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END OF THE MONTH/START OF THE MONTH CLUB AUDIO - OCTOBER 4th, 2025

Here is the audio from today's livestream. Off the top of my head...topics...locktober...life of a showgirl...katy perry...friends game...ryan cummings game...looking at cocks in the lockerroom...lady gaga and madonna in the news...it's ACTUALLY romantic...XOXOXO. We'll find a way to get the video to people who want it...

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LIVESTREAM CLUB LINK *RE-UPLOAD*

HELLO. We got a copyright strike for 3 music cues. They've been stripped from the stream here, the first is Ethel Merman Disco "There's No Business Like Showbusiness" the second one was Taylor Swift Eldest Daughter, and the third was an ELO interstitial. LA LA LA.

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START OF THE MONTH CLUB LIVE STREAM TODAY ~ NOON EST

LINK TO COME

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CLUB WISCONSIN- SEPTEMBER 27, 2025

WE'RE BUILDING A MYSTERY!!! It's time for Every Battle At All Times At Once, before we all get RAPTURED!!! Mediterranean Minute, Debate Minute, some very nice phone calls are answered, and we're givin' ya the ole' "WUTHERING HEIGHTS"! Get your HYDRANTS IN!

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CLUB CAMEL - SEPTEMBER 21, 2025

Camels out, Ashley sad, Raspberry whereabouts, Leanne Morgan's Lover of the Weak, the mouse in the house, fashion week updates from Bryant park, pig pen round up, and what to say when someone calls you daddy. All this and more on CLUB...CAMEL....

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SEPTEMBER 2025 PLAYLIST

What is the color of love?

The the color that comes to mind when I think of us

What would I dream up? A shade So playful and cool it looks made up

It would be hyper saturated

Cause I know that we’ll never fade from this hue

We’re toothpaste blue

APPLE MUSIC

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CLUB STICK - 13 SEPTEMBER 2025

CURRENT EVENT MINUTE / JENNA ORTEGA MINUTE / MADONNA ON FALLON / ETC. we recorded a bunch of stuff that is not really usable or interesting and as a result this ends up being a kind of mini club. Better than nothing! We personally do not relish the idea of reading a bunch of comments about the K*rk shit on the Patreon, so if we could all avoid that it would be ideal. Back with more fun and games next week — t

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"SCALD" Tee shirts if ya want them!

Not very many left, but printed these for the show and want to get rid of em before I go back to Europe! US shipping only unfortch https://macyrodman.bigcartel.com/product/scald-multi-lingual-tee

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Tati Gallery

Is that...Kate Middleton?

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CLUB DETAILS - SEPTEMBER 6, 2025

ITS STILL SATURDAY SOMEWHERE....HEY, WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY WEEK / DIAPERMAN DETAINED / REZNOR'S WIZARD WIFE / SEX DANCE AND WEDNESDAY UPDATES / GAGA VOCAL STRAIN / THE STORY CONTINUES...PULL OUT YOUR COCK FOR DETAILS / WHO'S SHE HANGIN WITH? WEAK SUCK / EGG BREAKING GAY GUY CALLER / UK GOON BAN CALLER EXPLANATION / DOOM MICROMINUTE / GETTING IN THE ROOM WITH TATI / TORI CORNER OCEAN TO OCEAN MINUTE

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Secret Show!

9/11/25 at Singers in NYC! I’ll be playing my new album and Jake Dibeler of Bottoms will be opening! Feel free to share with friends just please dont post 🤫

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CLUB END OF THE MONTH — AUGUST 30th, 2025

Audio from the live stream! T is D (or is he just wearing Tati Beauty and Jeffree combined?), SNL exodus, algorithm minute, love your job don't job your love (or the other way around?), Theda Hammel you're goin to jail!, Karmin you're goin to jail!, Poehler you're goin to jail!, and much more!

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Audio of the live stream will be posted tomorrow morning!

It got removed from Youtube because of goddamn ai music recognition bullshit!

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CLUB W.O.W. — AUGUST 23, 2025

WILD OLD WOMAN / AUTHOR OF HONEY DON'T ON THE SHOW / EUTHANASIA BIRCH BOX / SICK...SAD...OLD...BROKEN... / THE EVIL YOUNG / PIG PEN ROUND UP, STALKER, HOT GIMMICK: GIRL MEETS BOY, FRIENDS, ETC. / FOOD NOISE, AND SOME OTHER THINGS AS WELL....

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AUGUST 2025 PLAYLIST

The woman wondered what she'd gotten herself into. She peeled her face off of a tan leather sofa to find a nude Hunter Biden look-a-like sleeping soundly in an armchair across from her, lube bottle dangling in a loose fist. She'd forgotten his name, but a wry smile melted from her chapped lips when she noticed a gemstone butt plug poking out from beneath his hefty ball sack. She looked in her Tory Burch clutch, the lining of which was littered with empty capsules that used to be filled with m...

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CLUB ELLEN — AUGUST 16, 2025

INTERN CHECK IN: ASHLEY'S HE/THEY CHAUFFER FUCK BUDDY, SILAS HAS NO HOBBIES, ELEANOR THE KITCHEN MENTOR / CONGRATULATIONS TO COLE E-COLA / AND JUST LIKE THAT IS OVER / POOPY SAND THE FISHY QUEEN / GINGER MINJ...WINNER OF DRAG RACE / LIP SYNC FORCE / CALOR GALORE / STREET PERFORMER SINGS ADELE / TRANS ATLAS / GOOD HANG / CURTAIN UP, IT"S THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL / MAID OF HONOR / PUTTING THE NEEDLE ON IT AT CALLEN LORDE / and not much more

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CLUB LITTLE PUMP - 10 AUGUST, 2025

GET YOUR PUMP OUT - SNEAKING STARRBOOTLEGS INTO THE CRITERION CLOSET - EVER HEARD OF BRAD STATUS? - AMY SCHUMER/POEHLER CHEMO DOCTOR - GIVE ME TEN THOUSAND SKY MILES - FOLLOWING THE RULES - ENGLAND ADULT PORNO RESTRICTIONS - BIOMETRIC PASSPORT? - AI AD FOR VOGUE MAGAZINE - WHAT MOVIES ARE IN THE MATRIX - TARANTINO KILLING HITLER CULTURAL GROUND ZERO - WHAT THE CUFF IS GOING ON - DRAWING THE DEATH CARD - MACY MOVIE REVIEW MINUTE - SEMI PRECIOUS WEAPONS - EXPENSIVE PSYCHIATRIST RITALIN HOMEL...

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New Club Ellen Sunday This Week 😭 We’re Sorry 🙏

Theda’s flight got cancelled. Damn the airlines!!!

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NEW TIER!

BOOK CLUB! WRITING GAMES! EXTRAS! WOO!

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CLUB ELLEN - AUGUST 2, 2025

ONE BREAST OUT! WE GET THE HOT NEWS ABOUT LEANNE MORGAN OUT OF THE WAY FIRST THING! DAVE CHAPPELLE'S NEW SINGLE THE SUBWAY IS OUT AND WE'RE LOVING IT! LOLA YOUNG HAS A SFX TUBE IN HER CELCIUS, A MAN JERKS OFF TO MACY SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, AND WHAT THE HELL WHY DOES CINDY SHERMAN HAVE SUCH A NICE APARTMENT?!?!?!

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JULY 2025 PLAYLIST

Sorry it’s late!!!

APPLE MUSIC

SPOTIFY


Manta ray or a garbage bag? In Ibiza its hard to tell. We walked and walked until we found a cove that looked like something from the Bible. Half desert, half ocean with plants ...

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END OF THE MONTH CLUB — 26 JULY 2025

GET YOUR FUCKING C***OCKS OUT

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HEY>.......TOMORROW AT APPROX ~ NOON EST we will do END OF MOINTH CLUB...


any HOT TOPICS you want to see addressed? of course ...sex is on the table, as far as topics....Hello to life, and hello to fuck....see you onLINE...

***GETTING A LATE START TODAY ~ 12:30

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james charles clip

can't upload the video directly because we are listed as "18+" and patreon does not allow "18+" accounts to upload VIDEOS

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CLUB ELLEN - JULY 19, 2025

GET YOUR FUCKING FAT COCKS OUT — TODAY ON THE SHOW ... MICROPLASTICS, REEL TALK? HA HA HA — WE PROMISE TO NEVER DO THAT AGAIN — SOPHIE MEDIUM ARTICLE — EXCEPT JAMES CHARLES HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN THE WILD...HELLO ! — A SPECIAL VISIT FROM THE ONE AND ONLY JOYCE CAROL OATS — WHAT SHOULD TRANS GUYS NAME THEMSELVES? — DRUG DEALER CAME UP YOUR ASS FOR COKE — YOU ARE NOT "IN PSYCHOSIS" — AND MUCHO MAS MORE!

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CLUB SET (feat. Ross Leonardy!) - JULY 12th, 2025

ROSS LEONARDY IS IN THE HOUSE!!!! Ross talks us through the current state of K-Pop, Marvel, and pop culture at large but he's mostly here for his laser focused insight on Albanian diva, Ava Max! She's the princess of the beach, she's got a cigarette in her hand, and above all she's got a GREAT SET!!!! We also talk the state of State-side sunscreens, everyone goin ciggy crazy, and answer some beautiful calls! GET YOUR SETS OUT!!!!

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CLUB PIT - JULY 5th, 2025

PRIDE RECAP - R.I.P. SOPHIA HUTCHENS - GWYNETH MINUTE - FRANKIE'S PIT - KATHRYN HARRISON - EXPOSED BEAMS OH FUCK - REASONS I HAWK TUAH

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HAND SMELLS LIKE A POLE

If you were porn a christian...you still can be a strip-tician...

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Main Ep: FORMER GLORY EPISODE 2...BOOT CAMP

The gals are whipped into stage-ready shape by a handful of showbiz veterans, recruited by absentee director Caitlyn Jenner, with Jolly Rodger stage managing. The only problem? Resisting the sweet flavors of Spanish Vermut. Will they hit bottom? Or will they learn to cope. Meanwhile, Jeffree Star approaches by air...

SORRY, UPLOADED WRONG AUDIO - CORRECTED NOW

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END OF THE MONTH CLUB - AUDIO ONLY - JUNE 28, 2025

Audio from the stream for people who'd rather listen in podcast app!

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