Smutzkii's Cafe

“Screw with a View” YCH: OPEN

1 slot each!

This one will be shaded!

• red must be a taur or taur-like species, blue must be anthro

• Red must have a penis, blue can be any gender

• Can change it to vaginal penetration if you prefer

comment to claim! On account of financial strains, will go public tonight.

“A new kind of SPF” and “Screw with a View”

Couple of new YCHes in the works! I’m rather tight on finances because Patreon has had my payout on hold. 😣 Will be putting these up soon!

1k Watchers Raffle: OPEN! Deets on FA!

Raffle is a go!

Go comment on the post in my FA to enter:

Post is right here! Remember to include your Patreon tier if you’re in medium roast or above for your extra ticket!

Breed-bot, all colored up

Thought up more lore for this fella too

• Model of robot built on an unknown distant planet to be the solution to saving threatened populations of various civilizations, ended up on earth somehow where it can still have plenty of fun

• Intelligent, and sentient! Has a personality and a mind of its own. Capable of feeling pleasure of course. It doesn’t have kinks and can pretty much indulge whatever kinks its breeding subject requests, assuming it’s physically cap...

  2024-07-05 00:56:39 +0000 UTC View Post

🌟 Things to come! 🌟

Good before-noon from the west coast in the USA. This is a bit of a lengthy post but bear with me if you have a minute. I’ve come with some updates on things to expect soon:

• Another art raffle beginning tomorrow!

- This art raffle will feature 2 winners, first getting a full colored image with 2 characters and second getting a colored sketch with 2 characters. Patrons in medium roast and above get an extra ticket to entry! As with before, you get a ticket upon commenting, an...

The Robo-Lover 3000

Not the name I’ll be sticking with LOL but I brainstormed a robot with the ability to procreate with anything. Just give it a uterus and watch it go nuts. Or watch it nut.

Genitals can change shape/size/girth. Sperm is able to impregnate any species. Pp comes out of the crotch slot.

Unrelated, I found out I’m into robots.

Anthro-pokes: Kyogre + Mudsdale

Unsure if either of these are gonna become anything, but it was fun to conceptualize!

Comm wip for irl friend!

Another DnD wip for a buddy and his evil dragon queen. 🐉

Comic WIP: Inequity

Someone’s gonna be mimicrying out in pleasure soon. 😉 careful out there, explorers.

YCH || ZorinWolf

Finished YCH for zorinwolf on FA!

Weekend Sketches batch 27

Weekend sketches for the last weekend of June! Including me having plenty of fun again, hehe. 🐍 🐈

Weekend Sketches: CLOSED

Aha, feat. me again :3c

Comment to claim! 💕

Punk Bouff adopt: CLOSED

EDIT: she’s staying in my greedy little paws. >:3

I redid an old bouffalant design I did, it’s just too cute of a Pokémon to allow dust to collect. ;w; tbh if nobody buys her I might keep her! Gonna post on FA in a few mins here.

• Buyer gets to change the design however they want
• Buyer can gift the design to someone else
• Buyer can’t claim the art as their own
• Buyer can’t resell for more than 35 usd unless they get more content of the cha...
  2024-06-29 21:56:47 +0000 UTC View Post

“Paw-some Job!” YCH: 3/5 OPEN

A fun little pawjob ych, opening publicly tomorrow!

• same rules as pic

• Any feral/taur species allowed

• Character must have a penis

Comment to claim!

Pride busts

Today’s pride busts feat. Spixel, Kodalynx, orona, and me. ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈

Dede: Ref Sheet

Edited to add the file as well ❤️

Finished this much faster than I thought I would. 😳

Did I bother doing a sfw sheet? Eh… Maybe later.

WIPs: personal ref and incoming ych!

Working on a basic ref sheet and a solo multi-slot ych that’ll likely be posted tomorrow 😀

SAME-DAY PRIDE BUSTS: CLOSED

🏳️‍🌈 Can’t let June slide by without any pride art to show for it. Also, rent day is coming up with a vengeance. Help a kitty out? 🙏

• Will be done by tonight/before tomorrow! (If claimed late tonight it may end up being done tomorrow).

• Up to 2 characters!

• Will just need the flag of your choosing and reference(s).

comment to claim! Will open publicly Friday!

Weekend Sketches: CLOSED

(Oh look it me :3c)

Comment to claim!

WIPs 💕

Commission WIPs and a ych wip! Sleepy but productive and pushin through. 🥱

Weekend Sketches batch 26

Quite a fun batch this weekend, including one feat yours truly! (+bonus doodle 🐱)

Dommy Mommy YCHes

Finished YCHes for milwolfmylo and commanderjimbob on FA!

DNA Collection YCHes 🔥

Finished YCHes for Silverawoo and kuyani on FA!

Backstage passes

only the bravest of Abigail’s fans can weather her storm!

🥧 👅

You don’t have to be a flying type to enjoy some pie in the sky. 😉

Decided to polish one of those rough sketches of Artemis & Donavan bc the pose was too good to pass up!

“Limber Lovin” YCH- SALE: 3/3 OPEN

Price reduction indefinitely!

Threw together a quick ych to open, as this is rather impromptu it will be opening on FA today as well.

If it fills up on FA for whatever reason, I’ll have an extra slot reserved for my patrons so you don’t miss out!

Comment or dm to claim!

Weekend Sketches: CLOSED

Comment to claim! 💕

Weekend sketches batch 25

From the weekend of June 14! ☀️

Study of my pointy child

Some bisharp practice! Some of the angles can get tricky and I wanna draw my OCs more haha

RANT: never order from The Pokémon Center. smh

this is a rant that doesn’t pertain to my art so ignore this if you’d like, but damn, just gotta get this out there.

if you DO order from The Pokémon Center please QUADRUPLE CHECK your order details- including the address!

as you guys know, i moved, and as a result, i realized about 5 seconds after placing an order for some pokémon cards that i ordered to my old address by mistake. no biggie, right? it isn’t even processed yet, i’m sure i can just cancel.

wrong!...