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How I Get Off To You
One part MDom, one part needy descriptive masturbating, with the vibes of a JOI
I did say I was gonna experiment with this week's ramblefap.
I kinda just wanted to be dommy to the whole lot of you, we'll call it a presentational experiment
Hope you all enjoy :)
2025-08-03 20:37:06 +0000 UTC View PostYou're the Werewolf's Bitch
My mate. That's what I called you, wasn't it? I meant it, but that doesn't mean I have to be nice. Not all the time. There's a few ideas you have that need correcting, and there's no better way to do it, than fitting you with a collar, and making you my bitch.
Find the audio HERE.
Everyone celebrate, I made it through the emotional and mental turmoil of listening to myself do a werewolf impression once again, and thankfully, I think I cooked this time. Well, I usually do I like to think, but it was almost bareable this time!
In any case, the things to note about this one is that I'd say it's a hard-kink dom/sub dynamic. Like it's clearly established dynamic where the listener is very very down for all the things they're having done to them and doing for the speaker, like I'd imagine there was a conversation 'off-camera' leading up to it.
But all that said, there's still [Monsterfucking], there's still [Knotting], there's still some light objectification and playful meanness, also you get called a bitch a lot in this (so much so that it subs in as the main term of address in the M4A versions), also mentions of breeding.
On the downside, there's a few things I had to drop just cus I couldn't fit them in neatly. I dropped the whole chastity section I recorded just cus it felt super super out of place in the rabid dynamic here. [Putting you in heat] was also dropped cus like... I mean it's just implied, why would he say it lol?
Either way, I hope you all enjoy!
Awooooooooooooooooooo e.t.c.
[Soft MDom] to [Owner] [Anal] [Leash] [Collar] [Knotting] [Bimboification]/[Brain drain] [Good girl/boy/bitch] [Refusing to touch you] [Teasing] [Established relationship] [Instructional]/[Training] [Werewolf] [Monsterfucking] [Knotting]
2025-08-01 18:47:19 +0000 UTC View PostThursday Poll Day!
There we are, first of the new schedule. God, I'm gonna have keep to doing these once a week instead of just whenever I get the time lol.
I reckon it'll be better for me, I'm better under a structure.
What Bunnies are Made For I don't think you can take in a fight, babe. In fact, I think the whole idea that you could "totally top me if you wanted to" is a lil'... I don't wanna say wishful thinking buuuut...
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. How about I prove it to you?
Oh... in the only way we know how, of course.
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If Evil, Why Hot? Captured, a political prisoner, and I need information. If that means stripping away your dignity, your pride, your clothes... then I'm willing to do so. My patience won't last forever though, so if you're going to deny me over and over then... I do so hope you enjoy my darker side.
DC Warning on this one. If you're not sure what that is, ask.
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Getting Off In My Office AGAIN? I believe I put down a very... straightforward rule about how we do this. I think it's meant to be pre-selected locations, pre-agreed on times, and carefully making sure no one's going to walk in on us. You're not even my assistant, oh great and pervy office siren, and you're still creeping in here, legs spread at the door waiting for me to get here like I'm the only person who could walk in here.
Upset? No.
Mad enough that you're going to need to make it up to me? Yes, absolutely.
Full tags are on the poll.
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Two 'Just Friends' Camping Alone. What's The Worst that Could Happen? I'm flattered, really. Like... I always thought that I was just shit enough at starting conversations that you didn't want to be caught alone with me. Don't get me wrong, I know you're my friend but... well I'm a bit boring aren't I?
But... yeah... it's been nice spending some alone time with you, I agree. It's been nice getting to know each other... getting closer. We're not gonna get interrupted. It's just... you, me, and a crackling fire.
Full tags (that were cut off by Patreon's word count limit in the poll): [Established friendship] becomes [Relationship] [Loving/Caring] [Caressing your face] [Body worship] [Flirty/playful speaker] [Campfire ambiance] [Praise] [Switchy] [Soft dom] [Camping] [Outdoors]
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Corrupted by a Concubine I thought the vows of paladins were supposed to be made of sterner stuff, but look at you. You see one sultry fella in nothing but a loincloth and gold chains and you look like you're about to cry with need. You can if you want to, by the way.
I'm deadly serious. Come on, come closer. I promise we'll find a way around any annoying vows you have. Or... maybe I'll convinced you to just hang them up for a bit and retake them afterwards. I mean... someone as inexperienced as you... I can work my magic quickly and then you can scamper off to do the 'hero things' you were here for in the first place.
2025-07-31 19:41:25 +0000 UTC View PostTaking Advantage of your Adorable Assistant
I mean... what's a girl to do when he's so accommodating, and he can't keep his eyes off of you, and he's always accidentally putting his foot in his mouth around you? It'll be the time of his life and it'll be a good fuck for you. Talk about employee benefits.
OFFICE SMUT CALL THE LOCAL NEWS HOLY SHIT
But yah seriously this one's kinda fun. I've been in such a dommy mood and then my way-in-advance pre-set up schedule brings forth one of the most subby pathetic characters I ever did write. I do good pathetic secretaries though, right?
Like, real good ones.
For anyone wondering or worried, the relationship/dynamic here does have the listener in a position of power but it's not blackmail or anything sordid, more just a dom/sub thing. He's spooked cus he's nervous.
Have fun!
2025-07-30 17:15:27 +0000 UTC View PostOh, You Still Want to Be Pathetic?
CW: This is a mean audio that directly insults the listener-character in a sexual context, mind those tags. The last few are some of the names you get called to give you an idea.
Mmm-hmm. Another session?
Meaner? You sure about that?
Oh I wouldn't dream of criticising, I figure I'll give you exactly what you want, right down to the sort of things that have you shivering with shame and overstimulation. That sound good?
This is a sequel to this audio! (Oh, You Want to Be Pathetic?)
And it's one of the best titles I've thought up for a sequel lol. But seriously, I'm enamoured with the fact that most of my sequels tend to get 'nicer' as they move on from the original? Like that vampire hunter went from being kinda weird in his first audio to caring in the second, bard went from flirty to enamoured.
This guy though? This guy's gone from demeaning to humiliating you. Like, I need to stress, this is a harsh audio, lots of very mean stuff is said to the listener, and that's before I start kneeing you in the cunt.
So, enjoy, you fucking pervert.
Also, technical stuff, if you're looking at the new schedule like "wait, there's no release scheduled for today?", you're correct, but, as stated at the bottom there, I'ma use Tuesdays and Saturdays for bonus content, cus atm they're basically 'free space'. Other examples will be audios I just do cus I wanna, stuff I take off the poll cus it keeps not winning, and monthly ramblefaps. Cheers pookies, mwa
2025-07-29 17:10:12 +0000 UTC View PostDragon Smut up on GWA!
Per Patreon rules I can't post links to smut here (funny, I know) but if you head to my reddit, which is linked all over my socials, you can view that there!
This is the public release of this audio, but I'ma try and post when public audios are up in case you wanna drop by for a rewatch!
Kiss kiss :)
2025-07-29 00:32:23 +0000 UTC View PostDown and Dirty Finishing Myself Off Ramblefap
I mean if that isn't self explanatory, I don't know what is. But in short, I was getting off for a very long time tonight due to being all charged up, and then I finished with extra gusto. Of course, while I was at it, I started thinking, and I came to a realisation towards the end of this one... I really really wanna do a teasing ramblefap, cus I'm like... kind of in a dom mood, personally.
At the very least I wanna make these a bit more direct, talking about what I'm doing and what I'd like you to be doing, or thinking. I like that idea anyway :)
2025-07-27 23:09:24 +0000 UTC View PostUsed By a Half Demon Priest
Ah... there you are. It's not often a member of the cloth stays behind this close to midnight, except for me, of course. Things come out in lack of light, after all. I am a little uneasy, you're right. There are things you don't know about me. Things I wouldn't share with anyone... but I suppose there's no use in hiding that at the moment. I think you and I are going to discover things tonight.
Find the audio HERE.
This is one of my favourites I've made in a while. The character, I mean, I'm already kinda into this dude. I love the idea of a self aware man with a darkness to him that he's conflicted but not self-destructive over. The fact it turns him into a literal seven foot tall demon sweetens the pot though.
Also, to make it clear, I did try to keep this one as a vague fictional religion, just for anyone wondering :)
Unfortunately, I must note, I couldn't quite fit every single tag i wanted for this one, because, well... I kinda got carried away with the story here? Idk, i was so keen on the idea of 'priest with a terrible secret' that that got all my attention lol
But yes the aftercare became smaller, the instructions lost out (though we still get the classic "pull my horns), and cuddles became basically 'holding you close' while fucking, and the emphasis ended up on reassurance and the scenario itself. I'm still happy with it though cus it's goooooooood.
Either way hope you all enjoy!
[Size difference] [Priest] who's secretly a [Monster] [Scent] [Mating] [Primal] [Reassurance] [Cuddles] [Aftercare] [Praise] [Reassurance] [Instructions] [Love?] [Friends to lovers] [Needy] [Demon in love]
2025-07-23 19:05:13 +0000 UTC View PostIn the Cold Warmth of the Stars
Is escaping from an Imperial prison really the moment for a romantic twist in your relationship? No, but, with the way things are going, you might not get another chance. Besides, you are racing with adrenaline and you feel very alive so... screw it. Fucking while you hide from the terrible galactic boot, why not?
Holy shit STAR WARS content. That's a fucking turn isn't it? Don't know if I woulda come to it myself but it was a banger commission in terms of the actual details. I don't know if I play a good scoundrel rogue type? Idk, I figure British guys in Star Wars are all villains so maybe I just think I sound a little out of place being a goodie lmao. If you're not a fan, don't worry, it's sci fi stuff, nothing particularly involved.
Either way, enjoy your space ambience with your fuckin'. It's a rare treat around these parts! Still, there's something hot about screwing on a stolen ship, no?
I'ma probably release two more things this week depending on how my schedule goes. After that, I'm launching my new schedule so there might be some odd upload times while I adjust. Love y'all!
2025-07-22 19:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostAnalysed For Feeding is up!
-on the Discord.
Yeah the implications of that audio ended up pushing it in a particular direction that Patreon wouldn't have liked. As with their rules, I can't post it or link to it here, so if you'd like to see that audio, head over to the Discord or ask me for assistance in a DM and I'll sort you out.
If you're not sure what content appears in the audio that I can't mention on Patreon, please do ask me in DM's when you get access or check for the tags on Discord.
2025-07-21 20:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostEye Watering Ramblefap
I think I've finally reached peak incoherency. I had a gameplan of topics to talk about in this one and everything and I ended up spiralling into the pit of "oh fuck"
or
"unf fuck"
or
"hhhnnfeeffff fuck"
idk, how would you all spell the noises I make?
2025-07-21 00:42:37 +0000 UTC View PostOGY's 200 Patreon Special: The In Character Q and A
If you're not familiar, this is a Q and A where people asked various characters of mine questions, and rather than me talking about them... they answered themselves. I hope you all enjoy :)
I feel almost a... sense of melancholy getting this to you all. So in a nutshell, the 200 Patreon special is, as it sounds, a special for hitting 200 Patreons. You might have all noticed that that happened... a while ago. Over a year ago, in fact. That's cus the production of this one was long and slow and hard cus I kinda misunderstood the size of the project going into it.
It took a lot of work, by myself and especially by the artists who I got on board for this project, who deserve all the credit in the world for their huge amounts of amazing work in helping realise this.
For anyone wondering, yes, the 300 and 400 Patreon specials will be something less ambitious. I wanna get them finished before we hit 500 after all. What 5-hundo will be... eh, who can say?
Love y'all. Thanks for everything.
Credits:
Tiefling Professor, You're a New Vampire Boyfriend, Dommy Librarian, Your Subby Secretary, and Martin Maven art by Lyeloudoodz on Bluesky
Carnel, Aether, Sleep Paralysis Demon, Druid Daddy, Art Professor, Roland, The Bard, Preppy Drow, and Dentist art by _artmage_ on Instagram
Nix, Fey Lord, Princess Sworn Knight, Cat Burglar, Beast of the Labyrinth, Touch Me Under the Table Boyfriend, and Dom from Touch Me Under the Table art by AllieCatArts on Bluesky
The mysterious cameo art by Nxox on Twitter
The mysterious cameo voiced by u/Lurkydip
I seriously can't recommend working with all these folks enough, please show them some love and appreciation, they made this possible.
YOU CAN GET THE VID HERE
(google drive link cus hosting 4GB vids is hard)
Characters do talk about their tragic backstories so... erm... sad warning I guess? Mostly it's on the level though.
A bit of character background is in order for some of the guys who don't appear in my past audios methinks.
Carnel is my main mascot. He's the guy in all the banner art, he's a shapeshifting High Elf Vampire I originally created as an OC in Elder Scrolls for kinky bullshit reasons along with several members of his family, including his mother Cemilia (who was my mascot when I was a scriptwriter, before I was a VA). As such, his section are raunchy as all hell and contain some mentions of familial closeness. (gotta love Patreon's filters). It's SFW though, so just bare in mind he's a fairly fucky dood lol.
Aether, Roland, Nix and Martin Maven are all DnD characters of mine I've mentioned at one point or another. Nix is a loot goblin kleptomaniac, Aether is a prissy posh fuckboy, Roland is an extremely disturbed ship's surgeon, and Martin is the world's saddest post-apocalyptic warlock.
Everyone else is from one or another of my audios. If you need help finding them, don't be afraid to ask.
2025-07-19 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe Brand Spankin' New Poll
This one's gonna be good.
So I've cleared the last poll entirely, everything that was on there will enter production over the next few days. I figure the first half of the month was a little bit of a drought and I've got a clear schedule the next few days I'm taking full advantage of. So Analysed for Feeding and You're the Werewolf's Bitch should be out by the week of the 28th.
ADDITIONALLY, I have the pleasure of saying, if you hadn't heard, the 200 patron special will be out tomorrow, it's an hour long in-character Q and A, where questions from the community will be answered by over twenty of my characters, from audios, my mascot, and indeed, random DnD sessions I've told people about at various points lol
What Bunnies are Made For I don't think you can take in a fight, babe. In fact, I think the whole idea that you could "totally top me if you wanted to" is a lil'... I don't wanna say wishful thinking buuuut...
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. How about I prove it to you?
Oh... in the only way we know how, of course.
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If Evil, Why Hot? Captured, a political prisoner, and I need information. If that means stripping away your dignity, your pride, your clothes... then I'm willing to do so. My patience won't last forever though, so if you're going to deny me over and over then... I do so hope you enjoy my darker side.
DC Warning on this one. If you're not sure what that is, ask.
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Getting Off In My Office AGAIN? I believe I put down a very... straightforward rule about how we do this. I think it's meant to be pre-selected locations, pre-agreed on times, and carefully making sure no one's going to walk in on us. You're not even my assistant, oh great and pervy office siren, and you're still creeping in here, legs spread at the door waiting for me to get here like I'm the only person who could walk in here.
Upset? No.
Mad enough that you're going to need to make it up to me? Yes, absolutely.
Full tags are on the poll.
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Two 'Just Friends' Camping Alone. What's The Worst that Could Happen? I'm flattered, really. Like... I always thought that I was just shit enough at starting conversations that you didn't want to be caught alone with me. Don't get me wrong, I know you're my friend but... well I'm a bit boring aren't I?
But... yeah... it's been nice spending some alone time with you, I agree. It's been nice getting to know each other... getting closer. We're not gonna get interrupted. It's just... you, me, and a crackling fire.
Full tags (that were cut off by Patreon's word count limit in the poll): [Established friendship] becomes [Relationship] [Loving/Caring] [Caressing your face] [Body worship] [Flirty/playful speaker] [Campfire ambiance] [Praise] [Switchy] [Soft dom] [Camping] [Outdoors]
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Used by a Half-Demon Priest Ah... there you are. It's not often a member of the cloth stays behind this close to midnight, except for me, of course. Things come out in lack of light, after all.
I am a little uneasy, you're right. There are things you don't know about me. Things I wouldn't share with anyone... but I suppose there's no use in hiding that at the moment. I think you and I are going to discover things tonight.
Full tags (that were cut off by Patreon's word count limit in the poll): [Size difference] [Priest] who's secretly a [Monster] [Scent] [Mating] [Primal] [Reassurance] [Sensation play] [Cuddles] [Aftercare] [Praise] [Reassurance] [Instructions]
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Corrupted by a Concubine I thought the vows of paladins were supposed to be made of sterner stuff, but look at you. You see one sultry fella in nothing but a loincloth and gold chains and you look like you're about to cry with need. You can if you want to, by the way.
I'm deadly serious. Come on, come closer. I promise we'll find a way around any annoying vows you have. Or... maybe I'll convinced you to just hang them up for a bit and retake them afterwards. I mean... someone as inexperienced as you... I can work my magic quickly and then you can scamper off to do the 'hero things' you were here for in the first place.
Does that sound good?
2025-07-18 21:22:36 +0000 UTC View PostFucking with Gale’s Needs
A window room by the seafront, romantic tension in the air, a handsome, intelligent, mutually attracted man, and impending doom on the horizon, what more could we ask for to motivate utterly feral behaviour?
A Gale
I actually thought I was out of Gale audios. Thing is I think most of them were made in the same two to three month stretch and I spread them out release schedule wise to avoid 'Gale fatigue' but err, as it turns out, yeah we're not out of the Goods yet.
Gale-woods, goods, but they're goods because they're valuable to all of you.
M4M, this one was a com, so please do enjoy m'loves.
2025-07-15 20:04:08 +0000 UTC View PostI Told You I'd Handle Your Roots
You’ve been neglecting your hair care routine lately—too busy, too tired, too distracted—so you finally book an appointment with the one stylist you trust to fix the damage. He’s talented, charming, and a little too observant about how much you squirm when his fingers are in your hair. You thought you were just coming in for a wash and trim... but he knows better. You’ve been aching for this. And he’s more than happy to give your roots the extra attention they deserve.
This script was written by a fellow VA and writer who goes by u/cami-mile over on Reddit, please give her your love and appreciation folks
I actually ended up quite liking this one. Well, it was always a given I'd like it, i picked the script ofc, but like I actually just enjoyed making it from start to finish, I think soundscaping it was quite pleasant and I enjoyed riding the line between cunty and camp for the character. I think the takeaway is I need to do more ASMR stuff with a relaxing start component that gets cheekier and raunchier throughout.
Regardless, I hope you all enjoy, and find plenty to have fun with in this fun little offering.
[Hairdresser x Client] [Hair Washing] [Hair Pulling] [Hair Play] [Soft Dom] [MDom] [FSub] [Teasing] [Dirty Talk] [Facefucking] [Deepthroat] [Messy] [Praise] [Blowjob] [PIV] [Princess] [Dirty girl]
2025-07-14 19:12:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe Weekly Ramble Audio Blog
I went formal instead of doing the joke I was gonna do about calling it a 'Slog' in the title but like, out of context that'd seem worrying lol?
Like "welcome back to the weekly slog" sounds so fucking passive agressive lmao
Anyway, enjoy, i think i'm
weird in this one
lol
Luv u <3
2025-07-13 00:13:05 +0000 UTC View PostRegrettable clicking
Bloopers are rare but they do happen, idk if this one's funny but I figured I shouldn't waste it.
It's teasing something special too :3
2025-07-10 22:49:20 +0000 UTC View PostCountdowns, Cum Thickness and Catching Up
In reverse order. But yah that's one of the more straightforward titles I've had. Either way, I'm pleased to drop this, if a bit late. I was gonna record it while I was away but errr, best laid plans?
Either way, I hope you all enjoy, and I'll see you in the next thing. Cest las vis!
2025-07-09 18:56:11 +0000 UTC View PostTying Up Your 'Dommy' Boyfriend
Tie your boyfriend to the bed and tease the shit out of him. What's he gonna do about it? Well he'll make a mess if you get your way.
We out here with the timeless classic of 'kinda dommy BF gets put on the bottom'. Not quite whiney, not quite moaney, more... gaspy... grunty?
But yah this is one of those 'opens with a bang' of me getting jerked off in bed via the listener's panty-clad hand. After that we get into edging, a bit of playfully mean namecalling, a lot of 'bitch', 'motherfucker' and "you're not really in charge" and breathing through my teeth. Angry horny, it's angry horny.
I also think I actually recorded this one in bed so the bumps you hear are me actually pushing against the headboard. It was an experiment but it... kinda worked for doing live SFX? I dunno i feel things either don't pick up or they do but they don't sound authentic.
2025-07-08 18:40:54 +0000 UTC View PostMini poll to tide you over
Okay here's the 411 folks, mini poll today, pick from the three runners up. I make this one with extreeeeeeeeeme speed, as I'm sure I will, then I'll do tag and script suggestion posts and we'll be up to five or six for the next one in time for next week.
I think it's a good plan. Also, will be an exclusive later. I did say I was gonna be rushing a bit. I'll pin this for a day or two so it doesn't get lost. Ramble tomorrow too.
Analysed for Feeding Human... decent health, susceptible to persuasion and easily cowed. They could be a viable candidate. Pain tolerance, adrenaline levels, sensitivity, capacity to withstand blood loss are all unknown.
I'll do the tests myself, it wouldn't do to let them be used without knowing their limits.
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You're the Werewolf's Bitch My mate. That's what I called you, wasn't it? I meant it, but that doesn't mean I have to be nice. Not all the time. There's a few ideas you have that need correcting, and there's no better way to do it, than fitting you with a collar, and making you my bitch.
(Other elements in this audio are [Bimboification]/[Brain drain] [Good girl/boy/bitch] [Refusing to touch you] [Teasing] [Established relationship] [Instructional]/[Training])
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I Told You I’d Handle Your Roots You’ve been neglecting your hair care routine lately—too busy, too tired, too distracted—so you finally book an appointment with the one stylist you trust to fix the damage. He’s talented, charming, and a little too observant about how much you squirm when his fingers are in your hair. You thought you were just coming in for a wash and trim... but he knows better. You’ve been aching for this. And he’s more than happy to give your roots the extra attention they deserve.
Full script can be found here.
P.S. Oh and someone voiced a worry to me about the roots audio, about it seeming to cater to specific hair types. I think if and when I get that one, I'll probs do versions with different dialogue & SFX to accommodate as much as I can, or I'll switch it up to keep it more vague how the listener appears.
2025-07-08 11:46:16 +0000 UTC View PostYou're Not Mommy Coded, I'M Baby Boy Coded
I'm not insecure, I know what I'm good at. Whimpering pathetically. I'm good at whimpering pathetically... also having my face sat on... and being cuddled... and edging... and overstimming. Just FYI.
Welcome to the lovely world of trying to multitask bottom energy and being cheeky without treading into brat territory. I think I about pull it off, so I'll give myself some credit as an actor. But yes, here we are, a bit late, I was dealing with stuff out of town all last week and some change, but I'll be catching up rapido now, if I get my way.
I'm also putting in... not a warning here but a mark about preferences, this contains frequent unironic use of the word '[Mommy]' in reference to the listener. I figure that's a bit of a marmite situation, so if you hate it, maybe give this one a miss. I'll be polling tomorrow, and finding some time to do the ramblefap as well, so watch this space, have fun and oooh, watch out for that new schedule soon, looking forward to that.
2025-07-07 20:02:48 +0000 UTC View PostPoll time poll time yipeeeee!
AGAIN WITH THE RUNNERS Up sorry i'll stop yelling
but yes yes another runner up poll, i think it's charming, we build up a big poll and then build it up, maybe we'll even do a three strong poll next week, would you guys like that?
Also thank you for the nice comments on the last ramblefap folks, I really appreciated it you're all lovely. I've had a hard time lately and I worry the stress might be showing so I'm glad to have a supportive community behind me.
Analysed for Feeding Human... decent health, susceptible to persuasion and easily cowed. They could be a viable candidate. Pain tolerance, adrenaline levels, sensitivity, capacity to withstand blood loss are all unknown.
I'll do the tests myself, it wouldn't do to let them be used without knowing their limits.
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You're the Werewolf's Bitch My mate. That's what I called you, wasn't it? I meant it, but that doesn't mean I have to be nice. Not all the time. There's a few ideas you have that need correcting, and there's no better way to do it, than fitting you with a collar, and making you my bitch.
(Other elements in this audio are [Bimboification]/[Brain drain] [Good girl/boy/bitch] [Refusing to touch you] [Teasing] [Established relationship] [Instructional]/[Training])
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You're Not Mommy Coded, I'M Baby Boy Coded I'm not insecure, I know what I'm good at. Whimpering pathetically. I'm good at whimpering pathetically... also having my face sat on... and being cuddled... and edging... and overstimming. Just FYI.
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I Told You I’d Handle Your Roots You’ve been neglecting your hair care routine lately—too busy, too tired, too distracted—so you finally book an appointment with the one stylist you trust to fix the damage. He’s talented, charming, and a little too observant about how much you squirm when his fingers are in your hair. You thought you were just coming in for a wash and trim... but he knows better. You’ve been aching for this. And he’s more than happy to give your roots the extra attention they deserve.
Full script can be found here.
2025-06-30 21:29:16 +0000 UTC View PostRamblefap: Keeping Quiet While the Upstairs Neighbour Juggles Bowling Balls
I swear that title's barely hyperbole, you can hear two big thuds at seperate points in this audio.
But this one put's the ramble in ramblefap, half of it's just me whining about my food woes, horrible horrible very bad not good food day that it was, after all.
Anyway, enjoy this talky ramblefap, love you all mwwwwwwa
2025-06-29 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostYour Sexy Awkward British Doctor Gives You a Pelvic Exam to Remember
You know I'm really not against being friendly to patients. I think it's entirely possible to make genuine conversation, even in the most exposing of situations. I think we all hate that 'fake' feeling of being talked to like they're interested when they're really not. Well I am interested, authentically, I'm still a professional of course, but very happy to be performing for you. No-
To have you.
Wait... to see you?
I'm making a mess of this aren't I?
The script for this audio can be found here!
Here we are with the standard medical kink, though this one's a bit less formal with the framing of the speaker being a bit more nervous and the listener initiating. I'd say it still ends up switchy tho more than anything else.
Have fun!
And yes this isn't using the new schedule I propsed, I think we're still a while off from that, mid July like I said.
[Doctorxpatient] [Medical] [Doctors office] [Posh]/[Refined] [Awkward but Confident] [Fingering] [Pussy eating] [Trying to be clinical] [Fucking on the medical bed]
2025-06-28 17:28:47 +0000 UTC View PostScheduling, how, when, what
Rightyo folks, so I've had a bit of a talk with people and it's become sort of clear that people have trouble understanding when things come out and in what order, so I'm taking the initiative and re-jiggin my schedule.
At the moment, the only guarantee is that exclusives come out on Tuesdays, public audios come out on Thursdays, also rambles are supposed to come out at the weekend but I'm bad at those.
I've popped two new idea setups in the poll below for schedules and I'm gonna aim for a slightly later post time in the day for basically everything to try and catch more of you. I'll keep the polls, special uploads and bonus stuff free-floating cus that'll be easier on me.
But yah that's the gist of it, if any of you have any suggestions, questions, lemme know, and eventually, I'll make this official, probably in mid July.
2025-06-27 22:34:50 +0000 UTC View Post