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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 26



Title: Jaw leaves...



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Jaw then smirked at the villagers, the look on his face completely confident. "Don't worry guys, as I said… I am doing this to repay you for you kindness now. So just stay back, I am stronger than you guys think."


As Jaw says that he narrows his eyes and he crouches down and grabs a rock. The rock is immediately coated in a dark shining, showing that Jaw is using Armament Haki on it.


Imme...

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Hunter X Hunter: A Selfish Wish

EPILOGUE 



Title; Epilogue



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After conquering the Dark Continent, I reached a power unimaginable before. Now even light can't keep up with my speed anymore. Humanity has conquered the Dark Continent and is already planning for intergalactic travel, with the resources of the Dark Continent, everything is in place. The only resource I didn't allow humanity to have was the nitro rice, the thing that allows someone to live longer. I took that all fo...

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Naruto: Dream To Immortality

Chapter 231



Title: THE END...



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When I see an old version of me… I am completely shocked. How is this possible? I died forty years ago, this shouldn't be possible. I can't understand what is even going on here, what is happening, why it is happening and how it happened. I can see that the me in here is healthy and normal, he has no chakra in his system or anything weird.


What is going on here? Am I just a copy of him or something. I...

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Naruto: Dream To Immortality

Chapter 230




Title: Back Again...



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After absorbing the now named Isshiki Otsutsuki. Yami clenches his fist and is a little surprised by the power boost he got from him. He then takes his memories it its raw form and destroys their emotions connected to the memory and he starts watching it like a movie. 




In the end Yami just frowns disappointedly at this. 'What a dumbass, he got betrayed by Kaguya when they landed on earth....

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Naruto: Dream To Immortality

Chapter 229



Title: The Final Battle...




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-Yami POV-



That Madara… he was really smart using his Libo Clones like that. I could have entered Kamui, but I would have brought the Limbo Clones with me too as I put my body in the Kamui dimension and that is dangerous as my plans go along.


So I let him kill me. Honestly I was outclassed by him so it doesn't matter anyway, also my Kamui must remain a secret till the last moment. No o...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 21



Title: Training...




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Karla has already learned Gyo too, she is turning it on her hands to concentrate her Aura. As she does that, she looks at me and smiles waving around her hand, but her Gyo stops working as she loses concentration. Gyo has been a little hard on her (in comparison to other techniques) as when she sees me she always seems to lose concentration.


I smile at her, as I am lying down on the ground and using SHU...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 20



Title: Learning Nen...



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"Don't worry, we will be okay. I will also be teaching them about the special power that you have too… I know Nen" As I say that to Machi, I see her eyes widen in surprise at this.


"H -How?" Asks Machi, but I just have a mysterious smile on my face. I can't exactly tell her the truth, and if I lie, she might notice so it's better to act mysterious in these situations.

"Well… you know. Seeing you ...

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Naruto: Dream To Immortality

Chapter 228



Title: Gate of Death…




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A couple minutes before Naruto opened his eyes, Kakashi together with the 'dead' Naruto on his shoulder and Yami's clone who has Guy on his other shoulder arrived at the moment. They arrive at where the rest of the Allied Shinobi Forces are.





Madara on the other hand, as he travelled towards Kakashi and the others, he let the ten tails appear on its tree form and spread its roots when he saw...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 19



Title: Leaving a Mark in History...



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As McGonagall goes away from the teacher's booth, Dumbledore just looks back at the Quidditch field as the game seems to start again.


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Gilderoy mounts his broom and hovers above ground with his other two chaser teammates beside him. In a Quidditch game, in one team there are three chasers, two beaters, one keeper and one seeker. So the keepers of each team were already floating at th...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 18



Title: Quidditch Match...



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One week passes after my confrontation with the Marauders and since that day I have been having my guards up against their pranks. I guess this will be like my new training method. 

I am walking alone, along the Hogwarts hallways as I go towards the Quidditch field with my broom in hand. The game will be in another half an hour. 


Well, the game between Gryffindor and Slytherin has al...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 19



Title: Running Away...





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-Sub POV-


I just hug Karla back and say. "No need to worry Karla, you know how strong I am. I did after all kill all of the people in here." 


She stiffens when she hears that, but that is only for a split second as she still hugs me. I look at Machi, she has a calm look on her face like always. I just open one of my arms while with the other arm I hug Karla. 


"Come he...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 25



Title: Let Me Save You Damn It!?!?!



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As I kneel in front of the doctor, I don't really feel any pride nor shame. It is just another action to further my goals, so at best it is just indifference. That is really all that there is to it.

The doctor who was scared of me, looks at me with wide eyes. No matter how dangerous someone is, once he bows or kneels in front of you, instinctively someone assumes that he is not dangerous.&n...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 18



Title: True Colors...




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When I sense the person standing out of the door, I can't help but frown a little. By using my EN and spreading my Aura in a circular motion around 15 meters. 


Hmmm… so that person is just waiting on the outside for me. Obviously the guards were killed by the same person too.


I take a deep breath and decide to open the door and as I look towards the person, I am surprised to see...

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In Gotham with Mob Boss System

Chapter 6



Title: Druggies ….




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One week passes after I went into the speed force. Since then, I usually enter the speed force only when I want to study, or else I just stay here. 

Currently, I am in my apartment room. I have a computer in front of me and I am coding a website which will make me rich in the future. The program is a simple website where people can buy books from by ordering them online, currently, I have almo...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 17



Title: The Marauders...



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"The title of the book will be: 101 Charms to Dealing With Household Pests -By Gilderoy Lockhart." I say to professor Slughorn who looks at me a little surprised. Obviously for a first year to know that many spells is surprising, but for someone like me who has studied magic for almost a decade. I mean I am pretty sure that most of the teachers (the competent ones) at Hogwarts can beat me and are more knowled...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 32



Title: Military Mind...



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Arthur smiles as he sees the carnage in front of him. All of the Reach's ships were completely obliterated. This is the perfect result he likes, he hates fighting enemies, he would rather f*ck them, because that is what he is good at. 

Arthur looks at Davos and says. "Go and take some men and capture every single survivor. Kill any who don't comply. Spare no life… and be careful. You are worth 10,00...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 24


Title: Kneeling...



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As the countless mochi, punches wreck my body, and I start feeling some dull internal pain. I calm down and look into the future for the next 1.5 seconds again and as I see where the next punches will exactly come.


Fwosh! Fwosh! Fwosh!....


I easily dodge them all, using my midair maneuverability to my advantage. Though sadly it seems like my legs are actually cramping and soon I will get too tired to...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 17



Title: Sub vs Lovro...



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As soon as the people start shooting at me I immediately stop using EN to sense every movement that they make within my 15-meter range. I gather all of my Nen towards my body, knowing that En will be useless anyway, I can't dodge this amount of bullets anyway, so I will have to tank it then. As the bullets come close I use Ren, which pushes my Nen explosively outward. 


<Cheap Dirt>

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In One Piece as aFishman

Chapter 23



Title: I Can See...



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As the water hits Big Mom, I rejoice inside my heart, but then my eyes widen when I see the dark Haki coated mochi surrounding her. I clench my shark-like teeth in anger at this. Damn it… I was so close, for a split second, I thought that I hit her.

Fu*k… this… 


Ok, I need to be calm, so I just take a deep breath and think back on everything I know. I don't have any right-hand man, no one...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 16



Title: Killing is overdramatic...



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-General POV-


Machi was startled when she heard the three gunshot sounds. Immediately she used Ten by putting more Aura giving it more defensive properties.

Immediately she takes her army knife and wires, though she doesn't need the latter due to already having the ability to transmute her Aura into strings. She takes a bunch of needles with her too. 


As she walks outside h...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 15


Title: The Only Way...



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I look at Machi as she grabs her food, I am a little shocked at this. I can see, she is using Ten to keep her Aura from leaking. How did she learn it? Did she meet the future Phantom Troupe, or was she awakened by getting forcefully initiated to Nen, by getting hit by a Nen attack, or something like that? Both possibilities are probable, I know that she could have been hit by a Nen attack while attempting the assa...

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In One Piece as aFishman

Chapter 22



Title: Attacking During an Opportune Time...



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Jaw's new bounty was 1,300,000,000 ß. It created a ripple in the whole world, he fought Big Mom, and out of the two, she came out injured while Jaw had no reported injuries. 



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Big Mom is currently in her ship, she has a bandage all over her torso.


Munch!

Munch!

Gulp!

She is earings a mountain of sweets that is next to her. She has...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 14



Title: Efficient...




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When she told me that we would learn joint dislocation.  I immediately decided to accept it. "Sure, when do we start."


Azula smiles at me, showing her jagged teeth. "Right now."

She jobs her hand towards my shoulder and she kicks my stomach, knocking my breath out. She uses her hand which she had on my shoulder to dislocate it, she then tries to jump up from her place that she is sitting on...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 16



Title: Unsure...






"By the way Gil, what are you planning to do once you leave Hogwarts?"

As Slughorn asks that, I am immediately contemplating different options of what to say. In the end, I just answer. "I am unsure Professor Slughorn. I have quite some plans when I get outside of here, but at the same time no plans whatsoever. Maybe become a quidditch player… honestly I am still unsure, I want to be an Auror, but at the same ti...

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IN GOTHAM WITH MOB BOSS SYSTEM

Chapter 5



Title: Becoming a 'Genius'...



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After my rebirth in this world, around one week passes, and here I am. Outside of my newly renovated apartment building. I painted the outside in a very light red, I fixed some of the cracked windows and refurbished the whole thing. The building is seven stories high with forty-two apartments. Meaning six apartments for every floor. I myself live on the 3rd floor, I am planning to use the ground floor to ope...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 13


Title: Silent Step...



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I just carry the girl on my back as we walk silently. Azula takes this chance to say. "I thought you knew better than this kid."

I know that she is addressing me when she says this. But I don't say anything, I don't care about her opinion really. I do things because I want to do them, not because someone else says I should do them. 

I just keep carrying the girl, Azula turns away from me in annoyanc...

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IN GOTHAM WITH MOB BOSS SYSTEM

Chapter 4



Title: Killer...



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-James Viti (MC) POV-


After that whole deal with the police I decide that it is better if I just return home. Well more like I will return back to my abandoned apartment building, who is more like my base of operations. The place us sh*tty and unfurnished. I currently have around 1000$ on me, my income is around 500$ a month that I get from protection money. 

But that way of income has to go. I am just...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 12



Title: Starting the Assassination Classes...



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The next day Machi goes on outside of here to complete her assignments. 


Welp, hope she doesn't die, nothing I can do for her now so no use in concentrating on her anymore. Now I just need to train some more, I don't know why but feeling myself get stronger and stronger has become kinda addictive. I am definitely planning on going to the Dark Continent in the future to get tha...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 15



Title: The New Chaser is….


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After the ritual only four days later I was approached by Flitwick during dinner. He just came to me while I was manipulating some kids. 


He just said. "Gilderoy, tomorrow will be your match with the current Ravenclaw Chaser William. Show up at the Quidditch pitch after classes and we will have the competition. Me and Madame Hooch will be the judges."


When I heard that I smiled towards...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

 Chapter 11



Title: Going Away...



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After having Machi bring me to my room, I just lie down in my bed thinking as my Nen spreads out, asound one metre around me. I take a deep breath and try to hold it, then breathe out, taking rhythmic breaths helps me calm down.


My Aura expands and starts forming in a circular shape, allowing me to sense any movement inside of it, this is the advanced Nen technique called EN.


In Ren, aura...

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