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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 42


Title: The Palace Invasion (part 2)


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 I kicked Pitou away, to stop her from interfering. Her body flies away at breakneck speeds.


I mean even at my level, if she interferes in a battle, it is likely to interrupt my fighting rhythm and even I am likely to get killed by the king because of that. This battle isn't something where I am absolutely sure of winning with interference.


These actions all happened in less tha...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 41


Title: The Palace Invasion...


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Jax conjures his tablet, there are quite a lot of apps but he clicks on the Stats app. and looks at his stats…


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[JAX MILLER]

Age: 30



[Talent] Lvl: 12   (0/12800 exp)


Exp: 3933


Str Lvl: 10       (5/3200 exp) 
Agi Lvl: 10       (8/3200 exp)
End Lvl: 11   ...

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Q&A

Voice your complaints or on how I should improve my patreon page. I am relatively new so sorry if I am not 100% efficient with it🙏.

But if you point it out I am most likely to fix it.👍


P.S; HxH chapters coming soon.😁

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 40


Title: Chimera Ant Massacre...


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"By the way, what is the game that you want to play." Asks Netero.

Jax smiled at this, and his eyes got a certain sense of amusement on them. "Well I wanna see who can kill the most Chimera Ants without getting caught. Since you are old, you can have Morel and Knov backing you up… since… you know… you are an old man and all that." 


Immediately Netero screams hysterically. "WHO ARE YOU CALL...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 39



Title: We don't need weaklings...



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Jax, who has now gotten rid of his glasses and is just calmly walking with his hands in his pockets. He is wearing his suit like usual, and no dirt or grime seems to be on his suit. He seems just like your everyday sharp businessman, but what amazed Killua, Morel, Knov and even Netero is Jax's Aura.

The Aura is massive and the other's (except Netero) face's being filled with nervousness, even tho...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 38


Title: Kite vs Pitou, The Hunters Arrive...




-General POV-



Kite seeing that Gon and Killua start to run away, he sighs in relief. He can help and buy them some time to escape.

Jax also sees this but he decides to ignore Gon and Killua, in favor of seeing the fight between Kite and Pitou. 

Kite summons his Crazy Slots Hatsu. Which takes the form of a small, clown like creature floating next to him.

As soon as t...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 37


Title: Neferpitou is BORN...


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-Two Days Later-



It took only two days for Jax to arrive at the outskirts of NGL. He dropped Mikasa in one of the towns in the outskirts, outside of the NGL.


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-Jax POV-


Now… I can finally meet some monsters of my caliber. Meruem… I am coming for you.

 
But still, I decided to do this journey by foot instead of relying on my bug flying dragon. After all, ...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 36


Title: Getting Ready...


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-General POV-


Jax just looks at the people in front of him, while he is standing upside down as if defying gravity, even his hair and clothes seem normal.
Killua and Biscuit are very suspicious of Lax, but Gon has stars in his eyes as he looks at him.


"So anyway. Can I get the cards since you don't need them anymore?" Asks Jax as he has a small smirk on his face.

Gon just smiles and says. ...

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Q&A

I need to concentrate in one story, currently the HxH one has the highest votes on the poll. I can finish that one in 10-15 days, if I concentrated only on that one and Dream to Immortality. Would that be acceptable with you guys?

Then I can start taking these stories and finishing them one by one or two at once because writing all at once can get a little confusing (Especially with the sh*t that has been going on real life for me.)

I wanted to ask if this would be okay with you...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 26


Title: The Battle Of The Bells...



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After that little adventure of mine with the Lady Redwyne. I was in an amused mood, she was trying really hard to please me and try to lead me by the di*k. But sadly for her I am not a man who thinks with his lower head… like most of the other High Born in this world are. Also I learned that her name is Jenny… which I will most likely forget once we are out of here, she after all isn't important at ...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 25



Title: Lady Redwyne...



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As Arthur walks forward he has a smirk on his face as he looks at Lady Redwyne. He gets off his horse and walks past her.


He goes towards the little boy lord, he just calmly walks forward, as his smirk slips off his face. The little Redwyne lord is absolutely terrified as Arthur walks close to him.


"Hmmmm… what should I do with you… I guess putting your cute little head on a pike would se...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 35


Title: Greed Island END...


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I just wait a little here in Greed Island, just a little more until Gon and the others get all of the cards.


I am currently in one of the hotels, there are two seperate beds, I am lying on one bed with Mikasa on the bed next to me, her eyes dull and emotionless like a doll's. 


After the game is finished, I am planning on getting all of the cards, after all having these abilities in the o...

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Q&A

Ask or complain about anything, and I will try to fix it.🤣🤣🤣🤣


P.S: New chapter for Dream To Immortality soon...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 19



Title: War Against Big Mom...



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After the ordeal with Jaws angering Big Mom. He immediately started preparing for their inevitable encounter. The news has already gotten out that Big Mom is personally going to come after him. 


Jaws was currently back at his base in Raijin Island, scheming against Big Mom.


Even though he showed it to no one, Jaws was intimidated by her too. You would have to be a fool, to not...

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Q&A

Ask me questions about the stories or any problems that you might have.




P.S: Soon I will start regularly uploading twice a day like before.🤣👍


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(Ignore the weird sh*t I sometimes say in there.🤣🤣🤣)

In discord there are also some Patreon Only channels.


Sorry I can't seem to be able to connect Patreon with discord...🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️

I even googled it how to do it but it doesn't seem to work for...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 34




Title: Mikasa... the ultimate condition...




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Gon just shook his head sideways when he hard this. "I don't need to know that, I just simply need to find Ging. After all, knowing something like knowing WHEN I will find Ging, wouldn't help at all and would make my journey with my friend boring... I would hate that."



Jax just smiled at this and shrugged his shoulders. 

"Well that is your choice kid." Sai...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 33



Title: JAN- KEN - ROCK...



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Then Jax's aura all turned in a golden color, and it went towards his fist, this strange phenomenon produced a strange sound as his fist started shining like the sun. The ball that he threw upwards, started falling down.

And finally, he said the word...
"JAN - KEN -"


With every word he said, his Nen got even stronger. Jax charged the attack until the ball was in front of him... and then he...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 32




Title: WHAT!?!?



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  -One Month Later-


On the beach of Greed Island, a man was dodging as a little girl around twelve years old, with short orange hair and she usually wears a blue dress. Suddenly, another woman with cold black eyes and black hair appeared behind the man. The woman had a knife in her hand and attempted to stab the man. 


The man was wearing a suit and reading glasses. He had his hands in...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 31



Title: Mikasa's cry...


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As soon as Mikasa hears the whisper behind her. She immediately turned around, and clenched her fist and punched whomever was behind her. Before the punch connected though she used KO and with 100% of her Nen concentrated on her fist she backhanded the person behind her.


*crunch*


As her punch connected Mikasa heard the loud crack of bones breaking. And saw the person she just hit… and her hand...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 30


Title: Greed Island...


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I just smile, I analyse the ring and see some Nen Inscriptions on the inside of it. I must say, this is some complicated stuff, I can't help but wonder how many talented people and how long it took to create Greed Island. I was here just so I could get some cards that would have a very good utility in the Dark Continent. 


I have visited countless ruins about the Dark Continent and learned that every da...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 18



Title: Perospero vs Jaw



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Perospero just looks at Jaws with such an intensity, that if looks could kill, Jaws would be dead a hundred times over. 


Then as Perospero is standing on his giant creature, that seems like a giant slug made of candy, he starts generating even more candy around his body. Encasing him in hardened pink candy, that takes the form of armor all around his body.


{CANDY ARMOR}


<...

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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari

Chapter 19




Title: Secret Relationship!!


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The next day after I learned how to use Railgun. I have a happy smile on my face that I can't wipe off.


I am not going to lie to myself. I am very excited. I was planning on asking out Momo today. Obviously not making it seem like a date, that would be dumb, most guys don't get a date because they asked for a date... I need to be subtle with this.


Also, Momo is too dull and innocent...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 17



Title: The attention of a Yonko...



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-Jaws (MC) POV-



After I finish my daily exercise and sea the water movement. I can't help but smile a little. Endless amounts of training have led me here. My children, my family… it has been growing stronger and stronger.

Obviously, the kids are nowhere near strong enough to mean anything in a battle, after all even the oldest are all currently only around six years old.


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IN GOTHAM WITH MOB BOSS SYSTEM

Chapter 3



Title: Quests...



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I just look at the tag in front of me...


[You have triggered a Mission]

_____________________


Mission Introduction: As a fledgling criminal, you need to do something bad. 

Mission Requirements: Pickpocket Someone.


Failure Condition(s): Don't finish the objective, death.

Reward: 1,000 Exp, 1 Random Criminal Skill.

Difficulty: E
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IN GOTHAM WITH MOB BOSS SYSTEM

Chapter 2



Title: I have a Gang System... so what? 





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The one that I picked is... the [Basics To Magic] book. After all I already have a good way to escape and run away.


 Now I need another power that will help me cover the weakness of that. And magic should be generally very versatile so it can be used for a lot of stuff, plus I don't know but I might be able to cast a lot of spells of I can use magic while using the...

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IN GOTHAM WITH MOB BOSS SYSTEM

Chapter 1


Title: Eye Opening 



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As soon as I open my eyes… I first noticed that I am not in a dream. Next thing I notice is that I am in an unfamiliar environment, sitting in a chair. I see that there  are also five guys looking at me. Describing their look I would say that they are... average... extremely average looking guys with suits and sunglasses. 


Also I seem to be wearing prescription glasses... I never needed gla...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 16



Title: Growing Stronger...




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Four days pass after the ordeal with Fisher Tiger and in the underground city of Raijin Island. Jaw's kids were all like usual just messing around the castle. Then another Fishman came to the castle holding a newspaper. He had an excited and at the same time nervous look on his face.

When the Fishman entered the castle he just yelled out. "BIG NEWS!!!"


Before he could say anythi...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 14


Title: Drug- I mean fairy dust...



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After the Time Travel sh*t… nothing really out of the norm happened. And that is how my first month of Hogwarts School went, but I still couldn't get my mind off the Time Travel… now that I have proof that I have succeeded, I need to work hard to reach that success. I need to be able to reach at least Voldemort's power level by the time Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts.


I remember from my first...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 29



Title: Versatile Hatsu...



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While gathered here with all of them. I just looked towards Hisoka and smiled. "That is quite the creepy smile that you have, Clown -kun."



Hisoka doesn't answer, he just gets up and is about to walk towards me, but Phinks immediately just says. "Hisoka don't… or you will get us all killed."


Hisoka's eyes widened at this and he looked towards Chrollo and the others to confirm this...

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