both camping.

Neither Razor nor Karla were the first to take action, it was me. Like not even a second after we appeared over m...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 7



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I just look at Amelia with a smile on my face, not portraying at all what I am thinking. Well, no use crying over spilled milk now.


Seems like a change of plans is in place.


"Thanks, captain, I was nervous about this," I tell her.


"I know." Says Amelia, with that look on her face that makes me contemplate if she knows something I don't. "Anyway, take your weapon. This place is not one you want to walk around without a weapon."<...

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