A short teaser for our actual play Call of Cthulhu RPG podcast set in the Old West. Chaosium's Down Darker Trails is our foundation for scenarios. We blend humor and horror with an emphasis on sound design and role playing.
2020-05-01 17:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We recorded a session playing Dungeons & Dragons in 2018. I think we used the same scenario as Season 1 of The Adventure Zone. This never saw the light of day, but we are sharing it here in case you want to hear the true beginnings of Ain't Slayed Nobody.
Caution: The audio quality and editing are not great. The recording ends in the middle of a battle. I do have more audio on my other computer, so give me a holler if you want me to post Part 2.
Wes (Jeremiah) is the DM
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2020-05-01 15:42:57 +0000 UTC View Post
The posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Will they actually find any gold? And will they all make it out alive to continue their original...
2020-04-14 07:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We got together on a Friday night to play a one-shot called The Dead Boarder set in Ma Shanks' Boarding House in Rhode Island. Be aware that this is sloppy editing compared to our audio series and drinks were had. We also didn't know that the share screen would persist for the entire episode, but now we know for next time. Hope you enjoy this!
Keeper: Will Baizer
Frankie Strong: cuppycup
Teddy Drake: Chuck
Sally Parker: Alex McDaniel
Brett Anika: Wes Davis
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2020-03-31 14:44:55 +0000 UTC View Post
This is my first attempt at making video for Patreon, so I hope you sort of enjoy this. It's my first try so go easy on me. I want to bring other players in on future videos and I will probably run through all of the "Alone" adventures. If you have suggestions for what we should play or other types of video you'd like to see, let me know.
2020-03-25 15:47:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real world—or is it?—the party deals with some dromedary affairs and attempts to drown their sorrows in the suspicious town of Mesilla as they continue on their way down darker trails to Olvido. Who—or what—will the party encounter in the dreamscape? What was Sparky’s deal, anyway? Will any mysteries be solved, or just more uncovered? And mor...
2020-03-10 11:07:49 +0000 UTC View PostIn response to a request from a member of our posse here on Patreon, the attached PDF portfolio includes the character sheets for our game. We cannot guarantee the current accuracy of the numbers, but these will give you a pretty good idea of what each player is working with in our adventure.
We have deleted any information that may spoil a future conversation or revelation. We also invite our players to self-edit their backstories as the story progresses.
2020-02-12 19:03:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Song adapted from a children's folk song by cuppycup.
Vocal performance by Eileen Shannon.
Artwork by Glowner.
LYRICS
Old Jeremiah, he jumped in the fire.
The fire was so high, he jumped in the sky.
The sky fell apart.
2020-02-12 16:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Our investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Who is Kate Caldwell? And will the NPCs survive long enough to p...
2020-02-11 10:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic H.P. Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt for gang leader Colin Brock, or will they holler and shoot their...
2020-01-14 05:23:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Get ready for the ride of your life. Ain't Slayed Nobody is coming in January.
2019-12-24 06:34:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This 1980s Call of Cthulhu convention scenario begins with the opening of a new shopping mall in Ohio. AND MURDEROUS SCANDAL! Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at 2019-01-11 02:53:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Students in a small English town try to pick up the pieces of their lives following last year's disappearance of a close friend. This modern day Cthulhu Dark scenario begins with a study group and ends in bloody horror. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and ...
2019-01-10 01:41:47 +0000 UTC View Post
"Grave Robbers" Call of Cthulhu 7e with Graeme Patrick. A fun and spooky scenario, played in a single session. Going undercover at the bank! Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at 2019-01-09 00:31:27 +0000 UTC View Post
PART 2 of 2. The audio fidelity isn't amazing on this. This scenario is written by Scott Dorward, and he will be our Keeper of Arcane Lore for both sessions. Cats and Call of Cthulhu, how can you resist this pairing? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rew...
2019-01-08 03:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This scenario is written by Scott Dorward, and he will be our Keeper of Arcane Lore for both sessions. Cats and Call of Cthulhu, how can you resist this pairing? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at 2019-01-07 02:41:19 +0000 UTC View Post
This idea's genesis was on the Ain't Slayed Nobody Discord server: https://slayed.me/discord.
moon.hermitcrab who creates our cover art made artwork for "The Green Pumpkin featuring Scott Dorward." When Scott saw that, he agree to run this game off the cuff, and here we are. There are heavy Neil Diamond themes, so consider this a content warning.
Technical notes: The dice roller doesn't show up properly with...
2019-01-05 20:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Our players take the role of Miskatonic University professors attempting to right the past wrongs of a beloved colleague who dabbled in the occult. Join us at a remote farmhouse in the woods where certainly nothing will go awry. Edge of Darkness is the second scenario in Chaosium Inc.'s Call of Cthulhu 7th edition Starter Set. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and 2019-01-04 00:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post
This weekend isn’t going to plan as our investigators head down to Louisiana with a body in the trunk. The dead man was the only one who had access to critical information, and the group must turn to a dangerous contact in New Orleans who might help the dead talk.