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December Freaky Philanthropy

Most Cherished Members,

As outlined in the official Order of Freaks charter and bylaws, as a member you have voting rights, power and responsibility.

Each month The Box Of Oddities shall pay forward 10% of all support received from Patreon.

Once again - you must decide. Upon whom shall The Order of Freaks bestow this offering? Choose wisely.

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Exporting The Vampire

It’s a plethora of unearthed graves, old and new. Plus, vampires! London’s mausoleum problem and the Venetian vampire in BOX394. She had dumps like a truck. Truck. Truck.

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Robot Frog Overlords

Science finally brings us solo reproducing Pac-Man frog robots and the disturbing story of a missing Detroit boy found in his own father’s basement. Biological robots and the disappearance of Charlie Bothuell V in BOX393. Not to be used as a replacement for breast milk.

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Make fists with your toes

happiest to you our sweet friends/freaks/family

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Happy Holidays To The Order of Freaks!

Sorry that cards may be a bit late this year!  Kat insisted on writing individual messages on each one. I guess you could say she has a severe case of "Writer's Krampus".  (I'll see myself out)

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A Festive, Yuletide Sasquatch With Halitosis

The body of a miner missing his kicky sticks found in a decades closed mine shaft raises questions. Then, spooky Yuletide traditions and lore from around the world in BOX392. Aw, shit that’s fresh.

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Drunken Clowns And Axe-Wielding Firemen

A belligerent brothel brawl and a barrier-busting brainy badass. The day the clowns bled and Katherine Johnson in BOX391. Caution: potato will be hot.

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Saved By A Urine Soaked Shirt

JG covers the only surgery known to have had a 300% mortality rate, and Kat talks about a volcanic eruption and its survivors̸. Speedy surgeon, Robert Liston, and the tragic demise of the city of St. Pierre in BOX390. Water-resistant, not waterproof.  

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Avoiding The Carnivorous Nun

What causes a group of people to take on an imagined illness? And how much did that lime cost? Mass hysteria and the cost of space stuff in BOX389. We suggest a 7018 electrode, AWS Spec A5.1, with a manufactures amperage rating between 80 and 110 for uphill fill and reinforcement.

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Julie 🖤

Another image of Julie d'Aubigny that I just loved. so sassy! 

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Dreadful Whisperings In My Grave

Imagine living with an evil twin on the backside of your head! Then, the story of the pigeon that saved countless lives during WW1. Edward Mordake and the amazing Cher Ami in BOX388. She thicc.

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The holidays have taken …*flight*

We’re playing cards and I couldn’t decide what I wanted to drink - so fellaman made me a flight 😍 

He came up the the “holidays have taken flight” thing, I’m sorry about that 😆

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Picking Her Teeth With A Rapier

JG tells us about the 17th-century opera singer who would taunt men into bar fights. Kat shares the incredible culture of the “Venice of Africa”. Mademoiselle de Maupin and the lake village of Ganvie in BOX387. Made from 100% real cheese!

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Valet Parking For Alien Aircraft

A mysterious message was received from a British South American Airline flight moments before it vanished over the Andes.  Also, Transylvania is even more creepy than you might have thought. The bizarre 1947 disappearance of The Stardust and the otherworldly Hoia-Baciu Forest known as "The Bermuda Triangle of Romania".  Warning: Listening to BOX386 does not enable you to fly.

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Philanthropy Freaks

Most Cherished Members,

As outlined in the official Order of Freaks charter and bylaws, as a member you have voting rights, power and responsibility.

Each month The Box Of Oddities shall pay forward 10% of all support received from Patreon.

Now is the time. You must decide. Upon whom shall The Order of Freaks bestow this offering? Choose wisely.

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Eating A 19th Century Shoe

What some fans will do to show their commitment to an artist. Then, the Scottish tradition that involved disguised people refusing to leave your home. Fanatics and Skekling in BOX385 - it tastes like feet.

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Tonight 8 PM Eastern U.S. - Link Below!

Kat And JG are inviting you to a scheduled Boom meeting.

Time: Nov 23, 2021 08:00 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada)


Join Zoom Meeting

https://zoom.us/j/95014642350?pwd=MnRyNiswemVjWjVQRHJ2VEhjMEJTdz09


Meeting ID: 950 1464 2350

Passcode: hg0J2s



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Zoom with us tonight!

Reminder!
We’re zooming at 8pm est and we hope you can join us! 

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Cold War Era Mixtape

When in need of rock and roll, you do what you’ve got to do! And then, these books are bound in leather, but not the kind you’d expect. Bone records and human skin books in BOX384. This episode contains no wire hangers.

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To The Order Of Freaks #24

It's the 24th gathering of The Order Of Freaks! Join Kat and JG for a good ol' fashioned "knees up"!

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Zoom with us!

Good day, freaks! We’ve got another zoom date planned and we hope you can join us!
Tuesday, Nov 23 @ 8pm EST

The theme : what are you thankful for? 

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Kiss, kiss, freaks!

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Rage Against The Latrine

A monarchical scandal re: affairs and beheadings. Then, she was a feminist before it was a thing! The execution of Willem Mons and the surprising life of one of our favorite girls in BOX383. Never, ever feed it after midnight. 

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The Sea Captain's Wife's Pig

Malnourishment as entertainment and a most upsetting puritanical frenzy. It’s the Starving Brides of Blackpool and the trials of Thomas Hogg and George Spencer in BOX382. Never to be sandwiched  between pumpernickel.

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Live From New York!

Kat and Jethro are pleased to welcome The Order of Freaks to Caveat in lower Manhattan for our first-ever New York show!

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Challenged By Reality

He claimed his gravitational Warp Drive had been damaged, stranding him in the 21st century. And then, a guy trapped 350 feet below the ocean's surface with seemingly no way out.  The time-traveling spammer and the unbelievable story of deep-sea diver Chris Lemons. Neither the seller nor the manufacture will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of BOX381.

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Antique Poo And Screaming Toddlers

"They couldn't believe he got away with it for as long as he did". And then, a guy with a backhoe strikes it rich. Sort of.  The shocking life of 70's wrestler, Mr. X and the oldest cache of gold and treasure ever discovered.  BOX380 is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied.

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A Serious Wig Enthusiast

Time Traveling Nazis? Well, maybe... And then, Andy Warhol was way stranger than you may have thought! The Nazi Die Glocke project and some lesser know yet completely bizarre facts about Andy Warhol.  Contents of BOX379  may settle during shipment.

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800,000 Year Old Cannibals

We’re very sciency today! First, JG explores the family history of a man that goes back further than any other. Then, Kat talks about what babies these days are being born without! Proteins help us see into the past and the current evolution of humans in BOX378. We have a new dog, so I have to go now.

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4th Halloween Special Pt. 2

We had so many great submissions from all over the world that we thought we'd share a few more! Here's a bonus episode! Happy Halloween Freak Family!

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