“They have food,” Brittany interrupted. May smiled. “As my colleague here just informed you, it’s not legal to be out on the streets while this settlement is under occupation.”
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“Have a look. Nobody’s around!” May argued. “They have maaaagic,” Marcia whispered back, “we don’t need ta see them for them ta hear us.” May’s face reddened. “That’s what they want us to think. To live in fear of them all the time, while I for one—well, hello, what have we here?”
2019-10-16 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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I mean that you think their 3d figure is hotter than the others.
2019-10-16 08:00:11 +0000 UTC
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“Alright,” Helena said, standing on the bar, “We outnumber them, and we have the element of surprise. Amandine and Yvette have supplied you with what you need. Those pies will temporarily blind and distract the soldiers. Disarm and strip them. When the coast is clear, tie them up. You three—don’t let them out of the gate. We can’t have them brining reinforcements. Private Broussard, you’ll lead the gate team. Yvette, you are with me. We’re going after ...
2019-10-12 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Auriane smiled, “Yvette got two of the guards to strip themselves and hold still as she tied them up and locked them in a closet.” Amandine looked intrigued, “However did you do that?”
“Through the magic of honeybees,” Yvette said proudly.
Emile frowned, “Well, good for you, but we can’t sue that trick on ALL of the soldiers. We don’t have enough bees.” “What DO we have?” Private Broussard chimed in. Yvette smiled, “Amandine, are ...
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“Again, miss knight-errant, we have no weapons and no warriors. I already tried to fight back, and Sabrina here had to scrape me off the cobblestones of the plaza,” Emile said.
“I’m sorry you were hurt, Emile, but we really need to organize the people, right now,” came a new voice. Silhouetted in the doorway were three figures. Emile could make out Auriane in her beret, another figure was tall, carrying a bow, and the one speaking was…
2019-10-08 05:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Emile cleared her throught, “Sorry, that’s Amandine. She owns the biggest bakery in town. Ever have those honey knots? Yeah, they’re from her shop. I’m Emile, and this is my barmaid, Sabrina.”
2019-10-07 05:00:01 +0000 UTC
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“Auriane? Is she alright?” “She came to the capital city asking for help for Dacqoise. The queen could not spare any troops at this time.” “Figures,” Emile responded, in a guarded tone. “But I, Helena the Green, am a knight errant, only adjunct to the court of Plouffe.” “What the hell does that mean?” a red-headed tavern maid asked, grabbing a bottle.
“It means she was free to defy the queen and come here to help us,” Emile translated, adding, ...
2019-10-06 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
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“Well, this is quite a watering hole for such a little village,” she said, announcing her presence to the three women around the bar.
A heavy-set blonde dressed as a tavern maid looked her up and down then responded, “This is a private gathering. Nothing that concerns you, soldier. We ask that you leave us in peace.”
2019-10-05 05:00:00 +0000 UTC
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“There’s no time for that,” Broussard ordered Yvette, who paid no heed as she pulled down Mercedes’panties. “Ohhh, not a natural blonde, after all?” Veronica almost cracked a smile, until Yvette knelt next to her and tore her own undergarments down. “Natural or not, I don’t know, she’s bald down there.” “Just get them inside, fast, before we’re discovered,” Broussard ordered. Yvette popped up a finger as if she had just been reminded of something i...
2019-10-05 02:59:59 +0000 UTC
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“What do you want to do with these two?” Auriane said, looking to the soldier. “Oh, I have the perfect place for them,” Yvette offered without being asked, “it’s an empty closet that I can lock. But let’s tie them up first.”
2019-10-04 02:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Mercedes breathed a sigh of relief. “Quick thinking, Veronica.” Veronica shook her finger, “We’ll have to hide until we retrieve them, when Rowena finds out we threw our armor off the wall—“ “But where did that honey come from?” Mercedes interrupted, looking concerned.
2019-10-03 01:59:59 +0000 UTC
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(Hey, so some of the problems I was dealing with got taken care of, so I'll be back. I apologize for this little sequence, things were getting really overwhelming, and I think the art suffered some. The story also required some exposition, so that didn't help. Now, the skirmish for the town of Dacquouise is going to get much more interesting.)
2019-10-02 02:00:00 +0000 UTC
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I'm home and things are improving. I did a short story about mean cosplayers over on a friend's CHYOA. It's about three mean girls who police cosplay and go after anyone they think is too fat, not pretty enough, or doesn't have good enough costuming to cosplay. I'm going to put these pics here, even though it foreshadows what's going to happen in the story. https://chyoa.com/chapter/Intro...
2019-09-20 08:45:59 +0000 UTC
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After the "prequel" and some of my current stories are finished, perhaps a story inspired by the many mistresses of Charles II and their backstabbing drama might have interesting potential. Emphasis is on "inspired by."
2019-09-12 13:58:03 +0000 UTC
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2019-08-29 00:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi, everyone! Due to a family emergency, I'm going to put things here on hold for a month. That means no new content, but you also won't be billed for any of those days. If it already processed payments for September (I'm so stressed that I don't know if it happened yet), it will roll over for when I come back.
So, sorry about that, and please sit tight if that's OK with you. I expect a month will be enough time to get affairs in order. I might drop by and ...
2019-08-28 22:26:39 +0000 UTC
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Mercedes picked up her saber. “Somebody’s gonna pay.”
**Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz** “Wait, what’s that?”
2019-08-28 00:00:02 +0000 UTC
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“What the hell was that?” Veronica asked. “Ewwww, it’s something sticky,” Mercedes replied, putting a hand to her backside.
“Looks like a….bladder of some kind?”
“What’s this on my butt, is it…” Mercedes dipped her finger in her mouth, “…honey.”
2019-08-27 00:00:01 +0000 UTC
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“You use that to launch pies?” “Not just pies. This can throw just about anything I put in it. A few quick calculations for mass and aerodynamics, and I can hit a mosquito at a hundred paces.”
“That could come in handy!” said Marjorie, still angry, and eyes still burning. “I told you we had to find her,” Auriane said. Turning to Yvette, she added, “Will you help us?” “I’m honored to help the queen’s army. You did bring the army, right?...
2019-08-23 23:00:00 +0000 UTC
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"Dunk your head in here, and open your eyes…” The suspicious private, annoyed, did as she was told. “So anyway, when these dullards came charging into Dacquoise, I had to think of a way to keep them out of my workshop. So I nicked a couple dozen pies, coated them in the pepper, and built this.”
2019-08-22 23:00:00 +0000 UTC
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“What did you add?”
“Don’t worry. I was cooking some months back, and I like my food spicy, so I was using cayenne pepper. It’s an imported spice. Pretty expensive, but I love the stuff. But I got it in my eye...”
2019-08-21 23:00:00 +0000 UTC
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