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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 119: I am calmly angry



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With Big Mom’s death, I took over everything she had, from the territory, resources, and riches. I had essentially become a Yonko wearing a Marine coat. Also taking Fishman Island under my protection served as a deterrent to many things, not because the fishman had a big fighting force, since they wouldn’t fight for me or any other human. But they had one other advantage that made them very useful and it was since they could breathe und...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 118: 


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WHOLECAKE MASSACRE: 
Admiral Higumo, also known as Bear D. Max has single-handedly ended the Big Mom Pirates’ tyranny in the new world.
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The paper continued listing off more and more about Max’s accomplishments. Akainu sat on his desk and looked at the newspaper with a frown, but a small smile at the same time. The Five Elders didn’t like this at all, but they couldn’t do anything about it no...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 117: Wholecake Massacre


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Big Mom tried to clash against me, but we were equal in power, though I hadn’t transformed yet, my Haki made up for the difference in physical strength. 


Clang! Clang! Clang!...


We clashed a dozen times in a split second and by the end, my body had transformed to its hybrid form. I looked like a werewolf, except my fur was brown and my ears weren’t pointy. Though I might not look like much, the energy I had store...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Frey

Chapter 67




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-Oliver (VI)- 



As the war, if it could even be called that, was over, I and Arianne fucked in the bedroom of the previous ruler. Now I knew she was a little sad and all that, but I needed a child from her soon. Or else she would start outliving her usefulness and I didn’t want to have to kill the only link I had with Dorne. 


But I knew she still had ties with some of her cousins, the Sand Snakes. While currently, thei...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 116: A Normal Wedding



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The more she listened to me the more Pudding started being enamored with my explanation. She didn’t know that as long as she listened to me, I would hit her weak points and she would be on my palm sooner or later.



Also, the wedding is tomorrow, so even if she wanted to, by that time she won’t be able to see through my deception. If she tried to annul the wedding, Big Mom might kill her so definitely she didn’t want to te...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 115: A Bird in a Cage




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-Max POV-



Seeing Raynare coming back from the bathroom with such a happy look on her face, even though it was only a small unnoticeable mirk, told me a thousand words.



Knowing how fake Pudding acted around me, I wasn’t foolish around women like Sanji. So I won’t grovel myself in front of them even when they want to kill me.



Still, though, Pudding trying to pick a fight with Raynare was ...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 114: Cruel



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Perospero guided us through Wholecake island until we went to Big Mom’s castle that looked like a giant wedding cake. I had over a hundred marine soldiers with me but they were guided to another place while I, Raynare, Negan, Reiju, Ain, Binz, and Gion stayed together. 



Skinny Joey would lead the other men in case anything happened. He wasn’t that strong and had an inferiority complex, but he was a good guy.


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Once...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 113: My Version of Truth



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Two weeks passed after my discussion with Big Mom and it didn’t take too long for everything between me and her to be set up. The wedding will be in two weeks and quite a lot of people have been invited, especially those from the underworld and a couple of CP-0 agents.


On my part, I only invited my close crew and the marines who work under me. I laid back in my chair and looked at the ceiling of my office and thought about wh...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 112: Plans To Destroy the Yonko



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A couple of months passed after my fight with Kaido, my injuries had already fully healed and I had come to a decision during that time.


The Yonko couldn't exist in the seas I sail.


I had to somehow get rid of them, but that was easier said than done. Because the Yonko also included their crews which were always close to them.


So initially, the only way I could get rid of a Yonko with 100% certainty...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 111: Turn Around


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Max stared and Kaido and the Yonko also 'looked' back, though he had no eyes to see from.


'The first one to become angry would lose.' - both knew that.


In that Kaido had a disadvantage as Max was naturally a calmer person. So it was more of a test for the Yonko, he had to keep his anger in check. Because as soon as he slipped, Max would be there to cut off his neck.




Kaido was the first one to act as he went to...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 95: Astral Plane




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'It is so ironic.' - thought Julie.


In her goblin form, she was weak. The situation had grown opposite of when Alex was in the Magic Academy. Now he was the strong one and she was weak and in his mercy. Julie didn’t have any dreams that their new relationship will be a fair one. Just like she wasn’t fair to him back then, he won’t be fair to her now.


The strong would always decide what the weak should do. Not ...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 110: One Punch to Dominate


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Kaido was shocked, confused, and angered. Looking at the dark blood he had just coughed out, he knew that Max had done something. It was another one of his opponent's cowardly tactics.



Glancing back at Max, he saw the smirk that expressed that he had guessed exactly what Kaido was thinking. 


“Amongst many poisons that I contemplated using when fighting against you, only a handful of them would be able to hur...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 109: Coward's Way



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Someone like Kaido was a monster among monsters. Even when compared to the other Yonko, he still stood out due to his resilience, something that was a combination of his naturally powerful body and Devil Fruit. Even the strongest human weapons wouldn’t leave a scratch on his skin. There was no technique to it, nor any trick, just a combination that made a beast. 


Max, to even get close to that had to use techniques to be able t...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 108: Lucky?


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Even as flames came towards him and the heat tortured his body, Max just stood there and didn’t transform using his Devil Fruit. Instead, he seemed to welcome the burning sensation with pain in his eyes.


He looked at the others as his skin boiled. “Have you ever thought about how hard it is to sometimes train your Haki after a certain level?”



Trebol, Pica, Diamante, they all felt fear grip their hearts as they looked at Max...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 107: Takeover




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Max’s presence was overwhelming. Smoker felt like he was choking on air as he stared at the man that was still shorter than him. But his size couldn’t be underestimated, because in the Marineford Max had been one of the biggest. His contribution there had been undeniably large. Killed Portgas Ace. dealt the finishing blow on Whitebeard and weakened the man initially, blinded Kaido in one eye.



But even with all that, Smoker nev...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 106: Metamorphosis



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Marine Base G-5, was a place in the New World where the worst of the worst amongst Marines go. Only people like Smoker and Vergo were able to keep these kinds of rowdy people in check. 


Of course, today was a special day as the base would be transferred from Vergo's command to Admiral Max's. The transaction would have normally been done silently, but since the new leader was an Admiral. Everyone except some guards lined up in th...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 105: Dark Orders




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After Max met with the Five Elders, almost a month passed. No one made any moves during that month and it was as if the world took a deep breath, getting ready for something big.
 



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Akainu stared at the man who was the newest big thing on the World Government's list. Being on that piece of paper wasn’t good, as they will do almost anything they can to eliminate you out of society without the world even knowing abo...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 94: The Joy of Power



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"GhatAhhhh!!" The painful scream of a creature rang out in a dark forest close to the Soul Sect. One of the creatures inhabiting it was injured. 


The injured creature was a goblin wearing rags which consisted of crudely cut animal skin. And it had a wooden splinter go straight through its foot. Blood pooled on the corrupted dark grass below, as blood slithered out of the injury profusely.


The goblin looked at his f...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 104: I can make you bow


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Half a month passed and Max had arrived in Mariejois after a quick journey. He was being escorted by over a dozen Cipher Pol agents towards the Five Elders building.


But the inhabitants of this place didn't take too kindly to him being here.


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A World Noble with pink messy pink hair and the normal outfit appropriate for Celestial Dragons. He was Saint Cama, an average World Noble by their standards. 


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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 103: Lioness




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Sitting in his office, Akainu contemplated the things that had been happening recently. Being the Fleet Admiral wasn't easy, and every little thing required his attention.



Still, though, the most important thing was to have other highly positioned people who were willing to support him within the Marines. That would make everything easier. There was Kizaru, and even though they had known each other for quite a long time, Akainu ha...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 102: Suspicions




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Gion was a Vice Admiral with bright brown eyes, black hair, and a spider tattoo on her thigh. She was quite strong even amongst others of similar rank. And that same woman glanced at Max with suspicion 


Normally she wouldn't have been so skeptical of him but she saw it, in the war… She saw him murdering Admiral Aokiji.


Well, she didn't directly observe the scene, but she saw Aokiji appearing close to Max and encomp...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 101: New Chapter 





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Sengoku sighed as he looked at his office one last time... this was it. He now had to let go of his position as Fleet Admiral that he had held on to for years. He wanted Aokiji to take over as he was the best successor that would lead the Marines in the right direction. 


Sadly the Ice Admiral had died under unknown circumstances. Most people assume he died in the war bravely. That was what even most Marines were thin...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 13: Seduction




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The second Suki had opened her eyes, she was ready to fight. But there wasn't anyone around, and she recognized her room. 

So within a split second, she realized that there was no danger.


"So you are finally awake," an old granny with a kind look on her face came into her room. "Who would have thought that kind young man had hit you so hard. By the way, you have been unconscious for almost five hours."




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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 12: Kyoshi Island







We left the Southern Air Temple after burying all of the corpses there. Though by now only bones were left of them.


It was a hard experience for Aang, but an awakening one too. He now understood what had to be done and the devastation of the Fire Nation.




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After setting off from the Southern Air Temple we decided to take a course of where we would go. Well, I did while Katara was sewing something an...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 11: Outburst




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Aang was lost in a trace as he looked at Avatar Roku's statue. Katara brought him out of it by lightly shaking his shoulder.


"Are you okay?" She inquired, and Aang nodded.


"This is Avatar Roku," he suddenly mumbled. He knew the name without me even seeing anything.


But I quit paying attention to them and looked around the room some more. The place was filled with Avatar statues, and only that engraving hidden wel...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 10: Southern Air Temple




Title: Aang Goes Home...




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Once we arrived at the Southern Air Temples, it was quite a nice structure. Something very majestic, even by modern standard, in a world where skyscrapers exist. The towers that were risen seemed like they were fused with the mountain.


“This is the Southern Air Temple!” Aang pointed at the place as Appa landed on the ground. “But… no one is here…” he looked around dish...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 9





Looking around I couldn't see anything and only the small flickering flame provided me with any type of lighting in the area. 


Should I wake up Aang and Katara? No, doing that would only raise them into a sense of panic, and sis wasn't anything special in fighting yet. Also, even though the situation was creepy, there was no notification from my Sense Danger Skill. Meaning the enemy was harmless, at least for the moment.




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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 100: End of the Marineford War...





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Shanks gazed at Marineford from far away and frowned. 


"Aren't we going?" Asked Yasopp with a rifle leaning on his shoulder.



Ben Beckman stared at Shanks, noticing that his captain felt something strange. 


"No." Shanks shook his head. "If we go there, we will be falling right into someone's plans. Luffy is out of there already so it doesn't matter."



Yasopp rai...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 99





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Survival of the fittest, that was how the world worked. No matter at which stage, even when humans had everything handed to them, the same ideology presided. 



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Whitebeard stood atop his old crewmate, Kaido, and as he used the Quake-Quake power to try and kill him. But unlike other opponents he faced, the beast in front of him was different. While anyone else would have at least been unable to fight with getting an earthquake p...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 98



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Seeing Max being so calm, Blackbeard was nervous at first. But knew that Max was always calm, which freaked him out sometimes. 


People should get angry and be clear about their emotions… on the other hand, the man facing him seemed like an emotionless machine. Nothing seemed to disturb him.




'Creepy bastard.' Thought Blackbeard before a whirlpool of darkness brought Max towards him. 


This time he was ready, ...

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