NEVER FEAR....CLUB ELLEN IS HERE...On today's show we discuss Macy's Wild Night and Morning waking up in a strange apartment, with special in-studio guest Fly By Mike, a comedian from Times Square with trauma. The whole last 30 minutes are all about Tori Amos if that's your bag, baby.
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2023-08-19 20:55:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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SPECIAL GUEST...MONICA LEWINSKY
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2023-08-11 13:34:09 +0000 UTC View Post
As mentioned on the latest episode of Club Ellen
2023-08-05 17:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post
A beautiful Saturday afternoon and it is time to HIT THE CLUB...that's Club Ellen with special guest Tig Notaro! A new podcast and clubbing experience, initiated by me...Ellen — hosted by my two best friends Macy Rodman and Theda Hammel. Well, you an imagine what's up at the club, we are talking about all the most relevant issues of the day. Twitter is now X, etc.
Now with SCREENED voicemails, in moderation...
As Beyonce once said...I love you like XO....please keep storki...
2023-08-05 16:52:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we're taking calls into the fifth dimension. The only problem is — Theda didn't realize this was the premise. So there are also calls from the normal dimensions as well. I don't remember what they are about. We do talk about Barbie here, and some other stuff. Fun is had all around..just like every week. on the Ellen Project Hotline!
or any paranormal experiences (We're recording Friday)
2023-07-27 17:56:32 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a sweltering July saturday, and we are happy to be talking and taking your calls at the Ellen Project Hotline, today with special guest Paula Poundstone who does make an appearance in the last third of the show. In the meantime enjoy our discussion of various topics: Interstellar, and other things...Sorry for the late upload, loving to fuck, and have a great evening!
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2023-07-22 21:59:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The Ellen Project Hotline is back taking calls from our wonderful listeners! Topics include — trying not to lose your temper at your corporate job, aimlessness in central Florida, Leil Lowndes' 2001 book about how to fuck women, how to keep your sex life alive when your bf doesn't want to take it up the ass no more, how to successfully live at home with family, and the best way to use duct tape (hint: it's ducts and pipes). You are all beautiful people and we love you very much –
xo...
2023-07-15 18:10:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Theda calls in from terrestrial telephone lines while Macy scores the session with some quiet piano. We do a classic Reviews Douche about Insidious: The Red Door, Astroid City, tech, and sex!!!
2023-07-08 18:58:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-07-05 17:05:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Today on the program…news in celebrity frailty. Tori. Madonna. The great blue whale. Then? Advice! Calls on whether to move to Portland after Grad School, whether we still feel the show needs to be funny, is it better to be a hermit while growing hair out, or to go out and live it up yeah BABY? Or what about being a hot young trans woman who everybody wants to fuck and give money to? What’s up with that?? Also — Bergman and Abba, Honolulu roommates, and what to do when your stepmom call...
2023-07-01 13:48:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Another beautiful day — living in fuck, with Ellen Degeneres and LGBT. Topics include Beyonce song Heated, being fetishized, the difficulty of being an inner city schoolteacher, whether it's possible to love someone you know is dumb, PJ Harvey and what exactly makes her so alluring to trans, and whether or not it is a piece of cake to make a pretty cake. Okay!
2023-06-24 18:50:12 +0000 UTC View PostIs that something the kids want???
2023-06-21 05:37:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Macy walks through Brooklyn in an immersive sound exploration of space through audio...and she forgot we were recording today!!! We talk trans lady friends, what does Angelina Jolie have to say about the concept of "love", and are you trans? Yes! It's rock and roll time honey whip out the cocks and BING BONG BING!!!
2023-06-17 19:53:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the late upload -- the gals are on the move.
Today on the program: reading the contents of your boyfriend's phone, the undressed form and being sucked at fashion school, how to finish an Ableton project, coke in college, retinol from Guam, places to stop on a cross country road trip, men who only love you when they are inside you, whether Tori Amos is popular with Generation Z, the side effects of withdrawal from welbutrin, having sex a second time in Waco Texas, and how to no...
2023-06-10 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Woo Hoo! We just hit 1300 patrons! In celebration, here's the soundboard!
2023-06-05 18:07:34 +0000 UTC View Post
HELLO it's that time again, time for another ELLEN PROJECT HOTLINE, in honor of the great Ellen Degenderous. Topics include Tori's Smells Like Teen Spirit cover, sucking cock at your parent's house, buxom singer Jewel, is the program truth or lies, whether wearing skirts will make you less gay, special time signatures, how to find lesbian love, Meghan Trainor's twin toilets, Evil Dead Rise, how to start gogo dancing professionally, a weird lady at Happy Fun Hideaway, AND MANY MORE.
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Hello all, Leil here.
It’s the first day of June — or “Pride Month” according to some — so I thought I would share a little story that happened to me recently when I was out in Sedona visiting my homosexual nephew, Clyde, who runs a dinky Tarot card and crystal shop on Main Street called Padam Padam.
I was in town for a topical plasma infusion on my private parts. Very woo. But I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get some elasticity back in that ...
2023-06-01 22:33:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Another successful episode of the world's most beloved advice show. Discussed this week on the program: looking for love in London, Tinder dates with no conversation skills, how to find time for creativity when you're busy being the hottest sex worker in town, what to do when your law student hookup tells you he likes Pete Buttigieg, whether Lady Gaga has been possessed by the spirit of an older better singer (the answer is no), Alec and HIlaria Baldwin, using your hot body to move up in the ...
2023-05-27 22:42:22 +0000 UTC View Post
We're back with a supersized Ellen Project this week, discussing Joker sequel, hitting on your server, Tori Amos, whether the fisting special was a hoax, a British family saga, hangover cures, pleasures and perils of gay sex, thrifting, emotionally unavailable hot trans women, talking to peple at parties when you're shy, being a slut, and favorite prescription medications. Bing bong bing, and feel free to call any time:
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2023-05-20 22:05:38 +0000 UTC View Post
We are still on the road, living that road life bringing you a little bit of OUTSIDER ART in the form of Ellen Project Hotline episode number 8...we're talkin' wife swap, transition HRT, boyfriend's cocks, art school, turks and caicos, cheese cake factory, sarah lawrence college, and why Ann Dowd should have been in Showing Up.
2023-05-15 02:47:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello all - Macy and I are in transit today and so we're going to do the Ellen Project tomorrow - apologies for the delay.
As a party favor I'm attaching this sketch script I did for a writing sample four years ago, and which I have slightly revised.
For whatever reason (probably because the sketch was too brilliant) I was not hired — but I present it to you now, in honor of the WGA strike in which I would have been honored to participate.
Thank you and we will be ta...
2023-05-13 20:14:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Another great episode of wonderful CALLS!!!! Enjoying and experiencing and loving LIFE every saturday on the ELLEN PROJECT HOTLINE!! ❤️
2023-05-06 19:16:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey folks, Leil here. I thought I’d share with you something that happened to me yesterday at Big Lots. I was there to pick up snacks, specifically my favorite snack: gummy bear fruit snacks. I just love to feel the gummy texture in my mouth as I bite down on those delicious bears. Now that my teeth are fake I don’t even have to worry about cavities, only about diabetes, which I don’t have. In my book, winners cannot get diabetes.
Well, I had five bulk boxes of these ...
2023-05-03 21:36:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies for audio quality on this one. For today's episode questions are addressed related to love, heartbreak, sex, and of course cock, as usual every saturday it's the Ellen project, brought to you by Ellen and KNFW.
Feel free to call us 929-486-1277.
2023-04-30 01:28:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Just sharing these AMAZING drawings by Kylee of “Murder on the Stupid Bitch Express” and “KNFW…In The Morning” / “Shitting Up” episodes from this season if you haven’t seen yet. Kylee also did the Kill Drag Race drawing we posted a few months ago. If you don’t follow Kylee (aka @variegatedviews on Twitter)- RUN to your Twitter app and do it now!!!
2023-04-24 03:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post
We're talking Jimbo and more on today's broadcast! Also: Guadagnino, sexual rejection, sexual inexperience, playboi carti, and the life of cock!
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2023-04-22 23:58:50 +0000 UTC View Post