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CLUB ELLEN - JULY 27, 2024

was the album really called Cowboy Carter? / another appreciation of JADE / news from P-Town / local busybodies / to have a beautiful little store / write your novel in a coffee shop / service industry twitter / celebrity cocaine / bathroom stories / detransition summer / longlegs at the bathroom sink / everyone in wigs / pig pen WIVES OUT / canada vs. world / rainy day in cool york / horace and pete / moving apartments / macy and pete / grigio girls / marianne faithful trying to get an apart...

CLUB ELLEN - JULY 19, 2024

Balegdeh is back with JADE and her new hit song for Generation Tech. Dune vibes at Hurricane Sandy. Bear week at P-Town. Joe Biden saline cock at P-Town. Trump shooting etc.

JULY PLAYLIST

Baroque strings and plucky guitars fill the thick July air. Beats labor their way through run down beach speakers at the mercy of cell service, providing a skipping, unsteady pump. Salt from the ocean surfs lazily into noses and onto scraped knees, coating everything in a sexy, cummy, pussy taste. Dogs sleep, sharks swim, oysters slide down throats...it's July, people!

1. "Both Sides Now" - Judy Collins

2. "Flesh Without Blood" - Grimes

3. "4LUVN" - LSDXOXO

4. "...

CLUB ELLEN - 13 JULY, 2024

Description...to come...

Main Ep: "KNFW...The Power Of Orange Cock"

"Theda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Amos song. The gals go through a lot before the summer vacation. We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx "

Very Us

Thanks Carmen Laurent for sharing on insta

Nymphowars/KNFW Presents: LONGLEGS

NOT A SCREENING! ‘Nymphowars/KNFW Presents: A Celebration of Long Legs’! Macy Rodman and Theda Hammel are back at C’mon Everybody with a new show dedicated to one of the scariest things the workd has ever seen: LONG LEGS! The gals are stalked by a mysterious, toned, sensual entity at the KNFW radio station and they have to find out who it is! Will they unmask the slim-pinned assailant or meet an untimely, leggy demise at the toes of a maniac? Come July 12th to find out!

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CLUB ELLEN - 6 JULY, 2024

Flight to Munich. Pulling Ter. Celiac? Fourth of July. Potato salad....CAUSA? Bon Appetit and reheating your chicken. Banana...? Tribute to Divine...Sabrina Carpenter. Camila Cabello. You're fucking sucking dick every day of your fucking week. I'm so stupid. Chatting with an old friend. Life is like an outfit. Dressing for travel. And more! To fuck...

Main Ep: "KNFW...Court Jesters"

"Some interesting new musical acts emerge and the gals are loving it! A Gen Z edutainment star tells some lies, and Ellen is up to her old tricks...We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx"

Cinderella the Possum

She left but we’ll always have door lean-to

CLUB ELLEN - JUNE 29, 2024

Description to come!

Main Ep: "KNFW...Pod Classics"

"The gals do some of the usual schtick before they are interrupted by a crazed fan! Can they meet the fan's demands or are they doomed?"

CLUB ELLEN - JUNE 22, 2024

Colourbox on Club Island, Cabaret Ellen...The emcee of Eddie Redmayne and the evil legacy of contemporary kitsch burlesque. Club GASlighting...Microplastic music for gooned out fucks. Gore Vidal couldn't get a good ham. Debocketa. Kratom. Gay meth subway showtime in pajama pants. The new Katy Perry song. Bethany Frankel Chanel. My Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Troye Sivan's bi baiting brother. Wirecutter. Kelly the Caller. And much more!!!

Main Ep: "KNFW...Fudgie Wudgie Had A Tail"

"Summer has arrived at the KNFW studio in Philadelphia and the gals are PARCHED!!! A lemonade man is not what he seems, an ad for an ancient phenomena comes through, and some beloved East Coast characters stop by...but will they leave?"

JUNE PLAYLIST

It's gay pride season and AC's are crankin! Let's pump up the tunes and pump out those loads in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET, honey!

1. "Rise" - Herb Alpert

2. "Reasons to Be Cheerful, Pt. 3" - Ian Dury and The Blockheads

3. "Let's Play (Eat Me Raw)" - S. Product

4. "Your Love (You Got The Love Remix)" - Frankie Knuckles

5. "I Begin To Wonder" - Danii Minogue

6. "For you" - Couple Looking, Massimiliano Pagliara, Chris Cruse

7. "HAHA" - Charlotte Ad...

CLUB ELLEN — 15 JUNE, 2024

Shania Twain. Chappell Roan's little red career is moving much too fast. Theda is fighting women in the UFC. Brian Depalma's Dressed To Kill. There are too many NYC rep screenings. You've Got Mail. Allusions to censored Brat talk. Moving to Queens? Someone wants to have sexuality with David the Irishman...Are women different than men? A song, not by Sia, about how to be yourself at work. Brief chat with Charli XCX. What is the difference between a dick and a cock.

CLUB ELLEN — JUNE 8, 2024

Rita Ora gooner music. Let me kill myself. The Knife. Pharrel Lego Movie...? Loving to DJ. The Becky Has Two Toilets book. Life in Australia. Luca Guadagnino impression. Happy Feet. The new generation of showtime kids. The Watchers. Woman on the plane. Calls!

CLUB ELLEN - JUNE 1, 2024

It's actually Saturday. FKA Twigs. Spankings. Chin Down, Mouth Closed...Gettin your picture taken. No Euphoria on the mood board. My special rider. 180 on the Fun wand. Pancakes for breakfast porn star girl. Please stop gooning. This is my actual dad. Kim Chi Eureka feud. Furiosa, Planet of the Apes, Strangers. Trailer talk. Trying to eat alone...Fast cumming. Troye Sivan concert. Dancing in the Shadows....Chromatica ball....

Main Ep: KNFW...Legend Has It

"This week the gals are in for a rude awakening when Ellen pulls the plug on their show to make room for some new radio hosts! They're hot, they're sexy, and they know a LOT about the love lives of celebs. Can they get their slot back? Only Ellen can answer that!"

CLUB ELLEN — MAY 25, 2024

Saint Vincent vs. Saint Acutis. Tequila vs. Beer. Going to Australia in the winter to have a hot toddy down under. A man who peed outside, and whose brother shit outside. Ridgewood courtship rituals. Lady Gaga’s new face and voice. Her boyfriend history. Preview of this week’s Main Ep. Madison Beer concert. Ten rules for naming your daughter. Some pig pen things. Makeup Youtubers. Tati’s fear of the A slur. Butt cream advertisement. Bjork Volta. Unclockable flight attendants. 

STAGE FRIGHT - João Bénard da Costa

Not that anyone will give one single fuck, but I found the piece I was talking about on Club Ellen regarding Stage Fright. It's a chatGPT translation, original review linked below — again, not that anyone will give one single shit nor fuck. - T

Stage Fright is a double entendre title because the expression can both mean "fear in the wings" (the "stage fright" mentioned in the Portuguese title) and the literal translation that evokes the "fear of the...

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CLUB ELLEN - MAY 18, 2024

DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS EP BUT GOTTA GET IT UPLOADED YEAH YEAH YEAH AND GET OUT THE DOOR....WILL COME BACK AND UPDATE DESCRIPTION....YEAAAAH YEAH YEAH YEAH....LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.

if you listen up her skirt, you MAY hear PLAYLIST!!!

"Happy May BITCHES!" - Madonna

Love is in the air, and in these tunes!

1. "This Is Love" PJ Harvey

2. "Pussy in the House Mix" Pussy Tourette

3. "My Body - Extended" bottoms

4. "White Horse" Jessica 6

5. "Walk The Night" Skatt Bros

6. "TOTONKA! (feat Mussa Medusa)" Ave María José

7. "Karma's A Bitch" Brit Smith

8. "Espresso" Sabrina Carpenter

9. "Someone To Call My Lover - So So Def Remix" Janet Jackson

10. "Drop The P...

SEATTLE FILM FESTIVAL TICKETS

okay HELLO! I now have six (6) tickets available for each screening (details below). The first to comment shall be the first to receive!

The first screening is TONIGHT

The second is TOMORROW

I'll be at both for Q&A...in Tati's hometown...SEATTLE 🤪

STRESS POSITIONS AT SIFF:

Both screenings are at the

SIFF Cinema Uptown

511 Queen Anne Ave N, Seattle, WA 98109

May 11 at 7:30pm

May 1...