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(Disclaimer - below is referencing something from the olden days of podcasts where we used to write fictional complaint letters to companies to try to get free stuff...it's not just sudden madness - I do appreciate it may not make sense but the podcast is still accessible and explanatory )
Today I am essentially doing some charity work to show what a great guy I am, as I received a letter from a lady telling me about her poorly son. That is why w...
2022-06-15 10:00:07 +0000 UTC
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You know that thing I’ve mentioned before about cursed posts? Yep…if I believed in such a thing then this would be one of them.
Finally getting to the point of sitting down at my desk and writing this has been a proper fuss and battle – lots of non-work stuff to contend with, some Rocky Robot work stuff, and I just took a phone call from a former acquaintance who I have not spoken to for a long time. They drunk dialled me, said they missed ...
2022-06-14 10:00:06 +0000 UTC
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It's time for Episode 11 of the Reboot podcast, where we are back to full strength in the studio.
Sinister things have been afoot though, which we have a very grown up chat about, before talking about when we performed in strip clubs. Also, finally, listener interaction begins, and I am delighted to say this has happened on Rob's stupid underhanded Patreon not mine. Anything to make my life easier is always appreciated.
It's another ...
2022-06-13 10:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Wanna hear me at 9am after being up all night ticking off my to do list? Yeah course you do.
So many mysteries in today's Cabin Fever podcast, including a very anxious wait to see if I do the autoharp or not...It could go either way...I'm revealing nothing here, you'll have to listen to it all the way through to find out.
Or I suppose you could just skip to the last few minutes and find out, and then just get on with your day.
If you've time...
2022-06-11 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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So...after the outpouring of love for the Bat-poles beauty shots last week, I thought "Oooooh I've made other dioramas that I could take cool pictures of and that will be another popular post". Not that I'm cynical.
They haven't come out as well as the Bat-Poles.
This is a Frank Sidebottom diorama that I made years ago, with a figure that I also pretty much made. Well, I put it together from various sources and then moulded the head myself.
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2022-06-10 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Now, it feels a bit like a filler post this, but I'm absolutely wiped out from the prep of the last three posts. Been burning the candle both ends on them, and desperately wanted to do a post that wouldn't take me from dusk till dawn to prep.
Also, I have been thinking about this bit of audio ever since the edit of Episode 10 of Reboot, because I was really sad to cut it. We really over-recorded as we were having a nice chat (and we are the worst two out of...
2022-06-09 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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This is kind of an off-shoot post from the All The Fun Of The Fair posts I forgot I was doing ages ago, and it has a bit of recent back story.
So, a pal of mine was visiting Walt Disney World in Florida last week, and - as she had some gentle shopping instructions from me - it was only fair that I be her WDW guide for the trip. Sadly, this was done remotely, so I had to endure endless jealousy as she showed me where she was and what she was doing.
2022-06-08 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Short intro from me today, mainly just to apologise for telling everyone it was a bank holiday yesterday when it wasn't (I definitely was told it was), and to introduce the latest full story from the forthcoming collection "Tales From Castle Diablo".
I'm pretty sure I've actually nailed the wraparound story now, which I may take you through at some point, but this is a stand alone tale that shall be incorporated via the wraparound in the actual book. It ...
2022-06-07 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
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A very happy (UK) bank holiday Monday to you, and here is the latest episode of the Reboot podcast.
It's Episode 10, which is traditionally a monumental episode in my work. Most of the series' I've done have culminated with this episode. Not this one though, we are just getting going.
Today, Jon is a guest star on the podcast, rather than a (sort of) important part of it like usual. He decided it would be apt and professional to go on holiday...
2022-06-06 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
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What lovelier thing to do in the long (UK) weekend than to tolerate me blabbering on in podcast form?
Yes, it's this week's Cabin Fever, and I give you fair warning right now, after all the chatter about gardening mishaps, televisual recommendations, dissecting the Sex Pistols and Johnny Rotten, and an autoharp warm up performance, there is another autoharp performance that is VERY BLUE.
Lots of rude words and ideas, relentlessly cheeky and definit...
2022-06-04 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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As it is a bank holiday over in the UK, I am today going to have a nice relaxing post of images.
By relaxing, I mean I got all the alternate hands and faces for the figures, and just spent the last three hours trying to take proper pictures of the BatPoles with my proper camera and very limited photography skills. I also really discovered quite how limited the pose-ability is on those figures. Hot Toys are usually much better than that, but there were sever...
2022-06-03 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
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I was once contacted by a TV company who were making a show about conspiracy theories.
This wouldn’t have been too long after the culmination of the final series of The ParaPod – “Conspiracies”, and they’d either heard it, or been told about it. Either way, they were checking my interest in appearing in their show. I’ve no idea if it ever got made.
The premise was that people would espouse about their belief in certain conspiracy theori...
2022-06-02 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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It's been slow and steady this week, as I've been trying to muddle through on Tales From Castle Diablo progress.
I was getting a touch on the overwhelmed side, as I've several different things going on at once which are requiring attention, but I've also been counting my blessings to not be sitting here desperately trying to think of a project to do. All very double-edge isn't it?
This week though, I've done a load of art prep (for a non-patr...
2022-06-01 10:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Earlier than expected, I today conclude the Bounty Hunter ink portraits.
So that's two week's on the bounce that I've reached completion stage (not like that) and finished something off (not like that).
Basically, after drawing the last one, I just cracked on with the next one because I felt "in the zone". I feel in the zone so rarely, that I am bound by it to continue when I am. So I did.
This took me two days as a weekend project. It was...
2022-05-31 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
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A brand new week brings a brand new Reboot podcast for you, with myself, Rob and Jon continuing to work through our differences.
I think it's Episode 9. I can't actually remember if there was a week that we decided was non-canon. Either way, we persevere, enjoying the development of this project, and today bring you a nice fun episode.
That's not to say it isn't without conflict. In fact, there's a great deal of conflict. Conflict r...
2022-05-30 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Now, for some reason, I found this to be possibly the most enjoyable Cabin Fever I've ever recorded.
I honestly don't know why, it's not like it's particularly fun or funny or anything, but it was a pretty deep dive into some emerging "processes" in work stuff, as well as being peppered with reminiscence and topped off with a cracking autoharp rendition as the cherry on the cake.
It is also possible that I was just tired when I recorded it, and when I li...
2022-05-28 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Slightly late job here as I bring you the penultimate Bounty Hunter portrait which I have just completed at 6.30am this morning.
I'd considered skipping today and replacing it with Sunday, but I honestly thought it was going to be an easy one. It wasn't. There's no such thing. You'll see it's not got as much detail as any of the other Bounty Hunter figures. However, it does have way more dots. I've just found that out. Makes sense really t...
2022-05-27 10:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Today I bring you another podcast, in part because the one yesterday was so short ON PURPOSE...
Today I have a conversation with Stuart Bray, a special make up FX wiz who is - as I mention several times in this -"proper".
Here's his IMDB page if you don't believe me:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0106256/
So, Stuart has been helping me with a few things, mentoring m...
2022-05-26 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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You get back here this second and hear me out thank you.
Today I bring a very special one-off podcasting event where I shall be attempting/trying my hardest to sing four ditties originally popularised by Los Angeles music combo, The Doors.
Not only will I be "singing" them, but I will also be playing along and doing all the music for it, on my autoharp instrument which is surely now tax deductible. I mean, it must be, right?
Hope you can find the time...
2022-05-25 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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It's a rather celebratory moment today as we reach a rare thing here; An actual conclusion.
Yes, it's the packed - and I really do mean that - season finale of the 1:6 scale Bat-Poles build.
Will I finally finish? (yes) Will I be happy with it? (yes) Could I have made this video into maybe two or three more if I hadn't stupidly said I would be finishing it this week? (yes)
Stop whatever you're doing. It's right there at the top, right now, so w...
2022-05-24 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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A very happy Monday to one and all, and here is the latest instalment of the Reboot podcast, where we are back to full capacity.
It's a change of pace this week, and really rather heartbreaking as we discuss Rob's absence from last week. It ended up dominating the episode as we discussed grief and acceptance and lots of lofty ideals. Then one of us was very disrespectful and there was some fall out from that as well.
As we were recording, I f...
2022-05-23 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Here I come, brandishing a Cabin Fever podcast in your face as is the tradition for a Saturday morning.
In today's fun-filled marvel of editing, I wax lyrical about wandering along the canal, group sex, patron bits, singing, email marketing and other stuff that I can't remember.
In many ways, it's the perfect accompaniment to your Saturday. In other ways, not so much.
But it's here now so you might as well at least try if you have a half hour...
2022-05-21 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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But Ian, surely Boba Fett should have been the last one?! He's like the main one, we thought it was all building to Boba.
Nope. I don't need to play by your rules and expectations. Here's Fett, with two more still to come.
Now, I found this oddly difficult. I wonder if it was because something comes with Boba Fett as being focal and important, but I wasn't convinced this was going the right way until very late on.
You'll probably see that ...
2022-05-20 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Here we are at the penultimate week of the Bat Poles build.
If you want to see me start bright as a button and then endure a very subtle gradual dip in mood, then this is where you wanna be lookin'.
There's a load of painting and weathering and all that kind of sweet stuff, as well as some texturing and sticking it all together. There's also a race against the night and a race against the elements. It's mainly just me trying to build a diorama that I'...
2022-05-19 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Right, this is going to get tiresome - I'm getting a message from Patreon every time I post about this project as it thinks it's pornographic content. As I explained yesterday, it's not that. They're just cartoon characters talking about it.
I mean, I don't even swear on here...
So here is the concept art I did on Sunday for (some of) the characters appearing in the adult animation comedy thing. There's also some concept pieces for what the actu...
2022-05-18 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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No wait, please come back, that title isn’t a new patreon perk, it’s the name of a project I’ve had on the go in the background for a while which I’m going to explain to you today.
It’s just a working title at the moment, and the fact that Patreon has already flagged this post for containing it, means I will almost certainly dig my heels in and keep it. I can’t remember if I’ve told you anything about it before, perhaps a mention of it on Cabin ...
2022-05-17 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Well, two out of three ain't bad...
Due to circumstances beyond anyone's control, we are at 2/3 capacity this week, but myself and Jon soldiered on and did a companion piece to the Reboot podcast, and that audio file up there is the result.
Plenty of ground covered, and we get to hear even more of Jon's extravagant and sometimes illegal business dealings. I finally bring some awful things from his past out of the closet as well. I've been bit...
2022-05-16 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Here I am, bright eyed and bushy tailed, with my delivery sack full of a new podcast.
Yup, it's the latest instalment of my weekly update blabbery podcast, Cabin Fever, which today regales you with tales of my mum's visit, a day at Stratford-upon-Avon, some very romantic tales from my past, some news about Reboot and collaborations, a chunk of stuff about the Rocky Robot meetings, and my pants. There's also a song on the autoharp at the...
2022-05-14 10:01:00 +0000 UTC
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After a brief hiatus for a warranted week of Gilbert, I return to the Bounty Hunters vintage figures portraits.
This week we have... well...there's a slight discrepancy here. The name on the card of the original figure was Zuckuss. Years later, Lucasfilm announced that this was incorrect, and there had been a mix up with names. This character was actually called 4-LOM (pronounced Four Elo-Em), which had been attributed to the figure which was actually Zucku...
2022-05-13 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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(Header description: Me nervously stealing prop popcorn on the set of Red Dwarf during a recording)
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It’s time for me to conclude the two-parter about professionalism that I accidentally started on Tuesday.
My original plan was to just carry on writing, which I sort of did, but this is a mish-mash of that, amended with some subsequent thoughts. I mainly want to tell you about the Rocky Robot Show meetings we had on Tuesday, in relation to...
2022-05-12 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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