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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 4
Title: My Hatsu/Special Ability  is...




*Fwosh*




My nen concentrates in my hand as if it is all being sucked into it… Then a tablet appears on my hand. I stop my REN and go to TEN which I keep always active to slow down my aging.



By the way I have a face that looks like a 16 year old but I am taller than the average one. I'm 1.85 meters (6"1') with black hair and brown eyes with a good looking face and a pair of glasses. I...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 3
Title: Meeting a Canon character


-Time Skip- ( Age 15)


 
I have gotten quite stronger since last time normal people can no longer be compared to me. I have trained my body quite hard... my nen amount is now larger than before.


 I haven't seen any hunter around to compare it to. In the next years to come... I am going to keep a lookout for them. 


I am now in university studying medicine away from my hometown. I am known...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 2
Title: My Nen Category is...


The leaf started rotating a little.
Ahhh I see so I am a manipulator. Well that is quite good. It's not that bad of a nen category... because everyone of them has their uniqueness and strengths.



Manipulator what can I do with that… hmmmm I have a basic idea on my Hatsu but it would take my lifespan to get it completed because of my lack of talent or nen amount. 



Anyway instead of wasting my lifespan I...

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Hunter X Hunter: Selfish Wish

Chapter 1
Title: Reborn in a world of hunters 


Dying is a new feeling of anger for me.
I was about to go to college for 
engineering with a scholarship.
I had it all planned out for college. I was going to make some connections there knowing some people getting the best grades and using those people that I made connections with to get a good job and then I will plan to go higher and higher until I touch the sky. I had plans to get rich quick. I even had a fami...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 2 



Title:



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When I go inside the leaky Cauldron I see people drinking on the tables. It is morning so there is no great noise, singing or anything like that. Then mother immediately goes into the side with me and the rest of the family following her where there is a brick wall. She taps in a pattern in the wall. The wall then opens to reveal something truly amazing. I could see my sisters and even my father be amazed by the sights.&...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 1



Title: Reborn!??!





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There is blood all around me... I am looking at my attacker... he is just running away letting me bleed in this cold hard pavement floor...  feeling my life spilling out of me. I go for the inside of my jacket to look for my phone... as soon as I am about to call the ambulance... my vision gets blurry and everything goes black. Damn it...



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I DON'T WANT TO DIE

&nb...

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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari

Chapter 3



Title: U.A Entrance Exam



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One year has passed since the conversation with Kirishima. In one week the U.A entrance exam will come. 



I look at Kirishima in front of me, he has hardened all his body. Ever since we decided to train together, we have been sparring in my backyard like this quite often.


"HHHAAAAAA." He yells out a war cry coming towards me. Well then time for some fun, I coat my right arm in a little e...

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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari

Chapter 2




Title: Promise 






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After the incident yesterday my life is returning to normal. I need to train some more, I only have one year until  U.A starts and all of the canon shenanigans begin. By then I must be strong enough to survive, I can't count in a mid-battle power up. 


I arrive at the school locker and I am changing my shoes, Japanese schools are so weird.

Then I sense Mina come towa...

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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari

Chapter 1



Title: Reborn in a HERO world





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"Happy Birthday Kaminari -chan."



I look around me… there are some family members... It feels surreal that I have been here for four years. In a world, I thought to be fictional. I died by electricity and was reborn as a character who will have the quirk to produce electricity... 



Well anyway ever since I understood that I was in My Hero Academia w...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 11






Title: Useful...




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[Arthur (MC) POV]




I cleaned my knife with a white cloth as I looked at Mora's dead body. While sitting at the table I couldn't help but try to comprehend her thinking process. Did she think I wouldn't kill her? True, this will leave many clues that would lead to me and many people saw her here too.


Maybe she didn't understand just how much power money had. Just a couple of g...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter  10


Title: Being Sure...



...
-Mora (II)- (The Female Ship Builder)



At the front gate, a maid came and offered to escort me to her Lord. As I followed along I passed the fountain in the middle of the garden, it had the statue of an eagle in the middle and the thing seemed almost alive as its eyes shone red.


After that uncomfortable experience, I went inside the mansion and the first thing I noticed was the banner on the wall. ...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 9




Title: The Tale of a Lady...





After finishing the deal with the woman, Arthur ordered 15 middle-sized merchant ships. The order wasn't anything special, but as Arthur walked away, he had a smile on his face.






...
-Mora (Female Ship Dealer) POV-






As I was walking on to a certain place that I hated. My mind couldn't help but contemplate the decisions in my life and how things had gone. E...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 8


Title: Unlimited Blackmail Works





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In a balcony of one of the lavish houses in Braavos, Arthur leaned on the railing and looked at the giant statue that could be seen even from here. He was wearing loose clothes and his hair had grown a little taller now, but he let it grow as he no longer would be fighting anyone anymore. What he needed now was to be charming, something that combined both physical appearance and personality.



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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 7



Title: And the Nobel Prize Goes to...



...
-Arthur (VIII)-



Eddard looked around and didn't know whether to fight me or not. But by now I had the hearts of the audience set aflame, they had already lost quite some money against me. They wanted to at least see my face bashed in a little.



"C'mon Stark! Break that drunk's face!" 


"Just look at that smug look! His face is pretty much begging to be punched!"
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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 6



Title: Unlimited Scam Work...



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-Arthur (V)-



After my victory, I was invited to the feast. This whole Tourney and celebration were being held for some Tyrell that was born recently. 


The chubby  Lord next to me continued rambling to my ear about something that I didn't care about.



I knew from canon that he will only keep getting fatter and fatter as he gets older. That was Mace Tyrell, the big oaf...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 5 





Title: Fight of the Flower Knights!







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Looking at Maggy's dead body my hand went towards a small pouch in my waist and I took out a cloth and started cleaning the short blade that I had used to kill Maggy.



Her dead eyes were still open in shock and seemed to stare out into open space. If it wasn't for the slit throat and the slow coming paleness of her face, one could have mistaken her for alive.

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 4


Title: Love & Betrayal 



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-Arthur III-


As the eyes of the woman sitting in the chair opened wide. She looked at me in panic and looked at my drawn sword, then she started yelling. "GET OUT OF HERE!!" 


Maggy got out of her chair and came towards me. Intending to push me out of her shack, in response to that I just put my sword back in its sheath and grabbed the woman's hands by her wrists.



"Excuse me, ...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 3


Title: Start of the Journey 



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When the bandit saw that there was no other choice he scrambled to grab his sword and looked at the people around him, all of them with their weapons out. 


Arthur smirked. If this was a battle, he would have attacked when the man went to grab his sword, but that wasn't the case here. He wanted to see how his Swordsmanship would fare against a real opponent who wanted to kill him.

Also usually ...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 2



Title: Bandits




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When I went inside my father's office/lord's room. The place was as dreadful as the rest of this castle, with stone walls that seemed to depress even the most energetic of people. I can't wait till I get out of this death trap.

Walder Frey looked at me and smiled, showing his yellow crooked teeth. "Well look who is here, my prettiest son. If your sisters were ...

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Game Of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 1




Title: Reborn?!




…..
As I am currently going to my job when I look at the road I see a teenager with wireless earbuds pass at the crosswalk.

 I also see that a car is going towards her, well I would warn her but she probably won't hear me... and then when she dies I will have to stay here for the ambulance because I called out to her. I would then be late for my job. Sorry but today is a crucial day I can't let that happen.
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