Scott’s stomach yawned like an emerging landmass fighting to overtake the established greenery of the countryside. It cast a looming shadow over the fields, shading the long country roads and barring the sun. The rubble of a tavern which Selph had mistakenly believed could contain it lay scattered around its circumference, and dozens of cracked and splintered barrels running with dregs of mana brewed beer, was all that remained of the Crow and Basilisk’s famous cellar.
To a mage lik...
2021-01-07 16:28:17 +0000 UTC
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Izzy laughed as he drained the last bruiser of his hard-earned physique. His own body, once stocky and fat, thrummed with balloon-like muscles. The sweat which dripped from him gave him a sheen not unlike a polished statue, and his moustached face was twisted into a sinister grin while his eyes showed a hunger for more. He didn’t want to stop at being just ‘big,’ he wanted to be ‘the’ biggest. He stomped across the gym, taking note of its high ceiling. It had to be what, twenty, may...
2020-12-31 17:08:24 +0000 UTC
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Decker tugged against the restraints. He was bound to a pedestal in the middle of a garden he had tried to steal from; suffice to say he failed. He had been told it would be an easy job. Take a fistful of flowers from a rich man who wouldn’t notice he was short a few roses. There would be no victim, and anyone bothered by the absence of a couple flowers was probably not worth worrying about. He felt stupid now. It took the owner of the garden seconds to knock him flat and render him unconsc...
2020-12-31 16:44:16 +0000 UTC
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Brendan hurried back to his station, careful not to drop the precarious stack of tinfoil trays in his hands. He huffed and clicked his tongue, muttering to himself about delivery drivers and being too early. One by one, he transferred the stack to an empty section on his desk. A dozen white lidded containers, a dozen Styrofoam boxes, and a trinity of two litre bottles of cola to join the field of unopened drinks he kept underneath. He pulled the receipt out from between his breasts and poured...
2020-12-31 14:15:20 +0000 UTC
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Tankbuster
by Selp
2020-12-24 22:52:10 +0000 UTC
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I looked up to see a figure standing on top of the metal tower at the far end of the bridge. He looked like a thin man with fair skin and short blonde hair, and though I couldn’t see his expression from so far away, I got the impression of incredible excitement. Like something was vibrating within him, an emotional resonance so profound and so powerful, it was ill suited for such a small, indistinct form like the human body. He turned to look at me. Did he sense that I had been watching him...
2020-12-24 22:47:42 +0000 UTC
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Gabe thought he was smart by using his own gum. It wasn’t technically against the rules, but the self-inflating properties it possessed, and the added durability it had, definitely was. He took the innocent looking packet of bubblegum from his table and put one stick in his mouth, that was all he needed. The spectacled brown otter chewed leisurely, not partaking in the same manic jaw-aching panic as his competitors. They were racing to get their gum to the perfect consistency for blowing th...
2020-12-24 22:45:42 +0000 UTC
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Two oceans colliding. That’s what it reminded him of when their bellies smacked together, undulating with every laboured thrust. Elias panted for breath, trying to keep up the pace as his cock stiffened and twitched to signal it was nearly ready to burst. Elias wasn’t well endowed in length or girth but that worked to his advantage, it was the perfect size to fit in the navel of the man his weight bore down on. That man was similarly out of breath, countering the rolling force with an imp...
2020-12-09 01:55:30 +0000 UTC
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Warning: Story contains scenes of an intense sexual nature, you've been warned!
Balloons are beautiful.
When I was younger, I would save any uninflated balloons I could. Stolen from birthdays, from special events, from school, just wherever I could. Then store them away like my own personal dragon’s hoard of assembled latex. Sometimes I would be caught by an adult and have to explain to them what I was doing. I was never a particularly good liar, but I managed to convince them i...
2020-12-06 22:50:09 +0000 UTC
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Aaron listened to the music thrumming in his ear, pumped through the thin white cord by the iPod set to shuffle in his shirt pocket. He kept his chin anchored on the seat in front of him, no one was sitting in it. The bus was empty save for himself and the driver, who was presumably real, and not some sort of public transport apparition; Aaron smirked at the thought of a ghostly bus driver passing his spectral exams, only to be assigned a post out in the middle of the countryside. With no one...
2020-12-03 18:26:24 +0000 UTC
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“I want you to see me grow.”
He said the words with unrestrained hunger. He spoke aloud the demand for me to observe him partake in his ritual with a level of want and desire so sincere and wanting that, if I declined, it might destroy him. He kissed me on the forehead and left our apartment, instructing me to sit on the balcony with my phone fully charged, laid out on a table beside my chair.
“Will I need binoculars?” I asked, about to rummage through the storage closet. ...
2020-12-02 19:18:13 +0000 UTC
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The most dangerous of the sorcerous beasts were birthed in the waning days of Exerith Khano’s madness, which only came to an end by his abrupt disappearance from the mortal plane. Only months before his exit from history, he saw fit to curse the world with the most destructive and hungering of his spell-forged ‘children.’ The walking furnace, Caminus Rex. Spawned from what had been a well-used disposal furnace in the industrial district of the Dwarven Scholar’s Union capital city, Iro...
2020-11-30 16:16:52 +0000 UTC
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The loud music of the festival drew your attention, you began walking through the balloon arch that marked its threshold without considering what it truly meant. Past those balloons, so shiny you could see your reflection, in each of their convex faces you saw a different face reflected; a balloon animal stared back at you. Some were cartoonish and possessed with wicked smiles, others were docile and contented with an enviable bliss you had never known. Your eyes drifted through the myriad of...
2020-11-30 16:15:01 +0000 UTC
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When it comes to adding some kink to the Halloween season, what comes to mind?
Any horror movies you think would translate well into an inflation scenario?
Any movie tropes, monsters, etc you think could stand to be fattened up or turned into blueberries.
What kind of Halloween content would you like from me, I want to know!
2020-10-09 15:41:20 +0000 UTC
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Blimp Seventeen waited for the engineers to open the doors from the other side. The rigidity of security protocols like this one did his head in, he hated waiting, but he supposed it couldn’t really be helped. After all he was company property. Expensive property at that. Every inch of his rubberised skin represented millions of pounds worth of investment and research into transformative biotech. Seventeen took pride in his value, he liked to sit in his room after tests and ponder just how ...
2020-10-09 15:36:35 +0000 UTC
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The sands parted with the force of Umi’s spell. A long, thin bullet conjured from the waters which made up his body. It flew and struck a roughly made target constructed from a half-eaten coconut and a circle of squashed mango fruit for the bullseye. The watery bullet impacted the hard coconut and shattered it, sending bits of shell and the pulpy orange used to paint it into the ocean.
“Bullseye, did you see that? Perfect aim.” Umi declared with pride, rewarding himself with anoth...
2020-10-09 15:32:43 +0000 UTC
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“To the address of one Doctor Kyle Stubb.
First and foremost, Doctor Stubb let me declare my gratitude for your contributions to His Majesty’s Academy of Acumen and Excellence. Your advancements in the fields of transformative alchemy have paved the way for levels of progress in medicine which have yet to be overtaken, securing your legacy as one of our most well-known, esteemed, and highly respected alumni. Without your myriad of thesis papers on the proper treatment methods of exo...
2020-10-09 15:29:01 +0000 UTC
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Jonathan stirred to consciousness with hammers pounding on the inside of his skull. His vision was obscured by a course brown fabric, which he recognized as a burlap sack. Favourite headwear of kidnapping victims everywhere. His sensitive feline nose wrinkled; the fibres were irritating his face. The motions of his muzzle twitching against the sack’s exterior must have alerted someone nearby because he heard a muffled cry of alarm and then, suddenly, he was blinded by light.
Standing ...
2020-10-09 15:25:54 +0000 UTC
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This was the image half of the trade illustrated by Chris (@InfinityNebula), which I thought would be fun to upload as a visual companion for my half of the trade.
Make sure to visit twitter and like, retweet and comment on the original post to show your support for the artist: https://twitter.com/InfinityNebula/status/1282455375636299778
2020-10-09 15:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Chris walked through the empty street with only his phone for company. His footsteps rung louder in the uncharacteristic silence of the boulevard, its cobbles and benches devoid of people to muddle the sound of his approach. He could even hear his heartbeat, pounding in his chest, rising to pulse in his ears. He removed his beanie to wipe away the sweat which had built up on his forehead.
Maybe this isn’t a good idea. Chris thought.
Chris found a bench to rest on, just ...
2020-10-09 14:57:03 +0000 UTC
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First come first serve! Patrons get first dibs, if they don't fill up by Friday night I'll put them up for sale by Saturday to the general public.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ltxnkBxUBR-6x_iPphLQVnPbbzvSHt1LWMC7HGIUCc0/edit?usp=sharing
2020-10-01 21:58:09 +0000 UTC
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Remember that you need to link your Patreon to your Discord in order to receive access to the patron only channels!
https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-Get-my-Discord-role
2020-09-13 19:20:23 +0000 UTC
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Six slots available, as always, patrons get first dibs.
Fill in this form if you're interested!
https://forms.gle/8C719NiBrHoJCwAf9
2020-09-13 18:15:26 +0000 UTC
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The king looked down and to the right, half expecting to witness the vascular and meaty pulp of his body exposed by his condition. Instead he saw a wash of colour. Bright yellows like lemon, the aggressive hue of a blood orange, myriad greens for the various species of lime, and softer mellower variants of all of them mixed between the shifting iridescence. His skin had taken on the transparency of a soap bubble, but in place of the refractions usually glimpsed along a bubble’s surfac...
2020-07-22 16:27:45 +0000 UTC
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Alright, instead of a poll, this might be more apt. What sort of content would you like to see on my Patreon? Which particular fetishes, character archetypes, etc do you think would be interesting to put in the stories I write? Are there any themes, kinks, etc you think would be fun to read in my style? I'd like to hear from you!
2020-07-22 12:21:08 +0000 UTC
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A commission for Trilo/Will on twitter! (https://twitter.com/Trilodeux)
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Will rose to greet the day with a stretch. He rose both arms over his head and then wiped the sleep from his eyes, scanning the room for a pair of boxer shorts and socks. They were clean enough, only worn for a few hours yesterday, so they ...
2020-07-02 17:56:57 +0000 UTC
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Second of two commissions for Brucealo on twitter!
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New Grandir was larger than Jason had expected. He was told it would be an easy city to get lost in, however, he didn’t realize just how serious that warning had been. He checked his phone map frantically as he paced the research district, occasionally letting his eyes wander from the screen to marvel the skyward reaching archit...
2020-07-02 17:54:52 +0000 UTC
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First of two commissions for Brucealo (https://twitter.com/fattrash1)!
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Jason checked his phone for the seventh time in the last ten minutes. He went through the usual cycle of apps, and then made sure his friend hadn’t tried contacting him. It was unlike Seth to fall out of contact. Any other time they went o...
2020-07-02 17:53:00 +0000 UTC
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A commission for long-time patron Uberotter! This story contains a lot of highly charged sexual energy, and some, well... I suppose you could call it sex?
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Samson turned the knob to stop the water flowing out of the showerhead. He grunted and made sure that he had rinsed his body properly, no patches of bubbles remained on his porcine skin. Samson was ordinarily a pinkish orange wi...
2020-07-01 22:56:23 +0000 UTC
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A commission for Glaz! His supervillain, the illustrious Scalebreaker Jack, collects on an overdue payment from a patron of his bank.
Brendan backed against the wall, staring at his pursuer as they trundled towards him. The alley walls were too close together, even if he had the necessary agility, there was no way he could squeeze past the approaching man. He was tall and wide, so wide in fact, that the width of both his belly and hips nearly impeded his ad...
2020-06-11 19:45:49 +0000 UTC
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