Like seriously I think I had a bone to pick with my dick on this one. Is that too uncouth? IDK, doesn't strike me as a particularly sexy thing to say LMAO
Hey, if I'm good at this it's not because I know what I'm doing, it's more luck than judgement.
ANYWHO, this one's full of breathiness, wimpering, me saying "i'm close" in that hot way AT LEAST ONCE and err... oh yeah, a little lesson plan for the week's content. Have fun all!
2025-05-05 23:25:54 +0000 UTC
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Desperate, leaking, needy, pathetic. That's how you wanted me, and that's how you made me. I can't finish without you, and a part of me doesn't even want to anymore. So here I am, to beg for you to give me my needs.
A sequel to an old warlock x patron audio where at the end, the warlock is left unable to finish or reach orgasm without his patron's permission. This then leads into this one, which has some vague mommy/sub vibes to it that come from the whole being controll...
2025-04-30 14:21:27 +0000 UTC
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Sorry I've been slow on the draw lately folks, been a busy couple of weeks. But anyway, here we are, poll up, I like the new option, though tbh, my favourite on this list has gone unappreciated for a while. Maybe y'all will figure out which it is.
Teasing the Matriarch Well well... a new experience. Is that what you want? It's rare to have a female so blatantly want to submit like this, but I'm not opposed. What was it, the years of being on top grew sta...
2025-04-29 09:05:22 +0000 UTC
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Kinda loses its exoticism after the first time, huh? Ah well, only one more to go in this locale then we're golden lol
The creepy dead eyed sex doll I ran into while scrolling kept it fresh tho
But I thought I'd also take a mo to make some li announcements. First, I'm gonna work on the monthly ramblefap once I'm back home, so expect that for the 6th May at the earliest.
Second, I've been busier than I woulda liked so I've been going through commissions slower ...
2025-04-27 13:52:39 +0000 UTC
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Ooooh how exotic, ey?
But yes, here's the (very late) ramblefap (sorry), I'm releasing some pent up energy here in a small moany way, trying to stay quiet cus I don't trust the walls to not be thin.
2025-04-22 22:06:49 +0000 UTC
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A special treat for you all. I rarely have actually funny bloopers worth hearing so you get to hear me accidentally give myself a coughing fit, the hiccups and a burp attack all at once lmao
Slightly gross I guess but I found my own reaction funny
Fr tho today's recording session is going well
2025-04-19 13:42:19 +0000 UTC
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I'm kinda excited about this one. I've been saying I wanna do more scripts to explore more varied ideas, so from this week's script reaping has given us two new scripts for the poll.
I will say, as a quick TW, the fifth option is a somnophilia audio. It is fully consensual, as in the couple sets it up beforehand, but it is worth noting if you dislike that or want to avoid it.
Best to y'all as always.
Teasing the Matriarch Well well... a new exper...
2025-04-18 00:03:31 +0000 UTC
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CW: There is a 'threat' at the start of this audio, but it's like... narrative, if that makes sense. It's a fantasy character "I could kill you so don't talk shit to me" line, it's idle and has no baring on the rest of the audio, just so you know.
Revenge is a grand old thing. It sits in you and makes you think of doing things that are bold as brass. This time, it's brought you to a powerful man, one who can position you to take all that you want, but in doing so, t...
2025-04-14 19:26:27 +0000 UTC
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There was a time when I had some shame.
Not these days lmao
But fr I think I fully lose my train of thought about six(?) times in this one, which is... well I'm sure you'll all hear
Have a lovely time everyone!
2025-04-13 16:24:15 +0000 UTC
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Your prisoner doesn't seem to quite grasp his situation. First of all, he's quippy, which is bad enough, secondly, despite you kicking his arse half way to Avernus, he hasn't quite lost his little smirk, and thirdly, he seems convinced that you like him.
Well you won't, even if, now that you've spent a few days on this plane... you don't really want to go home. And... well... he is handsome.
This is actually a kinda recent commission, that's a goddam...
2025-04-08 19:24:58 +0000 UTC
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Yeah idk what I was going for there either.
I'ma try and keep the tags from the recent selection all in one audio for now. I've split that up a bit in the past and I'd prefer not to have a 'two-for' here.
Also also, if you're not aware, the last poll winner did go up a few days ago, it just can't be hosted on patreon. If you need a guide, don't be afraid to ask.
Contract Negotiations Revenge is a grand old thing. It sits in you and ...
2025-04-07 15:34:33 +0000 UTC
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Been a while since I've talked about the 'guy experience' when it comes (hehe) to this stuff but I wanted to describe why I was making pained boy-moans at the end of this one. What? I'm allowed to be self conscious.
But yah I got off to some odd stuff in this one. If anyone else has an obscure kind of porn I could look into in future, that sounds like it could be fun.
2025-04-06 15:57:05 +0000 UTC
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Y'know I think if you stick around long enough you can tell when I like, have to put some effort into audios, when each word is a bit of an "errr, what do I say next?"
This wasn't one of those times. This one came easily, tee-hee.
I think it's the slow pace, the easy domming nature of it, the harsh "I want what I want and you're going to give it to me" nature, the fact that the character is barely doing anything so it's all easy and the onus is on the listener...
Ooooh, I li...
2025-04-02 00:15:15 +0000 UTC
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Sorry folks! I've had a busy couple of days for a bunch of reasons but I have indeed found myself pretty alright sitting down to do my weekly boy moans for your entertainment.
I'm sleepy so the run on sentences are out in force, sorry lol
Also some of my best "why did i make that noise" content imo
Have fun tho!
2025-03-31 22:33:22 +0000 UTC
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A SFW Gale comfort audio?!?!?!?
It's more likely than you think.
There is a slight TW in the form of mentioning the listener having been hit on by the incubus Haarlep earlier on in the story and it having upset them.
But here we are, a close, loving 'in the camp' BG3 audio, featuring everyone's (well some people's) favourite wizard comforting the listener after a tough time, and warding against their worries coming up.
Magical relaxants, pr...
2025-03-28 16:02:36 +0000 UTC
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Here's your four for the week, don't need a new one I think I wanna do one of these runners up. And I ain't doin' two this week so no schemin' you lot lol
Oh and, as an aside, it's my birthday this sunday, just in case that comes up and anyone feels left out
Contract Negotiations Revenge is a grand old thing. It sits in you and makes you think of doing things that are bold as brass. This time, it's brought you to a powerful man, on...
2025-03-26 22:09:20 +0000 UTC
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Caaaaaaaannot be posted here lol cus that shit has some themes patreon doesn't like. I'ma post it to hot audios, unlisted, which can be accessed via the discord or by request.
The warnings will be on the hosting page & I'll remind you of them going in if you'd like the TW's.
2025-03-25 15:25:49 +0000 UTC
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Let's see... you're quite literally cuddled up a blanket, you're being spooned lovingly, I don't think you could be safer. Just... let me talk you through why I think you're going to be alright, and that you deserve love, and I promise you'll believe you deserve all the care I'm giving you by the time I'm done.
Title got workshopped a bit, I prefer this direction, y'know? But bed cuddling folks who like their SFW care and comfort rejoice!
There could be a C...
2025-03-24 22:50:49 +0000 UTC
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Have I done that before? A post about me getting off after having already gotten off?
Well in any case I wax lyrical about my particularly silly way of yapping and deal with the tribulations of being slightly overstimulated. I'm sure plenty of you can find fun in that >:3
2025-03-24 14:47:09 +0000 UTC
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Well I mean how else were you going to beat his last valentine’s gift? Stealing his book of spells when he wasn’t looking was a bit cheeky but I’m sure he’ll forgive you, now, let’s see… horns, purple skin… an ‘amping of the assets’, oooh, aphrodisiacal body fluids, that sounds fun. I think you’ll have him begging for mercy by tea time, in a good way.
Told you this was a 'twist' on the previous one.
God that was a lot of content going up t...
2025-03-21 22:33:11 +0000 UTC
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CW: All the warnings from the previous audio (i.e. degrading language, dehumanising circumstances, harsh mdom), plus, specifically, the use of the term slave in reference to the listener.
This is a direct follow up to last week's audio.
YO A DIRECT SEQUEL WITHIN A FEW DAYS?!?!?!?
Yes, actually, it's more likely than you'd think. The sequel was com...
2025-03-18 22:59:41 +0000 UTC
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I had some untopical funny thoughts about the world of kink and how you can awkwardly end up not fitting in, in dumb hypotheticals anyway.
IMO, and in all seriousness, most of the stuff I talked about that could go wrong in these scenarios is like... it's all play so if you do have a SPH kink but you have a big dick, it's not actually hard to pretend, y'know?
Love y'all, have fun. :3
2025-03-16 17:48:47 +0000 UTC
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So damn, last time was really close, I didn't even realise lol
But anyway here y'all are, I'm quite proud of the options I'm introducing now, they're all made up of tags pulled from the suggestions, or amalgam from them, and yes there are three of them. The full list of tags that'll be included are found at the bottom of the blurb here.
Do remember that Contract Negotiations is a pre-made script, you can find it on GWA if you wanna look for it.
Contrac...
2025-03-13 16:03:05 +0000 UTC
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CW: DC warning, though the implication is that this is exactly what the listener wanted to happen and the speaker's decently aware of that
You stole from a vampire, the most powerful one you could find. What's more, is that you made fun of him while you were at it. A ring taken straight from his finger, a mocking slogan scrawled across his bedroom wall, and his trinkets knocked from their pedestals.
Unfortunately, your attempts to annoy has g...
2025-03-12 00:21:35 +0000 UTC
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Getting straightforward with this stuff. Is someone out there making a big playlist of these to fall asleep to?
Also as an... apology, almost, my mic's been really weird lately. The settings I use one day produce clear sound at a decent volume and then another day it hardly picks up my voice and there's a tonne of white noise. This one's still legible and everything but it makes the mouse and keyboard sounds of me moving vids and picks really loud lol
2025-03-09 13:02:31 +0000 UTC
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... is now up!
I can't post it to here cus T's and C's but if you want to head over to the discord, or message me here so I can link you up. Please do look for trigger warnings as and when they're relevant, ask if you'd like to know beforehand. This is a sensitive audio containing some pretty rough stuff so please look before you leap.
2025-03-07 22:16:13 +0000 UTC
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You are Astarion's favourite pet, and that means he so enjoys playing with you. A painter will be arriving today, making for a wonderful opportunity to tease you in front of an audience, subtly, I'm sure. The two of you will make for a wonderful image as he teases you, I'm sure.
Ooooh isn't that a suprise? Ascended Astarion content out of nowhere. This is the last secret BG3 thing I have stifled away, tbh I'm not sure what it was doing this far down the s...
2025-03-04 13:05:40 +0000 UTC
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Crisp as in "I forgot to speak up and move close to the mic in this one so I made the audio louder in post so you get the 'uber whispery in your ear' experience".
But y'all have fun, I think it's still nice, even though you can also hear the keyboard scrolling in the backgroun oof ow
Love y'all :3
2025-03-02 16:45:00 +0000 UTC
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And here we find ourselves... probably one of the comfiest, cosiest things I've made.
Gently sliding into bed with you, gently sliding a finger into you, and pampering you, with a decent bit of loving teasing
After that, this audio is basically all aftercare, like seirously there's a good ten minutes of it
Also also, pet names used are: [Good girl] and [Good pet] and [Good puppy]
2025-03-01 20:28:48 +0000 UTC
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Quick lil' poll! I think I'll actually let it go down to three options next time, see how that feels, but gimme on this one, I'll try and do it promptly so I can keep my schedule straight
The Witchhammer Accused. Accused and alone, with judgement baring down on you. First, he will question you, then, he will inspect you, then, he will test you. Pass his... rigorous standards and you may be spared. Fail to live up to those rigid expectations... and you'll see...
2025-02-27 18:20:43 +0000 UTC
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