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To The Order Of Freaks #19

The assembly of the Sacred Order is now convened. Or something.

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Hey, That Tastes Funny

If you could peer inside someone’s tummy, would you want to? How about over and over again? This guy did. Then, JG talks about the reanimating of long dormant creatures and what that means for us. Alexis St. Martin’s stomach hole and zombie viruses in BOX321. Serve chilled.

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Philanthropy Freaks *April*

Most Cherished Members,

As outlined in the official Order of Freaks charter and bylaws, as a member you have voting rights, power and responsibility.

Each month The Box Of Oddities shall pay forward 10% of all support received from Patreon.

Now is the time. You must decide. Upon whom shall The Order of Freaks bestow this offering? Choose wisely.

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A Warehouse Of Potential Babies

JG tells us about a couple who gave birth to a baby conceived when mom was only two years old. And Kat shares the many wonders of the first Emperor of China’s huge funerary complex. A 29 year old embryo and a terracotta army in BOX320. So fresh, it doesn't even make noise when it sits down.

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It's a special kinda day <3

Help us celebrate our friends here on patreon! I hope you don't hate tomatoes or avocados. 

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Chocolate, Spinach And Fish Oil

Got your tickets to the Freak Show next Saturday the 17th on Looped? If not, get them here!

Meet the woman whose face became famous after her death and the woman who holds a Guinness record she doesn't remember achieving. An immortal photo and a woman who seemed immortal in BOX319. It begins with a real bummer and ends up nice. Like a dinner on a cruise ship where you're paired up with other couples,...

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There Are Only 10 Freak Show Vip Tickets Left!

They include the post-show meet and greet with a guaranteed video call from Kat and Jethro! As members of The Order Of Freaks, we wanted to let you know first! Get 'em now, and we'll see you on the 17th!

Get your tickets here! 

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On Having An Internal Shell

Get your tickets to the Freakshow Livestream Event here! 

Flying my kite
In the town square
Tripped on a skull
Hit my knee hard
Picnic juxtaposition
This park is a graveyard, yeah!
Also, snails!
It’s BOX318 and I didn’t buy a snail.


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Can't wait to see you April 17th!

Get your tickets right here! 


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Cedar Chest Of Fiery Death

Attention People of Earth.  Get your tickets to The Box Of Oddities April 17th  interactive live-stream event, Freak Show

Click here for tickets now!

I’m sorry? When was the landmine invented? And a WW2 death camp infiltrator who fought well beyond the end of the war. Kat discusses Ancient Chinese weapons, and JG shares the incredible story of Witold Pilecki in BOX31...

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Yelling At Florence Nightingale In Istanbul

JG tells us about a surgeon who surprised everyone over and over again until the end. Kat gets into a series of murders that a group of women helped solve. It’s Doctor Barry and a NJ serial killer case in BOX316.  Drink responsibility.

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Pre-Sale and Discounts End At 6PM

As a member of The Order of Freaks, you can purchase your tix to The Freak Show before they even go on sale!  Also, you'll save 20% on the Livestream Event Tickets! The Livestream + Meet and Greet tix are very limited, so the price remains the same, but you get the first option for them!

1. Click the link

2. Enter the password, FreakShow

3. Go to Log in and enter your email to create an account

4. Select your Tickets

5. Enter FreakSh...

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Yard Sale Vibrators Are Ill-Advised

**** Don't forget to get your pre-sale tix to The Freak Show Livestream event!***

 Here's how:

1. Click the link

2. Enter the password, FreakShow

3. Go to Log in and enter your email to create an account

4. Select your Tickets

5. Enter FreakShow as the discount code for the Livestream event. (doesn't apply to Meet and Great packages)

Pre-sale tickets are limited and will only be available until Monday, March 29, ...

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Limited Pre-Sale Available Now!

As a member of The Order of Freaks, you can purchase your tix to The Freak Show before they even go on sale!  Also, you'll save 20% on the Livestream Event Tickets! The Livestream + Meet and Greet tix are very limited, so the price remains the same, but you get the first option for them! 

1. Click the link

2. Enter the password, FreakShow

3. Go to Log in and enter your email to create an account

4. Select your Tickets

5. Enter F...

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Philanthropy Freaks *March*

Most Cherished Members,

As outlined in the official Order of Freaks charter and bylaws, as a member you have voting rights, power and responsibility.

Each month The Box Of Oddities shall pay forward 10% of all support received from Patreon.

Now is the time. You must decide. Upon whom shall The Order of Freaks bestow this offering? Choose wisely.

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Tiny Baby Vs. Sumo Wrestler

It’s fun and fast and deadly? And then, these parents hand their babies or let to who? Killer roller coasters and The Naki Sumo Crying Baby Festival in BOX314 - it’s won’t cure gout, but it’s pretty good.

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Nude Male Rumble-Fest

First, it was a national event, it was taken very seriously, and it was all nude. Then, is someone there? People claim an unseen entity helped them during extreme situations. Kat and JG talk about the ancient olympics and the third-man phenomenon in BOX313 - now in technicolor!

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To The Order Of Freaks #18

Dealing with depression and pranking a spam caller. These are the things on our minds.  Also, some major things on the horizon for the Freak Family and we need input from The Order. Grab a bevy and join us as the 18th gathering is now.

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A Head On Collision With Optimus Prime

JG tells us about a man who wouldn’t give up on his wife. Then, is the most beautiful woman in the world responsible for wi-fi? Yeah, kinda. The story of Tom and Tanya Rider and inventor, Hedy Lemarr in this, BOX312. Make sure to stay hydrated, friends!

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A Pay-Per-View Execution

A Pennsylvania highway with a local legend and the sentences that’ll get no do over. Kat shares the tale of Charlie No-Face and JG talks about some good, some not so good, last words from death row. BOX311 is all mixed up.

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The Best Decomposing Whale Carcasses

What do we do with all this poop and all these carcasses? Guess we’ll just leave ‘em in the street! And hey, my joints hurt... guess I’ll find something that's decomposing to get into. It’s the great horse manure crisis and the whale cure in BOX310. Try blowing into the cartridge, that usually works.

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It's Cuttlebone, Not Cuddle Bone

These are some smart mollusks! And then, the long, unlikely journey of a broken violin that sold for 1.6 million dollars. Cuttlefish are smarter than your toddler and the unbelievable tale of Wallace Hartley's violin! It’s BOX309! Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.

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Spotted!

We snagged a quick weekend to Portland and were able to get into the International Cryptozoology Museum! So much fun! 

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Freezing People Is Not Easy

The first guy who opted to be cryogenically frozen, he probably didn’t think it would involve ice from a TV repairman’s stoner neighbor’s freezer, right? And the journey of two nurses that will blow your mind. It’s BOX308 and Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I.

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Crypto Shenaniganry

Kat shares an artist’s mysterious creation that has everyone puzzled. Then, JG talks about a fraternity of aging actors who stole their dead friend for one last round of drinks. The Kryptos sculpture and the Bundy Boys in BOX307. Now you know your onions!

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Here Comes Acid Granny

We celebrate the day a guy tripping balls rode home on a bicycle. And, the most polite war that’s ever taken place. Peek inside this box to learn about the invention of LSD and the Whisky War! A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it’s BOX306

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They Did Nazi That Coming

On this week’s countdown, the smallest take the top spots! And, she sought revenge against those that killed her husband.  The smallest countries and Mariya, the Nazi killing tank girl. It’s BOX305: do not listen if you are allergic to podcasts.

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Arse Based Consumerism

Is it possible for a flight number to be cursed? And this amazing trade nation Egypt is always talking about - where exactly is that? The many disasters of flight 191 and the mystery of the Land of Punt in BOX304. Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

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February Philanthropy Freaks

Most Cherished Members,

As outlined in the official Order of Freaks charter and bylaws, as a member you have voting rights, power and responsibility.

Each month The Box Of Oddities shall pay forward 10% of all support received from Patreon.

Once again - you must decide. Upon whom shall The Order of Freaks bestow this offering? Choose wisely.

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To The Order Of Freaks #17

The Order Of Freaks Roundtable Assembly is called to order. We all miss hanging out with our friends so grab a beverage and hang out with us for a bit. We never know where the conversation will take us! 

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