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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 130




Title: Tragedy...




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Jaw looks at his children fighting Sengoku and immediately charges at the giant man who is now transformed as a giant buddha. 


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-Jaw POV-



I look at Sengoku with a frown on my face, I get close to the buddha man, he seems to notice me. But he can't do anything, as Jiraya and Nagato don't let him have the leisure to do so.


I have two swords in my hands and a memory from a...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 36




Title: Numerical Advantage...




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As the Aurors go to talk with 'Professor Stoker' now. The man is in his office, grading some exams from the children when.


Baam!


The door of his office comes off its hinges and two well-dressed Aurors come in with their wands pointed at the man.

Professor Stoker looks at the men with a calm look on his face, the only indicator of his surprise is the slight widening of his eyes f...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 39



Title: Desperate Situation...




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I look around and see people from the city looking at us with calm looks on their faces. What the hell is going on here? They don't even seem surprised?



WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!






They must be under some kind of control? Or maybe the creators of the game want me dead? No, the latter is unlikely, but none of that matters as I look at Karla and whisper to her...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 129




Title: Terrifying Old Men...




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Jaw clashes against Garp and their punch against each other so fast that it seems like they both have multiple arms. 

Baam!


But in the end, the one who loses in the fistfight is Jaw as he falls down and crashes on the ground, but he immediately gets up and pulls out his sword, letting electricity run through his body and he moves towards Garp at top speeds in the air. But even as ...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 32



Title: HelloHello~



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Lily immediately stops as she hears Alex call out, she then sees him take a deep breath and calm down. He then just gives a side glance to the small creature sitting on his shoulder, a slight nervousness is apparent in his eyes.


The creature is small, even in comparison to Alex’s childish size. It is wearing a miniature dark magician’s robe and hat. There is no skin shown and in its face is a pumpkin head, ...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 31


Title: Hell...



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"Do you trust me Alex?" Asks Lily as her eyes shadowed by her hair, so he couldn't see what she was thinking. 


Alex frowned at the question, his brain working while tired as it tried to figure out the best answer. 


"I do not know enough about you," was Alex's simple answer.


"You didn't answer the question," said Lily, standing still in her place. "Do you trust me, Alex?"


"No...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 128



Title: War on Marineford...





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As Kakashi stabs Aokiji he immediately jumps back. As soon as he did so a wave of ice was shot at where his previous location was, Kakashi knows best how to take Aokiji on, he also knows that fighting against an admiral in a straight-on fight isn’t a good idea. 


‘This battle will have to be a little drawn out, but that doesn't matter at all, we have our own little plan on how to take care...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 38



Title: Tricky...



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Currently, two people are walking amongst a lush forest filled with beautiful trees and animals. They were two pretty females, one has dark hair that runs down to her lower back, blue hawk-like eyes who seem to always be concentrating on something. The other has orange hair that goes down to her shoulders, and a mischievous smile on her face.


"We should go to Masadora, a friend of mine there knows about a very ra...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 127




Title: Jaw… Arrives...




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As the battle along Marineford, the Marines with the combination of Garp, Sengoku, and Aokiji can injure Kaido as injuries keep adding upon him. Marco decided to retreat as Vista was heavily injured. So now with the complete retreat of the Whitebeard Pirates, the Marines were able to have a slight advantage against the Beast Pirates, this advantage made all the difference as Jack is killed, King is also killed ...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 1




Title: Desperate Survival...




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I open my eyes widely as I feel the sun hit my eyelids, I immediately close them.



What?



I opened them again and wince a little as I feel the sun hit my eyes directly. I narrow them and get up, confused… I notice the sea in front of me. The seemingly never-ending sea.

I look around and I see that I am on a shore. I glance at my hands and see that they look different from ...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 126



Title: Killer Jaw...



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Kaido doesn't go easy though, because when Kizaru is knocked out. 


Baam!!!


He slams his spiked bat down and smashes Kizaru's head. 


Baam!


Once more and Kizaru's head splits open like an egg. Aokiji, Sengoku, and Garp go to stop this, but they can't arrive in time as Kaido lands one final shattering blow.


BAAM!!!


Leaving Kizaru's head like a bur...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 125



Title: Kaido Arrives...




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Seeing Kaido the whole top level of the marines wince… and they look at Akainu's dead body. 


Garp still has an angry look on his face as he looks at Akainu, that initial attack if his might have been based on emotion, and not thought out. But now that he understood what he had done… he still has a calm look on his face. In his eyes, there is no need for anything to change.


"Go and die ...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 124



Title: Backstab...



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Sengoku immediately went to fight Whitebeard, there was no warning or anything as a shockwave hit Whitebeard head-on. He couldn't even react as the man who had known him for so long attacked him.


The admirals reacted too, the Whitebeard division commanders wanted to act, but they were all stopped, with Itachi being able to hold back Marco. Vista being held back by Kuma and Jozu being held back by Dofflamingo. The ...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 123



Title: Can't think of something...



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At the same time as this was happening, in the middle of the sea, Jaw was fighting against Shanks, and so were his crew.


'This battle will take too long to finish.' Thinks Jaw as he winces slightly at the large cut on his chest. Shanks wasn't an easy enemy, though he had hurt the red-haired man more than he had hurt him, as Shanks was bleeding from his head and there were several large gashes on hi...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 122



Title: War Continues...




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After temporarily putting Mihawk out of commission, the other Shichibukai looked at Whitebeard nervously and decided to not put too much effort into killing the Whitebeard Pirates. They don't want the old man to pay attention to them… as he did to Mihawk.



So as that happened, Sengoku atop the platform frowned at this. He knew that to win this war with minimal losses the Shichibukai must give it thei...

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DxD Crawling To The TOP

Chapter 21



Title: Athena… 




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Haruto looks at Athena smiling. "So you are not gonna pull a Medusa right?"


"Hm?" Athena looks at him with a confused look on her face, and then she giggles. "No, of course not."


Haruto once again, was unsure if she was telling the truth. She said 'No of course not' meaning that at least she won't turn Rias into a monster out of jealousy. But that doesn't mean that she won't kill Rias or do anyth...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 121





Title: Always Hated You...





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Kaido picks up his spiked club and looks at Shank’s ship approaching close by, but as soon as he gets up, a call comes from his transponder snail.


*purupurupurupurupurupurupurupuru*



“Hm?” Kaido looks at the transponder snail and opens it. “What is it?”


“Go forward Kaido, I will take care of Shanks.” Comes a calm voice from the other side.

“Ja...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 30


Title: Sleepless Night...





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"Ah, it is me, uncle Gon, the mage in the red robe remember?" Says the mage from the other side of the door, Alex immediately frowns at this. He doesn't understand the specific goal this man has.



"Hm?... oh yeah… I am sleeping…" *yawn* Alex says all that and yawns at the end. Making himself sound like he was sleeping. Alex is extremely nervous at this, he knows that the middle-aged man is un...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 37



Title: London City...



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While the mad king was ordering his men to open the gates, Varys has other plans. One of his spies sneaks into Princess Elia's room and a man in a brown cloak exchanges the babies. He then immediately uses a secret passage in the room to run away.



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Among the secret tunnels, the man is surrounded by darkness. He can hear the yells and shouts above him, but he never says anything.


He hears th...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 120




Title: Whitebeard...




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Blackbeard looks up and sees the giant shadow cast… by a floating island. Immediately his face pales and he clutches his hand. 

"Damn it!" Says Blackbeard, understanding what this just means. The island starts falling downward.


{Dark Nova!!}


A whirlpool of darkness is created in his hand, intending to absorb the flying island.


"Yo! Yo! Yo!" But suddenly, to their side,...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 119



Title: A War for the Best...




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One week passed since the time Luffy was on Fishman Island, and during that time many things happened. The Marines are holding a public execution in Marineford, they have gathered most of their forces and are preparing for war against Whitebeard. Normally concentrating all of their forces like this isn’t a good idea, after all, what is stopping some no-name pirates from doing something risky, like take over a...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 118



Title: Watch Your Mouth...




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-Jaw POV-


I look at Luffy, I can see that he really isn’t bothered by me and talks to me normally. Now people would call this bravery, but I have another name for it, it’s called stupidity. If I wanted to kill him I could easily do it, and sadly for him, he will never find Laugh Tale and never become the pirate king. I would usually wait till Luffy weakens the World Government, but now something li...

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DxD Crawling to the TOP

Chapter 20


Title: Aftermath...




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After spending the night, with Rias and fu*king her senseless. Haruto gets up from his bed with a half-smile on his face, he can see Rias' body shifting slightly under the sheets.

As he walks towards the bathroom he suddenly feels dizzy and almost falls over. But he puts his hand on the doorway.

*cough*

He coughs in his other hand and when he looks at it, his hand is fully covered in blood.
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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 35



Title: Killing an Undead...




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I look at the professor as he goes through many different incantations and how one can do many different versions of Expelliarmus, showing us different motions and such. 


"Now remember students, one must always be 100% willing in this charm. You must feel the spell in a way, you must want to hit your opponent so hard he will spiral into the wall." Explains Professor Stoker, calmly as he goes throu...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

 Chapter 117



Title: No-Name...



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As Robin feels overwhelmed by Jaw’s presence, she still has enough will to say. “N -No problem.”



As she says that, Jaw pats her on the head and says. “Ok, see you later.”


After saying that he starts walking towards the amusement park, Robin has no idea what he meant by seeing her later. 


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At this time in the New World, close to York New island, the place where J...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 37



Title: Versatility...



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As Sub sees this happening he immediately jumps back, the attacker smiles. Sub narrows his eyes at this, and the attacker concentrates all of his Nen on his finger and draws a strange rune-like symbol on the air. 


Pew!

The rune shoots out like a bullet and chases Sub, who immediately starts running to the side, away from the rune. The Rune doesn't come back, but Sub isn’t relaxed at all as he charg...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 116


Title: Family...




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As Jaw continues to play with Ariel he decides to take her for a visit to the parks. “Ariel, wanna come to the amusement park?”


-Jaw POV-



I ask her that and she smiles widely. “Hell yeah!”


“Language!” Scolds Shyarly, as she hears Ariel say stuff like that, well I would be angry at her but I am a cool dad so I don’t do that. I feel two hands hug me from my back and Shyarly...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 115




Title: Fishman Island...




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Rayleigh looks at the Strawhats and smiles as he sees them set off to go to Fishman Island.


‘Jaw, I wonder what you are planning.’ Ponders Rayleigh, feeling slightly unsure of the future. To him, Jaw is still that fishman kid who is so eager to learn that he would even be willing to even listen to Roger’s confusing advice. Recently, he hasn’t met with him, but by his actions to Rayleigh, it s...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 29



Title: Desperate...



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As Lily looks at Alex, she can clearly see that he seems to be jumpy about someone. She gives him a side glance and in the end sits down on the bed. 

"What are you going to do?" She asks, curious about his next action.


Alex doesn't answer her questions, instead, he just goes to the door and takes out his wooden wand with a blue crystal at its tip. 


He bites his thumb emotionlessly and p...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 34



Title: Death...




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-Gilderoy POV-


As I felt my arm being ripped off my socket, I couldn't help but be slightly surprised. These guys are now messing around, they are going for the kill.


My adrenaline was so high that I wasn't even thinking about what I would do or what would happen next. I was in a fight or flight situation, I can see that there are no paintings around me. 

Dumbledore might have a lot of obser...

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