Ziel

Bulgey Boi

Thanks everyone for sticking with me during this unintended hiatus. I had mentioned last month that Everything Kept Happening So Much. I didn't want to take a break, but now that I have, I realize how badly I needed it. I was definitely on the verge of collapse.

But in less dire news! New Story! 

Boey, your average guy and avid edger, appears to have won a free pair of briefs from a new brand! But what's with this survey? Bulgey, Bulgier, Bulgiest? The B...

I'm alive.

As I mentioned earlier, April was going to be an insane month for me, as was May. I thought I had paused the billing cycle for both April and May, but I may have only done April. Anyway, I'll have a new fic for you guys here in the next day or so. I can post a teaser if you guys are interested? As for how my life has been:

I paused April because I was way behind on work and school, and I wanted to be able to focus on getting caught up. The finals crunch was the first two weeks of May, a...

April Pause

I'm pausing billing for April. Nothing too serious going on. I'm just exhausted and I'm already way behind schedule. This will give me a chance to catch up. Also it means I won't have to worry about getting something together the last week of April/Beginning of May which is when finals are. I hope things will mellow out a bit during the summer, but I'll probably still be taking classes so we'll see what happens. 

So yeah. Just to recap. No billing for April. The official March fic ...

Hyper-Active Imagination Pt 5

Let's see if this schedule function works. I had to pull an all nighter to get this up before I left town for family reasons. 

I was originally gonna post this at the beginning of the month, but I got to thinking that since I had already missed the deadline, I may as well spend even more time on it and make it something I was proud of. I was so hurried to finish by Feb 28th that the end result was a rushed product that I didn't care for. I took a step away from it to focus on mid-t...

Slight delay.

I was gonna post the new story tonight, but the fam sprung a bunch of stuff on me at the last second and so I've been busy with that all week. The fic is pretty much done, but I won't have any time to polish and edit it tonight. So look forward to some hypermuscle goodness tomorrow. 

The Big Two Five

Sliding in at the end of the month with January's story update. I was worried I wouldn't make it in time. It's actually was hoping to have it done last week. 

It's Brian's twenty-fifth birthday, and his two friends decide to help him celebrate, but really, what's there to celebrate about the big Two Five? All the big landmarks are passed, right? Well, maybe not all the landmarks. The biggest one is yet to come. 

I wonder who here will guess the joke with the three charac...

Esgrow pt 2

Gil comes face to face with the three dudes he has ogled for months. You'd think his newfound bulk would give him a bit of an edge in their discussions... 

Jizzer

Was debating posting this tomorrow since that's the official Halloween day, but I suppose today makes more sense. This is a spooky, scary, sexy story which is a bit of a porn parody or maybe a porn pastiche (pornstiche?) of a fairly infamous horror movie scene. (bonus points if you guess which).

Ethan and Walk explore the woods on the outskirts of town hoping to find their mutual friend and make a rather shocking discovery.

CDE 07

Some more fun with Wash and Harvey. 

Harvey makes his way across campus to track down his pal Cecil who is quite possibly the only one who can stop Wash's shrinkage, but Wash isn't exactly a passive passenger. 

Slight delay on August story

I was hoping to have the story ready to post today but I spent a lot of today at the vet with the dingus (she's fine. Just dumb). I have class all day tomorrow, so my goal is to have it ready to post on thursday, but it may have to wait til saturday. 

I should have the September story done not too long after that? I've kind of been splitting my time among three separate pieces that I have been working on: CDE Pt 7, Esgrow pt 2, and a sort of sequel to Trevor. 

Ascension

Phew. Another month come and gone. I was on the road so much of this month that I was really strapped for time to do much of anything. I still got a fic for youse guise this month tho. 

Zach awakens to find himself in a strange room with a strange voice saying he has been selected for ascension, but what does that mean? 

So, maybe a little impromptu poll here, but I had originally planned on ending the story at the "Process complete" line, but then ...

Big Changes: Pride and Prudishness

Got a special treat for you today. I really burned the midnight oil to get a second fic done before Pride month ended. 

Troy and the twins check out the local pride festival. Despite being at a venue designed for living your truth, Troy still needs some help getting out of his shell. 

Bottoms Up

Chester is a self-proclaimed big-dicked alpha stud. He's the kind of guy to always give dickings but never receive - which is a shame given how nice his ass is. He'd probably love it if he'd just give it a chance...

Esgrow

I made a comment on other sites, but I realize I may have forgotten to mention it here. I paused billing for Patreon in May because with the tax season crunch at work as well as the finals crunch at school I was at my limit and did not have time to write. All that stuff came to a head around May 16th-20th and then I had a week off before classes started back up. I had hoped to have a little more time to myself in that lull to write but I was just so completely frazzled by the intensity of the...

BEASTer Egg Hunt

Due to the time sensitive nature of this story, I'm posting it everywhere this weekend instead of doing the normal week delay for non Patreon sites, but I'll have another fic done later this month for the official Patreon stuff.

I'm a little late for Macro March but just in time for Easter!  

Life comes at you fast, but sometimes Easter comes at you faster. A seemingly normal Easter Egg hunt leads to some truly massive things.

CDE Part 6

I was hoping to get something done for Macro March... there's still a week. Who knows. In the meantime we continue the dwindling adventures of Wash and Harvey. We last left the duo after some hot frotting on the gym floor, but things aren't over yet. 

I think I have 1 more chapter of this and then an epilogue. It's kind of a nice feeling to be in the home stretch. 

5D Network

Sorry for being so quiet. It's been a helluva month. I moved to Texas this past year and so we got fuckled by the cold front. Lost power for a good 4 days or so and we STILL don't have running water. I managed to get something for youse guise tho. 

Forrest is left an old cabin in the countryside when an old relative passes away. What better place to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city than on a quiet patch of land with lots of room and great internet speeds! ...

Happy Valentine's Day

Something special for you guys. A did a short little collab with Seraphiel featuring Troy and the Twins. 

You can check out more of Seraphiel's stuff over at: https://www.patreon.com/infinitelyimprobable/posts

February Paused.

The plan was to post a new fic this weekend, but I had some family suddenly stop in to visit which has limited my ability to write. I also just need some time off to recover. I burned out hard during the holidays from work, family, and school and just haven't had the time to recover enough to get much writing done. 

I'll have the next chapter of CDE ready to post in the next few days, but I'm going to pause payment for Feb so I can play catch up. I had actually written a chapter fo...

Hung for the Holidays

A continuation of the story of Kris Kringle the Third.  A new year and a new delivery. This time Kris and Nick visit the apartment of a pair of dudes who are stuck in their apartment this year and unable to spend the time with their families. Although, there is more at play than just missing their families, and Kris has a plan to give these two their best Christmas yet. 

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Hot Cocko

Here's another update for November. Something cute and cozy for you cock lovers out there. 

Dave finds himself stranded in a lakeside cabin during a freak blizzard which wouldn't be so bad except he's got no one to snuggle with. Fortunately, there's so off-brand cocoa in the cupboard that's sure to make things cozier. 

Better Call Small

Got a special treat for youse guise. This is a collaborative effort between Seraphiel and I. It's the story of a tragically underendowed guy whose phone suddenly starts ringing off the hook. In a seeming unrelated turn of events, he starts seeing surge in volume of something other than his phone calls.  

This was one of those scenarios where I had the title long before any other details were ...

Big Changes: Dick or Skeet

A special Halloween treat for you all. Troy and the twins are back for more hyper hung antics! 

Troy is just not feeling it this year. Try as he might to get into the mood for Halloween, he just can't shake the funk he's in. Fortunately the twins have an idea to spice up the holiday. 

CDE 05.

Harvey has brought Wash to the old, rickety scale in the gym. This is a scale that Wash had once maxed out at his full size, but how will he measure up now?

I know I said I would try to have this up at the start of the week, but I had a bit of an issue where the master file I was working on got corrupted. I thought I had lost nearly a month's worth of writing. It took a few hours, but I managed to load a back-up version of the file so I only lost a small amount of writing, bu...

Stanley's Cup

Here's a new hypercentric smut fic for all youse guise out there. I've been kind of jumping between projects whenever I have the time and inspiration lately so I should hopefully have a CDE done tomorrow as well. My goal going forward is to do one stand-alone and one series piece a month, but we'll see how that goes. 

Today's story focuses on Jason, a rather puny guy who has dreams of playing on the hockey team. Unfortunately, the closest he's come to being on the team i...

Canis Drainem Edit Part 4

Next episode of CDE is ready. I had to take some time off from writing because I was so overwhelmed with work and school, but I'm glad to be back. 

I actually finished class last week, and I was going to do some writing on my day off, but by the time my day off rolled around, I was so exhausted that I just passed out and slept through the entire day. It's also worth noting that by "day off" I don't mean day I didn't have to work. It was more like, I only worked a half shift and did...

August Pause.

July had been insane for me. At the beginning of the month I started a micro semester (of macroeconomics, ironically). It's a full course crammed into 5 weeks. Basically it's class every day of the week with daily quizzes or exams. I'm spending probably 6+ hours a day on just this class plus my day job which has also been insane because one of the managers had a pretty severe heart attack and has been in the hospital most of the month. She's mostly made a complete recovery, but while she was ...

Canis Drainem Edit pt 3

Another short chapter of CDE for youse guise. I've been poking at some other stuff on the side while I slowly work on this fic, so I'll probably take a quick break from the micro/shrinkage to get some good old fashioned hyper dongers, because I know people love those. 

Harvey has wash cornered, but rather than bully his former tormentor, Harvey sits down with Wash for a "little" chat. 

Canis Drainem Edit Part 2

Chapter 2 in the trials of George "Wash" Washington. Cecil and Harvey's plan has been set into motion... although not in the way they had intended. 

I changed the title of this series because I didn't want to be making light of a very serious disease. Hopefully people appreciate the new reference. 

Canis Drainem Edit Part 1

This fic I was working on kept growing and growing... which is ironic since it's a slow shrink fic. I'll be releasing it in chunks with chapter 2 coming in the next day or two. I don't know how long this will end up being, but I'm guessing 4, maybe 5 chapters. 

Cecil and Harvey, and odd pair of unlikely friends, have a plan to mess with the resident bully, Wash. 

Step 1) get Wash away from his posse. 

Step 2) chip off a few inches from the towering ...