Texts From The Future
A special treat, we came up with this joke and couldn't decide which version we liked better so photoshopped them both, which means DOUBLE the jokes for you guys. Only one of these will run publicly so enjoy our secret text.
- Diana
2021-12-01 04:38:14 +0000 UTC View Post
An alternate version of the sexy Ant-Man text we ran last week.
2021-11-13 18:51:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello loyal Patrons,
BUSTIN' STILL MAKES US FEEL GOOD! We're talking Ghostbusters 2 on this month's Patreon exclusive and we break down how it's the exact same movie, the million tie in songs, having sex with inanimate objects, and disagree on the level of Ghostbusters fame. Thank you all you're amazing!
Enjoy Patrons!
-Andrew & Diana
2021-11-04 00:16:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons,
We're keeping the Daniel Craig train going, then robbing it, then introducing aliens... it's Cowboys & Aliens. We're talking about how Daniel Craig can wear the hell out of a vest, the characters are too fleshed out, we science like we're Craig Fay, and why humanity is screwed. Thanks for being Patrons you wonderful people you!
Enjoy Patrons!
-Andrew & Diana
2021-10-15 03:26:42 +0000 UTC View Post