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HONEY BAKED HAMM

WORK SISTER, WORK SISTER

LGBLT

HAMM SAMWICH HAMM SAMWICH

THIS IS A GAY GUY EXCLUSIVE

I AM A HONEY BAKED HAMM HAMM HAMM

SLAP MY BUTTOCKS SLAP SLAP MY BUTTOCKS

HONEY BAKED HAMM HAMM HAMM

SLAP MY BUTTOCKS SLAP SLAP MY BUTTOCKS

ASS HOLE

IF I DON'T GET FUCKED I'M GONNA BE A BE A BE A 

ASS HOLE

OH FUCK

THAT'S THE END OF MY SONG!

 I AM A HONEY BAKED HAMM HAMM HAMM

SLAP MY BUTTOCKS SLAP SLAP MY BUTTOCKS

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Macy Does Very Bad Drag Number As The Ring Girl

In this video you will see Macy Rodman from the popular podcast NymphoWars doeen a very very stupid and dumb drag number as Samara from The Ring to the tune of Terrence Trent D'arby's hit song "Wishing Well".  This happened many years ago so please don't talk to her about it.

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MIND FUCK!

Talkin' bout standup comedy, more surgery talk, and how Cloud Atlas is caked in shit.

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Lil 'Tainer

We're talkin' Lizzy Holmes, new ways to not get clocked at Just Salad, and how to make your sitcom funny with one simple trick!

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I'm Talkin Bout Delta "Shirt"

Chatting about Mochas, Moby Dick, the college admissions scandal, and why Delta Work is so bad at everything, bad bad bad. Bad at everything. Why she's BAD at everything, bad at hair, bad at fuck. Bad at everything. 

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A Practical Handbook for Bein' In Jail: A Chat with Felicity Huffman

Longtime ally and fan of the show Sis Huff once again has proven herself to be a major ally to the trans community, giving Nymphowars the scoop with this EXCLUSIVE behind bars interview. Turns out they sent the fabulous felon to a maximum security men's prison, in what is only the latest in a lifetime of trans adjacent hijinks for the broad shouldered film and TV actress. Fortunately she's thriving in jail, and is already at work on a self help book about gettin' to the top of the prison peck...

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It Isn't Cheap, But It's Easy

The gals are face to face yet again with a chitty chat about surgery aftermath, self esteem, GaGaGooGoo, Cronenberg's "Crash", and the value of Jennifer Lawrence.

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Cigarettes Have Shit On Them

The gals have a cross country phone chat where they talk about sobriety, pain pills, non dairy diets, The Bachelor, Abducted In Plain Sight, sexy butt times, and house layouts.

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BTW (Behind The Wars): Brainstorming Beers, Bras, & Boobs

We happened to be recording our brainstorming session when coming up with the plot for the Matthew McConaughey epic "Beers, Bras, and Boobs" and we're presenting it here as the first episode of a new patreon feature called BTW (Behind The Wars). Listen to HISTORY in the MAKING. 

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Talkin’ Dicks with the Virgin Bachelor

Lately the name on everybody’s lips is Colton the Virgin Bachelor. Nymphowars managed to sit Colton down  he could tell us what he’s all about and why he’s never gone all the way with that special someone.

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BULLOCK (feat. Colin Self)

We are so grateful and excited to share with you little Nympho Warriors that we have landed our first ever celebrity interview and boy is it a doozy!!!! Miss Congeniality herself, Sandra Bullock stopped by the studio to chat with the gals about her iconic roles, her latest film Bird Box, and her exciting new pop single debuting exclusively on Nymphowars!!!!

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